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J. Peterman Feels Up Christie Brinkley

We all know that Christie Brinkley has been looking really good lately, especially for a woman of such an advanced age, but that doesn’t mean just anybody is allowed to walk up to her and man handle her. Does it? Here’s that guy who played J. Peterman, I don’t think anybody knows his real name, getting his meaty fingers all over my cougar’s milky white thighs. Hands off Peterman! If there’s anyone going to get arrested for inappropriately touching Christie Brinkley …. It’s going to be me.

Katie Price Bikini Wet T-Shirt Party

Katie Price’s big fake breasts and bikinis just go together so well, like gin and tonic or asian strippers and ping pong balls, so I had to finish off the day with these shots of her and the girls hanging out by the pool. Unfortunately she’s not showing them off as much as I’d expect from the busty Brit, maybe she’s feeling bloated, who knows. I’m getting a hint of cleavage, but that’s about it. It also looks like she went swimming in a t-shirt… I thought only fat girls did that? I’m confused.

Katie Price Bikini Wet T-Shirt Party

Katie Price’s big fake breasts and bikinis just go together so well, like gin and tonic or asian strippers and ping pong balls, so I had to finish off the day with these shots of her and the girls hanging out by the pool. Unfortunately she’s not showing them off as much as I’d expect from the busty Brit, maybe she’s feeling bloated, who knows. I’m getting a hint of cleavage, but that’s about it. It also looks like she went swimming in a t-shirt… I thought only fat girls did that? I’m confused.

Katie Price Takes Her Puppies Out

I know I just posted pictures of Miley Cyrus taking her actual puppy out, but as cute as that thing was I think I like these puppies a whole lot better. Here’s Katie Price taking her perfectly fake breasts out for some fresh air at the airport yesterday. Aren’t they cute, I just want to squeeze them and hug them and teach them how to sit and stay and feed them treats… We’re still talking about her breasts right.

Katie Price’s Chesticles Hit The Town

I knew I could count on Katie Price to bring today’s posts away from the classy crap and back down to a level of trashiness that I’m much more comfortable with. Here she is out on the town last night with her huge fake breasts packed into her Wild Thing t-shirt and her hot legs in a really short little skirt. Perfection. I don’t know what it is about a woman with a sexy stripper tattoo on her upper thigh, but I love it. I want to share some cheap champagne with her in a very small carpeted booth somewhere.

Katie Price’s Chesticles Hit The Town

I knew I could count on Katie Price to bring today’s posts away from the classy crap and back down to a level of trashiness that I’m much more comfortable with. Here she is out on the town last night with her huge fake breasts packed into her Wild Thing t-shirt and her hot legs in a really short little skirt. Perfection. I don’t know what it is about a woman with a sexy stripper tattoo on her upper thigh, but I love it. I want to share some cheap champagne with her in a very small carpeted booth somewhere.

Katie Price: Engaged to Leandro Penna!

Leandro Penna is set to marry Katie Price. The voluptuous UK model, who only recently got divorced from Alex Reid , after getting divorced by Peter Andre not long before that, showed off her huge, sparkly, pink, heart-shaped diamond engagement ring this week. Last night, she tweeted: “Wooo hooo so excited.” Woo. Katie’s spokesman confirmed the engagement , telling The Sun: “It’s true, they are engaged. Leandro proposed to Katie while they were away skiing recently and she said yes. They told her children but intended to keep it secret for a while.” “They are both very happy. No wedding arrangements have been made and they are both relaxed about that for the time being.” Katie Price and Leandro Penna, a model from Argentina, first met at Elton John’s Oscars party last year. The mother of three has certainly been through a roller coaster in the romance department. Let’s hope the third time’s the charm? [Photo: WENN.com]

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Katie Price Knows How To Sell Swimsuits

I was speechless when I first looked at these pictures of busty British glamour model Katie Price squeezing her giant fake breasts together in a tacky swimsuit, but after staring at them for roughly thirteen minutes or so and then taking a quick nap I’m back on track. I have to hand it to the woman, she sure knows the right way to sell some crappy bathing suits. I could watch her play with those beauties all afternoon. Keep up the good work.

Nia Long Cameltoe of the DAy

All I know about Nia Long is that she wears pants that are too tight for her vagina…or maybe they are just too tasty for her hungry vagina…cuz her vagina is eating it up….who cares…the only Nia Long shit ever on this site was NIA LONG HARD NIPPLES in the forum and it really isn’t important… What is important is black history month…

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Nia Long Cameltoe of the DAy

Katie Price/Jordan’s Intentional Leather Skirt Upskirt cuz She’s Amazing of the Day

Katie Price is my favorite. She is the perfect balance of trash, slut, pornstar, tranny, exhibitionist, rich bitch, money maker, brand, clown, freakis tit, hooker, for me…. It is like she’s mastered the art of being a piece of trash, slut, pornstar, tranny, exhibitionist, stripper, rich bitch, money maker, brand, clown, freakish tit, hooker….there’s no way any other bitch will ever compare… Sure there are imitators but like a Hermes Purse…they can never beat the real fucking thing… I have followed her antics for as long as I can remember ….and I’m not stopping now…as long as there is Jordan Katie Price…there will be me in the corner watching…She is my queen. As good as this upskirt pic is…. TOPLESS BEACH PICS ARE FUCKING LEGENDARY

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