SPOILER ALERT: Water will play a key role on Keeping Up with the Kardashians this Sunday. In a new trailer released by E!, we initially go behind the scenes of the time Kourtney Kardashian got naked for her birthday. With loved ones cheering her on in the following promo, Kourtney is full-on nude and emerging out of the water like some sort of sexy mermaid. Minus the tail and everything. Later in the footage, however, water is used in a very different way, as Scott Disick is confronted for bringing a woman with him as a date on this family vacation. “I did something wrong as always,” Disick says as a sarcastic apology on this episode, which picks up where last week's intense installment of Keeping Up with the Kardashians left off. But these words don't satisfy Khloe Kardashian… … who proceeds to hurl a cup of water all over her quasi brother-in-law. “That actually made me feel better,” Kourtney then says. What else is in store for folks who watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online or on TV next week? It looks like Kim Kardashian will head to New York to testify against those who robbed her in Paris, as the series continues to milk this storyline for all it can. Also, Kris Jenner and Kim lay into Khloe for some reason, who is really not in the mood to hear it. CHECK OUT THE FULL TRAILER NOW:
I love when these love yourself, body positive freaks, get tons of plastic surgery after spending years behind a caricature, with zero authenticity, all designed to sell albums…it’s like….bitch you’re so fucking fake, you’re a money sucking pile of shit, exploiding retard insecure people by pretending to be their friends or along for the ride with them, when really all you’re doing is brainwashing to feed your own ego and insecurities cuz you ugly.. Fuck you Gaga..you fucking LIE…. But she does look better with her plastic surgery, still vile and disgusting – but better…because body positive and love yourself is bullshit, unless you’re hot…in which case…keep it up…and if you’re not hot, there’s science to fix it, just look at the Kardashians…and their weirdness… ALSO – I am not saying Gaga is hot…just better than she was…her chin less weak but still terrifying…ok… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lady Gaga New Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Caitlyn Jenner says she doesn't really talk to the Kardashians anymore . And the Kardashians have said they don't really want to talk to Caitlyn, either, mostly due to things she wrote about herself and her family in her new memoir, “The Secrets of My Life.” With this book making many headlines and stirring up quite a few controversies, we bought ourselves a copy and jotted down the most revealing Caitlyn Jenner quotes, stories and revelations. Scroll through each below… 1. She tried on her mom’s dresses as a child “Even then, I felt the sense of freedom that I would experience 30 or 40 years later in hotel rooms and lobbies.” 2. Following the 1976 Olympics, Jenner dressed in drag for a skit on a Bob Hope special “I have to be careful not to show too much enthusiasm, so I play it cool, guy’s guys dressing up like a woman… Our wigs and dresses are purposely ridiculous. But the red heels I think not only look good on me but also fit, so I steal them after the show.” 3. He came out to his first wife by accident “I told Chrystie in 1973 about my gender issues. It wasn’t by choice: she was putting clothes away and noticed a rubber band on one of the hooks of her bra. When she asked me about it, my first response was noncommittal.” 4. Her marriage to second wife, Linda, ended when she caught him in women’s clothing “In that room I felt she was revolted by me. I know she did not mean to, but her reaction was my greatest fear realized.” 5. A friend once spotted Caitlyn, dressed in drag while driving his Porsche, forcing Jenner to say he was wearing a costume for Halloween “I’m driving on Santa Monica Boulevard… and am at a stoplight when my next-door neighbor pulls up to me. I can tell he is surprised… it was a close call.” 6. She uses households items to help her look more feminine, such as when it comes to sticking her wig on tightly “There is only one drawback to Krazy Glue: it can sometimes stick to your skin so much that it takes a little piece of skin with it when you pull it off.” View Slideshow
It may be hard to believe, but it’s been two years now since Caitlyn Jenner first announced to the world that she’s a transgender woman, courtesy of a Diane Sawyer interview. Well, last night she had another chat with Diane, and the new revelations she made are nearly as shocking. For instance, Caitlyn revealed that she really doesn’t talk to many of her children anymore — including the Kardashians. “Some I have remained very close to,” she explained. “A couple of them … I’m a little more distant.” “I have to admit, I’ll sit here and wonder, ‘Is it because of my transitioning? Or is because their life is so busy that they don’t call, like, all the time?'” We have to imagine that she’s “a little more distant” with Khloe, who’s had big issues with Caitlyn ever since she announced her transition. There’s also a chance that Caitlyn doesn’t hear from any of the Kardashians, since Kris Jenner is obviously feeling very attacked by Caitlyn these days. “Nobody calls that much,” Caitlyn admitted in the interview. “I mostly reach out to them. Obviously, the Jenner side calls more, but they all have their own lives.” Isn’t that the saddest thing you ever heard? Hold on, because it just gets worse. She also talked about her famous Vanity Fair cover , the world’s first introduction to Caitlyn Jenner, and how her children felt about it. “I know my kids, they thought, ‘You know what, it’s a little too much,'” she said. “But, from my standpoint, I had suffered for 65 years. To have a beautiful shot of my authentic self was important.” “I wanted to end the old Bruce, my old life, and that picture did it.” And it worked — these days, she’s “Happy, peaceful, I have peace in my soul. All of that confusion has left me.” The confusion was real, as you can imagine. She revealed that before she transitioned, she put specific instructions in her will that when she died, “when I’m buried, I wanted to be dressed as her. Because that’s the way I was going to heaven.” As for settling down again, Caitlyn isn’t too into the idea — and understandably so, considering how some of her marriages have ended. “I don’t see really even dating in my future,” she explained. “I have not been approached. I’ve never been out on date [in two years].” “I just have a lot of friends. My life revolves around my kids.” But the interview wasn’t all talk about love and family. At one point, Caitlyn got political. She said that she did vote for Trump — which isn’t a surprise — because she thought that he’d do a good job with the LGBT community. How she thought that, we have no idea, but it happened. But, like countless other Americans, she’s regretting her vote. View Slideshow: Donald Trump: Thousands of People Expressing Regret Over Voting for Him! “This administration for me, it was extremely, extremely disappointing. Here’s the deal breaker with the Republican party and the deal breaker is, you mess with my community, you don’t give us equality and a fair shot, I’m coming after you .” So it sounds like Caitlyn is doing well these days, huh? She seems very settled in her new life, and very happy. Congrats, lady!
Kylie Jenner and Tyga broke up over a month ago … but you know they can’t quit each other. For some inconceivable yet really disturbing reason, these two keep coming back to each other, against all odds. (The odds, in case you forgot, being that they got together when Kylie was still legally a child and also that thing where Kylie’s brother shares a child with Tyga’s ex .) It’s hard to watch, but still, we can never look away. But sadly, we’re learning now that there may be a more sinister reason for Kylie and Tyga’s constant back and forth romance . And that is that — surprise! — their relationship is actually pretty unhealthy. According to a source who spoke with People, Kyga’s relationship, when it’s in play, is always a “complicated” one. “When Kylie is happy, they’re happy — but it’s never that simple,” the source says. “There’s always some kind of drama with Kylie and Tyga.” Understatement of the year , right? But more troubling than the drama that constantly surrounds their relationship is that “When he’s around, that’s all that matters in her world.” “And she’s in such an incredible position right now — poised to have such incredible success.” It’s true, you know. There’s her insanely popular cosmetics line, and her new Keeping Up with the Kardashians spin-off that’s coming up soon. The world is her oyster, but alas, “When things go awry between those two, Kylie loses focus and turns into a different person.” “She won’t listen to anyone — it’s like nobody can talk sense into her until they work things out.” The source concludes this tragic tale with “If they could ever get to a mature point where it was more of a functional relationship, things would be amazing.” “But until then, it continues to be a sore subject.” What a great big troubling mess. The thing is that Kylie began dating Tyga when she was so young, and with him being considerably older than her, not to mention the fact that he was already a father when they got together … They’ve just never really had a chance to have a healthy relationship. That’s been proven with this latest breakup, which, according to various sources, happened because Tyga cheated on her and she feels she can’t trust him, because she wanted him to propose and he wouldn’t, or because she simply got bored. Kylie, honey, there’s nothing wrong with being single. Take advantage of the stupid amount of fame you got by literally doing nothing, set yourself up for the future, have the kind of fun a 19-year-old girl should be having, and forget about this douchebag. It’s really not that difficult. View Slideshow: Celebrity Break-Ups: Who Called It Quits in 2017?
It’s only been three months since Tarek El Moussa filed for divorce from Christina El Moussa, but neither party has wasted much time in re-building their lives post-marriage. Tarek and Christina are working together again, and they seem to be hoping they can convince fans that little has changed in their relationship aside from the tiny detail that they’re no longer married. Unfortunately for the El Moussas, there’s been an intense level of tabloid interest in the dissolution of their marriage, which means fans are well aware that things haven’t been going smoothly. For one thing, Christina has seemed very eager to dive straight into a new relationship. It’s been widely rumored that Christina began dating Gary Anderson before she and Tarek were even divorced and that her husband understandably wasn’t thrilled about it. But that remains unconfirmed. What we know for certain, however, is that Christina was involved with Nate Thompson of the NHL’s Anaheim Ducks as recently as last month. However, it doesn’t appear that things worked out between Christina and her rebound dude. There are conflicting reports as to what exactly went down between El Moussa and Thompson, but accounts concur that the pair is officially dunzo: “Nothing dramatic happened — it was super casual from the start, and they were never an official couple to begin with,” a source tells Entertainment Tonight. “Bad timing on both their ends never really let it evolve into something serious. They remain friends and there are no bad feelings between them at all.” A different source is offering a different version of events to Radar Online, claiming that Thompson unexpectedly dumped El Moussa in order to get back together wit his previous girlfriend, Sydney Kaplan. The insider adds that Kaplan looks a lot like Christina – but is nearly a decade younger. If that’s really the case, it’s gotta sting a little for Christina, who hasn’t had the greatest luck in the romance department these past few months. Sounds like she should just cool it on the dating, focus on her kids and … the house-flipping show she hosts with her ex-husband. Yeah, it’s a bit of a weird life Christina has carved out for herself. View Slideshow: Christina El Moussa Photos: Flip or Flop Hotness!
We’re still nearly two weeks away from the release of Caitlyn Jenner’s memoir, but at the rate things are going, there won’t be many bombshells left for the big day. Earlier this week, we learned that Caitlyn has undergone gender reassignment surgery , a move she previously stated she didn’t plan to make. Yesterday, we found out that she believes Robert Kardashian knew O.J. Simpson was guilty of double murder, but fought to make sure his friend beat the charges anyway. You might think it would be hard to top those revelations, and well … you would be right. But that’s not gonna stop Cait and her publishers from gunning for that number one bestseller title by spilling more tea all over the Internet. Today’s bridge-burner might not compare to alleging a dead man helped engineer the trial of the century in order to get back at Cait for marrying his ex but it’s still pretty good. And as a bonus, it’s just as likely to piss off the Kardashians. First some background: Over the past year, the main source of conflict between Caitlyn and Kris Jenner has been Kris’ insistence that Caitlyn lied about her transition when she first came out, by telling the press that Kris had been informed of her decision, when in reality the Kard clan momager found out the same way as the rest of the world. Now, Caitlyn is flipping the script and insisting that it’s Kris who’s been misleading the public: “I told her there had been a woman inside me all my life,” she writes, adding that she was downright baffled when Kris claimed to have been kept in the dark: “On Keeping Up With the Kardashians she shed copious tears in coming to grips with it. Given what she saw, the whole reaction seemed a little puzzling then and seems puzzling now.” Caitlyn says she doesn’t need to recall a specific conversation in order to prove that Kris knew the score from day one. In fact, she insists there’s no way Kris didn’t know, as Caitlyn’s transition into Bruce began well before she even met Kris: “I told her I had been in hormone therapy for roughly the past four and a half years before stopping six months earlier,” Caitlyn says, noting that she had begun to develop “womanly curves” by the time she started dating Kris. “It was obvious that the effect of the hormones had cause something — two somethings to be exact. To me they were the development of breasts, size 36B.” Caitlyn says that after years of disagreements, Kris conceded, but only if Caitlyn agreed to play the role of Bruce around their friends: “Eventually Kris and I do reach an understanding — take Caitlyn on the road — but she is not to play in our home or hometown,” she writes. “End of discussion.” Given that there’s already major tension between Caitlyn and the Kardashian sisters (especially Khloe) we’re guessing this memoir won’t do much to mend fences. People tend to get touchy when it comes to accusing their moms of being transphobic liars and telling the world that their dead dads protected a murderer. Go figure. View Slideshow: Caitlyn Jenner Photos: So Long, Bruce! What a Year!
As an entity, Keeping Up with the Kardashians is in trouble . As previously reported, ratings for Season 13 are in the tank and this really may be the final run for the veteran reality series. But what about the family itself? What has Kendall Jenner worried in the following episode trailer that something “could break” the relatives apart? Come on. You didn't think we'd tell you, did we?!? You'll need to actually check out the promo below to find out the answer. Elsewhere this Sunday night, look for Kim Kardashian to also grow very concerned, although her focus will be on one individual in particular: husband Kanye West, who just suffered a nervous breakdown of some kind. In this sneak peek, you'll see Kim in bed, fighting back tears as she explains one of her biggest anxieties related to Kanye's mental state. Before you watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online a little bit via the official teaser featured here, take a look at the E! synopsis for the upcoming episode: After receiving some troubling news about Kanye while in New York for the Angel Ball, Kim rushes home to his aid. Meanwhile, Kendall worries that a bad review of the Kendall+Kylie Collection from Vogue could jeopardize her modeling career, and Khloe clashes with Malika over priorities. Sounds like a doozy, doesn't it? Get your first look at events to come now:
If you didn’t know this already, today marked the day that everyone could finally go home. Because apparently, Pepsi saved the world, guys. At least that’s what they want you to believe in this twisted, silly, not-even-remotely imaginative ad that debuted today. Released on the 49th anniversary of Martin Luther King‘s death, the ad features the soft-drink company […]
Chantal Jeffries is part of the Kyle Jenner generation. The fat chicks with mangled faces who get liposuction on their stomachs to give them a waistline despite looking like fucking circus freaks…they can angle themselves to the ratchet “urban” which is really white Jewish kid market…and they can play sex icon, glamorous, bootleg kardashian…who probably hangs out with the Kardashians…and who has a ton of followers which would make you think that she’s relevant…while your brain is telling you she’s fucking busted…. Her claim to fame is being the girl caught with Bieber when he was caught speeding in a lambo in Florida…and I guess that’s all it takes to get to this moment right here…hanging with other fat ass young girls who look like they are 45 year old moms…done up for the hip hop community…as their bikini bottoms get eating by their cunts like it’s some fancy restaurant meal they’re at because they’re classy… The post Chantal Jeffries is the Low Level Mangled Face Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
