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Sylvie van der Vaart Busts Out

If you don’t know who Sylvie van der Vaart is, she is the Dutch television personality and model who reminds me of Posh before she had those little oranges strapped on her chest removed. Sure they look nothing alike from the neck up, but I’m one of the few who’s able to tell who a woman is just by looking at her breasts. It’s a talent and Sylvie was Posh’s boobie doppelganger.

I Want The Old Keeley Hazell Back!

I used to post pictures of Keeley Hazell all the time, she used to love to pose half naked with her breasts squeezed together so perfectly, so these shots are very disappointing. Here she is at some party last night looking like an out of work elementary school music teacher. Not cool at all. Even her face is looking a little different to me. I don’t know what the hell is going on, but I don’t like it.

Miley Cyrus Drops A Little Boobage

I don’t really like posting pictures from Marie Claire magazine, it just seems like something I’d see next to my grandmother’s knitting pile, but every now and again the spice things up with some hot shots. Here’s Miley Cyrus dripping a little inside underboob in a sexy tight dress. She kind of looks like a mermaid that just washed up on shore. Some lucky fisherman just got the catch of the day. I’ve also got a video from the shoot. Enjoy.

Jordan Carver Big Breasts Gets Checked Out By Johnny Depp

Here’s Jordan Carver and her massively large breasts getting checked out in a bikini by none other than Johnny Depp. Alright so this isn’t actually Johnny Depp, it’s a look-alike for some movie called Who Killed Johnny which I’m sure is going to instantly be and Oscar front runner, but you get the idea. To be honest, I don’t really give two shiny turds what this is for, I just can’t keep my eyes of that tasty big front meat. Delicious.

Seren Gibson nude

Seren Gibson is one of those babes who looks absolutely amazing with or without clothes and a gorgeous rack to rival babes such as Keeley Hazell with a nice tight ass to boot we think that Seren is a girl that you will be seeing around in the modelling industry for a long time yet. Continue reading

Keeley Hazell in FHM JULY 2012 Outtakes of the Day

Keeley Hazell is in FHM’s July 2012 issue like it was 2006, because that’s when she first hit the topless modeling scene….even though like all good girls she was ready to model topless at 16 because she knew she had rockin’ huge tits and a fit body and that that was her meal ticket…until 2009 when she decided to step back from modeling, because she thought she was more than just tits, only to return to modeling in July 2012, as FHM’s cover girl, cuz those 3 years of pursuing acting was a massive fucking fail…cuz when you got tits like this, it’s all that really matters about you…..it is your only skill set, work it… Here are some of the outtakes to celebrate her big titty return…

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Keeley Hazell in FHM JULY 2012 Outtakes of the Day

Sylvie Van der Vaart’s Hot Bikini Pictures

If you’ve ever been envious of the lives that soccer players live, you’re about to get really upset. Here’s soccer wife Sylvie Van der Vaart hanging out in the pool with her freaky Dutch international footballer husband. Not only is he a millionaire superstar athlete, but he gets to go up for headers with this hot piece any time he wants. It’s just not fair. Does he have his own blog? I don’t think so jack! Where’s my half naked former model who does nothing but spend my money and hang out in a bikini?

Sylvie van der Vaart And The Super Sexy “Girls on Film” Lingerie And Swimwear Show

I don’t know what this is all about, but I’m not one to look at a whole gaggle of hot chicks and turn my head. Here are Sylvie van der Vaart and a bunch of hotties doing their thing on the catwalk the other day. Seriously, I haven’t got a clue what this is for, but it involves a lot more gorgeous women than hanging out in my apartment so I’m all for it. Is this a lingerie show or a bikini show? I knew that was a stupid question the second I asked it. The more boobs the better. Enjoy.

Sophie Reade And Her Impressive Cleavage

OMG! That’s what the kids are saying these days right? They better be because it applies to this Sophie Reade hottie like you wouldn’t believe. I’m going to assume that she’s a British chick doing her part to support the Olympic team or some crap like that. I don’t really care what the situation is, I’m just happy to get a good look at that massive cleavage. She seems smart, like the kind of girl you’d want to help you with your anatomy homework. Jesus yes!

Katrina Bowden Is Red Hot Goodness

I told you yesterday just how hot Katrina Bowden was, you didn’t believe me, so here she is walking the streets in her sexy red 80′s hooker dress. Obviously she’s with some douchebag, who I’m hoping is her extremely gay assistant, I’m not sure if I can handle this being her boyfriend. Hot girls always have a douchebag with them, it’s kind of annoying. Anyhow, the chick is just hot, it’s that simple, and she wears outfits like this when she runs errands. Come on!