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Katy Perry’s 9 Most Irritating Faces Made in Her New Sesame Street Appearance

Perhaps it’s just the bitter end of a long, crushing day, or possibly the unshakable gloom of my post-Blankenship hangover , but Katy Perry on Sesame Street is just about the last thing my brain is prepared to reckon with this evening. But there it is — rather, there she is, all cleavage and cloy, bubble-gum grill, stalking around in pursuit of Elmo. There’s something curiously bothersome about this, and not necessarily that Perry went tweeting F-bombs just days ago when her fiancé punched out photographers. It’s probably best spoken in screencaps:

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Rihanna vs. Katy Perry: Who’d You Rather?

Filed under: Rihanna , Katy Perry , Who'd You Rather? , Beauty Pop stars Rihanna and Katy Perry posed with the cast of “KA” in Vegas this weekend. Question is …

Katy Perry’s Tits do Sesame Street of the Day

I fucking hate Katy Perry, but she brought her tits to Sesame Street where she chased Elmo around cuz even muppets are scared of her monster-lookin face…. She irritates me on all fucking levels, but I just wish the same laws about exposing penis to kids applied to showing off your tits to the kids of the world….so that her and her sloppy body and annoying face land in jail so she can stop irritating us with her bad music and stupid bullshit act….Her ruining the youth has got to be some kind of crime…. On a sad note, Russell Brand was arrested for defending her honor for beating an immigrant paparazzi who took pictures up her skirt….but that’s not the sad part, the sad part is that she didn’t die in the cross fire….

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Remember When SNL Hosts Were a Glorious Surprise?

The hits just keep on coming for Saturday Night Live . If we’re to believe RadarOnline.com — and forgive me for digging out my trusty grain of salt — Lindsay Lohan is “confirmed” to host SNL on Dec. 4. She joins the already announced Amy Poehler, Bryan Cranston, Jane Lynch, Emma Stone and Jon Hamm as planned hosts for season 36. So far, so good. Except there’s only one problem with knowing this information so far in advance: It ruins the surprise.

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Katy’s High School Target — My Chick’s Hotter

Filed under: Katy Perry Not everybody wants to date Katy Perry — despite what she may think — because the dude who was the target of Katy’s “look at me now” moment at her concert this week tells us … he doesn’t regret a thing. As we first reported, Perry took the stage at… Read more

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Katy Perry Tits at her High School of the Day

Katy Perry did a private event at her High School where I assume she was a total fucking loser and that is probably a reason for her trying so fucking hard. She apparently made a big stink about some dude who didn’t go on a date with her, called him out, asked him what’s up and dedicated a song called “You’re Gay” to him….all pretty obvious and ridiculous and I hate giving this bitch attention….but she just keeps wearing latex and she keeps showing off her tits….and like the man I know who spend his last 400 dollars on a latex suit he passed on from whore to whore to cum on, I like that shit. I just hate Katy Perry…

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Katy Perry Strips … Then Rips Old Classmate

Filed under: Katy Perry Katy Perry burned one of her former classmates during a surprise performance at her old high school yesterday … calling out some dumbass who ignored her during her pre-girl-kissing years. It all went down at Dos Pueblos High School near Santa Barbara,… Read more

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Katy Perry Embarrases Herself Internationally on X-Factor Italy of the Day

This is a video of Katy Perry proving that she can be equally untalented, uninteresting, and capable of awkward and embarrassing performances on an international level….This high school talent show quality show took place in Italy…I wonder where the next stop for the promo tour of shit is going to be….and that I mean where the fuck are the topless titty fucking pics we’ve all been waiting for? Her tits are all she is good for and they aren’t even good enough for the attention and money she’s getting…the world is filled with good tits….on better bodies… I hate this trash.

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Katy Perry Makes Her Sexy Face

I’m somewhat disgusted and more than a little aroused by these pictures of Katy Perry signing autographs the other day. This is not a good angle for her, although it is a pretty good angle for us. I’m confused. She looks like an old lady movie star from the twenties with a pair of nineteen year old boobs. I guess it could be worse, it could be the other way around. more pictures of Katy Perry here

Katy Perry Does Not Make Me Happy

Just a day after I was excited that Katy Perry actually dressed like a real woman , she’s gone and slipped back into her hipster dufus ways. I swear she does this on purpose. Here she is in her retarded ‘Happy’ cut off t-shirt and stupid colored hair extensions completely ruining a nice short skirt and hooker boots combination. So close. Why not throw in some of her patented troubled skin and call it a day? I’m not happy at all.