And here I imagined her being besties with Reese Witherspoon. Silly me. Actually, silly story. OK! Magazine believes they’ve struck gold with a tale about the Duchess of Cambridge desperately trying to set up both play dates and friendship dates with Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. “[Kate] is a huge fan and admires [Angelina] greatly,” a source allegedly told the magazine. It all started in June 2015, when the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge hosted Pitt and Jolie for tea. “The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge met with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Pitt at Kensington Palace on Friday afternoon,” a palace aide informed Us Weekly at the time. “They discussed their shared interest in combating the illegal wildlife trade.” An insider added that William and Catherine were “really excited” about meeting the power couple. William and Catherine, joined by Prince George, waited to greet Pitt and Jolie outside Apartment 1A, as they did for Michelle and Barack Obama on April 22nd. View Slideshow: 12 Photos Of Kate Middleton Looking Regal as He*k Soon after – according to OK! – Catherine and Jolie were on the “phone for hours and sent lots and lots of emails.” The Hollywood couple are currently based in the UK, as Pitt is filming the World War II drama, Allied , so Catherine has extended an invitation from their kids to hang at Anmer Hall whenevs. If Jolie is craving grown-up time, Catherine would “love to take her to a pub or the ballet.” Her Royal Highness has even enlisted William and Prince Harry to pour on the charm and take Pitt to a football match. “It’s just a matter of sorting out dates!” the source added. As one who is well-versed in Catherine’s interests, I know that she doesn’t drink much and has never expressed any interest in ballet. Had the source suggested going to a playground with the kids, a cooking class or antiquing, I might have believed it. View Slideshow: 11 Photos of Kate Middleton Looking Sporty and Perfect Because DUH
First, Kylie Jenner and Tyga. Now, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. As previously reported, Kylie and Tyga have finally broken up , for real this time, following over a year of dating. But that news will quickly get bumped from the front page if the latest In Touch Weekly cover story proves to be accurate… … because it claims Kim and Kanye are also over! The feature screams about DIVORCE and BETRAYAL between the couple, alleging that a bodyguard who worked for Kimye is revealing “everything.” We’d be skeptical about this claim no matter what, but that bodyguard is named Steve Stanulis . We’ve already been over how he only worked for the couple on two occasions and how he was certainly not privy to any major secrets. He also once worked as Chippendales dancer, which doesn’t automatically discredit the guy. But it doesn’t make it any easier to believe him, either. The tabloid goes on to wrote that Kardashian and West’s “marriage is finally over after a constant stream of faking happiness.” An anonymous, totally real and legitimate “insider” supposedly tells the publication: “Kim has consulted with divorce lawyers and is close to having papers drawn up.” WHOA! That would be huge news… if true. View Slideshow: 14 Times Kim Kardashian Did Not Really Get Dumped It’s worth noting that this same magazine said in July of 2014 that Kim and Kanye were splitting after 58 days . But the famous tandem has blown that prediction out of the water. The’re working on, like 1,058 days at the moment. Give or take some days. Math was never our strong point. But our BS Detector remains pretty strong. And we’re calling BS on this cover story! Say what you want about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West (please!), but the couple actually does seem in love. We think they’re in it for the long haul. View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian: Her 24 Most Hideous Fashion Moments
First, Kylie Jenner and Tyga. Now, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. As previously reported, Kylie and Tyga have finally broken up , for real this time, following over a year of dating. But that news will quickly get bumped from the front page if the latest In Touch Weekly cover story proves to be accurate… … because it claims Kim and Kanye are also over! The feature screams about DIVORCE and BETRAYAL between the couple, alleging that a bodyguard who worked for Kimye is revealing “everything.” We’d be skeptical about this claim no matter what, but that bodyguard is named Steve Stanulis . We’ve already been over how he only worked for the couple on two occasions and how he was certainly not privy to any major secrets. He also once worked as Chippendales dancer, which doesn’t automatically discredit the guy. But it doesn’t make it any easier to believe him, either. The tabloid goes on to wrote that Kardashian and West’s “marriage is finally over after a constant stream of faking happiness.” An anonymous, totally real and legitimate “insider” supposedly tells the publication: “Kim has consulted with divorce lawyers and is close to having papers drawn up.” WHOA! That would be huge news… if true. View Slideshow: 14 Times Kim Kardashian Did Not Really Get Dumped It’s worth noting that this same magazine said in July of 2014 that Kim and Kanye were splitting after 58 days . But the famous tandem has blown that prediction out of the water. The’re working on, like 1,058 days at the moment. Give or take some days. Math was never our strong point. But our BS Detector remains pretty strong. And we’re calling BS on this cover story! Say what you want about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West (please!), but the couple actually does seem in love. We think they’re in it for the long haul. View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian: Her 24 Most Hideous Fashion Moments
Caitlyn Jenner Regrets Transitioning To Female Caitlyn Jenner quickly became the poster woman for transgender issues just days after announcing her transition from male to female. In the year since she went public with her story, she’s been showered with awards, accolades, magazine covers , and speaking engagements to shine a light on the struggles of people born inside of bodies in which they feel they don’t belong. But now, a biographer who’s been tracking the Kardashian-Jenner clan closely says she might be ready to hang it up and go back to being a man after the year she’s had… Via The Wrap : Caitlyn Jenner, who announced her transition from man to woman last year, has considered de-transitioning, the author of a new book about the Kardashian family told TheWrap on Wednesday. Ian Halperin, the author of “Kardashian Dynasty: The Controversial Rise of America’s Royal Family,” said that, while researching his book, multiple sources told him that the former Olympian had been miserable for months and has considered transitioning back to a man. “One source confirmed to me Caitlyn has made whispers of ‘sex change regret,’ hinting she might go back to being Bruce Jenner,” Halperin said. Halperin said that one long-time friend told him that, while Jenner was “thrilled” to champion transgender issues, the reality TV personality could de-transition “in the next couple years.” “It hasn’t been easy for Caitlyn, it’s been very hard,” the friend said, according to Halperin. “She’s thrilled she has raised awareness about how transgender people have long been discriminated against but I think there’s a chance she’ll de-transition in the next couple years. I don’t think it would surprise anybody in her inner circle. It has been much harder than she anticipated. My heart goes out to her and I know her true friends will be there to support her on whatever path she chooses.” According to Halperin, multiple sources close to the Kardashian family told him that Jenner might revert back because she retains her interest in females. “She’s still into women and wants to meet the right one,” Halperin recalled one friend saying. Well, it definitely isn’t easy being a woman! Caitlyn should have thought twice if that struggle wasn’t really what she wanted… Splash / WENN
Kim Kardashian may not be down to her ideal post-pregnancy weight . But she’s clearly feeling pretty darn well about her body these days. How else to explain that Kardashian is featured on her first magazine cover since giving birth to Saint West on December 5, 2015? Yes, that really is Kim Kardashian on the Vogue Australia cover above, even if you don’t recognize her immediately due to her understated appearance and numerous layers of clothing. Perhaps one of the more sultry images from the photo shoot will make this more obvious. Here you go: According to E! News, the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star was styled by fashion director Christine Centenara for the issue and photographed by Lachlan Bailey. In the feature article, Kim gushes over Kris Jenner, giving her mom and her manager mad props for being able to do it all. “I want to live her life and be successful, work hard and still have so many kids – and still take care of everyone else,” Kim says, adding that her late father, Robert Kardashian, is “for sure” her hero. Kim, of course, is a rich sex tape star at this point. She also is heavily involved in the fashion world and reality TV universe and even has her own app. But what if she weren’t famous? What would Kim Kardashian do with her life then? “I would be a forensic investigator and live a normal life,” the superstar hilariously says. We need to at least give Kardashian credit here for remaining consistent. The reality star previously told LOVE magazine that she would “love” to be a makeup artist someday, but also admitted: “What I really want to be is a forensic investigator. I am obsessed with murders and dead bodies.” Makes sense. Her wealth murders our hope for humanity on a daily basis. View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian Magazine Kovers: She’s Everywhere!
Khloe Kardashian Admits To Photoshopping Her Thighs In Instagram Photo Earlier this year Khloe Kardashian was under heavy fire when she posted an OBVIOUSLY photoshopped photo on Instagram. The pic was promptly deleted, but the slander endured throughout the night. Today, on her website , Khloe addressed the photo, admitted to the vanity crime she committed, and gave an “explanation” as to why she did it… Via DailyMail In an entry titled ‘Why I Photoshopped This Picture,’ she started: ‘Whenever I post a picture of my legs on Instagram, everyone comments on how fu**ed up my knees look. ‘It’s because I’ve had reconstructive surgery, you a**holes!’ ‘My right leg is an inch and a half thinner than my left because my muscles deteriorated and never recovered. ‘It’s funny because everyone made a big stink about this Instagram photo because I Photoshopped it. Yes, I did Photoshop it, but I was trying to make my thinner leg look bigger to match my other leg!!! ‘All I want are big, thick thighs and I hate how skinny my legs are.’ She goes on to say: The ex of Lamar Odom added: ‘The reason I’ve had so many of these surgeries—and always wear a knee brace for my workouts—is because I was in a car accident when I was 16.’ The sister of Kim, Kourtney, Kendall, Kylie and Rob then went into detail about the scary crash. ‘To this day, I remember the exact streets (Ventura Blvd. and Coldwater Canyon). ‘I was speeding and the other car ran a stop sign. I was was wearing my seatbelt but the strap was under my armpit. ‘I was in a small Mercedes and it compacted in the wreck. My head and upper body went through the windshield and my legs were stuck under the steering wheel.’ You buyin’ Khloe’s sob story about why she just HAD to photoshop her suspect thigh meats? Image via Instagram
Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian announced today that they were expecting their first child together. WUT… I mean, HOORAY! But according to a rep for Blac, her announcement was forced prematurely because her future in-laws – a.k.a., the Kardashians – leaked it to the press first. “She would have preferred to have announced it on Mother’s Day herself,” the rep tells People magazine. “But her hand was forced.” Indeed, TMZ broke the news this morning with the following statement: “Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna are about to expand … we’ve learned she’s pregnant!” They gave credit to unnamed “sources close to both Chyna and Rob” for supplying them with the dish. Chyna was not happy, but since the cat was already out of the bag, she took to Instagram within an hour and posted an emoji of herself pregnant, and Rob did the same. “Allegedly the other half of her family leaked her story so she had to announce it,” says her rep, speaking of the Kardashians. The rep also revealed that the only person in Blac’s camp who knew (besides himself) was her BFF Amber Rose. “Her mother didn’t even know,” continued the rep. “[Chyna’s] moment was taken from her, which is really sad.” What’s worse is that the Kard clan reportedly jumped the gun in order to promote Keeping Up With the Kardashians . Rob’s engagement has been teased as a central storyline this season – even though Kris Jenner has prohibited Blac Chyna from appearing on the show . Stone cold. Won’t let Chyna film, yet milking her pregnancy for their own gain. But hey, that’s business. With a side of knife in the back. View Slideshow: Blac Chyna Pregnant News: The Internet Reacts!
Bodyguard Fired By Kanye West Says He Never Had Affair With Kim Kardashian A bodyguard who claims Kanye West fired him for his interactions with Kim Kardashian is speaking out about the experience via NY DailyNews Steve Stanulis, a brawny former NYPD cop who has moonlighted as a Chippendale dancer, told the Daily News he was just doing his job when West thought he was flirting with Kim Kardashian and fired him in a fit of jealousy. “I’m not having an affair with Kim Kardashian, I’m not f—ing Kim Kardashian, I’m not doing anything with Kim Kardashian,” Stanulis told the Daily News Thursday. “Kanye needs to chill out.” After his bizarre beef with West, Stanulis doesn’t think he’ll be protecting the rapper during his upcoming tour in support of his “The Life of Pablo” album. “He’s the most condescending person I’ve ever met in my life,” Stanulis said. “I’ve worked with a lot of people in his position and higher a lot less self-absorbed and more humble.” Stanulis said his time with West came to an end as he was standing guard outside the Waldorf Astoria Monday as the celebrity couple prepared for the night’s Met Gala in the hotel’s presidential suite. He went upstairs to confer with someone from the West team about transportation to the gala when Kardashian answered the door. “She was just naturally speaking to me in a normal manner,” Stanulis said. “I would describe it as her being very gracious and having a nice dialogue. I was surprised she was very nice. She’s the polar opposite with me than he was.” Stanulis found out he’d been cut loose at West’s request shortly after 6 p.m., while waiting along with the rest of the entourage to drive the stars to Anna Wintour’s big bash at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. “What I could say was that him or his handlers didn’t like what they saw, the body language or what have you,” he said. “They may have thought there was something going on that wasn’t.” “My intent was not for this to happen,” Stanulis fumed. “When I’m walking outside my door and there are six guys with cameras asking me with my wife there ‘are you f—ing Kim Kardashian?’ I didn’t ask for that!” It turns out this isn’t the first negative experience the bodyguard has had with Yeezy either! Stanulis has protected West on several occasions this year — and said the pair have butted heads over Kardashian in the past. The hot-headed rapper and the chiseled bodyguard had a brief run-in at a fashion studio on Wooster St. during Fashion Week in February when West noticed Stalinus chatting with the 35-year-old “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” star. “When they first asked me to do this gig again, I turned it down,” Stanulis said about his recent stint with the family. “I figured that since they were requesting me, the rapport with Kanye would be better.” The 42-year-old former NYPD officer has made looking after celebrities has business and counts Leonardo DiCaprio and Alanis Morissette among his clients. Stanulis, who is married and has three children, has also appeared in film and TV projects including “The Sopranos” and “I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry.” “Me being here and this getting this much attention, it’s basically karma f—ing him in the a$$,” Stanulis said. “That’s what this is. It’s god’s way, he has a strange way of making things right.” Are you buying it or do you think the bodyguard is just badmouthing Ye for publicity? We ask because that’s pretty much the report coming from Kimye’s camp. According to TMZ reports Stanulis wasn’t fired because it was always supposed to be a temp job: Kanye West has no issue with bodyguards talking to Kim Kardashian, and absolutely did NOT fire one for doing so. Sources close to the Wests tell TMZ … Steve Stanulis was hired by the guy in charge of their security to help out before the Met Gala. We’re told it was very clear Stanulis would only be used for the day leading up to the event. That’s it, just a temp deal … we’re told. There were reports ‘Ye axed Stanulis for talking to Kim, but we’re told Yeezy never had a confrontation with him, and in fact … everything “went very smoothly”. Our Kimye sources say Stanulis has worked with them before, but since people in their camp believe he perpetuated the firing story for some publicity … he won’t get that chance again. Welp… Sounds like everyone is on the same page. This guy and Kanye don’t need to be anywhere near each other EVER again. AKM-GSI
