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5 Inappropriate Moments From the MTV Movie Awards

You can accuse the MTV Movie Awards of being many things, but a legitimate awards show is certainly not one of them. Never mind the categories — congratulations to Amanda Seyfried for winning Best Scared as Sh*t Performance; er, what? — or the fact that MTV felt compelled to nominate Angelina Jolie for the not-yet-released Salt , the two-hour telecast is designed for the express purpose of creating moments . And while nothing on Sunday night topped watching Sacha Baron Cohen teabag Eminen, inappropriateness reigned supreme. Which were the five most egregious examples? Movieline investigates after the jump.

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5 Inappropriate Moments From the MTV Movie Awards

MTV Movie Awards Fashion Face-Off: Katy Perry vs. Lindsay Lohan

While we just broke down the summery selections of Whitney Port and Audrina Patridge at last night’s MTV Movie Awards, here we have a showdown in sparkles. Katy Perry offered a preview of her “California Gurls” music video in a nude, sequined dress, yellow nails and blue hair. Somehow it works because it’s her. Meanwhile, Lindsay Lohan scored an invite somehow, and went retro in a plunging, ombr

Katy Perry Sloppy as Fuck in her Workout Gear of the Day

I think Katy Perry has one leg shorter than the other, or some other inbred shit is going on, because everytime I see her in motion, I think bitch is a fuckin’ retard who somehow escaped the institution because her retardation wasn’t anything too debilitating that she couldn’t get by on her own, she just has to look like a wonky drunken handicapped person when walking, which doesn’t really get in the way, but still looks retarded….but not as retarded as her body…seriously….this girl is build like a garbage bag filled with dog shit…she is disgusting no matter how strong her push up bra squeezes her fat gut into cleavage worth fucking and here she is in workout gear despite the fact that her stomach makes it pretty clear there is no fucking way she does anything in the gym beyond squeezing her sloppy body into the workout gear…she’s a fucking lie and that’s all I have to say about that… Pics via Fame

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Annalynne McCord’s Sister Shows Off Some Tit of the Day

I know these cunt sister’s were a big deal in the high school. I can just tell they thought they were the hot chicks in their small town. So when one of them was eager enough to go to Hollywood and get work on some low level show and her sisters followed…because that just solidified their theory on how fucking amazing they are…so now when they go back to their home town…they can talk to the locals about all the luxurious events their whore asses went to…even though they aren’t even that hot….The whole thing annoys me, but I have faith that these cunts will fade into obscurity and be forced to run back home cuz they’ve already gone too far…and that 90210 shit is bound to be cancelled fucking fast… here is one of the latch on sisters showing off some tit…but she’s not showing off nipple…which just further proves how fuckign useless this twat is… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Katy Perry’s Sloppy Ass in Shorts of the Day

I have been saying that Katy Perry is fucking sloppy. Her big tits stem from overeating. She uses her cleavage like all fat chicks do to distract from her gut. These pictures of her in shorts pretty much prove how disgusting a pig she is. That’s all I have to say about that cuz I fucking hate short fat legs, fat ankles, sloppy fat asses on a bitch…I usually just hope a Japanese whaling boat accidentally spears them. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Katy Perry Hides Her Hipster Cleavage

Here’s hipster dufus Katy Perry out the other night on the red carpet supporting her douchefriend at the premiere of his new movie Get Him To The Greek . She looks alright I guess, a little like a prostitute sent back here from the future to save mankind from boredom with her sweet hipster cleavage . Sadly it didn’t work, now they’re going to have to send another hotter futuristic prostitute to finish the job. Can you tell I just watched a few of the Terminator movies? more pictures of Katy Perry here

Katy Perry Talks Wedding

You wouldn’t think it, but Katy Perry is a romantic at heart. The singer, who is engaged to Russell Brand , can’t stop gushing about her upcoming nuptials.

Katy Perry Can’t Hide Her Hipster Boobs

Here’s hipster dufus Katy Perry out the other day in her retarded hipster t-shirt trying to distract us from her big hipster boobs. We know they’re in there princess, you can’t fool us by trying to make us read the stupid saying on your shirt, you might as well have a pictures of your boobs on that thing because we’re going to look. They would have looked nicer if the poor things weren’t suffocating in that tight sports bra. Don’t be shy, let the girls loose.

The Costume Institute Gala Benefit: A Virtual Party Report [Party Hardly]

We were so busy gawking at Real Housewife Danielle Staub eating dinner with skater Johnny Weir in Chelsea last night that we missed the Costume Institute Gala Benefit . Luckily fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern was there in our stead. More

Katy Perry Shines Bright

We know Katy Perry likes to stand out in a crowd, but the singer made absolutely sure of it at the Met Costume Institute Gala stepping out in this color changing dress.