Tag Archives: Kelly Brook

Victoria Justice Is A Sweet Little Package

I’m really loving this Victoria Justice hottie, especially now that she’s over eighteen. Here she is at some award show or something looking just amazing. A sexy, skinny chick wearing a short little dress, it doesn’t get any better than that. I wonder if she’s looking for an older blogger with frail wrists that she’d like to date for a little while. Don’t worry I’ll be sure to post pictures of her every single day. I’ll have to move somewhere with a beach for some sweet bikini pictures. Call me.

Hollywood Tuna’s Bikini Showdown – Kate Upton vs. Jennifer Aniston (Quarter-finals)

This is probably going to be a very interesting showdown. Jennifer Aniston vs. Kate Upton. Can the cougar beat the cub? Make sure to vote by commenting your choice below . Quarter-finals Round 3 Contestants Kate Upton Jennifer Aniston Round 2 Winner (Quarter-finals) Stacy Keibler defeats Karissa Shannon Round 1 Winner (Quarter-finals) Kelly Brook defeats Ashley Tisdale View past Bikini Showdowns

Hollywood Tuna’s Bikini Showdown – Ashley Tisdale vs. Kelly Brook (Quarter-finals)

We have made it to the quarter-finals. We have 8 great competitors and soon we will have the Bikini Showdown Champion! Today, we have Ashley Tisdale vs. Kelly Brook. Can Ashley’s tight young body take on the very curvy and chesty Kelly Brook? Make sure to vote by commenting your choice below . Quarter-finals Round 1 Contestants Ashley Tisdale Kelly Brook Round 8 Winner (Top 16) Sara Jean Underwood defeats Elisha Cuthbert View past Bikini Showdowns

Hollywood Tuna’s Bikini Showdown – Sara Jean Underwood vs. Elisha Cuthbert (Top 16)

Yesterday, was by far the closest match-up to date but Jennifer Aniston managed to beat Kate Beckinsale by a tit. Anyway today we have the last showdown and then we get into some serious competition. Elisha Cuthbert vs. Sara Jean Underwood. I think Sara may be the “Tuna” girl of the moment but the “Girl Next Door” might be able to take her. Make sure to vote by commenting your choice below . Top 16 Round 8 Contestants Sara Jean Underwood Elisha Cuthbert Round 7 Winner (Top 16) Jennifer Aniston defeats Kate Beckinsale Round 6 Winner (Top 16) Ashley Tisdale defeats Julianne Hough Round 5 Winner (Top 16) Carmen Electra defeats Fergie Round 4 Winner (Top 16) Kate Upton defeats Sophie Monk Round 3 Winner (Top 16) Karissa Shannon defeats Heidi Montag Round 2 Winner (Top 16) Stacy Keibler defeats Selena Gomez Round 1 Winner (Top 16) Kelly Brook defeats Rachel Bilson View past Bikini Showdowns

Katy Perry Is Pink

There is only one Pink and Katy Perry is not nearly as talented. And judging by these photos, not as pretty. Gulp! Katy quick show your boobs.

Hollywood Tuna’s Bikini Showdown – Rachel Bilson vs. Kelly Brook (Top 16)

OK, we have reached the Final 16. Now remember fellas, this is a bikini showdown. Not a popularity contest. So make sure to vote with your wang and not your heart. Some of these will be odd pairings and a few of you will get upset calling them mismatches. But remember this is the most important competition on the web and whoever wins, will probably be the next love interest in some superhero blockbuster movie. And will most likely not thank us for making it happen. Today, we have long shot cutie Rachel Bilson vs. curvy Brit Kelly Brook. Yes an odd pairing but because we’re still so early in the competition we have to say good bye to the pretenders. So make sure to vote by commenting your choice below . Top 16 Round 1 Contestants Rachel Bilson Kelly Brook Round 16 Winner Sara Jean Underwood defeats Hilary Duff View past Bikini Showdowns

Hollywood Tuna’s Bikini Showdown – Carmen Electra vs. Geri Halliwell

Here’s another cougar showdown: Carmen Electra vs. Geri Halliwell. Both have very impressive bodies. Both are into getting naked. Both have very little talent. But, which one tickles your fancy? Make sure to vote by commenting your choice below . Round 12 Contestants Geri Halliwell Carmen Electra Round 11 Winner Elisha Cuthbert defeats Maria Menounos Round 10 Winner Jennifer Aniston defeats Cameron Diaz Round 9 Winner Fergie defeats Holly Madison Round 8 Winner Stacy Keibler defeats Anna Kournikova Round 7 Winner Kelly Brook defeats Kim Kardashian Round 6 Winner Rachel Bilson defeats Annalynne McCord Round 5 Winner Selena Gomez defeats Miley Cyrus Round 4 Winner Heidi Montag defeats Aubrey O’day Round 3 Winner Kate Upton defeats Megan Fox Round 2 Winner Julianne Hough defeats Lindsay Lohan Round 1 Winner Karissa Shannon defeats Audrina Patridge

Hollywood Tuna’s Bikini Showdown – Anna Kournikova vs. Stacy Keibler

I love both these women equally. You guys decide! Now make sure to vote by commenting your choice below . Round 8 Contestants Anna Kournikova Stacy Keibler Round 7 Winner Kelly Brook defeats Kim Kardashian Round 6 Winner Rachel Bilson defeats Annalynne McCord Round 5 Winner Selena Gomez defeats Miley Cyrus Round 4 Winner Heidi Montag defeats Aubrey O’day Round 3 Winner Kate Upton defeats Megan Fox Round 2 Winner Julianne Hough defeats Lindsay Lohan Round 1 Winner Karissa Shannon defeats Audrina Patridge

Kelly Brook Drops Some Awesome Cleavage

Earlier today I talked about Kelly Brook’s booty needing a little work… I may have spoken too soon. Here she is hanging out in her one-piece swimsuit while on vacation in Europe somewhere. I guess her bikini bottoms were just saggy, because that booty looks pretty damn good to me. But honestly, who the hell can focus on her booty when she’s dropping some massive swimsuit cleavage. Amazing. I wish she’d jump up and down for us.

Shauna Sand Leathery Bikini Pictures

As leathery and weird looking as Shauna Sand is, I’d still do rotten things to her in the bedroom. I know that’s kind of gross, but this isn’t exactly the type of woman you “make love” to is it? Anyone who takes pictures of themselves in a leopard print bathing suit on their knees in the ocean, isn’t the kind of woman you wine and dine and bring home to meet mom. Keep a lot of singles in your wallet.