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Some Academy Award Shit of the Day

I was live tweeting the Oscars last night, and wasn’t gonna bother posting pics from the shit to boycot them not inviting me, but then I realized I should thank them for not inviting me, cuz the whole thing fucking sucked…bored me, disgusted me, made me hate hollywood, but more importantly, made me hate myself for watching it….. But I figured I should post the good pictures of the bitches who were there, cuz this is kind of a celebrity site no one reads…and I figured I’m obligated…even though I’m not… Hell I figured I’d post it cuz I love Katie Price’s stupid tits..no she wasn’t at the actual Oscars, just the after party, I guess they have some integrity still left in them……..her golden globes don’t sag…they aren’t bulit like that… Kim Kardashian wasnt at the actual Oscar’s either but she was fat wherever she did end up….. I figured I’d post it cuz Scarjohan is not as hot as you think she is… Mila Kunis probably is….but I was too angry to know for sure… I figured I’d post it cuz of Jennifer Hudson’s deflated tits were all that was there to represent black…during black history month… No, I don’t consider Halle Berry Black I figured I’d post it cuz Natalie Portman has mom tits…and virgin losers obsessed with her love mom tits…while I hate every time she talks…. and cuz Sandra Bullock is officially a monster, no just someone 90 percent of us thinks is a monster… Jennifer Lawrence is alirght though…I think I may love her…depsite the possibility she’s related to Joey…. The whole thing fucking sucked…especially the hosts…waste of fucking time…as was this post…next time – maybe i’ll take the time to find more nipple or cleavage…but you can just use google to see what other bitches were there, I’m too busy dying to bother…

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Some Academy Award Shit of the Day

Katie Price Classy Like A Hatted Twat at the Ascot Races of the Day

All the classy, rich, connected and exclusive people on my facebook go to the ascot races, so it is only fitting that these pictures of Katie Price aka Jordan aka the girl with the dumbest fucking tits to ever be made into a brand that trashy as fuck people in the UK eat the fuck up like she ate the fuck up the black pussy in the sex tape she released before having a black pussy of her own in the form of a handicapped baby due to punishment for being such a vile human, dressed like she was going to the races made sense… You see, whenever I think of class….I think of Katie Price…well whenever I think of UK white trash as a class, living in their caravans craving the newest shitty product to tease their stripper daughter’s hair I think of Katie Price….so these pics make no fucking sense.. But luckily, this is Katie Price and he wholesome shit didn’t last, she’ll never let me down…with these tits….

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Katie Price Classy Like A Hatted Twat at the Ascot Races of the Day

Katie Price’s Big Breasts Still Do The Trick

Katie Price is obviously not as young as she used to be and her days of walking around in tight leather pants with her big fake boobs hanging out are almost behind her, so we have to enjoy it while we still can. It’s a shame that she’s starting to show her age. That’s the great thing about fake breasts, they’re never going to let you down, the woman they’re attached to may completely turn to a saggy leathery mess and those things will be just as perky as the day God Dr Goldblatt made them.

Katie Price Still Has An Awesome Profile

I don’t have Katie Price on the site nearly as much as I used to, mainly because she’s getting pretty old and she refuses to show off those big fake breasts like she used to, but I thought I’d throw her a bone a post a few shots of her launching her new line of slut costumes in London the other day because I’m a nice guy. That and the fact that her big fake breasts are kind of popping out of that dress like we’re going to get six more weeks of winter. Sweet.

Katie Price Has Seen Better Days Which Isn’t Saying Much of the Day

I don’t know what is going on in these pictures. I just know that Katie “Jordan” Price has seen better days and I love documenting undeserving bitches who made stupid money cuz she had stupid fake tits and the majority of the population are retard “Bros” who love stupid fake tits cuz tehy think they have to otherwise their frat house or mechanic partners will call them gay, fall from their little empire they built…. Maybe it is strain from raising a retard baby, maybe it’s bad plastic surgery from being insecure and knowing she has no self worth other than her fleeting looks that were never really anything special, maybe it’s drugs and really who fucking cares, she’s practically a nobody….but here are the pics, looking like a battered ex-stripper in the trailer park, so point and laugh if you’re like me and appreciate good failure like a fine wine every now and then/always. I’d just love to see how weathered her old sock of a vagina looks….let’s hope the desperation gets to that level

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Katie Price’s Breasts Are Fun To Look At

I don’t really know what Katie Price has been up to these days, and I don’t really care, but I haven’t seen her big old boobs in a while so I thought these would be appropriate. Here she is promoting some cheap perfume or something, who cares, she’s dressed in a captain’s hat with her fat boobs hanging out all over the place. Ahoy captain! Erection spotted astern! If you haven’t guessed, astern means behind. Ha! more pictures of Katie Price here

Katie Price Makes A Hot Space Prostitute

If you can figure out what the hell is going on with these Katie Price pictures, I’d like to hear it. Don’t get me wrong, I like a trashy chick dressed as a slutty space prostitute as much as the next guy, but this is a little ridiculous. It’s a good thing that she’s got those massive breasts, they really pull the whole outfit together. I also like her special camel toe blocking chainmail, nobody needs to see that crap.

Katie Price Says Children of Divorced Parents Are Lucky, Peter Andre Disagrees

Katie Price has made many a tasteless remark in the past, but her recent comments about how “lucky” children of divorced parents are – because of all of those extra presents they receive, don’cha know – where not looked favorably upon. Especially not by Peter Andre, who she divorced and has kids with. The reality star and singer told the Mirror (UK): “I have to say I really don’t agree with this. I think that divorce absolutely affects kids no matter what age.” “If it can be avoided, it should be. Obviously for some couples, divorce is the only option and there’s no other way for them. But, ideally, kids shouldn’t have to go through it and if they do, they certainly shouldn’t be classed as ‘lucky.'” Peter Andre and Katie Price have two small children . “There is no amount of material possessions that could possibly make up for the fact that you don’t have both parents around you all the time.” Well … yeah. Definitely. Sounds obvious, right? Not if you’re Katie Price. Perhaps that was just her way of justifying her lack of mothering skills? The father of her first child, Dwight Yorke , has pretty much said she’s a nightmare – a vain and terrible parent who should never raise kids. That or she’s crazy. In any case, she’s all yours now, Alex Reid .

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Katie Price Says Children of Divorced Parents Are Lucky, Peter Andre Disagrees

Ryan Seacrest Pretends He’s Not Gay of the Day

If you are wondering why Ryan Seacrest is so excited in these pictures, it is not because he’s in love, it’s cuz she told him she will strap it on for him tonight so that he doesn’t have to actually play out this lie to a level he is uncomfortable with, that or she just told him that she convinced the male crew of the yacht they are on to wear the little boy shorts and to serve him only when they are aroused and that instead of retiring to their quarters after sunset, they are to retire inside his ass unprotected and he just can’t thank this bitch enough….Her name is Julianne Hough, she probably has the same publicist as Seacrest..and since she’s one of the dancers from Dancing with the Stars and if there is one thing dancers know, it’s how to deal with fags. I don’t know who they are trying to fool… Pics via Bauer

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Katie Price and Her New Face Show Off Her Body of the Day

Katie Price is my favorite mother of a retard now that Kelly Preston’s kid is dead, and I haven’t been seeing enough of her….So when I saw these pics, I instinctively jumped at the shit….but if I actually sit down and think about it, I am amazed at how famous and successful this whore got just for a set of really big fake tits…it is the best 5000 dollars she ever spent. With a little motivation, networking, sex tapes and scandals she got off the stripclub stage and some how into the UK pop culture, because 90 percent of the UK are working class peasants who are into this look, and despite not ever letting herself get fat like most people, she’s managed to keep her figure, but she can’t really say the same for her face, that hasn’t taken to the plastic surgery quite as well as the rest of her… Either way, here’s her tight mom body for old times… Pics via Bauer

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Katie Price and Her New Face Show Off Her Body of the Day