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Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries Holla: We Want Prenup!

Kim Kardashian is really a business woman at heart. Therefore, it makes sense that she’d wish to protect her empire and ask fiance Kris Humphries to sign a prenuptial agreement. Friends say that’s exactly what the couple is in the process of negotiating. Humphries is coming off his best year as a professional basketball player (he averaged a double-double!), but it’s unlikely that any contract he signs as a free agent will trump the fortune Kardashian rakes in each year. She easily clears seven figures, making us wonder why we spend so much time bashing her instead of just writing Tweeting and selling out at every turn. We’re in the wrong profession.

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Galleries: Kelly Rowland, Kim Kardashian, Drake, Jordin Sparks And Kat Graham Out And About

Kelly Rowland was snapped by the paps leaving her London hotel before X-Factor UK auditions today… Meanwhile “Vampire Diaries” star Katerina Graham was also in the city strolling around looking bangin’. Back stateside last night slimmy trimmy Jordin Sparks was showing off her bawwwdy at a cancer benefit on the USS Intrepid, while Drake headed out to Cecconi’s to eat with friends. And of course Kimmy Cakes was flossin’ that ring all over L.A. as she ran errands today. Check out more shots below: WENN/Pacific Coast News

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Miley Cyrus Topless and Getting a Tattoo of the Day

Miley Cyrus is using twitter properly…Some say she’s topless, but I see no nipple…but I do see how girls slowly turn trashy….if anything this is just a good lesson in how prison tattoos or girls who want to look like they have prison tattoos are created….It’s like the birth of gutter on the richest piece of ass out there…right before my eyes…. Fancy.

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Kirstie Alley at her Skinniest of the Day

So Kirstie Ally did Dancing With the Stars to get skinny and I was convinced she was going to drop dead, you know since she’s been a fat fucking pig the last decade, but she survived and this is the result of all her hard fucking workin’ and turns out she’s still fucking fat…and will probably bounce back to fatter than ever in the next few months, but for now she’s probably feeling all sexy and shit and that disgusts me….unfortunately, dancing with the stars didn’t do shit for her old saggy face… Good times.

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Kirstie Alley at her Skinniest of the Day

Christina Aguilera Fat of the Day

Today is about fat chicks. Partially because I have a fat wife and I want to punish you with pussy you once wanted to fuck and still will fuck but with a totally different outlook on fucking, cuz now she’s a doughy fucking mess but also because I saw a group of morbid obese chicks in the park doing some fat chick exercise class and it was hysterical, all the panting and hard breating just from trying to get up off the ground, made for entertainment a circus in the 30s would have paid big fucking money for, but instead that I have to politely gawk at cuz society’s gone all nice and PC and pointing and laughing is a thing of the past…Sucks.

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Kim Kardashian Fat Back of the Day

Kim Kardashian has a fat back and I figured I’d post it because you all need to realize that she’s not someone with any fucking sex appeal, unless you own a restaurant, that’s not an all you can eat place, but a by the pound kinda spot, cuz this pig, like all pigs, likes to eat… I’m tired of her being celebrated, I’m tired of her making money, I’m tired of people thinking she’s hot, but for some sick reason, I’m not tired of watching her suck a black cock …cuz pornstars, despite being unimpressive and trash, at least they get fucking naked and fuck….I just don’t like when they pretend they are all luxury and high class….when really they just gutter porn trash, no matter how much money they have or have made…

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Nicki Minaj Slutting Out in a New Fat Ass Video of the Day

Nicki Minaj is the biggest thing in music, literally. See she’s got an ass so fat, other bitches with fat asses are standing next to her to make their asses look less fat. I’m talking to you Britney Spears. Guys for some reason find this a good thing, I haven’t figured out why, maybe cuz I have a small penis and can’t work around that kind of obstacle. But then again, maybe it’s cuz I like my asses 18, small yet real round and firm to the touch…. Never bought the J.Lo bullshit. Never bought the Kardashian Bullshit. And this bullshit puts them to fucking shame…so watch the video, laugh, cry, do what you gotta do. I just know I didn’t bother with it. But it’s not about me. It’s about Nicki Minaj. To See the Video FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Hunger Games Casting Rumor: Elizabeth Banks as Effie Trinket?

Elizabeth Banks has been rumored for the part of Effie Trinket in the upcoming film adaptation of The Hunger Games, according to new reports. A buzzed-about cast already features Jennifer Lawrence as lead character Katniss Everdeen, Josh Hutcherson as Peeta and Liam Hemsworth as Gale. The rumor of Banks as Effie , a flaky bureaucrat who escorts her district’s young death-match contestants to their fate, was first reported by Variety. Lionsgate would not confirm whether Banks will be joining the film, based on the bestselling young-adult novel (the first in a hit trilogy) by Suzanne Collins. The Hunger Games takes place in a post-apocalyptic world, one boy and one girl from each district are chosen to fight to the death in a televised event. Banks has already taken on one huge new role this year: Mom. She and hubby Max Handelman welcomed a son, Felix, by gestational carrier in March. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

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Happy Birthday, Kourtney Kardashian & Suri Cruise!

Kourtney Kardashian and Suri Cruise just turned a combined 37! The reality TV star and daughter of TomKat both turned another year older and wiser on April 18 (sorry for the belated wishes, ladies). Despite their age gap, Kourtney (32) and Suri (5) have something in common – being famous for no reason! Sorry. We kid. Well, mostly. There are similarities if you think about it. Both are often associated with crazy men (Scott Disick, Tom Cruise) and 97 percent of what you read about them is BS! Anyway, here’s wishing a happy birthday to Suri. Hope you had fun, cutie! Happy birthday to Kourtney Kardashian too, we guess, even if we’ll never forgive her for rejecting THG’s Co-President on the first season of Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami , then getting knocked up by Scott like a week later.

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Happy Birthday, Kourtney Kardashian & Suri Cruise!

Happy Birthday, Kourtney Kardashian & Suri Cruise!

Kourtney Kardashian and Suri Cruise just turned a combined 37! The reality TV star and daughter of TomKat both turned another year older and wiser on April 18 (sorry for the belated wishes, ladies). Despite their age gap, Kourtney (32) and Suri (5) have something in common – being famous for no reason! Sorry. We kid. Well, mostly. There are similarities if you think about it. Both are often associated with crazy men (Scott Disick, Tom Cruise) and 97 percent of what you read about them is BS! Anyway, here’s wishing a happy birthday to Suri. Hope you had fun, cutie! Happy birthday to Kourtney Kardashian too, we guess, even if we’ll never forgive her for rejecting THG’s Co-President on the first season of Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami , then getting knocked up by Scott like a week later.

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