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Stephanie Seymour In a See Thru Bikini of the Day

These pictures look legit…you know, like they weren’t staged becuase when bitch went back to her hotel room and checked out her google alerts about her cunt self, cuz bitches with egos always google alert themeselves, she saw that her nipple was everywhere, so she spent the last two days negotiating with a photographer to do this photoshoot of her on the beach with her see thru tankini…or maybe she just got carried away when she saw cameras, felt the sand, heard the waves and in some kind of brainwashed robot, busted into her model routine, like it was 1990 and she was 20 years young, 30 lbs lighter and her body was 2 kids and many sexual relationships with married multi-millionaires tighter….if that makes sense, which knowing me it doesn’t…. I’m not complaining, I enjoy anyone trying to show off something they were good at 20 years later, like athletes and ex-prostitutes, even if it usually ends in injury, especially if I can see nipple…. Pics via Fame

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Kim Kardashian’s Still Hiding Her Fat Well of the Day

I want to start this off by saying that I am not posting these because I find them hot….I never find Kim Kardashian hot. I am posting them because I am amazed at how she has the ability to not look as fat as I know she is. I figure I don’t need to sit next to her on a plane, or attend her wedding to some black dude, to know bitch goes nuts on a pint of ice cream while spending the day in bed at least once a day, but whenever I see pictures of her, she’s got it all contained and under control. It’s like she manages to squeeze her gut into her tits and her thighs into her ass while never letting her SPANX or banadages that hold her in place be seen and the whole think makes no sense, but I can only assume she’s some kind of devil…or at least a waste of fucking space I can’t believe I am talking about….I just know these pictures are just as boring as this post….and I’d be regretting it – but luckily I don’t care that much…. Pics via Fame

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Kourtney Kardashian’s Mom: Scott’s Away and Not Really Missed

Are Kris Jenner and Scott Disick finally giving peace a chance? Well, sorta. The 54-year-old E! reality grandma tells us she’s no longer battling with daughter Kourtney…

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A Very Kardashian St. Patty’s Day

Kim Kardashian gave nephew Mason a lesson in style. She tweeted: “Guess who else is wearing green?

Kim Kardashian Not Quitting Reality Show

Kim Kardashian has denied reports she is planning to quit her family’s reality show Keeping Up With The Kardashians . The 29-year-old reality star was recently rumoured to be leaving the hit E! show and would not return for its fifth season, as the channel could not afford the fee she was asking. However, the star has told Hollyscoop exclusively that the rumours are “not true.” Yay?

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Jerry Hall You’re Lookin’ Good Sweetheart of the Day

Jerry Hall was a top model in the 1970-and now she’s scary as fuck, which makes you wonder what kind of girls get booked as models. I know for the most part they take a good picture when they are young and before they are eaten by the fucking lifestyle of hard drinking and drugs, but when you get the make-up off and give them a few year in bake in the sun, they are nothing but serious monsters. Sure, in pictures a 6 foot tall chick looks like she’d be fun to get up inside, but when you put her in heels and stand next to her at the bar, it feels more like you can crawl up her leg and burry yourself into her womb to keep warm when you’ve been evicted and have no where else to go…unfortunately, the freaks of natures have these egos that come with charing 2000 dollars a picture that makes them uninterested in short fat men, even though you’d think they’d take anything they could get based on their look, when really they have more money and glamor than they know what to do with…that’s why you should always be nice to freakishly tall women…when they are young, because by the time they weather like Jerry Hall, there’s pretty much nothing left for you…except maybe Mick Jagger divorce settlement money…but even that may not be enough to distract a man from this fucked up face. Here she is in her prime for those of you who probably have no idea who Jerry Hall is…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Serious Trash from The Hills of the Day

It amazes me that these girls are “famous” and making money from being on a TV show, and not in a one legged midget doing back flips kind of amazement, but more like the amazement I get when one of the dirtiest hookers I’ve seen on the street corner the last decade tells me she’s marrying a retired doctor she met at the gym…like she’s not a fucking street hooker with a vagina that hangs to her fucking knees…. It’s like if this trash can do it, anyone can…or if this trash can do it, there’s something seriously wrong with America and I guess that’s something we can all agree on….seriously…Audrina not photoshopped is ugly, Cavallari back on the show cuz se couldn’t find other work is pathetic and me knowing their names, their show, their stories is straight up depressing….. Pics via Fame and Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Eva Longoria and her Gang of Rejects of the Day

Eva Longoria turned 35, which explains why she has zero fucking sex appeal, as shit died then she turned 30. It’s not really her fault, it takes a specific strong gene to carry a girl I want to fuck into her 40s, for the most part, especially when they are Mexican even if they pretend they aren’t Mexican and actually offend all Mexicans but are destined for short, fat, breeding, the boners fade at 30. So this picture might as well be the fucking Golden Girls on their way to a lawn bowling competition, or at the beach smothering sun tan lotion on their loose fitting skin, cuz nothing says washed the fuck up like Kim Kardashian, Robin Antin and other old, boring pussy the bitch from Desperate Housewives has managed to get to latch onto her useless celebrity status….celebrating her 35th birthday. Pics via Fame

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Jesus, Man

Link: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:193… You will not watch this clip only once. Read

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