Kim Kardashian has an important message for her Facebook and Twitter fans: look at my large breasts! The reality star has posted a pair of new photos to her social networking account over the last couple days, and each gives men around the world a reason to continue following her. Two reasons, really… Kardashian, who actually hopes for a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame someday, has been posting self-portraits like it’s her business this summer. Because, let’s face it, this is her business. Sometimes, she’s just posing in a bikini . Other times, she’s pretending to try on a wedding dress . But every time she’s making a ton of money off sponsors and followers who somehow think they are actually Kim’s friend.
People used to get so mad at me when I would shit on Kim Kardashian…by calling her fat or disgusting or the pleasant and appealing color of feces…which is only fitting because she is fucking human waste and I don’t mean actually fucking human waste….unless you consider Kanye human waste…but is human waste…cuz she’s managed to pull off what she pulled off without being assassinated…in what I think are wars on humanity. But now people are on my side…they all come back to me….because I am always right…..like KIm Kardashian is always posting half naked pics of herself on the internet….for attention….cuz it works.
Speaking of busty British chicks, how about some pictures of one of the all time greats pretending to get some exercise? Here’s former glamour model, she’s not exactly looking all that glamorous anymore, Katie Price posing for some staged pictures climbing a rock wall the other day. I think she just wanted to be tied up in that harness. Pervert. Anyhow, you can tell she’s getting up there in age, a younger Katie Price would have done this crap in a bikini instead of some tights and a sweater. Lame.
I don’t know if Kim Kardashian is having trouble keeping fans, people’s attention span seems to be pretty damn short these days, but I like the way she’s trying to keep them interested. Here she is dropping some nice boobage in a sexy Twitter shot. I like it. Look, anything that gets this chick in a bra is alright with me. One of these days she’s going to accidentally post a shot from her “private” folder and I’ll be there when it happens.
A woman named Kayla Goldberg has filed a lawsuit against Kris Humphries because she claims the estranged husband of Kim Kardashian gave her Herpes. Really, we couldn’t make up stories about this guy if we tried. According to TMZ sources, Goldberg alleges she met Humphries at a bar in Los Angeles in August 2010. They flirted and exchanged information and later went back to Kris’ hotel room, where they reportedly engaged in many rounds of sex, including of the oral variety. Goldberg says Humphries did not always wear a condom, nor did he inform her that he possessed the STD in question. A week later – boom ! – Kayle was diagnosed with Herpes. She is now suing Kris for unspecified damages. This could clearly be nothing more than a money grab. But between Goldberg and Myla Sinanaj and Kardashian, Humphries knows how to pick his women.
It’s incredible, ridiculous and disgusting: Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are STILL not divorced. Yes, readers, these multi-millionaires continue to battle it out in court, with Humphries reportedly pressing for an annulment and attempting to prove Kardashian duped him into a doomed union; and Kim responding that her ex is simply petty and fame-hungry . But while Team Kardashian has claimed its client has been pushing for a speedy legal split all along, an insider tells Radar that the reality star is stalling the process. “Scheduling depositions for Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner [has] been problematic, as both claim very chaotic schedules,” says the source. “Kris has a right to prepare for trial, and the longer the Kardashian clan drag their feet in scheduling depositions, the longer this thing is going to go on. It’s worth noting that Kris’ deposition was completed almost two months ago.” In other words: if Kim wants this divorce to take place, why isn’t she taking any proactive steps to make it happen? Why not just schedule her deposition? Granted, she’s been really busy these days posting important Twitter photos . “Kris just wants the truth to come out and is dedicated to seeing this thing through,” adds the mole. “He is in no rush and Kim’s camp’s threats of releasing hidden footage that makes him look bad and other absurd claims don’t deter him.” Yes, both these people absolutely suck. But one shoulders more blame than the other for dragging out this drama. At whom do you point the finger?
A world where Kim Kardashian is considered relevant…influential…an icon is a world I can’t live in…that is why I am going to live blog my suicide…it will be my biggest hit today…even bigger than being in Maxim…. She’s the fucking worst. In being the worst and possibly knowing she’s the worst….unless she’s an idiot drone who is too jacked up on hairsray and ice cream to really know much….she either goes to bed hating herself for the lie that she is…or struggling to come up with ideas to make this sex tape ride out longer…. The world is filled with all kind of girls/whores….I only notice the hot ones…ugly girls kinda just blend into the scenery…just the other day a beast of a girl was having an allergic reaction screaming for help…and if it wasn’t for my dog…I wouldn’t have even seen her to make he conscious decision of ignoring her….to let someone else help her…I would have just not noticed her….but out of the hot girls I notice there are three kinds…the hot girls who know it and are uptight about it all snobby and shit….the hot ones who don’t know it cuz they look in the mirror and see an ugly fat chick….and the hot chicks who just don’t give a fuck and want to go surfing… Kim Kardashian is not a hot chick….she is an ugly chick, who thinks she’s a hot chick and is uptight about it….because she knows the truth and that’s why she’s posting ass pics and lingerie pics on twitter…in a “Look at me, remember me, I’m holding on to this lie, notice me, please keep liking me”….kinda way…. The problem with America is that Hollywood is a small town filled with garbage that sucks up to each other and that has all the power to spread that garbage to the masses of retards who buy into it… Here are the pics
As Kim Kardashian made very clear over the weekend, she’s afraid that her butt sometimes looks fat . So the reality star did the only sensible thing a woman known mostly for her penchant for nudity she could do yesterday: she avoided that body part altogether in her latest Twit pic, wishing followers a “nighty night” by sending them a photo of her cleavage. And we wonder why she has 16 million followers… Kardashian has been up to even less than usual this summer, forced to remain in the news via such attention-grabbing stunts as this and sending out a never-ending stream of bikini photos . She also sullied the name of Diana Ross forever in our minds. Thanks a lot for that, Kim.
Star defends says reality TV is ‘here to stay’ and addresses critics in new interview with V magazine. By Jocelyn Vena Kim Kardashian in V Magazine Photo: V Magazine
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