Kristen Stewart attended the Venice Film Festival’s premiere of her movie ‘Equals’ in a sparkly grey dress and wound up barefoot before the night was over.
I don’t hate Lana Del Rey or her music. I think it’s dark, catchy, fabricated, manufactured, even bullshit…but I can still handle it, where as other pop stars are just fucking intolerable…like Katy Perry and Lady Gaga, that shit just rapes my fucking face like I was some back alley prostitute just trying to find money to buy my baby formula… I do hate a lot of her fans, who are these bullshit feminist lies, who are from the internet generation and don’t understand that they are just consumers perpetuating everything they claim to hate, but marketers are just more clever than them… That said, Lana Del Rey has a new song coming out, like she was Dr Dre, she’s also got great enough tits for me to look at – cuz I like tits… The post Lana Del Rey New Signle Tits of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
We're living in the Internet and social media age. As a result, anyone can become famous. Even Kim Kardashian ! And even… a couple of llamas? Or a hot-debated fancy dress? Or a woman who claimed for many years that she's African-American? 2015 has been filled with a new kind of celebrity, the kind who never would have been discussed if not for this whole World Wide Web thing. We rundown some of these surprising new stars below: 1. Katy Perry’s Left Shark Katy Perry put on a fun Super Bowl halftime show. But all anyone wanted to talk about the next day was how one shark appeared not to have remembered the choreography. 2. Rachel Dolezal Rachel Dolezal lied for many years about her race. Turns out, she is NOT Rachel Dolezal. She’s no longer the President of an NAACP chapter in Spokane, either. 3. These Two Llamas When a pair of llamas escaped from captivity in Arizona and sprinted around the street, America was kept glued to its computer screens and its TV screens. 4. THE Dress Oh God, not this again. Is this dress blue or white? The viral debate may never be settled. 5. Toya Graham Toya Graham went viral after she stepped in and pulled her son — who jumping in to the Freddie Gray Baltimore riots in April — away from a crowd before things got violent, telling a local CBS affilate at the time: “Is he the perfect boy? No, he’s not! But he’s mine.” 6. Eclipse the Dog A black lab/mastiff named Eclipse took the Internet by storm in January when we learned he sometimes ride the bus along to the park. You must watch this adorable video for more. View Slideshow
Need a new playlist for your 4th of July cookout? Here are 11 songs titled “Fireworks.” Almost none of them are actually about fireworks. 1. Katy Perry – Firework (Official Video) Katy Perry’s “Firework” first appeared on her album Teenage Dreams. 2. Drake – Fireworks “Fireworks” appeared on Drake’s first album, Thank Me Later. 3. Blue Oyster Cult – Fireworks From the band who brought us “Don’t Fear the Reaper,” the Blue Oyster Cult, also comes “Fireworks.” 4. R. Kelly – Fireworks “Fireworks” appeared on R.Kelly’s 2010 album Epic. 5. Plain White T’s – Fireworks Plain White T’s “Fireworks” was first heard on their album Stop. 6. Ronnie Milsap – Fireworks Representing country, Ronnie Milsap’s Country Again album contained “Fireworks.” View Slideshow
This is going to blow your mind, or at least crack you up, because these 19 sets of celebrity look-alikes we've found are awesome. Some of them look so much alike we can't tell who we're looking at. Others have just enough of a resemblance to make us LOL. All are winners. Scroll through the duos and see! 1. Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel Zooey Deschanel looks more like Katy Perry than she does her own sister. No Bones about it. 2. Amy Adams and Isla Fisher Both of these ladies look gorgeous in green! 3. Ben McKenzie and Russell Crowe Ben McKenzie only needs to look to Russell Crowe to know what he’ll look like in a few years. 4. Stephen Colbert and Bob Saget Stephen Colbert and Bob Saget are two funny guys who also happen to look remarkably alike. 5. Demi Moore and Jennifer Connelly Demi Moore and Jennifer Connelly could play each other in movies about their lives. 6. Ellen DeGeneres and Edie Falco Ellen DeGeneres and Edie Falco have the exact same smile! View Slideshow
It’s only been two months since we first learned that Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris are dating , but already rumors are flying about the Scottish DJ giving in to his ladies’ man tendencies. Just one day before Calvin kissed Taylor at the Billboard Music Awards , essentially taking their relationship public for the first time, he was allegedly spotted hanging out with a mystery brunette at a pool party in Vegas. Radar Online is reporting that Taylor confronted Calvin about his possible cheating, but was unable to get a satisfactory response from her new man. Harris insisted that the woman is just a friend, but witnesses say they spent the entire evening in close contact with each other, then piled into the same SUV at the end of the night. Taylor, of course, has a long history of making bad decisions when it comes to men, but she’s older and wiser now, and we’re guessing she won’t be tolerating much crap from Calvin. She’s also more private these days, so we may not get the traditional Swifty breakup ballad if things don’t work out with Harris. Then again, she did turn her feud with Katy Perry into the awesomeness that is Bad Blood . View Slideshow: Taylor Swift “Bad Blood” Video GIFs
Kelly Brook was a nude model who was passed around the rugby leagues in Europe because of her huge tits, her willingness to show her tits, and rugby players being a different breed of human who like to fuck each other’s women together, because that’s how real men do it… She moved to LA, I had no hope for her, she booked one movie…and it was a joke and I guess she has since sucked the right dick…because she’s on an actual TV show…which blows my mind, or would, if I cared about a nude model from the UK, who was fat but with fat came tits, tits she was willing to show…until pulling off a scam right before turning 40… So now, she’s just teasing with this nude sunbathing pic…but I don’t think it is called teasing when she’s past her prime and we can just google her in her prime…actually naked…labia and everything… The post Kelly Brook’s Nude Sunbathing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A video posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on May 2, 2015 at 2:23pm PDT Selena Gomez is in New York..and what better way to celebrate that…than to direct, star and act in a 15 second movie about her being in New York…rolling around in her hotel bed…looking kind hot and pudgy…. Oh….right…her hard nipples….her nipples are a better way to celebrate her being in New York..for what I assume is the met ball…and not her stupid art fag, girl has no vision as an artist, she’s Selena Gomez…and properly trained dancing monkey thanks to Disney…so let’s just look at her tits… The post Selena Gomez is in New York of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s the highlight reel from the Met Gala….because this is the event people aren’t invited to…unless they are important…and people who aren’t invited to the event…are excited by the dresses people wear…. So Anne Hathaway, J.Lo, Gigi Hadid, Amanda Seyfried and the Mac guy, See Through Beyonce, See Through J.Lo, See Through Kim Kardashian, Katy Perry tits, Rihanna doing some Royal wedding at Caribana, Kendall Jenner in Green Side Tit….who gives a fuck..Miley Alien face…and Selena Gomez Back Fat….and other bullshit happened tonight… The post Met Costume Institute Gala Highlights of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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