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Talkin’ ‘Bout My Generation: The 10 Biggest Television Fails of the Year

When you think of big time television fails of 2009 , your first thought is likely The Jay Leno Show . A year later, Movieline reviews ten more small screen failures — including the most heartbreaking television cancellations and most horrifying cleavage on Sesame Street — as we approach the end of the calendar year. Enjoy, and feel free to contribute your own suggestions ahead.

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Katy Perry Still Fucking Sucks of the Day

I have no idea why I feel compelled to do posts on Katy Perry. I hate everything about her, including how she spells her fucking name, not because I hate the name Katy, some of my best friend’s are named Katy, it’s just when she does it, I’m convinced it is some bullshit, bottom feeding strategy that she’s using to get more attention to herself. From songs about kissing girls when she is a girl to lure in the young girls and turn the world into lesbians, to her fake marriage to her lying fake husband and everything in between, like the fact that she has no talent, that her body is average at best, sloppy and useless, and that her tits have the ability to win over the public in another bottom feeding way, and for some reason here I am posting the shit. The whole thing depresses me as much as when I catch myself singing it in the shower, good thing I don’t shower very often, otherwise I may have to jump the fuck off a bridge to stop the pain. Here she is not showing off her tits cuz she feels secure in her accomplishments and is getting cocky about what we really care about when it comes to her….cunt.

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Katy Perry Still Fucking Sucks of the Day

Jennie Finch’s Gold Medal Winning Body

I doubt that many of you guys will recognize this Jennie Finch chick, some of you ladies might, she’s a retired olympic gold medal winning ladies softball pitcher. Anyone? Anyhow, here she is at some movie premiere the other night wearing her gold medal around her neck so that people will hopefully figure out who she is and let her in. That kinda sucks. That’s like me showing up holding my laptop with mother cutting the crusts off my peanut butter and ham sandwiches behind me so that people know that I’m a celebrity blogger. Lame.

Katy Perry’s Lame Lopsided Cleavage

Here’s Katy Perry at some charity event the other day doing her best to show off some skin. I get it and I appreciate it, but she’s not showing off skin in the area we’d like to see. Who cares about a chicks arms? I would much prefer a woman wear long sleeves if it means that we’ll see more cleavage. Katy’s trying her best to show off some cleavage, but she’s only got the one boob in the equation, that’s like clapping with one hand. What’s the point? Anyhow, she’s still hot so I’ll let it slide this time.

Katy Perry’s Confusing Cleavage

This looks about right, Katy Perry dressed as a complete moron for some Christmas crap the other day. The girl can make herself so unattractive sometimes, it’s pretty amazing. Was a stupid mustache disguise really necessary? I get that she’s supposed to be dressed up as a Toy Soldier and wants to be as authentic as possible, I guess women aren’t allowed to serve in the Toy Armed Forces just yet, but I think the fat hipster boobs are a dead give away.

Katy Perry’s Cleavage Lets Me Down

I really find it annoying now when Katy Perry goes out on the town in something that’s not made out of rubber or latex or spandex and that doesn’t show off her amazing hipster boobs. I guess I’ve just become so accustomed to it that when it doesn’t happen it’s a let down. Here she is at some event the other night is a dress that kinda looks like grandma’s curtains. She still looks alright, but I can barely see the money makers in that thing, let the girls out. What a let down.

DVD: Where Does Inception Rank Among Other Great Cinematic Dream Sequences?

Whether you thought Inception (out this week from Warner Home Video) was a stirring piece of cinematic art, a brainy popcorn movie, or a confusing headache-inducer, there’s no denying that the dream sequences, in and of themselves, were pretty rockin’.

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VIDEO: Guess Which Simpsons Character Performed Oral Sex on Katy Perry

Katy Perry’s Cleavage Is Missing

Katy Perry has worn some pretty sexy, revealing and slutty outfits over the years, and I love her for it, but this is not one of them. Here she is at some KIISFM party the other day in a lacy dress, not lacy like sexy lingerie lacy, but lacy like grandma’s sunday church dress lacy. My penis is not enjoying this crap at all. Sure she’s a hot piece of ass, but Katy Perry without her hipster boobs falling out is like tonic without gin, who the hell wants that?

Katy Perry on The Simpsons: Watch Now!

Katy Perry appeared on The Simpsons last night as a live action version of herself, mocking her recent Sesame Street scandal with her famous chest in full effect. Also, Moe went down on her. Stupid bartenders get all the action. We’d bore you with more details, but we know you’re only here for two things. So click here for The Simpsons quotes and ogle the voluptuous Katy Perry below: Follow the jump for a live-action video of our favorite “Firework” … Beautiful Katy Perry Visits The Simpsons

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