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I Need A Handjob! [Video]

I’ve been my racking my brain for weeks trying to figure out what to get my mom for Christmas, and after seeing this video, I think it’s pretty obvious that Mom needs a Handjob. On second thought, this Christmas, I’m giving handjobs to the whole family. It’s the perfect gift that keeps on giving and at $4.95 can you really afford not to give a handjob? Continue reading

David Letterman’s Extortion Threat

Apparently, someone tried to exort David Letterman for $2 million over a series of interoffice relationships? There was a whole grand jury investigation, and Mr. Extorter got arrested, and now Dave would like to explain it to you in a funny way.

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David Letterman’s Extortion Threat

Testing If My Son Is Gay…

This is kind of offensive and definitely old, but you'll still enjoy it. Yahoo Answers: The mistake that keeps on giving. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Quaids Bring the Crazy, but Not the Cash, to Clear Their Name

Randy and Evi Quaid are the gift that keeps on giving.

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Quaids Bring the Crazy, but Not the Cash, to Clear Their Name

Joe Wilson to Barack Obama: You Lie!

U.S. President Barack Obama was giving a speech to Congress Wednesday night about health care. Until Rep.

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Joe Wilson to Barack Obama: You Lie!

Lindsay Lohan Named "Artistic Advisor" for French Fashion Company

Need more proof that the economy is turning around? Lindsay Lohan has found a job! The struggling actress and overall disaster of a human being has been named “artistic advisor” for Paris designer Emanuel Ungaro. Your guess is pretty much as good as ours as to what that actually means.

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Lindsay Lohan Named "Artistic Advisor" for French Fashion Company

Happy Birthday, Dannielynn Hope Marshall Birkhead!

With apologies to Liam McDermott and both of Denise Richards’ daughters, the most exploited celebrity baby alive has a birthday today. Dannielynn Hope Marshall Birkhead turns three years old, an occasion her pimp-like father will likely celebrate by taking her to mom Anna Nicole Smith’s grave and inviting photographers along for the ride. That’s just how he rolls

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Happy Birthday, Dannielynn Hope Marshall Birkhead!

Adam Yauch Has (Treatable) Cancer

Sad news: Adam “MCA” Yauch has a cancerous tumor in his salivary gland.

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Adam Yauch Has (Treatable) Cancer

Raccoon and Beagle Playtime!

Yes, that would be a beagle leaning in for a peck on the snout from his raccoon buddy.

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Raccoon and Beagle Playtime!