Aubrey O’Day is on her second or third life as a celebrity. I think she’s in her mid 30s, but as the Kardashians have taught us, they can be 300 years old but look like a porn star, thanks to all the jacked up face injections you can get for cheap….it’s all a scam, all a lie, but Aubrey O’Day got a set of tits at a young age that carried her through sex with Diddy, sex with Donald Trump Jr….sex with Jersey Shore star she had the reality show connection with…and has always been various levels of hot…. She’s one of the most searched things on the internet, her comeback is real, and here to jerk off to, because her fake ass is out there for all of us to say “you don’t need to be a married housewife at 35, you can still be sexualized, it’s not too late to be sexualized, if you’re enough of a slut about it”….Big fan. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Aubrey O’Day Ass in a Thong of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
These days, Scott Disick is keeping an eye on Luka Sabbat and Kourtney Kardashian . On the next Keeping Up With The Kardashians , he's more worried about one of Kourtney's sisters. He and Kris are bonding over the strangest thing: being afraid to even look at Kim. She scares them. Easily one of the strangest things we've seen recently on Keeping Up With The Kardashians was the tale of Kanye West needing a band-aid . A grown man demanded that his wife get him a band-aid. She procured multiple bandages, but none of them were the ones he wanted. Few people would tolerate those kinds of antics from anyone over the age of 9. Kanye is 41 entire years old . But in this new sneak peek clip from this upcoming episode, it's no longer time for viewers to feel sorry for Kim. Kris Jenner and Scott Disick are commiserating over how Kim treats them. Should fans fear her, too? “When I had my face done, that was really a hard thing for me to go through. And who was there every step of the way? Sheila” “It just occurred to me, like, she’s wanted to do this for years, but this is just not something she would do.” Kris explains. Kris says: “I want to do this for her and be there for her like she’s always been there for me.” Scott has his concerns, saying: “Even though it’s really a sweet gesture, are you at all nervous that you could offend her in anyway?” His worry, he explains, is that Sheila will be insulted: “Is it like, ‘Hey, your face looks old?’” “Just think about it … If you told me that I needed something done, even if maybe I didn’t, I would definitely go stare and look at whatever that was.” “Kim does that to me 24/7,” Kris reveals. “Kim does that to everybody in the world!” Scott exclaims. “You know,” Scott continues. “She catches every …” He wisely cuts off before he says flaw to Kris Jenner. He is sometimes wiser than he appears. Kim's hypercritical gaze is enough that members of her own family are reluctant to even interact with her. “I don't even like looking at Kim,” Scott admits. He explains: “Because sometimes she's like,” and his makes his eyes grow large as if he is examining a detail on someone's face. “It's scary, right?” Kris asks. “She'll stare at us.” Anything that can frighten someone with a constitution like Kris' would send us running for the hills. Scott gives a sample of the sort of thing Kim will say to him. “'Is that a pimple right there?'” he quotes. “And I'm like, 'i-I-I don't know.'” That does sound like a harrowing experience. Any good friend will point out if there's something that you can fix right away — like spinach in your teeth or perhaps a pimple. This is especially important for people who are constantly on camera. You don't want to be embarrassed by a random snap. But even reality stars have downtime. No one wants to feel like they are under constant scrutiny for their appearance. Sometimes, people who are hopelessly consumed with their own looks seem to be unable to resist commenting on other people's. Maybe it's a compulsion. Maybe they think that they're being helpful. Clearly, Kim needs to dial it down a few notches with her family. And we really, truly hope that she does not do this to or even in front of her children. North, Saint, and Chicago don't need to grow up obsessing over real and perceived flaws.
Though The Real Housewives of New Jersey star Danielle Staub was granted a restraining order against her ex , that relationship continues to haunt her. In this clip, she is speaking out about the difficult split. As she tells Wendy Williams, her husband's alcohol use played a major role in their breakup. Danielle, who has been engaged twenty entire times, is opening up about the hard lessons that this marriage has taught her. “It’s funny how I saw certain things happening,” Staub admits about her husband, Marty Caffrey. She says that she saw these red flags when they were just dating, but unfortunately ignored them. “But you just believe, especially with the perception around us, getting engaged would make it better,” she explains. She says that social messages gave her the impression that “getting married would make it better.” “It doesn’t get better, ladies,” she cautions Wendy Williams' audience. “If it’s falling apart,” Staub admits. “It’s broken.” She is absolutely right. If anything, the honeymoon phase of a relationship should have the least problems. Those struggles aren't likely to evaporate just because you put a ring on it. As she explains, Caffrey's drinking played a huge role in their split. “He does hit cocktail hour a little bit heavily,” she says. “And it does change things.” “I think all of us it changes,” Staub acknowledges. People don't change into a new person when they drink, but other sides of them come out when alcohol is involved. Not all of those sides are pleasant. “I just don’t think it changes him for the better,” Staub says. “Or his ability to maneuver through what’s going on.” Staub doesn't place all of the blame for their split at his feet, however. She is the first to admit that she is “not the easiest person to live with.” Caffrey accused Staub of emotional and verbal abuse during their marriage. “I’m to blame for it as well,” Staub explains. “But,” she says. “I feel like I’m always the person who wants to fix people and it’s not fixable.” If a person has a substance abuse problem, they're the only ones who can fix it. Wendy then asks her if she thinks that she and Caffrey might ever get back together. “I don’t have a crystal ball,” Staub says cautiously. “But,” Staub continues. “You can’t go into the public and be tweeting and Instagraming about your wife or your spouse.” “You just don’t do that,” she says simply. When your relationship troubles are spilling over onto social media, that is a huge warning sign that things may end soon. It is usually a sign that things should end soon. Staub's role on the Real Housewives franchise was apparently a huge source of appeal for Caffrey. Wendy asks: “So he really liked being a ‘House husband?'” “I think that that was what I’m most disappointed about,” Staub admits. Staub was saddened by “His want for this attention.” Well, half of all marriages end in divorce. We're just sorry that some life lessons are so painful to learn. Perhaps others can learn from Danielle Staub's experience.
If you’re a fan of Keeping Up With the Kardashians , you may have noticed that Kim and her sisters spend a surprising amount of time eating. We don’t mean to say they take in more food than your average person — in fact, they probably consume far fewer calories than most of us. But the Kards almost certainly avoid carbs the way most of us try to steer clear of IRS audits or people who retweet themselves. Combine that with the fact that they probably also stick to low-fat diets and it’s easy why they would need to munch on salads all day in order to keep from feeling like they’re wasting away. Now, you might be thinking that we’ve spent far too much time obsessing over the food intake of a bunch reality stars and Instagram influencers — and you would be right. But we swear we’re going somewhere with all of this. Apparently, KUWTK viewers were appalled by the amount of time Kourtney Kardashian spent eating during Sunday night’s episode. The situation was so bad that Kourt felt the need to defend herself on Twitter. “I swear I just read 100 comments about me eating on tonight’s episode and some of you are very offended. Let me live,” the mother of three tweeted. A source who spoke with People magazine claims that the idea of anyone shaming Kourtney for the amount she eats is absurd, as the 39-year-old is a known fitness fanatic. “She works out and eats in order to try to stay around 100 lbs.,” the insider says, adding that Kourt’s problem is not with losing weight but with keeping it on. “Yes, she eats very healthy but she wants her body to be healthy and not underweight or malnourished.” The source adds that Kourtney’s “body type is very different from her sisters’” and it sometimes requires her to spend a large part of her day eating in order to maintain a healthy weight. Kourtney even went so far as to outline her diet regimen , noting that she begins each day by taking a collagen supplement and always avoids refined sugars. That’s all well and good, and Kourt deserves credit for taking care of herself, but we would have respected her more if she had just flipped off the haters and reminded everyone that it’s her body and she can do whatever the hell she wants with it. View Slideshow: Kourtney Kardashian Gives Us Vacation, Bikini Body Envy in Bahamas
Demi Rose Mawby, better knowns by her stripper name Demi Rose, is a rumored sex worker from the UK, who made herself look like a Kardashian, which isn’t that hard to do, they have fillers and lipo and brazilian butt lifts at every medi-spa around the world. I am sure in my city alone, which isn’t even a big city, I could make myself look like Kim Kardashian for about 15k and no invasive surgery at one of the 75 different medical spa locations…and girls are doing it….it’s as common as getting a bikini wax, or their nails done, faces jacked the fuck up…all thanks to Instagram turning everyone into a muppet…because people, not just the Kardashians, but people like Demi Rose Mawby….are getting paid to look like this, getting followers, getting attention, existing…it’s fucking weird times…but not as weird as her weird ass. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Demi Rose Mawby Massive Ass Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Breaking news: Kylie Jenner has given birth! We repeat: Kylie Jenner has given birth! What? You knew this already? It h appened way back in February , causing Sunday night’s brand new episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians to feel very dated and anti-climactic? Oh. Nevertheless, the latest installment of this bizarrely popular E! reality series focused almost entirely on Kylie’s pregnancy and labor. Early on, Kim joked with Kylie that her expecting state has been the best-kept secret of our generation,” despite literally every website on the Internet writing about it for weeks at the time. “Your friends deserve awards,” Kim told her sibling, adding that she was never able to keep her pregnancies quiet and saying of Jenner’s close friends. “Seriously, because now you know you have some real ones.” Kim Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian Play the “Kylie Pregnancy Game” Later, while working out with her personal trainer, Kim was stunned when Kourtney Kardashian walked in and delivered the news that Kylie was in labor. Kim noted that Kylie had asked Khloe to be in the delivery room, at Kim’s behest, while the family later gabbed once again about the secrecy of this birth (Kim: “Can you believe Kylie got out of the hospital with not one report? Now Caitlyn can never say we have big mouths and we leak everything.”) — along how amazing and how easy it all was. “It was such a positive experience. … She would go, ‘I’m not feeling any pain,’” Kris Jenner explained of her youngest child. “She was so calm.” Oh, Kris also said she pulled Stormi out of Kylie’s vagina . “Ewww,” Kim replied upon hearing this news. “Kylie’s always wanted to be a mom so this is really exciting for her,” Kim told the camera, saying of why the young star didn’t make any official statement until after she gave birth: “She just didn’t want anyone changing her happy moment and her happy pregnancy, so I’m really proud of her that she stuck to her guns and was able to tell her story her way.” We believe her. It definitely didn’t have anything to do with Kylie’s shock and shame over getting impregnated at age 20 by a guy she had only been dating a few months . “I can already tell that Kylie is gonna be the most amazing mom and is so in love with her baby,” Kris added, as the relatives laid it on as thick as humanly possible. Eventually, Kylie showed up for dinner, Stormi wrapped up tightly at her bosom while making her television debut. “Now that it’s all said and done, what is your real take on pregnancy?” Kim asked her sister. “I liked it. I miss it,” Kylie said ridiculously with a shrug. “I had like, the easiest pregnancy.” What did she miss about it? What did she like about it? “You never feel alone and like I was really sad to not be pregnant anymore,” Kylie expounded. With Chicago Westin the picture on the show, all that remains is for Khloe to give birth and complete the trifecta. “Khloe, I’m just so excited for you,” Kylie said. “I can’t wait.” “Chicago was like the new girl in town for like a day,” Kim quipped. “Stormi’s got three months, maybe as the new girl,” Kourtney said. NOTE : We made some fun of Kylie and company here because the news is just so old and the glee with which she talked about labor was a tad bit nauseating and absurd. But we really are happy for Jenner. View Slideshow: Keeping Up with the Kardashians: 14 Shocking Secrets Revealed! SECOND NOTE : The episode also included a memorial to the late family dog Gabbana. And we’ll never make fun of anyone for mourning the loss of a pet. Khloe, who had taken Gabbana into her home after Kris and Caitlyn’s divorce, eulogized the canine in a testimonial, saying: “It’s so crazy to me that a dog can touch your life the way Gabbana’s touched my life. … I could always hear her in my home and now I hear silence.” May she rest in peace.
Just this week, Bachelor in Paradise fans watched Jenna Cooper and Jordan Kimball’s engagement unfold on screen. They were planning a June wedding. Now they’re planning nothing of the sort and Jenna’s planning legal action atter screenshots surfaced showing alleged evidence of her cheating on Jordan . Now, Chris Harrison is personally revealing how much of this intense breakup drama will be televised. On Wednesday, at the 2018 GOOD+ Foundation’s Evening of Comedy + Music Benefit at Carnegie Hall in New York City, Chris Harrison told Entertainment Tonight what fans can expect. “A lot of this stuff is going to be off camera,” Chris reveals. Not everything that happens after the season ends stays off-camera, but this might. “A lot of the conversations will take place,” Chris explains. “And we won’t be shooting it.” “This won’t be for specials,” Chris emphasizes. “It’s just making sure these human beings are OK.” Chris seems has shocked as fans and viewers about Jordan and Jenna’s split. “All I can say is that when I left them on the beach engaged, they seemed to be very much in love,” Chris says. But it’s not like he’s hanging out with them on a daily basis. “The last time I saw them together was on stage at the special that we shot,” Chris admits. Chris says that their love seemed real, admitting: “and you know if she’s faking it, she fooled me too.” Chris says that he has not spoken directly with Jordan or Jenna about these cheating allegations or the ensuing scandal. “I haven’t talked to either one of them,” Chris says. “So I don’t know the validity of any of it.” “I don’t know what has happened since today, because it seems to be a very fluid situation,” Chris adds. Jordan announced that they were breaking up, but as we all know, new facts can surface or hearts can change at any given moment. “But I hope it’s not true,” Chris says. “I truly do.” The text messages came from Reality Steve , who’s a seriously credible guy — but many wonder if his source is as real as they seem. After all, text messages are hilariously easy to fabricate. And no one wants to believe that there was real cheating here. “That would be a pretty terrible thing to do,” Chris says. “Because Jordan’s a very good guy,” “I know Jordan is very much in love with her,” Chris affirms. Chris is uncomfortable with how much of this scandal involves speculation and unknowns, saying: “but then again … I don’t know.” Chris Harrison may say that he doesn’t know what the truth of the matter may be, but Jenna’s post to Instagram was not exaclty ambiguous. She announced that the text messages were fabricated. Though Jordan said that the texts looked like they came from her, we should note that anyone who is familiar with Jenna’s texts could copy her style and change anything they like, including dates and key words. The best forgeries are always the ones that change as little as possible. That said, cheating is a real thing, and even celebrities do it. And it’s absolutely possible to fall in love with two people at once. View Slideshow: Bachelor in Paradise Finale Tarnished By Texting Scandal … But Did Jenna Cooper Really Cheat?
They say that revenge is a dish best served cold. For Kourtney Kardashian, however, it's apparently a dish best served… in a very confusing and harmless manner. Allow us to explain: As previously depicted in THIS CLIP from Sunday's new episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kim will attend one of her sister's workout dance classes… … only to sort of ruin the entire thing by not actually participating. “I'm like a notorious non-dancer,” Kim says in the sneak peek linked to above. “Like, it's a thing.” Okay, fine. Cool. Fair enough. But this attitude and this non-action upset Kourtney to the point where she subsequently sets up a prank to get back at her annoying sibling. Except we're not sure how the event featured in this video really serves as a prank . This latest sneak peek gives us a look at Kim taking a stroll with Khloe. But she's then taken aback when a group of people start dancing in The Grove to “Buttons” by the Pussycat Dolls. Oh, yes, it was a flash mob! “What the f-ck is going on?” Kim asks, as the camera pans to Kourtney and Malika Haqq being a part of the dancing mob. ( NOTE : The best part of this clip, by far, is Kim holding an ice cone as a prop throughout. She never takes a bite. Because there's no way Kim Kardashian eats ice cream.) From there, the music ends and the flash mob goes away and Kim enters a store to laugh and embrace Haqq. And that's it. Kourtney laughs at her sister in a confessional, acting as if she really got her good with this prank. But we're simply left to ask and wonder: How the heck was this any sort of vengement prank?!? Kim just stood around and watched a bunch of people dance. You sure nailed her, Kourt!
Rita Ora posted up some bikini pics, because that’s what you’re supposed to do when you have an instagram account, I mean what else are you going to post, pics of your meal or your pet? I guess you can post things where you are at exclusive events and when you’re in concert to show the world that you are finally important….because Rita Ora is finally important…from Zero to Hero and it only took a decade…from being the replacement Rihanna…to being the girlfriend of Kardashians, DJs and Producers….just working it… Where the one thing that mattered….and that was consistent…was rockin’ tits…so here’s she is rocking the rockin’ tits…what I call her real legacy and value. The post Rita Ora and Her Big Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Elizabeth Hurley has a very simple marketing and promotion strategy fat girls have been doing for years…and that’s push they big fat Tits Out because people fucking love tits. Sure she does it with more of a bikini/ bathing suit/ made by her own brand in mind, because why not double up on sales through using their namesake as the bikini body people can jerk off to…even at 50 fucking years old… Because I guess tits out is a tactic that hot chicks with big tits use to get everything they want and need out of life also….fat girls do it to trick dudes into fucking them and to distract from their fat…while hot chicks do it for the money, fame, good life that comes with being hot… Point being…You’re never too old to be a whore… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Elizabeth Hurley Tits Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
