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Hollywood Tuna’s Bikini Showdown – Gwen Stefani vs. Ashley Tisdale

Today we have Pop MILF vs. Mickey Mouse Club. Even though Ashley Tisdale is a bit of a butterface, she does have a tight little body. Gwen, on the otherhand is no slouch. There’s not many mother’s with a body of an 18 year old. So make sure to vote by commenting your choice below . Round 13 Contestants Gwen Stefani Ashley Tisdale Round 12 Winner Carmen Electra defeats Geri Halliwell Round 11 Winner Elisha Cuthbert defeats Maria Menounos Round 10 Winner Jennifer Aniston defeats Cameron Diaz Round 9 Winner Fergie defeats Holly Madison Round 8 Winner Stacy Keibler defeats Anna Kournikova Round 7 Winner Kelly Brook defeats Kim Kardashian Round 6 Winner Rachel Bilson defeats Annalynne McCord Round 5 Winner Selena Gomez defeats Miley Cyrus Round 4 Winner Heidi Montag defeats Aubrey O’day Round 3 Winner Kate Upton defeats Megan Fox Round 2 Winner Julianne Hough defeats Lindsay Lohan Round 1 Winner Karissa Shannon defeats Audrina Patridge

Hollywood Tuna’s Bikini Showdown – Jennifer Aniston vs. Cameron Diaz

This is the the battle of the Hollywood cougars: Jennifer Aniston vs. Cameron Diaz. I think Aniston may have the edge on this one but both have pretty slammin’ bodies for their age. You can thank not having kids for that. Anyway, make sure to vote by commenting your choice below . Round 10 Contestants Cameron Diaz Jennifer Aniston Round 9 Winner Fergie defeats Holly Madison Round 8 Winner Stacy Keibler defeats Anna Kournikova Round 7 Winner Kelly Brook defeats Kim Kardashian Round 6 Winner Rachel Bilson defeats Annalynne McCord Round 5 Winner Selena Gomez defeats Miley Cyrus Round 4 Winner Heidi Montag defeats Aubrey O’day Round 3 Winner Kate Upton defeats Megan Fox Round 2 Winner Julianne Hough defeats Lindsay Lohan Round 1 Winner Karissa Shannon defeats Audrina Patridge

Hollywood Tuna’s Bikini Showdown – Kelly Brook vs. Kim Kardashian

Today we have the battle of the curves. Porn star Kim Kardashian and busty British babe Kelly Brook. I really don’t know which way this is going to go. I prefer boobs over booty so it’s Kelly for me. Ayway make sure to vote by commenting your choice below . Round 8 Contestants Kelly Brook Kim Kardashian Round 7 Winner Sophie Monk defeats Kristin Cavallari Round 6 Winner Rachel Bilson defeats Annalynne McCord Round 5 Winner Selena Gomez defeats Miley Cyrus Round 4 Winner Heidi Montag defeats Aubrey O’day Round 3 Winner Kate Upton defeats Megan Fox Round 2 Winner Julianne Hough defeats Lindsay Lohan Round 1 Winner Karissa Shannon defeats Audrina Patridge

Karissa and Kristina Shannon Bikini Pictures

I don’t know what the hell is going on in these clearly staged pictures of Playboy twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon , but I want in. Whenever I see a lot of breasts and booties and bikinis and booze, I don’t know why but I’m drawn to them. I’m sure I’m not the only one. I know these are staged an all, but that’s a lot of bleached hair, fake tans and chicks pretending to make out with each other to overlook. Lose the dude!

Taylor Momsen Is Boring Me

Do I really have to write some more crap about this Taylor Momsen chick? We get it, you’re such a badass in your inappropriate lingerie… Blah, Blah, Blah. Nobody cares anymore, grow up, get married and leave us alone. We’ll see you in twenty years on one of those crappy ‘Where Are They Now?’ shows.

Karissa & Kristina Shannon Hit The Town

Here are my favorite trashy twins, Kristina and Karissa Shannon , heading out on the town in their very best skank costumes. I love it. If I had a car and was driving by, I’d honk at these girls…. Then drive away of course, but they’d know what’s up.

Karissa & Kristina Shannon Hit The Town

Here are my favorite trashy twins, Kristina and Karissa Shannon , heading out on the town in their very best skank costumes. I love it. If I had a car and was driving by, I’d honk at these girls…. Then drive away of course, but they’d know what’s up.

Hollywood Tuna’s Bikini Showdown – Annalynne McCord vs. Rachel Bilson

This is an interesting race. Both Annalynne McCord and Rachel Bilson have very similar bodies. So it will really comes down to who you find prettier or if your are a perv, whose booty would you rather apply sun lotion using using your face. Make sure to vote by commenting your choice below . Round 6 Contestants Annalynne McCord Rachel Bilson Round 5 Winner Selena Gomez defeats Miley Cyrus Round 4 Winner Heidi Montag defeats Aubrey O’day Round 3 Winner Kate Upton defeats Megan Fox Round 2 Winner Julianne Hough defeats Lindsay Lohan Round 1 Winner Karissa Shannon defeats Audrina Patridge

Hollywood Tuna’s Bikini Showdown – Miley Cyrus vs. Selena Gomez

This is what I call the “barely legal” showdown but don’t worry both Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez are over 18 so you won’t be put on any government watch list. Anyway, which one of these tween idols has the best bikini bod? Make sure to vote by commenting your choice below . Round 5 Contestants Miley Cyrus Selena Gomez Round 4 Winner Heidi Montag defeats Aubrey O’day Round 3 Winner Kate Upton defeats Megan Fox Round 2 Winner Julianne Hough defeats Lindsay Lohan Round 1 Winner Karissa Shannon defeats Audrina Patridge

Hollywood Tuna’s Bikini Showdown – Heidi Montag vs. Aubrey O’Day

Well, I don’t believe it. Kate Upton beat Megan Fox ! I didn’t think it would be possible. Kate better thank me because right about now every single company will be calling her and offering her tons of cash. Kate, you’re welcome. BTW, a little thank you would be nice! Alright, today we have the battle of the useless bimbos, Heidi Montag vs. Aubrey O’Day. Will it be Aubrey and her surgically enhanced front meat or Heidi Montag and her reconstructed everything? So fellas, make sure to vote by commenting your choice below . Round 3 Contestants Heidi Montag Aubrey O’Day Round 3 Winner Kate Upton defeats Megan Fox Round 2 Winner Julianne Hough defeats Lindsay Lohan Round 1 Winner Karissa Shannon defeats Audrina Patridge