Yesterday, Kylie Jenner flaunted her Kardashian ass on Instagram, and today, we’re realizing that there was more to the gesture than we initially thought. This wasn’t just some run-of-the-mill social media booty shot. No, this was Kylie’s way of expressing sisterly solidarity and saying to the world, “Hey, I may not have an Armenian dad, but I could rock a giant, exotic badonkadonk just like Kim and Khloe.” Just in case that wasn’t clear from a single photo of a butt, Kylie decided to come right out and say it in a recent interview in which she both praises her famous sisters and puts her always-desperate momager on blast. “I’m closest with Kendall, I spent every second with her growing up,” Kylie tells Grazia magazine. “After that, it’s probably Khloe. Khloe is more of a mom to me than my own mom. My mom is all about being best friends.” Of course, for as much flak as she takes for focusing more on her kids’ careers than their development as human beings, none of the other kids ever publicly complained too much about Kris. So is she really a bad mom, or is this just a case of Kylie being 17? If you watched Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 10 Episode 5 , then you know that Kylie and Kris butted heads like crazy, and the they were pretty much both equally to blame for the strain in their relationship. So let’s not all line up to rag on Kris just yet. Or, let’s do exactly that, whatever. We’re sure she sucks for a whole bunch of reasons that Kylie doesn’t even know about.
On Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 10 Episode 5 , two sisters will be kaught. In very different ways. First, as depicted in the following sneak peek, Kris Jenner will hate on the fact that she’s barely spent any recent time with youngest daughter Kylie. Therefore, as dictated by the script , the reality show matriarch will demand that Kylie join her for a one-night trip to San Diego. Press PLAY to see Kylie’s very excited reaction to this proposal demand: Keeping Up with the Kardashians Clip – Katching Up with Kylie Next, Khloe Kardashian finds herself caught between her best friend, Malika Haqq, and her ex-boyfriend, French Montana. The latter blames the former for his split from Khloe… who, in turn, says it’s just not her “style” to cut an ex out of her life entirely. That can be a problem, of course, when you then end up dating that ex and your ex-husband simultaneously . Be careful here, Khloe. Keeping Up with the Kardashians Clip – Khloe Gets Kaught Elsewhere on this Sunday’s episode, fans can look forward to Kim Kardashian speaking at a tech conference in an effort to prove she’s more than just a fashion guru. We can’t wait to see that! Remember to watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online via TV Fanatic any time you need a refresher and relive some of the show’s best moments now: View Slideshow: 23 Klassic Keeping Up with the Kardashians GIFs
Kylie Jenner is feeling blue and possibly wigging out in a pair of new social media photos. The Keeping Up with the Kardashians star surprised followers on Shapchat and Instagram yesterday by debuting a brand new look, rocking some seriously aqua hair while staring into the camera and posing for a selfie in a mirror: “The road trip begins…” Kylie wrote as a caption to the Instagram picture, likely referring to Coachella this weekend. The Jenner sisters have always made their presence felt at the annual music festival in California. Based on the extreme blue shade here, we’re guessing Kylie is wearing a wig… but you never really know with this family. No one expected Kim Kardashian to go platinum blonde a few weeks ago, and that was definitely a real hair color change (although it didn’t last very long). Kylie, meanwhile, has never been afraid to change up her look in the past, even getting into trouble once for claiming she’s bipolar when it comes to her hair . We get it, though. Anything to divert attention from all that Kylie Jenner lip injection chatter, right? View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner Photos: Through the Years…
Here’s some sponsored video for Love Magazine, because Love Magazine does all the events, holidays, with relevant people, because they are seen as “cool”…paid for by some clothing brand or jewelry brand, featuring some models, who aren’t really models, or wouldn’t really be models if it wasn’t for getting naked on the internet and having a big following…they are probably pretty expensive to get in a video you’re producing for a brand, because when you have 15 minutes where people are willing to pay you, take the fucking money when you can…. The video isn’t nude enough for nude models, but bunny gifs are very hip, hipster, and cool…making it fashion…but as fashion…it should have more nipples we’ve already seen… Overrated…definitely. The post Hannah Davis and Emily Ratajkowski do Easter for Love Magazine of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames. Kylie Jenner — Gives Kendall Jenner Reach Around – Watch More Celebrity Videos or Subscribe You can thank their mom and older sister for raising them properly…I know…I do…but only because the Kardashians’are everywhere and totally intolerable, but still everywhere, meaning, if you have to live with some bullshit,like the Kardashians, and they are bullshit, it might as well involve the ones that are the least Kardashian…involved in incest…teen incest… The post Kylie Jenner Puts her Hands Down Kendall Jenners Pants on Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess Lindsay Lohan posting a couple of fitness pics from the gym wasn’t a big enough April Fools joke…a few days after April Fools, hell she’s Lohan, I’m surprised she even know what April Fools is, you know in that cloud if delusion she lives in… Or maybe she liked the attention it got, so she took a cue from the Kardashians, and pretty much every “Not Quite a Kardashian” on social media, you know the video vixen girls who get ass fat transplant surgery and other insanity…for no reason other than Kim Kardashian… Because posting pictures of her “Wait Training”…one of the most ratchet things in recent years a girl can do…is ridiculous enough to get people talking…and I guess she wants people talking…when all she really needs to do is a sex tape…. Shit would be as big…if not bigger than when the other Leathery fame whore Shauna Sand had a sex tape…I mean she is or was Lindsay Lohan after all… Here’s some other weirdness she’s involved in… The post Lindsay Lohan is in a Waist Trainer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It was raining men on Grey’s Anatomy Season 11 Episode 18 , what with Derek back in Seattle and Kevin Alejandro debuting as police captain Dan Pruitt and Taylor John Smith getting his flirt on with Stephanie. We started out on a positive note, with Meredith telling Maggie she has it all and would even “beat herself up” over being one of those people… if she wasn’t having so much sex with her husband. That husband, meanwhile, was learning that he needed Amelia’s approval to be reinstated. She had her doubts that he could be second in command, but he proved himself by hour’s end, as Amelia even opened up to her brother about Owen Elsewhere, Richard welcomed some elementary school kids on a field trip to the hospital, only for them to be present when two shot cops (who were brothers!) were brought it. Both died within a half hour and Callie was left to examine their captain, who had been shot in the leg. Due to surgery, he’d have to be off his legs for up to eight weeks, but Dan said he didn’t mind. He just fired his weapon for the first time in 14 years and a desk job sounded pretty great right about now. Next, the teenager who drove the robbery getaway car was wheeled in. Go watch Grey’s Anatomy online and you’ll see he needed a new liver, STAT. After Meredith refused to do so, Bailey asked the mother of one of the dead cops to donate the organ from one of her kids. She said no at first, but then changed her mind after Dan explained that the police had all been trying to help the troubled kid. Stephanie, meanwhile, hit it off with the cute chaperone of the school trip. Too bad he was only 17 years old! Also, Dan basically asked Callie out and Jackson honored Mark by cleaning up the fallen cops before their mom saw them. What did you think of the introduction of Dan? The return of McDreamy? The Case of the Week? Sound off now and then prepare for Grey’s Anatomy Season 11 Episode 19 next Thursday! 9 TV Shows That SHOULD Be Canceled 1. Grey’s Anatomy It’s been an amazing run for the show that put Shonda Rhimes on the map. But a plane crash, a hospital shooter and an earthquake later, there’s just nowhere else for this show to go. Nearly all original cast members have departed. Grey’s Anatomy should say goodbye before it soars too high over the shark. 2. Revenge The red sharpie barely makes an appearance any longer on this once-suspenseful ABC drama. Any revenge plan that takes this long to carry out likely isn’t gonna be successful. 3. Homeland Homeland basically died along with Nicholas Brody. It’s just a watered down version of what it once was now. 4. American Idol It’s just sad to watch this former ratings juggernaut limp to its conclusion… with no real end in sight. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. 2 Broke Girls This show is just racist. 6. Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD It turns out that a Marvel universe without superheroes just isn’t all that exciting. 7. Keeping Up with the Kardashians Just… please… make… it… stop. 8. The Bachelorette Once producers resort to the gimmick of TWO Bachelorettes basically pulling each other’s hair out and possibly offering the guys sexual favors in order to earn the honor of being voted the sole Bachelorette… we’re pretty sure it’s time to move on. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. The Odd Couple Yes, The Odd Couple just got underway on CBS. But it replaced Two and a Half Men and it’s JUST like Two and a Half Men and we… just… can’t. Matthew Perry deserves better. The End. Up Next: ” 9 TV Shows That SHOULD Be Canceled .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
What does Scott Disick do for “work,” exactly? His shady behavior has become the stuff of legend, so on Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 10 Episode 3, Kourtney set out to answer that very question. What did she find out, and how did she go about it? Does she even know the father of her three kids at all? How did he react when inevitably found out? Let’s find out in this week’s KUWTK recap … Watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 10 Episode 3 Online Those who watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online or its spinoff Kourtney & Khloe Take the Hamptons know all about The Lord’s paid “appearances.” His “I get paid to chill” boast and Kourtney’s “leave it to you to make getting wasted a career” retort last year made for one of the couple’s best exchanges. Still, no one actually knows about Scott’s business dealings, such as how much he pulls for one of these gigs, what he does there, or anything else really. And the mystery extends beyond the club circuit. When Kris overheard him wiring a huge sum of money, Kourtney’s explanation was “he’s brokering things.” That definitely wasn’t going to cut it as far as his baby mama and her family were concerned on Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 10 Episode 3 . More eyebrows were raised when a stack of license plates turned up. Is our man a spy? A CIA agent? Running an ID theft / money laundering ring? When he had a bunch of luxury cars delivered to the house, Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney Kardashian set out to figure out just what the heck is going on. It turns out that The Lord Scott Disick is President of Calabasas Luxury Motorcars … apparently. Good for him and all, but Kourtney wasn’t thrilled. 11 Times Scott Disick Was a Douche 1. When He Ragged on Kim’s Marriage View Photo Lord Disick often says what we’re thinking. Especially when he’s ragging on his baby mama’s clueless sisters. 2. When He Took Kim Down a Peg View Photo Scott ragging on Kim might be the best part of the Kardashian reality shows. Every time she acts like it’s the first time she’s ever been put in her place. 3. When He Read Kourtney’s Mind View Photo Kourtney can be a tad predictable at times. No one’s better at pointing this out than Scott. 4. That Other Time He Took Kim Down a Peg View Photo Kim might lead a wildly interesting life, but she doesn’t have the personality to match. Leave it to Scott to point that out on national TV. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. When He Burned Kendall Jenner Scott doesn’t limit himself to being a douche on TV. His attacks on the Jenner sisters make Twitter a better place to be. 6. When He Pointed Out That Kris Jenner is Awful Scott might be a douche, but Kris Jenner is the worst. Fortunately, Scott’s more than happy to point that out. 7. When He Made Fun of Kourtney’s Clothes View Photo The worst thing you can do to a Kardashian is mock her clothes. Naturally, Scott takes every opportunity to do so. 8. When He Mocked Rob’s Socks View Photo Despite all of his wealth and connections, Rob Kardashian chose to design socks for a living. Scott is happy to point out how ridiculous this is. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. When He Tried to be Down With the Hood View Photo Scott even takes the occasional shot at himself. Here, he sarcastically analyzes his relationship with “the hood.” 10. When He Mocked Kim Yet Again View Photo Scott is relentless when it comes to the most famous Kardashian. And we love every second of it, 11. And of Course, When He Made Fun of the Entire Family View Photo No one mocks the Kardashian-Jenner clan quite Scott. All hail Lord Disick! The End. Up Next: ” 11 Times Scott Disick Was a Douche .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… “It’s really nobody’s business,” he said after being confronted by his partner for keeping secrets … about what he does for work to provide for them? Scott’s taking his need for privacy and independence a little far if you ask us, but Kourtney agreed to let him maintain his “international man of mystery” status. For the most part. Now we know who to call when we’re in the market for our next Rolls Royce at least, so the Kards’ sleuthing was definitely a success. Meanwhile, Kris asked Kim Kardashian to take her to the doctor the next day, but when Kim can’t get a sitter for North West, she suggests Bruce Jenner. Her ex-husband obliges, but at the doctor’s it gets awkward when Kris confesses that she changed the executor of her will from Bruce to Kourtney. Bruce later tells Kim, who agrees that Kourtney isn’t the right choice just because she’s the oldest. Kim feels she personally is “the most level headed.” Kylie Jenner then pops by her dad’s house unannounced, much to Bruce’s surprise and happiness. He enlists Kim’s help to buy her a bag. For $5,000. Kim has to talk Bruce off the big-spending ledge, but he’s just happy someone actually came to see him besides Brody, Brandon and Leah Jenner . 11 Kardashian Secrets: Booze, Body Odor, and Bruce’s Fetish 1. Scott and Kourtney Sleep in Separate Rooms View Photo Not surprising: Scott’s a slob. Surprising: He and Kourtney sleep as far away from each other as possible. “Scott was a complete and utter mess,†the maid claims. “He’d leave food everywhere and crumbs covered his bed, which was on the opposite side of the house from Kourtney.†2. Bruce Jenner Loves to Cross-Dress View Photo The maid describes finding women’s underwear under Bruce’s bed: “He’d hide it under his bed. I guess he didn’t want his family to know.†3. Kanye Stinks View Photo “One time, Kim asked me to wash Kanye’s white T-shirt,” says the maid. “It reeked of the worst body odor I have ever smelled. There were armpit stains that were soaking wet. It made me shiver.†4. Kim is Kind View Photo “Kim would sit and chat with [the housekeepers],” says the source. “And she was generous. One time she gifted someone on her staff a computer for Christmas. It was awesome and so kind. She was the only one out of the three to give anyone helping out any gifts.†Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. But She’s Also a Slob View Photo “Kim’s bedroom and bathroom are beyond filthy at all times no matter how often it was cleaned,†the maid claims. “The minute Kim entered everything was trashed – like a tornado had just gone through it.†​ 6. Scott Disick: Raging Alcoholic View Photo The Kardashian’s maid describes Scott as “constantly drunk.” She claims he would litter the house with empty booze bottles and she once found a white powdered substance in his bathroom. 7. Kourtney is Hell on Heels View Photo “Kourtney was by far the most rude and unappreciative person in the family,†says the housekeeper. “She was also extremely strict and a total neat freak.†8. And She’s Cheap View Photo “One time she called two different grocery stores to compare the price of a chicken breast. Who does that?” Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Khloe is the Most Fun View Photo “She loves to play practical jokes, especially on Kim,†says the source. “She would hide her clothes and shoes and Kim would panic. Khloe would think it was the funniest thing.†10. And She Puts Kim in Her Place View Photo Khloe is apprently the only one willing to lay down the law with her more famous sis: “She couldn’t handle that Kim would just leave her clothes on the floor for someone to pick up. She thought her sister was a slob.” 11. Kris Likes to Get Sloshed View Photo The housekeeper describes Kris as “the life of the party.” “When she has a few too many drinks in her she’s been known to bump into walls but otherwise, she was so nice and always asked everyone on the staff about their home lives.” The End. 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Nicola Peltz is a billionaire rich kid from New York. Her dad probably paid for her career and no one likes people who get handouts, I mean except everyone who follows the Kardashian. The only thing of Value she’s done is prove that Megan Fox is replaceable, something we already knew before her, but she just reminded us of….she alos reminded us that Michael Bay loves tall blonde chicks and I guess most importantly, that if no one pays attention to you, and that quest for fame is seeing roadblocks since no one gives a fuck about you, you can alway take that thirst to instagram to create your own brand, with your own pervert followers, who only know you exist because of Transformers and who are already weird to begin with because of transformers… The post Nicola Peltz Rich Kid Fame Whoring in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
