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Kelly Brook and Abigail Clancy Compare Cleavage of the Day

Posted on September 19, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kelly Brook is the worst…I have a love hate relationship with her, which in and of itself is fucking weird since I have never met her and will never met her, and really I am just having a relationship with pictures on a screen, which is probably not the weirdest thing I have had a relationship with, but it is up there… The reason I hate her is cuz I know her game…posing in pics with other whores..the model who fucks her way to the right place and is totally irritating about it…playing the game, hustling and making money, even though she doesn’t matter…making me angry everytime I see her smile and get attention…..but then she lures me back in with her tits…cuz her tits…are some kind of wonderful…. Here she is modeling her clothes looking pretty fucking boring and hididng her tits pretty fucking unstrategically…. http://forum.drunkenstepfather.com/showthread.php?t=53654

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Kelly Brook in Some Weird Postcard Art Campaign of the Day

Posted on September 10, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s some proof that Kelly Brook will take any fucking job she can get…..I have this theory about her realizing she’s hitting 35 and that big titties aren’t gonna be enough to save her….so now is the final push before retiring to a swimwear or lingerie line like all other glamor models….cuz she’s been popping up all over…..but this postcard art campaign….has got to be the fucking weirdest of her willing to take any fucking job she can get….unless I read the documentation wrong and this is just some creepy fan sign shit you see around the internet…cuz fans are fucking obsessed…especially the socially awkward virign fans…and they do some weirdness like carving life-like busts of the bitch out of their solidified semen….true story…I’ve seen in before….. Either way, any excuse to show titty is an excuse I endorse.

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Kelly Brook’s 2013 Sexy Calendar

Posted on September 10, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m going to look forward to every month next year, after I buy this 2013 Kelly Brook calendar. Just joking. I don’t know who buys calendars anymore besides auto mechanics and lazy last minute Christmas shoppers, but if I did, this would be at the top of my list. Enjoy.

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Kelly Brook’s 2012 Calendar of the Day

Posted on September 7, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kelly Brook has really fucking put her 32 year old huge fucking tits to work the last few months….I can only assume it is because she knows she only has a few more months, maybe a year left in her and she’s gotta bank as much as she can, cuz you know that she looks at herself in the mirror and sees nipples aiming more towards the ground, wrinkles violating her face, and goes to sleep hearing screams of her uterus saying feed me…something she did a few months ago, before deciding it was best for the family to squash that move, and instead make money….and little fetus who may or may not be in a jar on her bedside table, as a beacon of what she sacrificed and a tool to inspire her to go that extra mile in her push to be the best big tits she can….and for that I commend her…cuz I hate babies, hate ruined mom bodies, love huge titties, on a body that’s making money getting half naked….Kelly Brook is an inspiration to us all and here’s her 2013 calendar she shot for the 1% of the population who still use calendars….all in their fucking late 70s…as the rest of us rock our smart phones…

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Jennette McCurdy Chubby Trashy Titties in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on September 4, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jennette McCurdy is a seriously white trash name…and based on her body…it is safe to say that she is on a seriously white trash diet…deep fried everything Paw…it is the only thing that brings me joy and distracts me from my memories of getting raped by you in the back of the trailer every saturday night after bowling and too much moonshine….you know that inbred hustle that ends with names like Jennette….. She’s apparently and actor who was in Malcolm in the Middle, has a country pop career that will end like she was LeAnn Rimes, but milk it while you can, before the Christians figure out you’re full of fucking shit…slut….the chubby ones always are…. I DON’T HAVE THE RIGHT TO POST THESE BIKINI PICS SO TO SEE THEM: FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kelly Brook’s Amazing Outtakes for NUTS Magazine of the Day

Posted on September 4, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kelly Brook is amazing as long as there is photoshop nearby….you see cuz she’s old as fuck and in order to rock tits like this….a bitch has got to have a square, large ass to go with it, but the second she’s half naked in photoshoots, she’s got the face and titties, that make it all ok, and we don’t even need to worry about the hours spent shaping her into whatever is going on here, cuz we like unrealistic expectations for our masturbation materials…and we like believing that there are super human pussy out there that probably don’t look anything like this, but at least they do a good job pretending….cuz she looks fucking awesome in these pics….

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Kelly Brook’s Super Sexy Nuts Magazine Outtakes

Posted on September 4, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is my third post on Kelly Brook ’s first ever Nuts Magazine photoshoot. Here are the outtakes and they could possibly be the hottest spread of the year. Who knew Kelly could ever do trashy but she’s a pro. Nuts should have her on the cover of every issue. *Check out a very sexy Kelly Brook video here

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Kelly Brook topless riding cock

Posted on September 3, 2012 by Benny Hollywood

Kelly Brook is one of those pretty chicks that you always wanted to bang but were too polite and here she is riding her lover in this video clip from the movie Three topless too Continue reading →

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Kelly Kelly’s Sun Tanning Booty

Posted on August 31, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I couldn’t help but finish off the day with these sexy shots of wrestling diva Kelly Kelly suntanning her amazing little booty. I don’t know if it’s the angle or the bathing suit or what, but I think this top shot is going to be this year’s Christmas card. I love it, and my whole family is going to love it. I’ve also got a few more shots of the chick showing off her abs, her amazing bikini body and hamming it up with some friends. I want to take a bite out of that thing. Call me.

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Jesus Christ! Kelly Brook Is Out Of This World!

Posted on August 31, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m absolutely amazed by these pictures of busty British hottie Kelly Brook , I mean I knew she had a great rack on her, but this is insane. Here she is stepping out on the town last night in her sweet sweet cleavage busting dress. She’s packed into that thing like a really sexy sausage. I think I’ve fallen in love with her all over again. Big hair, big smile, big breasts…. What more do you need? Enjoy.

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