According to Life & Style, the rumors are true: Khloe Kardashian is dating French Montana. The stars were spotted looking very cozy together on the set of Montana’s music video shoot in Los Angeles on March 25 and have been an item since about that time, sources tell the magazine. So much for that Khloe and Lamar reunion apparently. In response to the creation of Fhloe (Krench?), meanwhile, Montana’s estranged wife, Deen Kharbouch, has issued a warning to the Keeping Up with the Kardashians actress.
I don’t know if Rumer Wills got plastic surgery, but the fact that this potato head is kinda turning me on, is fucking with my head, because being the asshole that I am, I have devoted a small percentage of my life work to making fun of her and more importantly, Demi Moore’s pussy for breeding such a weird looking creature, that apparently when you put in front of a good photographer, who eliminates her not so photogenic face…makes her look like a magical thing, almost like her mom when she did Striptease and you found yourself jerking off to her…forgetting she was the little boy who saw dead people in Ghost… Either way…here are the pics and they are pretty good.
I hate endorsing Kim Kardashian, but the reality is she’s so big and famous, and that’s just her ass, that anything I say about her really has no impact on her success or not…I just feel like her show, even if it was a great marketing play for the family, gives young girls horrible, useless idols to look up to and aspire to be, perpetuating the world of dumb that Paris Hilton started before her, even thought these girls work, hustle, and know exactly what they are doing with every fucking move they make, yes, I just called the Kardashians smart, I mean they’d have to be to become such a huge empire….So many girls before her and after her have done sex tapes that have done nothing…so it’s all about how these people spun it, but don’t tell aspiring young porn addicted girls that doing a sex tape won’t get them famous like a Kardashian, that life lesson is the best thing Kim K has done for the perverts of the world…besides getting into a bikini to show off her ridiculous ass…I mean…really ridiculous ass…because this mystery of modern science we call a butt implant…is magical when positioned like this…even knowing all the shit that has gone in and out of it over the years..I’m all about it…as much as I hate to admit that…. TO SEE THE THONG ASS BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE
Ghostriding the Whip Garbage Man Parents Making their Kids Twerk… Here’s a dog climbing a ladder Here’s the Facebook police brutality video of a guy getting arrested for no reason by a racist cop in his home…it hit yesterday, but I am here to spread it to anyone who hasn’t seen it.
Yesterday there was a perfect opportunity to put an end to all things horrible in the world…The Kardashians, who on their luxury trip to wherever they are…went zip lining on a zip line that we wish couldn’t support the weight of all their shit….crashing into a fiery death…ridding the world of evil… Not that this actually happened yesterday, but it was posted yesterday, so I’ll go with their bullshit storyline, just like I’ll stare at the young ones ass, an ass one of the other ones says looks good in this video, because it does…thank you zip line harness…even though I hate you for not breaking… TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE
Yesterday there was a perfect opportunity to put an end to all things horrible in the world…The Kardashians, who on their luxury trip to wherever they are…went zip lining on a zip line that we wish couldn’t support the weight of all their shit….crashing into a fiery death…ridding the world of evil… Not that this actually happened yesterday, but it was posted yesterday, so I’ll go with their bullshit storyline, just like I’ll stare at the young ones ass, an ass one of the other ones says looks good in this video, because it does…thank you zip line harness…even though I hate you for not breaking… TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE
With her TV show in decline and her debut album tanking with critics and consumers alike, Lea Michele is doing everything she can to stay in the spotlight these days. Naturally, she’s fallen back on one strategy that’s a time-honored favorite among fading starlets: showing some skin! Unfortunately, no one in Lea’s camp bothered to tell her that a Nickelodeon awards show with a mainly pre-teen audience might not be the best place to show off the goods. Lea’s outfit (seen above) might not reach Lady Gaga levels of public nudity, but bear in mind, this is the Kids Choice Awards – a place grown-up celebs share the stage with tween sitcom stars who can’t yet buy tickets to PG-13 movies. Hardly the place for a Marilyn Monroe-style upskirt moment in a nearly see-through dress. But hey, desperate times call for desperate measures and Lea certainly seems to be desperate these days. She’s even been accused of exploiting the death of her ex-boyfriend Cory Monteith to raise her own public profile. Showing some leg to a bunch of grade schoolers doesn’t seem so bad by comparison. Let’s hope her album sales pick up so we don’t have to find out low Lea is willing to go.
Kim Kardashian likes many things: Money. Fame. ‘Ye. Attention. More money. Fashion. North West. Family. Having sex with Ray J on camera . But over the past several months especially, there’s one thing Kim Kardashian may like more than anything else: Kim Kardashian photos ! Indeed, the reality star who has complained for years about having her picture taken by the paparazzi has jumped fully on board the selfie bandwagon. Don’t like the paps’ pics? Just post pics of yourself 24/7/365! From butt shots to cleavage close-ups to a vampire facial Kim has perfected the art of the selfie… and nearly brought the Internet down by doing so. Here are some of Kim’s most memorable self-portraits: 13 Kim Kardashian Selfies That Nearly Broke the Internet Open Slideshow 1. Kim Kardashians Butt Selfie Hello, Kim Kardashians’s rear end! The reality star posted this shot on Instagram. View As List 1. Kim Kardashians Butt Selfie Hello, Kim Kardashians’s rear end! The reality star posted this shot on Instagram. 2. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Selfie That’s Kim Kardashian with the phone in this pic. And that’s her cleavage. 3. Kim Kardashian Boobs Selfie Kim Kardashian likes showing off her boobs. This is an especially nice cleavage shot. 4. Kim Kardashian, Tiny Waist Check out Kim Kardashian’s waist in this selfie. Almost seems like an optical illusion, doesn’t it? 5. Kim Kardashian: Brunette Again! Kim Kardashian is back to being a brunette! She posted this photo to Instagram. 6. Kim Kardashian Selfie Kim Kardashian compares herself to Elizabeth Taylor in this selfie. Rather self-indulgent, no? 7. Kim Kardashian Bikini Tweet Kim Kardashian has Tweeted this photo of herself in a bikini. Why? Because that’s what Kim Kardashian does. 8. Kim Kardashian in the Morning Good morning, Kim Kardashian. The reality star posted this photo online not long after waking up. 9. Naughty Kim Kardashian Kim Kardashian is very naughty. She admits as much in this photograph. 10. Kim Kardashian Kleavage Pic Kim Kardashian cleavage alert! Kim Kardashian cleavage alert! The star shows off her snack trays here. 11. Kim Kardashian Boobs Pic Those are some serious boobs on Kim Kardashian. And that is a serious mouth. 12. Kim Kardashian Bangs Image She’s gone ahead and done it! Kim Kardashian shows off new bangs in this Twit pic. 13. Kim Kardashian Facial Pic It’s a vampire facial for Kim Kardashian! That’s how this reality star describes this week.
Could Khloe be taking jobless junkie Lamar back? Khloe And Lamar Talking All The Time It seems Khloe has gotten over finding crack rocks in her home and Lamar creeping with slorey mistresses. According to US Weekly: Welp, it ain’t over until it’s over! Khloe Kardashian filed for divorce from Lamar Odom back in December 2013, but an insider tells Us Weekly the pair have recently been chatty. “They’re talking all the time,” a source tells Us of the pair. “It’s not over yet.” Indeed, the reality star’s latest renovations to her new home may be pointing to a possible reconciliation. The Keeping Up With the Kardashians star, 29, has been “building a subterranean basketball court” in her new home, the source says. (The brunette stunner recently purchased Justin Bieber’s Calabasas, Calif., residence for $7.2 million.) “Her installing a basketball court really says something,” an Odom insider tells Us. “He thinks he could get Khloe back.” Should Khloe give Lamar another chance or just keep it pushing? Continue reading →
Sweet baby Beysus … Joan Smalls She Asked To Lick Beyonce In “Yoncé” Music Video Via VanityFair Nobody told Joan Smalls to lick Beyoncé in her “Yoncé ” video. “That was my idea,” the model said on Wednesday, at a launch party for Nike’s collaboration with designer Riccardo Tisci. “I just got inspired by the song—[the lyric] ‘Yoncé all on his mouth like liquor’—I’m like, ‘Can we actually see what Yoncé would taste like? Can I lick her?’ And they’re like, ‘Go for it.’ I’m like, ‘Are you sure?’ And I asked her, and she’s like, ‘Absolutely,’” Smalls said. The video, which also features models Jourdan Dunn and Chanel Iman, had no script, and the women were not required to rehearse. “It was basically us being ourselves, and just in the moment,” Smalls told VF Daily. “It was only a certain vibe, and a certain energy that was required in the video. It was up for interpretation; you could laugh, you could do whatever you want. You just had to be yourself.” And Smalls did not feel weird licking Bey’s chest. “I mean, I do what very few people in this world would ever do,” she said. “So Jay Z is a very lucky man,” she added, laughing. She described Beyoncé as “spectacular, professional, and down to earth.” “She gives it her all. She is so energetic, and she makes you feel like you’re the only person in the room, and that’s something I really find inspiring about her. She’s a good icon.” So how does Beyoncé taste? “Uh, sweet,” Smalls said, laughing again. We’ll never believe that Humpback Hov didn’t at least TRY to make a 3-way play happen, but if he didn’t, he’s a damn fool. Images via YouTube
