Glass doors. Let your guard down, and they will punish you. This poor girl learned that the hard way as she took her eye off an automatic, sliding glass entryway for one second, then lost her bearings completely. Wait … which part just opened? Is that … BONK. Oh. Major props go to the guy who comes in from the opposite direction afterward – amazing how he negotiates the door so effortlessly – and to the guys who cleaned the glass. Give them a raise, building owners … they must be pretty spotless: Girl Walks Into Glass Door
According to the latest tabloid report, Kim Kardashian is gearing up to steal the wedding spotlight from Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth . Life & Style reports the reality star and her rapping new man are making “SECRET PLANS TO ELOPE,” with Kanye West pressuring Kim to finalize her divorce from Kris Humphries so they can become husband and wife. “Kanye wants to marry Kim, and he’s telling her to expedite the divorce so they can start their future,” a Kardashian insider tells the tabloid. “Kanye’s like, ‘Just do whatever you need to do to make it go away.'” We might find out more about what that entails in a couple weeks when Kim and Kris give depositions in their ongoing legal battle. For now, the public is left to wonder whether Kardashian and West really are serious about taking the next huge step, with this source claiming the former is “starting to come around to Kanye’s way of thinking” about marriage: “As things get more and more intense and comfortable, both Kim and Kanye hate being apart. And as they grow closer, Kanye’s desire to marry Kim – and hers to be married to him – keeps getting stronger.” Do you think these two should get hitched?
Rush Limbaugh, asserting that President Barack Obama spends too much time courting celebrities for campaign cash and endorsements during times of financial hardship for average Americans, referred to him as “Barack Kardashian.” The White House responded in kind. “Two words: Donald Trump. Next question,” said Obama’s press secretary, Jay Carney, when asked about Limbaugh’s most recent ridicule of his boss. Trump, an outspoken supporter of Mitt Romney, has become a foil for Obama since he started fueling “birther” claims that Obama was born overseas. Carney’s comments aboard Air Force One came as Obama jetted to California for a set of fundraisers, one at the home of Glee creator Ryan Murphy. Obama’s re-election bid has also harnessed the power of celebrities like Sarah Jessica Parker , George Clooney and Jon Bon Jovi, among many others. On Tuesday, Limbaugh hammered Obama’s celebrity connections, highlighting his 2012 campaign’s latest ad, starring Vogue editor Anna Wintour: “It’s an indication once again how out of touch they really are, how distanced they have become from the people who make this country work.” “It’s an indication of what they think the strong drawing power of the presidency is. I’ll tell you that’s what’s becoming. He’s Barack Kardashian.” “He is becoming the male Kim Kardashian with this stuff,” Limbaugh said. SIDE NOTE: Obama has said that he doesn’t let his daughters watch the Kardashians, and also famously called Kanye West a jackass . Just saying. SIDE NOTE #2 : Kim’s management team has yet to fire off a vapid Tweet about this, followed by a plug for some lame product. But give it an hour. Asked if the president might be sending the wrong message, Carney said Obama’s millions of mostly unknown small donors reflect his true nature. “The difference between President Obama’s support, financial support, and his opponent’s is stark, but not in the way that you describe,” he said. “The fundamental difference is President Obama has vast numbers of small donors who support him. That is not the case for the Republican nominee.” “The fact that the president enjoys that kind of support speaks to what his policy priorities are. He’s out there fighting for the middle class.” “The bedrock foundation of his support are millions of Americans who believe in his vision for this country’s future and believe that he has their back.” As for whether Obama is actually a fan of Murphy and Glee , Carney deferred. “I don’t know the answer to your question,” he said, unamused. If the election were held today, for whom would you vote?
Women’s rights activists are leading a “Rock the Slut Vote” online effort to register women to vote and cast their ballots against Republicans in 2012. The name is a reference to Rush Limbaugh’s use of the word to describe law student Sandra Fluke, who testified before Congress in support of contraceptives. “If the GOP thinks throwing the word ‘slut’ at us at this point is going to silence women, they have another thing coming,” said Susan McMillan Emry, the site’s founder. Following the national backlash over Limbaugh calling Sandra Fluke a slut , “Rock the Slut Vote” is now aiming to “diffuse” the offensive term, Emry said. Taking a vein from comedian Jeff Foxworthy and his “You might be a Redneck if…” jokes, Emry’s website gives visitors 22 reasons why “You might be a slut.” One of the signs you’re a quote-unquote slut: “If you’ve ever used contraception.” Or “if you’re still downloading Dixie Chicks music” or “if you don’t go to church.” The site aims to “re-appropriate” the word “slut” so that the radio host and other Republicans cannot use it to “bully and silence women,” Emry said. “It’s really about taking the power away from that word more than about Rush Limbaugh. He gave the word the notoriety but we are trying to take it back.” Emry said the “Rush Limbaugh mess,” the Susan G. Komen Foundation’s decision to cut Planned Parenthood funding and recent efforts in state Legislatures to restrict access to abortions and contraceptives “compelled” her to create the site. “Originally my intention wasn’t so much to have a platform as to find a voice myself,” Emry said. “It was good for me personally because I felt so much outrage.”
You know what they say about the Kardashians: they totally suck. No, wait, that’s not it. The family that lip dubs together stays together, that’s more accurate, considering this irritating clan has put together yet another video of themselves dancing around to a classic single. First, it was a cover of Katy Perry . Then, Kim and company moved on to ” Lady Marmalade .” Now, Notorious B.I.G. is forced to roll over many times in his grave as the Kardashians have released a Dominican Republic-based video of themselves bopping around to “Hypnotize.” Kardashian Lip Dub – “Hypnotize” No word yet on how Kim feels about her ex-husband dating some woman named Myla Sinanaj . But we’re guessing her reaction is the same as many readers will have to this video: Who cares?!?
The Kardashians had us wondering if they were the new Brady Bunch in April, when they filmed a clip that featured Kim, Khloe and Kourtney,… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : PopEater Discovery Date : 02/06/2012 23:46 Number of articles : 2
Poor Paris . Paris Hilton Dumped By Boyfriend DJ Afrojack Things are really looking down for Paris Hilton right now. Her career is on the downswing, the Kardashians rule the world and her half-black boo thang just wants to be free — from her. According to RadarOnline reports : Paris Hilton and DJ AfroJack have called it quits after dating for around six months, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting. “Afrojack had moved into Paris’ Beverly Hills mansion earlier this year, and the two got very serious, very fast,” a source close to the former couple tells RadarOnline.com. “Paris was really into him and admires the work he has done. Afrojack did a lot of the work on Paris’ new album which will be released later this year. He took a lot of criticism for working with her, but he truly does believe that she has talent. Paris was smitten with him, but Afrojack just wanted to have fun and not be exclusive with anyone. He is on the road practically every day performing in clubs all over the world, and he just isn’t ready to settle down, whereas Paris is.” As RadarOnline.com previously reported, 31, is working on completing a second follow up album six years after the release of her first one which sold only 197,000 copes. Paris has been focusing “all of her creative energy into her second album,” a source close to the former reality star says. “Paris has been working with Flo Rida, LMFAO and David Guetta, and the album should be released this summer,” a source previously told RadarOnline.com. “Paris hopes to embark on a European concert tour to promote the album, which will consist of house music. She knows she has a lot riding on this project because her last reality show was canceled and she needs to do something to re-invent herself. Paris is hoping to appeal to a broader fan base and would love to use the album as a platform for a possible project with MTV. Yes, Paris is a very successful businesswoman, and she is about to release her fifteenth fragrance, but that isn’t enough for her. Paris craves the attention from the media and her fans and she is truly feeling the pressure to deliver on this, because she doesn’t have any other television or movie projects lined up.” Meanwhile, Paris is likely to take her recent breakup hard, as friends of the socialite tell us, “Paris is having a hard time adjusting to the fact that she just doesn’t have the popularity or cache that she did five years ago. Paris has tons of money, but that isn’t enough for her. Look, she is still going to clubs on a very frequent basis and she is 31 years old. You don’t see a lot of people over 30 going to clubs, it’s almost sad to see. Paris would love to be married with kids, it’s all she ever talks about, but she hasn’t found her Prince Charming yet and she isn’t getting any younger.” Poor Paris. All that money can’t buy her love from fans or a nice boo. Oh well, she can always shop at Chanel. W ENN/PacificCoastNews
Matty B is young. And he’s already set the world on fire with his rapping, but he’s now back to do so again. Indeed, the 12-year old has returned with another cover – he’s already put his own twist on Justin Bieber and Britney Spears , among others – and this time he’s focusing on the hottest single of the spring: “We Are Young” by indie pop band Fun, featuring Janelle Mon
On Sunday night’s Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kris Jenner the momager reared her obnoxious head early and often. On Monday’s special Memorial Day episode? More of the same. “I am in L.A. for literally 24 hours and my mother is on the phone handling business calls,” Khloe Kardashian-Odom laments during a family dinner. Pretty much. Even Kim Kardashian, the woman without an original thought, weighs in: “My mom is losing focus of the family time that we just really want.” How bad did it get? Let’s find out in THG’s recap! “My divorce has been really draining, really stressful,” Kim laments. “I just want to leave this chapter of my life behind me.” Girl, it was more like a foreword. No way 72 days of a fake marriage makes up a full chapter. Minus 100 . Khloe’s advice? Do something SILLY! Like put on a wig! Man, the writers are getting more creative by the week over at E! Kim is basically a mannequin who reads cue cards. Eh, not bad for a girl devoid of personality or talent. Plus 15 . “I’m kind of obsessed with 007.” – Kim. That was her nickname for Ray. Plus 5 . EDITOR’S NOTE: It wasn’t really. But that would’ve been awesome. Rob Kardashian is looking for his own place and surprise surprise, his mom and sisters are taking over the process. Fortunately, someone woke Bruce up from his anti-aging Botox chamber and had him go house hunting. Plus 10 . Or not. “When it comes to houses, I definitely want my mom’s opinion and not Bruce’s,” Rob says. Rock. Hard place. We feel ya. Wash . Rob implies he had no father figure growing up. Ouch … Minus 20. “I think that we’re definitely going to have to pry the Blackberry out of her hand,” Kendall Jenner says of her mom. Please do. Plus 10 . Kourtney Kardashian and Kendall stage an intervention to force Kris to take time for herself and their family. Long overdue. Plus 15 . Honestly Kris. Even materialistic, fame-obsessed girls need a mom more than a manager, even if you fancy yourself a “mogul.” Minus 20 . “You’re starting to freak me out a little bit with these wigs,” Kris tells Kim, who can’t even act real on a reality show. Minus 30 . Kris invites Rob over to see videos Bruce made of him at his track meets, etc., growing up, helping him see the light. Aww. Plus 35 . They hug it out. Slightly awkward, but another Plus 5 . EPISODE TOTAL: -75. SEASON TOTAL: -295 .
Here is some Kardashian lingerie shit I feel like I have seen before but that one of the Kardashian trash can whores posted to her site today….so it might be new…you see shit is so photoshopped it is barely even a picture of themselves, but of digital renditions of themselves, so nothing to get excited over…it is like when I send pics of my dick to hot chicks to get their nudes….when really I am sending pics of some random dick I found on the internt and presenting it as my own…only to really uspset them when we actually meet in person….only I’ll never meet these Kardashian hookers…unless I have 50,000 dollars to hire them to pretty much do anything, because they are all for sale….which in so many ways is a good thing….but unfortunately in their case is garbage because lets face it, the Kardashians are fucking garbage….and I am posting it anyway.
