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Warning! Sheryl Crow Bikini Pictures

There’s not a whole lot I can say about these pictures of Sheryl Crow in her bikini except…. I’m sorry.

Karissa & Kristina Shannon Get Tarted Up

I know I shouldn’t be so obsessed with these Kristina And Karissa Shannon nobodies, everything they do is completely staged and they really don’t do anything of any interest, but sexy twins in trashy outfits makes good things happen in my trousers so what can I tell you. Here are the girls at some party last night looking like something a Saudi prince does on a tuesday night. I really need to make friends with one of those guys.

Karissa & Kristina Shannon Hotness Déjà Vu

Are these the same pictures of Kristina & Karissa Shannon that I had up on the site yesterday? They certainly look the same to me, but what do I know. I guess I don’t really care all that much, I mean like my grandfather always used to say, you can never have too many shots of sexy twins in tight outfits with their breasts hanging out.

Karissa & Kristina Shannon’s Nice Golden Globes

Fresh off their hot little Nuts photo spread, double booty edition, Kristina and Karissa Shannon hit the town in their sexy futuristic hooker costumes. I’m not saying they look cheap or anything, they’re dressed in gold, I think that kind of thing costs extra. Anyway, I know these two probably aren’t great conversationalists or up to speed on the latest in world news, but I like them and would love to let them take me out to dinner. Call me.

Sophie Turner’s Body Is Just Unbelievable

OMG! Honestly, this Sophie Turner hottie has got to have one of the hottest bodies in the business right now. I don’t know what the hell her business is, I’m guessing dating extremely wealthy older gentlemen, but you get what I’m saying. Here she is in her sexy little crop top flashing one of the sexiest bellies I’ve ever seen. I want to rest my head on that thing and listen to the sounds of her digesting her lunch. #thatsnotweird

Karissa & Kristina Shannon Flash The Booty

After they got kicked out of the Celebrity Big Brother house over in England for getting into a fight with some old lady who pulled one of their pants down, then threatening to sue the show for showing their booties on television, here are Kristina and Karissa Shannon ….. Showing off their booties on the cover of Nuts magazine. Did I miss something here? I guess they’re going to have to sue the magazine too. Isn’t their job basically flashing their asses whenever they get the chance? Not that I care, I’m just glad this is happening. Enjoy.

Kristina and Karissa Shannon Amazing Twin Asses for Nuts UK of the Day

I wonder what went wrong…or right…depending who you ask…in the lives of these twins…you know to make them become tag team strippers at a young age…totally milking the fact that every man wants to fuck twins especially hot trassy blonde ones…all touching each other and posing naked together in magazines like playboy…it’s almost too much for a motherfucker to handle…but I can only assume it started at a young age in daddy’s back shed….and who cares about what’s wrong with them….I’m more into what is right about them, like their big, round, amazing twin asses…and Karissa’s Interracial Sex Tape That’s Perfect for Black History Month …. These shoot is for Nuts and it is Pretty Nuts…even though these bitches are on the serious tailend of their careers…I approve.

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Kristina & Karissa Shannon Are Celebrities?

Apparently over in the UK they’ve started another edition of Celebrity Big Borther , I didn’t recognize any names of the British “Celebrities” on the list, but I did notice that Kristina and Karissa Shannon are considered celebrities over there and were invited to join the house. Here they are in their sexy little dresses as they get the show underway. Hopefully this will mean that we see some naked twin sister shower action. They’re more liberal when it comes to nudity over in Europe. I love it.

Karissa and Kristina Shannon Class Things Up

I thought it might be nice to finish off the day with a few shots of some really good looking twins, but all I could find were shots of Kristina and Karissa Shannon out on the town. They’re not exactly supermodels, but I happen to like trashy looking blonds who aren’t afraid to show off their Playboy bodies in classy outfits so they’ll do. I’ve also got a video of the girls learning to work the stripper pole. Like they’ve never worked the pole before. Please.

Kylie Minogue’s Sexy Sweater Mounds

I keep forgetting that Kylie Minogue is at that age where, in certain outfits and with the proper lighting, she’s still kinda sexy. Here she is walking the streets the other day showing off those long legs and some pretty decent turtleneck sweater mounds. Well done lady. She actually looks really good like this, I don’t think I’d want to see her prancing around half naked on stage or anything anymore, but this works.