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Teresa Giudice Weighs in on Kelly Bensimon’s ‘Real Housewives of New York City’ Breakdown

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First, Kelly Bensimon told Bethenny that she should accept that her father abandoned her to chase his own dreams. Then, she went off on Bethenny calling her “a cook not a chef,” a media whore, a ho bag, vindictive, cruel, calculating… Well, you get the picture. In the last episode of “The Real Housewives of New York City,” Ramona Singer brought the girls on a cruise to the Virgin Islands for her “non-bachelorette” party. Things went overboard, though, when Kelly Bensimon short-circuited on

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It Sucks to Be Real Housewives of New York City’s Buzzkill Countess and Brainless Kelly

TGIF, right? Well…maybe not if you’re these folks: LuAnn de Lesseps: Not only does the Countless skip Ramona’s bachelorette bonanza, she starts last night’s ep with her…

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It Sucks to Be Real Housewives of New York City’s Buzzkill Countess and Brainless Kelly

Real Housewives of NYC Reality Check: Money Can’t Buy You Class… But it Can Buy You Autotune

Last week on Real Housewives of New York City , Bethenny mourned her estranged father from a Cadillac Escalade en route to hell and LuAnn cruised a jittery fellow named Cort who may or may not be gay. In this week’s episode, whimsically titled “Housewives Overboard,” LuAnn went down to Chinatown with Court (not a euphemism, she actually did venture to Canal Street), Ramona found her soulmate on a Hooters yacht, and for the first time in television history, someone misused the phrase “making lemons out of lemonade.” Those goodies, as well as the truest and fakest moments of the night, after the jump.

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Real Housewives of NYC Reality Check: Money Can’t Buy You Class… But it Can Buy You Autotune

Put It Away! Kelly Bensimon Flaunts Bikini Body

Kelly Bensimon is not shy about her body. Sometimes, she pokes a nipple out for no reason whatsoever. But after viewing photos of the Real Housewife of New York City in Miami over the weekend, we have some advice for her: cover up. Seriously. We’ll send over a blanket if that helps. The reality star is thin, but far from toned. We actually have no idea what’s going on with her stomach in some of these pictures, and don’t exactly get turned on by the sight of ribs jutting out of a woman’s side. Do you? Would you go to bed with Kelly Bensimon?

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Put It Away! Kelly Bensimon Flaunts Bikini Body

Kelly Bensimon is Unfortunately in Her Bikini of the Day

Seeing old ladies in bikinis is really only hot at the Senior Aquarobics class….but that’s just because I always get to see some grey pubic hair peaking out of their bathing suit bottoms since real old ladies embrace their age and don’t try to keep up with the times by getting bikini waxes, spending the day in the gym to have ripped awkward looking bodies so they can dress like they are young and hip, struggling to get noticed with a TV career all because you have a complex that cuz the pussy your ex-husband who’s name you kept was involved with, looks substantially hotter than you…..Real old ladies are authentic and not trash like this bitch…and authentic is always hot, especially when there is grey pubic hair since it excites me and has excited me since my glory days at the old folk’s home where I had some of my hottest sexually encounters cuz with enough lube, the pussy flowed like a waterfall and there was always one ready and willing when I was….cuz old ladies are easy…especially when they have no idea what is happening to them, are taking a nap, or have dementia….and here is Kelly Bensimon in her bikini with her ripped bodies trying to get noticed cuz this is all she has going for her…this is her peak and she’s not ready to let her low level celebrity slide just yet…. Pics via Fame

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NYC Housewives’ Kelly: Who Was Missing From Her Birthday Dinner?

We’re not saying there was any drama behind the no-shows, but there was a gaggle of gals noticeably absent from Kelly Killoren Bensimon’s birthday dinner this week. None of the…

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Real Housewives of New York Reality Check: How to Know Your Psychic’s a Fake

Last week on the Real Housewives of New York City , Ramona’s eyeballs actually jumped out of their sockets Mask -style, and Jill got a contact high off of LuAnn’s condescension. But the tone of last night’s episode, “Stay On Message,” was far more serious. A tabloid leaked Bethenny’s pregnancy and she spent the rest of the episode depressed in bed and full makeup. Bobby schvitzed through a cable-access interview. Kelly wore even shorter shorts than last week. And Sonja empowered viewers by telling them they are never too old for designer knee-high boots. In short, the episode was inspiring and educational. After the jump, Movieline sifts the through Tru Renewal plugs and scam psychics to find the truest and fakest moments.

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Ridiculous Summer Rentals, Real Housewives of New York City Edition [Real Estate]

For a couple hundred thousand dollars, you can live the life of Real Housewives Ramona Singer , Kelly Bensimon , or Jill Zarin in the Hamptons this summer. Just what you’ve been dreaming about, no doubt! More

Real Housewives of New York Reality Check: Jill Zarin vs. the World

Last week on the Housewives of New York City , Bethenny taught a little class called “Selling the Sh*t Out Of An Apology For Socialites.” This week, the SkinnyGirl was chained to a Pepperidge Farm street cart, where she shamelessly plugged the 100 calorie bread, and her toilet, where she shamelessly plugged her surprise pregnancy. Meanwhile, Alex pulled off her Brooklyn fashion show, Kelly worked the runway in an unflattering Big Bird dress, LuAnn toured Central Park in a rickshaw fueled by condescension, and a new housewife named Sonja introduced herself as Martin Scorsese’s neighbor. But the most awe-inspiring moments from last night’s installment came courtesy of Jill Zarin, who demonstrated that she can go from loving wife to petty bitch in the blink of the eye — or in a swooshy Bravo edit. So pour yourself a Ramona-sized glass of pinot grigio and click through for the truest and fakest moments of last night’s episode, “New Girl, Old Money.”

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Real Housewives of New York Reality Check: Jill Zarin vs. the World