If you hear someone say that she'd rather “be on safari,” she might be talking about Safaree Samuels. There was a time when he was best known for being Nicki Minaj's ex, or perhaps for getting a beat-down from Meek Mills . Right now, his biggest claim to fame might be his leaked nudes. And we do mean biggest . Based on Twitter's response, it looks like Safaree is what one might call anatomically blessed . Obviously, no one deserves to have their nudes leaked. Those are private photos and for someone to broadcast them to the world is a terrible violation. But those who saw the images — often without looking for them, as leaked nudes make quite a splash and it's easy to see them without ever meaning to — couldn't help but comment. Social media is a great platform for comedy, and many of these responses were next-level. Take a look: 1. Safaree Samuels Here’s the man himself in a clearly-not-nude photo that he shared. So that we’re all on the same page as you read these reactions. 2. Naturally, someone had to involve Kylie Jenner in this Honestly, it’s always nice to see a “this photo made me pregnant” joke that isn’t directed at One Direction. 2012 was a different time. 3. It looks like some men just aren’t measuring up in comparison Not the last Simpson’s meme 4. Safaree’s getting new fans, it seems A “stan” is a diehard fan, folks 5. They think that Safaree might make some new “friends” Most of the Kardashians are a little busy popping out babies left and right. 6. Safaree’s been the butt of jokes in the past People view him in a different light. View Slideshow
On Monday, many people on Twitter saw Blac Chyna's name trending and, innocently, clicked the link out of curiosity to find out why. Perhaps there was news about her lawsuits with the Kardashians ? Not so. Many a tweeter was subjected to something much worse: A leaked Blac Chyna sex tape . The Instagram-based gossip page, The Shade Room, reports on who they believe is allegedly responsible for the video's release: “Yikes! #CardiB bestie @star_brim5 pulled a #RobKardashian move on #BlacChyna and released her sex tape (kinda).” “#DisTewMuch #IssaLawsuit (Somebody said #LisaBloom rubbing her hands together like birdman right now)” Blac did not initially respond. Star Brim, however, clarified that she didn't leak it, and that it was already “all over the internet” and that she has no beef with Chyna. In any case, the obscene clip of Blac Chyna performing oral sex has been viewed and widely panned across social media. Many were shocked to see a woman with Chyna's reputation as a seductress appear to be so very inadequate at oral sex. Obviously, it's terrible that Chyna and her unidentified partner were violated if this clip was posted without their consent. Leaking someone's nudes and/or sex tapes is a terrible thing to do, whether it's revenge porn or simply for “fun.” But people on Twitter, who are not responsible for that violation, couldn't help but react when they saw the video. And their responses are a real riot. 1. In case you did not see the leaked video This tweet pretty much summarizes it. 2. Naturally, a reference to Tyga came up To be fair, Kylie was in high school, not middle school when Tyga started dating her. To be even more fair, that’s still super gross. 3. In fact, both Tyga and Rob came up People had assumed that Blac Chyna’s femme fatale reputation was accompanied by mind-blowing bedroom skills. Now they are second-guessing that assumption. 4. Though the man recording the video seemed thrilled … … The people who saw the video were thoroughly unimpressed. 5. The disappointment was almost palpable Some people admire Chyna for “scamming” Rob Kardashian into impregnating her. 6. This one’s like a mini-essay To be clear, there are many ways to, um, have value. Even to have value in bed. Maybe Blac Chyna’s just bad at this one particular thing. Or maybe this just wasn’t a good day. View Slideshow
Scott Disick has been romantically linked to Sofia Richie for several months now — since last May, actually, so it's coming up on a year since we first learned that these two could be together. And oh, what a wild year it's been … Last January, after piles and piles of rumors that he'd finally gotten himself together and that he and Kourtney Kardashian were giving love another chance , he went off the deep end. He was partying hard for several months with several different ladies, including Bella Thorne — remember how fun and weird that was? In May, Scott was photographed looking pretty friendly with Sofia, but at the time she denied anything beyond friendship , tweeting “Just so everyone can get their panties out of their asses, Scott and I are just homies.” At some point though, things changed, and it became clear around September that they actually were dating. Scott has gotten a lot of criticism for dating Sofia because of their age difference: she's 19 years old, and he's 34. And in this new sneak peek for the upcoming episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kris Jenner herself is questioning that age difference. And it is weird. The clip begins with Kris asking Scott if he's dating, and when he says that he is, she asks if he's dating one specific person. He hesitates a little before saying that he is, and Kris asks him if he's “going steady” with this person. “I guess that's what the kids are calling it,” he confirms, looking and sounding like he's rather be having literally any other conversation. “Is it Sofia?” she asks, mouthing her name since it sounds like the kids are nearby. “I mean, I guess you know who it is,” he answers. It sounds like a pretty tame conversation, but looking at Scott, you'd think talking about Sofia with Kris causes him real, physical pain. Next, she asks how old Sofia is, and if she's Kylie's age — she's not, Kylie's a year older. Then Kris tells Scott that when she began dating Robert Kardashian, she was only 17 years old, and he was 12 years older than her. “You were underage,” he tells her. “She's not.” Why is Scott being so weird about this?! Is it because Kris is Kourtney's mother and he actually still has feelings for Kourtney, even more than he's already admitted? Is it just an awkward conversation, no matter how you look at it? Watch Scott die inside while talking to Kris in the video below:
I can’t place what Bella Hadid looks like, but I know it’s not a good thing. I know it’s not something that should be a celebrated model, who anyone with a brain knows is not actually a celebrated model, in this era we just give people with an audience work because we want that audience to. We also know that getting an audience is not that hard, you can buy it easily, everything is an ad, but more importantly, when you’re a rich LA kid and you hang with other rich LA kids, and some of those LA kids are your sister, Kardashians, Baldwins, and get you lumped into a package of people to follow for the skake of following, you’ll get paid, validated and treated well….people suck up to rich people who seemingly have access. It is just a fact. We know…she’s not a model, no matter how many runways she walks, no matter how hard her model mom who got them going on this model thing, thanks to fucking rich guys with her model career, creating these weird looking things…and a cushy life for herself… She’s an instagrammer…and here she is showing her nipple, probably intentional, there’s so much noise and competition out there…it just never ends…everyone trying to be the loudest in the room… But what I am getting at is that I don’t know if if her face, that I’ve called rat faced hide the cheese is ratty, or if it’s tranny, or if it looks like a futuristic robotic sex doll, some MAX HEADROOM SHIT…. But she freaks me out….nipples are alright though. The post Bella Hadid Nip Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
It's become more of a tradition than leaving cookies and milk out for Santa Claus. Every year, Kim Kardashian and kompany pose for a Christmas card that threatens to break the Internet on an annual basis. Some are fancy. Some are silly. All are featured below. Which is your favorite?!? 1. 2017 They’re almost all here! With the exception of Kylie Jenner, family members pose here for the Kardashian Christmas card, 2. 2015 The family said goodbye to all the adults and hello to just the children for the 2015 version. 3. 2013 This one was… different. The family went with a carnival theme in 2013, replete with one giant dollar sign of course. 4. 2012 Sorry, Diddy. But the Kardashians stole your white party idea back in 2012. 5. 2011 A 3D version of this card was actually sent out, featuring the same fancy look on all family members. 6. 2010 Look at how cute Mason is in his suit! And look at how everyone except for Kim has chosen to go with dark colors. View Slideshow
The holidays are just about to wrap up now — and not a moment too soon, right? Sure, it's fun to spend time with family and sing songs and give gifts, but all that can also be exhausting. But you know what will never be exhausting? Creeping on the Teen Mom crew and appreciating all their precious families! Let's get to it! 1. Maci’s Kids! This insanely cute photo is from last weekend — Maci and Taylor took the kids to Asheville, North Carolina, and they cozied up in a cabin in the mountains. 2. A Visit with Santa! Well, they didn’t stay cozied up the whole time — they did head out to see Santa! 3. Christmas at Ryan’s Though little Bentley obviously had some fun with his mom, he also spent some holiday time with his father, Ryan, and his stepmom, Mackenzie. Who, by the way, is just like 11 years older than him. Weird! 4. Sending Love from Indiana Amber recently opened up about how her depression kept her from seeing her daughter, Leah, for months, but it looks like they were able to spend some quality time together for Christmas! 5. Meanwhile in Michigan … Catelynn is still in rehab, but Tyler was able to make their daughter’s Christmas special anyway! Although he said that “This is the first Christmas without Cate since I was 14” and that “it’s a little disheartening,” the bright side is that he gets to see “this little cutie open some presents & it instantly puts the spirit right back in me! Merry Christmas everyone!” 6. More Santa! Even in the middle of what really appears to be some sort of breakdown, Farrah managed to take Sophia to visit Santa! View Slideshow
Even though they never actually got married or owned much property together, Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna’s breakup has been anything but easy. There’s the custody dispute, plus lawsuits on both sides. Among other things, Rob Kardashian — with Kylie’s help — is suing Blac Chyna for her alleged violence against Rob. Well, Blac Chyna claims that she was only violent in self-defense, and wants the suit thrown out. Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian both accuse each other of drug-fueled violence . Lovely. You know, if we believed classist stereotypes, we’d say that these antics sound like they’d be happening in a trailer park and not between millionaires in a southern California mansion. But domestic violence, accusations, and drugs don’t know any socio economic boundaries, folks. Rich people are just better at keeping it quiet. Usually . So, Blac Chyna is demanding $10 million from Rob Kardashian . Or, more accurately, from his family. Because we all know that Rob, though he’s a Kardashian, doesn’t exactly have the net worth of even the “poorest” of his sisters. In fact, Rob may be too broke to pay Blac Chyna . That gives the rest of the Kardashians some extra incentive to help out their brother. So, Rob Kardashian accused Chyna of choking him with a phone charger cord and of beating him . According to court documents obtained by The Blast , the alleged fight happened at Kylie Jenner’s house ( a house, which Rob was renting) … and resulted in about $100,000 worth of damages. We’re talking about destroyed phone, a destroyed television, and damage to doors and walls … all allegedly caused by Blac Chyna. Now, just because Blac Chyna is 5-foot-2 doesn’t negate the possibility that she could commit domestic violence and property damage. The question is: did she do it? According to court documents viewed by RadarOnline , Blac Chyna doesn’t seem to be denying that she was in some way violent with Rob. (While not necessarily admitting to everything that Rob and Kylie accuse her of doing) Instead, she’s taking an affirmative defense — claiming that she only took action in order to defend herself. (And, according to the legal language of the suit, she may or may not have been taking action to defend someone else) Chyna is trying to dismiss the suit against her over this December 16th, 2016 incident. Some might be eager to sit back and find entertainment in this situation. Neither Rob nor Chyna project a very likable image — especially in this context. Many believe that Chyna got pregnant on purpose to create a financial tie to a wealthy family. Many believe that Rob is gross, and his revenge porn attack against Chyna over the summer pretty much confirms that. So, if you can’t stand either of them, it’s easy to just look the other way and hope that they both ruin each other’s lives. Maybe you believe that it’s what they deserve. Even if you don’t feel sorry for Kylie for having been caught in the middle of whatever happened between this former couple (because honestly, what’s $100,000 to Kylie? Proportionately to her wealth, that’s a drop in the bucket), you should worry about this situation. Because, whether it was an accident or the result of a soap opera-style scheme, Blac Chyna and Rob had Dream together. That baby daughter is a true innocent, and can’t help but be caught in the middle as her parents go to war in the courtroom. View Slideshow: Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian: A Turbulent Timeline of Doom
Taylor vs. Katy? Taylor vs. Kim? Taylor vs… everyone? No, 2017 was not a year where only Taylor Swift feuded with her fellow celebrities, it just felt that way. Scroll down for a look at the most memorable rivalries of the past 12 months: 1. Katy Perry vs. Taylor Swift This feud has been going on for years now, but it was elevated to dizzying heights in 2017. “Honestly, it’s really like she started it and it’s time for her to finish it,” said Katy in May during Carpool Karaoke with James Corden. What followed was a colossal change of heart on Katy’s part. In multiple interviews thereafter, Katy was saying that she always loved Taylor. In a hilarious turn of events, Taylor released all of her music on streaming services the same day Katy released her new album. This is the feud that keeps on giving. 2. NeNe Leaks vs. Kim Zolciak It’s crazy to imagine that NeNe and Kim were once scheduled to star in a joint spin-off of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Their feud in 2017 reached new levels of crazy when Kim’s daughter, Brielle Biermann claimed there as an insect infestation in NeNe’s home. “@briellebiermann We don’t have roaches! If you found 1, u brought it with u or it fell outta yo funky p—y!, said Leakes via Instagram. “Please know I will get You all the way together when you start f–king wit me and mine!” NeNe proceeded to call Kim racist, but it backfired in stunning fashion when Kim sought legal counsel. 3. Sarah Jessica Parker vs. Kim Cattrall A third Sex and the City movie was allegedly days away from entering production, but multiple reports swirled, claiming that Cattrall’s diva demands for the movie ultimately found it being shelved indefinitely. Cattrall subsequently chatted to Piers Morgan about her feud with Sarah Jessica Parker and she was not supportive of her former friend at all. “And this is really where I take to task the people from Sex and the City and specifically Sarah Jessica Parker in that I think she could have been nicer. I don’t know what her issue is, I never have.” We’ll probably be waiting until a reboot of the series kicks off for a response from Parker. 4. Caitlyn Jenner vs. The Kardashians Caitlyn Jenner released a tell-all memoir that was met with an icy response from the Kardashians. Caitlyn confirmed in November that the family no longer spoke to her. Kim was especially mad about the whole thing and opened up about it to Ellen DeGeneres. “I don’t expect her to be honest about my mom now, but it’s just so hurtful. Like, I just wish her all the success in the world, but not at our expense.” 5. Drake Bell vs. Josh Peck Drake Bell lashed out at Josh Peck for not inviting him to his wedding. “When you’re not invited to the wedding the message is clear….” he wrote on social media. In the end, the two men hugged it out at the MTV VMAs and all was right in the world. 6. Taylor Swift vs. Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Taylor brought her feud with Kim and Kanye back into the spotlight when she had some choice lyrics seemingly aimed at Kanye on “Look What You Made Me Do.” “I don’t like your little games / Don’t like your tilted stage / The role you made me play / Of the fool, no, I don’t like you.” Kim responded months late by reposting the image that included the nude wax figure of Taylor Swift from Kanye’s “Famous” video. Fans were not impressed and the comments of the post were filled with rat emojis. View Slideshow
Taylor vs. Katy? Taylor vs. Kim? Taylor vs… everyone? No, 2017 was not a year where only Taylor Swift feuded with her fellow celebrities, it just felt that way. Scroll down for a look at the most memorable rivalries of the past 12 months: 1. Katy Perry vs. Taylor Swift This feud has been going on for years now, but it was elevated to dizzying heights in 2017. “Honestly, it’s really like she started it and it’s time for her to finish it,” said Katy in May during Carpool Karaoke with James Corden. What followed was a colossal change of heart on Katy’s part. In multiple interviews thereafter, Katy was saying that she always loved Taylor. In a hilarious turn of events, Taylor released all of her music on streaming services the same day Katy released her new album. This is the feud that keeps on giving. 2. NeNe Leaks vs. Kim Zolciak It’s crazy to imagine that NeNe and Kim were once scheduled to star in a joint spin-off of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Their feud in 2017 reached new levels of crazy when Kim’s daughter, Brielle Biermann claimed there as an insect infestation in NeNe’s home. “@briellebiermann We don’t have roaches! If you found 1, u brought it with u or it fell outta yo funky p—y!, said Leakes via Instagram. “Please know I will get You all the way together when you start f–king wit me and mine!” NeNe proceeded to call Kim racist, but it backfired in stunning fashion when Kim sought legal counsel. 3. Sarah Jessica Parker vs. Kim Cattrall A third Sex and the City movie was allegedly days away from entering production, but multiple reports swirled, claiming that Cattrall’s diva demands for the movie ultimately found it being shelved indefinitely. Cattrall subsequently chatted to Piers Morgan about her feud with Sarah Jessica Parker and she was not supportive of her former friend at all. “And this is really where I take to task the people from Sex and the City and specifically Sarah Jessica Parker in that I think she could have been nicer. I don’t know what her issue is, I never have.” We’ll probably be waiting until a reboot of the series kicks off for a response from Parker. 4. Caitlyn Jenner vs. The Kardashians Caitlyn Jenner released a tell-all memoir that was met with an icy response from the Kardashians. Caitlyn confirmed in November that the family no longer spoke to her. Kim was especially mad about the whole thing and opened up about it to Ellen DeGeneres. “I don’t expect her to be honest about my mom now, but it’s just so hurtful. Like, I just wish her all the success in the world, but not at our expense.” 5. Drake Bell vs. Josh Peck Drake Bell lashed out at Josh Peck for not inviting him to his wedding. “When you’re not invited to the wedding the message is clear….” he wrote on social media. In the end, the two men hugged it out at the MTV VMAs and all was right in the world. 6. Taylor Swift vs. Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Taylor brought her feud with Kim and Kanye back into the spotlight when she had some choice lyrics seemingly aimed at Kanye on “Look What You Made Me Do.” “I don’t like your little games / Don’t like your tilted stage / The role you made me play / Of the fool, no, I don’t like you.” Kim responded months late by reposting the image that included the nude wax figure of Taylor Swift from Kanye’s “Famous” video. Fans were not impressed and the comments of the post were filled with rat emojis. View Slideshow
If you’ve enjoyed her many bonkers interviews over the years (some of which, to our minds, are every bit as entertaining as her funniest film roles), then you’re likely aware that Jennifer Lawrence loves alcohol and reality television. So it’s not surprising that J-Law might have a bit of a thing for Kourtney Kardashian sperm donor and bold innovator in the use of facial hair to camouflage booze bloat, Scott Disick. On second thought, it is surprising, but only in the sense that we’re shocked Scott is still alive. Anyway, Jen revealed her love for the Lord in a recent interview with Oprah, in which she revealed that Scott would be one of her three ideal dinner guests. (The other two were Luann DeLesseps and Bethenny Frankel, both of Bravo’s Real Housewives franchise. Jen … we’re concerned.) Given that Jen chose Scott over any of the women in the Kardashian clan, it’s not surprising that certain tabloids already have these two bedding down together. It’s also not surprising that some of these same publications are casting Kourtney in the role of the insane ex: According to the Australian version of OK! magazine (because why wouldn’t news about three American celebs reach Sydney first?), Kourtney is pissed about the possibility of Jen and Scott hooking up. In fact, Kourt has reportedly warned Lawrence to keep her mitts off her boozy baby daddy. The subtly-titled piece “Kourtney Warns J. Law: Stay Away From Scott!” doesn’t offer anything in the way of quotes or evidence, and instead poses an argument along the lines of “makes sense if ya think about it.” The article also doesn’t mention the fact that Kourtney is dating Younes Bendjima . Or that Scott is with Sofia Richie . Or that Jen was clearly joking, and her ideal dinner party would really just consist of Meryl Streep playing three different roles. Look, we believe Jen when she says she genuinely enjoys Keeping Up With the Kardashians (though it’s worth noting that she’s said she watches the show “to fall asleep.” Celebrities–they’re as bored with the Kardashians as the rest of us!). But there’s a difference between enjoying a reality show and wanting to enmesh yourself in that world. We like watching Naked and Afraid , but the thought of a single genital mosquito is enough to keep us inside for the bulk of 2018. Hey, if the mere mention of Scott Disick doesn’t bring to mind a bloodsucker who will spread disease to your nether regions, then you’re not sufficiently wary of the Lord. View Slideshow: The Good, The Bad, The Lord: 23 Times Scott Disick Owned Reality TV
