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Nas — Half the Man He Used to Be

Filed under: Nas , Kelis , Celebrity Justice Nas just had his child and spousal support obligations sliced in half, but he still has to pay ex-wife Kelis a pretty penny … TMZ has learned. According to legal docs filed in L.A. County Superior Court, Nas must now pay a tad over $5,000 a month in… Read more

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Katy Perry’s Ugly Acne Face Never Has Hard Nipples of the Day

I am convinced that Katy Perry is the fucking devil coming to pollute our lives, at least that’s what her music makes me think…Not to mention that her skin always looks like it’s peeling off. Sure, she passes it off as acne, but I think it’s latex/silicone/make-up to cover her demon face….like some kind of Halloween costume on some 3 am drunk pussy after puking up the night’s festivities for 3 hours…. I am convinced she’s not human, and further proof of that is that her nipple are never hard. Prostetic to make us believe she’s not hear to eat our children. Someone needs to slay this monster and save humanity….or at least get me some topless pics of her and her bad skin…

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Kelis Shitty Bra in a Shitty See Through of the Day

Deperate times call for desperate measures. I’ve spent my day looking for the hottest bullshit I could find on celebrity cunt I hate, but nothing was as good as this morning’s Salma Hayek tits, so I’m scrambling trying to find the goods, and all I could come up with was this disguting Kelis bitch in a fucking see thru and shit looks more lie Jay Z in a granny afro wig than pussy I wanna fuck, but she’s got a bra on, and that’s all it takes for me to decide whether she’s relevant or not…I am that pathetic…no matter how disgusting it is and Kelis is my proof of that….Unfortunately….

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Nas Feels the Pain of Home Ownership

Filed under: Nas , Kelis , Celebrity Justice It’s tough being a rapper trying to eke out a living with an ex-wife, a kid and an out-of-control mortgage … but Nas may have figured out a way to stay afloat. TMZ obtained legal docs in which Nas concedes he owes Kelis a skosh less than $300,000 in… Read more

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Kelis On Ex-Husband Nas: They’re Friendly ‘Sometimes’

Singer also tells PETA, ‘Leave me alone.’ By Mawuse Ziegbe Kelis Photo: Valerie Macon/ Getty Images Kelis has made headlines for her show-stopping style and genre-bending approach to music — but in recent months she’s also made headlines from her divorce from rapper Nas last year. The singer retired her crown as one of hip-hop’s most high-profile wives when she filed for divorce while still pregnant with the couple’s son. Divorces are rarely pleasant, but reports of bickering over child support put an ugly cast on the couple’s split. Kelis recently spoke with Perez Hilton about the situation. “It wasn’t really a bitter divorce,” Kelis told Hilton, but when asked if the two stars were on friendly terms, Kelis replied, “Sometimes.” The singer also denied rumors that the exes had attempted to reconcile. “No,” Kelis responded. “Not reconciled in the sense that we were, like, back together. But we’d been together for like, eight years.” Apparently Kelis has moved on with her love life and revealed that has been dating someone else. “Yeah, I am,” she replied when Hilton pressed her about dating anyone new. “For a little while,” she added, then said with a laugh, “It’s going great.” The singer said her new guy is not a musician, but was coy when asked if he’s also a famous face, saying, “Well, I guess it depends who you’re asking.” Kelis was also candid about her relationship with the animal-rights organization PETA, which has slammed the star for her love of fur. The singer famously refused to back down when PETA implored her to give up fur and she told Perez that she has no plans to trade in mink for hemp. “I’ve always worn fur and I’ve never had an issue with it,” she said. “They’d mentioned a few things to me before, I ignored it. Finally they sent me this like, nasty letter. I was just like, ‘Are you serious? Like, what?’ ” The star remained adamant about her fur stance and told PETA to back off. “Leave me alone, basically,” she said. Related Artists Kelis

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Kelis and Nas Divorce Done Deal…but Nastiness Still Rages

Kelis’ milkshakes are now officially off-limits for Nas. The couple’s nasty divorce has been signed off on by a Los Angeles judge, leaving only a nasty custody battle still…

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Nas & Kelis — Officially Divorced!

Filed under: Nas , Kelis , Dirty Divorces , Celebrity Justice After an eternity of legal war, the marriage between rapper Nas and singer Kelis is officially kaput . TMZ obtained legal docs, filed last Friday in L.A. County Superior Court, which show that the marriage has been terminated — but there are still a few… Read more

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Kelis Kicks the $tuffing Out of Nas

How’s this for some nasty news for Nas: a California judge ordered the “You Owe Me” MC to pony up nearly $300,000 to ex-wife Kelis for failing to live up to the terms of…

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Nas Ordered to Pay Kelis Big Bucks

Filed under: Nas , Kelis , celebrity justice , Dirty Divorces Nas went to court Monday over his divorce with Kelis — and walked out a little lighter in the wallet. According to documents filed in L.A. County Superior Court, Nas had to immediately fork over $47,249.42 in back child support and $40,454 in back… Read more

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Kelis’ Performance Brought All the Boys to the Yard of the Day

I ordered a milkshake the other day cuz I am fat as fuck and when I told the girl to make sure it brings all the boys to the yard and she didn’t crack a smile and instead just gave me a dirty fucking look like that I was a lame old man who bbored her and offended her, so dirty I was pretty sure she wanted me to fucking die. That’s when I realized that maybe that song may have hit a farther back than I thought and maybe it was more of a one-hit wonder than anything memorable that would carry on for generations…or maybe it was just a tired joke she’s heard way too many times working there and that she now can’t help but hate anyone who tries to pull it off like a loser the person must be if they find it funny enough to say… That said, I am not the only one milking the milkshake song, here is Kelis still milking it while slutting it up during a performance I approve of because no matter how ridiculous the bitch may look or be wih her stupid grey femmullet hair and awkard body….she’s still acting like a fucking whore on stage and I love fucking whores….if they don’t charge too much…. Pics via LFI

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