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SoCal Val Bikini Twitpics

Now that Kelly Kelly ‘s out of work, I guess I have to look elsewhere for my hot wrestler chick fix. But luckily, there’s SoCal Val to carry on the proud tradition of looking fine in the ring, and Tweeting pictures of herself in bikinis out of it. Judging from the quality of these pics though, I’d say SoCal Val needs a new camera stat. It really is a smart investment for any future professional Twitter model. Because right now, she’s just a top-ranked amateur. Related Links SoCal Val Models Her Stripper Outfits Kelly Kelly’s Hard Bodied Bikini Pictures Kelly Brook Is Pretty Kelly Brook’s Ass Ruined By Mom Jean

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Kelly Brook Scrubbing Floors Like She was Meant To of the Day

The funny thing about big titty celebs, or models, at any fucking level, you know just as long as they are making a living off their tits, is that they have no other marketable skillset, and they are only making the millions every year because of a giant set of tits, and rich men’s love for big tits, you know so that they can pay the bitch to showcase the shit… So if she didn’t have these tits, she’d likely be scrubbing floors, because that’s the only kind of work uneducated girls can get, and that’s not to offend any cleaning ladies out there, it is just to say besides being a hooker, this one’s got limited options…so it’s nice to see her paying tribute to that….or maybe this is just her way of saying she’s 40 and ready to run a household like she’s not gonna get knocked up by a billionaire, even though her last 20 years of work has been to recruit a billionaire suitor….all a bunch of hookers.

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Love Magazine Brings Out Santa’s Sexiest Helpers [VIDEO]

UK fashion rag Love Magazine has done it again: they’ve enlisted a sackful of supermodels to perform sexy XXXmas burlesque numbers for their second annual “video advent calendar!” This year LOVE ‘s little helpers skinclude perennial favorite Kelly Brook , Mick’s model daughter, Georgia Jagger (who fortunately favors her mother Jerry Hall in looks), gap-toothed cutie Jessica Hart , Victoria’s Secret stunner Irina Shayk , and more Santa babes sure to keep your season bright! See videos after the jump!

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Barbie Blank Needs Kelly Kelly Back

I’m always curious to see what hotties are up to on Twitter so today I bring you former WWE Diva Kelly Kelly . As you guys know Kelly Kelly was released by the WWE and because they owned her name and character, now Kelly Kelly is Barbie Blank . It’s terrible name and it has ruined all my Kelly Kelly fantasies. The name Barbie just can’t work its way into them. It’s masturbation nightmare! Luckily, I have a solution. She just needs to add another Kelly to her name so that it is Kelly Kelly Kelly and then problem solved.

LeAnn Rimes Drunk on X-Factor of the Day

I don’t know what people expected from LeAnn Rimes who went from being a country superstar, child prodigy, wholesome country girl….you know the kind of girl Christian folk could appreciate and relate to…to pretty much being nothing by a fucking hooker, who destroys marriages, doesn’t eat, rocking some fake tits and a mangled face….who fell off the map and doesn’t perform live anymore….when they booked her to perform live….but I could have predicted it was gonna be a wreck…cuz she’s a fucking wreck… TO SEE THE VIDEO FOLLOW THIS LINK Even Britney’s not impressed…and Britney’s a fucking wreck too….a wreck judging a wreck…upstaged by new blood who will end up being a wreck…. Here’s an update – LeAnn says the X-Factor Girl’s Shit Performance made her look drunk… LeAnn says she was in no way impaired, and any awkwardness was because “I was trying to help this 13-year-old girl who was having some trouble with the song.” LeAnn believes Carly Rose Sonenclar was very nervous and had difficulty with some of the notes and she was doing her best to help her get through it. LeAnn’s lawyer, Larry Stein, who spoke with LeAnn a few minutes ago, tells TMZ “LeAnn was not performing the way she would normally perform, because she was on stage with a young girl.” TO SEE THE VIDEO FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kelly Brook’s 2013 Calendar Video of the Day

In some bottom feeding from all angles, big titty model Kelly Brook has dropped a calendar…. I POSTED THE PICS BACK IN SEPTEMBER , I didn’t care then and I don’t care now…but I figure you probably do, because she’s got tits….and you love the idea of seeing a pic of them for a month, every month, in some dated, pre-internet technology called Calendar….personally, I prefer using google, and seeing her topless, or naked, in the even I really need or want to….any day of the fucking year, 24 hours a day…proving yet again that Calendar’s are just fucking stupid….but here’s the video anyway….

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Kelly Brook’s Sexy 2013 Calendar Video

This behind-the-scenes video of Kelly Brook shooting her 2013 calendar is so awesome, it almost had me going out to buy my first calendar in years. Luckily though, I came to my senses and realized that rather than looking at one picture of Kelly every day for a month, I’d much rather just rewatch this video every day for 12 months. Starting now. Related Links Kelly Brook’s See Through Dress Isn’t See Through Kelly Brook Busts Out The Goods Kelly Brook Is Now A Sexy Showgirl Kelly Brook’s Ass Ruined By Mom Jean

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Kate Moss Modeling Legs for Stuart Weitzman of the Day

I am not posting these ad campaign pics of Kate Moss for Stuart Weitzman cuz I am sure everyone reading this site is buying Stuart Weitzman shoes this holiday season, you tranny motherfuckers…or fashionista chicks…. I am not posting these because you’re a bunch of fucking creepy perverts, and high heel shoes and really anything feet related is something you like to masturbate to… I am posting them because I have a crush on Kate Moss, her old lady legs, and her well traveled rockstar fucking, deadbeat mom, cocaine huffing vagina….so I like to keep track on what she’s getting overpaid for.

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Kelly Brook Modeling Bikinis for Galore Magazine of the Day

Kelly Brook’s fat tits modeled bathing suits for an unknown magazine and I stole the pics…because insignificant wannabe celebrity from shitty movies chicks pushing 40 ….with significant tits…modeling for insignificant magazines….wearing boring uneventful bathing suits…when she should be modeling spread vaginaed if she really wants an impact…. like she has in the past spreading abortion on herself …. It is a fetish of mine…a very very very specific fetish

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Mike Tyson is Amazing of the Day

I love listening to Mike Tyson in interviews…talking all kinds of insanities…that are likely truths…because dude’s at the stage of bi-polar disorder, with a criminal record, where he doesn’t really have much to lie about or hide… He’s not an actor, he knows he called his bitch a pig and that he beat her up…I mean he’s the Heavyweight Champion of the fucking world..what did she fucking expect…. So hearing about how he was fucking his wife during their divorce cuz she thought he was a bad bad man…only to catch Brad Pitt fucking her….leads to nothing but good times..

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