This is the first I’m hearing of Sammi Sanchez and Sonia Ben Ammar , and it may be the last we hear of them for at least another year or two. Because according to my research, they’re both still under 18, which makes them big trouble. So unless you’re currently fantasizing about which colleges these two are going to apply to and what they might major in, I’d move it along, just to be safe. » view all 13 photos Continue reading →
It’s that time of year again: where we all agree to pretend people still buy calendars, for an excuse to drool over more pictures of Kelly Brook looking impossibly hot. So here’s Kelly’s 2016 calendar, and I honestly don’t know how anyone’s expected to last a full month looking at these pictures. I can barely make it 45 seconds. » view all 13 photos Continue reading →
For the vast majority of us, Instagram is a confusing and strange photo sharing app that doesn’t allow nudity. What you may not know, however, is that there are lots of beautiful women pushing that non-nude envelope on the site! Here are five Instagram accounts we think you should be following! Hit the jump for more pics and info…
Shay Mitchell is Canadas own pile of beaver shit…that was shipped off to the USA…where it got cast for a seriously hugely successful show that she’s been trying to break free from so that she isn’t type cast, even if she is typecaast…by diversifying her efforts in releasing teen drama type serialized books…and walking around with hard nipples…because people like hard nipples right… It’s a whole “I am not going back to Canada you motherfuckers…I will be LA and Hollywood long after this hit show gets cancelled, which I assume is show…because she’s scrambling… All this to say..who cares…but here’s some of her recent whoring… TO SEE SHAY MITCHELL in Paparazzi Pics – CLICK HERE The post Shay Mitchell Nipple for Canada on Snapchat of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kelly Brook’s a titty model, glamour model, aspiring actress, from the UK, who is actually in her early 40s and not a titty model, or Glamour model at all anymore, but rather more of a chubby chick, with big tits, and an old, tired face, who sometimes starves herself when she has a job lined up, but for the most part, just matches her tits… She was actually pregnant 4-5 years ago, but had a well planned miscarriage, because I guess her ego told her to leave the UK and hit LA to be famous…and by famous I mean in staged photoshoots, or at red carpet events, because she is known, that include but aren’t limited to armpit fat cleavage and panty flashes… I’m not a Kelly Brooke fan, and I’m not a Kelly Brook hater, she’s sort of just there…and here she is..just there….look at those arms…Jesus… The post Kelly Brook is Back to Fat Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a preview of Kelly Brook ‘s official 2016 Calendar, and don’t get me wrong, these pictures are hot enough to get me from zero to pants fire in 5 seconds flat, but I still don’t understand who buys this stuff. I mean, I’m sorry, but there’s no way I could make it an entire month looking at just one of these pictures. Hell, I can barely last 45 seconds looking at all of them. Enjoy. Continue reading →
Celebrity culture is dead. The Emmys are 67, which is retirement age….ridden with diabetes, high blood pressure and impending stroke, and/or breast cancer….and that makes me pretty happy…because celebs and useless, nonsense, irrelevant awards for people who make tens of thousands of dollars a day, making millions of dollars a year, polluting our minds with garbage content that doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things…. Sure, some people binge watch TV, between taking selfies, watching porn, and having porn-like size, and I believe that anyone with a brain under 40 didn’t care that these happened, myself included, I only found out they were happening the day they were happening…I had no idea… I also don’t watch TV, but if I did, the last thing I would watch….is any award show…that further strokes the ego of this insular, average at best, lazy industry…. I’ve never watched award shows – or been into award shows…the good stuff never gets nominated…it’s too obscure…so they go against my everything and the good news, is that the young I fuck don’t care about that nonsense – and it’s a good sign, even though I have a celebrity hate blog…which is also something 20 year olds find compelling at that works for me…because older girls are disgusting and don’t understand why I’m like a teen girl in what I do all day…it’s a format…you know.. All this to say, fuck the Emmmy, while I fuck 20 year olds who are too self involved to notice the Emmys, but not too self involved to try to fist their friend they are experimenting with while I watch… I guess, what I am saying is when a bunch of idiots got overpaid to do a silly, average at best, variety show act…in an era where we have options to not watch the propaganda….-for people to watch other bitches awarded for shit and not them is against the “me”generation mentality. So instead, I sexted so hard my hand cramped up…..be jealous… Here are some of the sluts from the event, none of whom matter, none that were that hot or interesting…but I figure if all these money and hype went into the shit, might as well look at what matters, the tits, legs and bullshit around these idiots getting dolled up to perpetuate their lies… I don’t even know half of these idiots…So out of the loop… TO SEE EVERYTHING EMMYS CLICK HERE Heidi Klum in Yellow…. Nancy O’Dell Celebrating her 67th Birthday….along with Padma Lakshmi GUNT…. Emma Roberts is a Babe… Lady Gaga Fart Stance…Cuz She’s Pre-Shit Some Chick Named Dascha Polanco and her THIGHS Sofia Vergara the Whore…Fooling all you fools… Sophie Turner…. Christina Hendricks Tank…. TO SEE EVERYTHING EMMYS CLICK HERE Giuliana Rancic Weak Chin – Mr Burns Stance…How is She On TV Token Scientologist – Donna from that 70s Show Aubrey Plaza….because people like her… Claire Danes and her So Called Face… Morena Baccarin…Tits. Cat Deeley – Pregnant… Zoe Kazan…Weak Chin… TO SEE EVERYTHING EMMYS CLICK HERE Jamie Lee Curtis was born with a Dick… Sarah Hyland looks like a Creepy Never Aging Doll…. I don’t know who Witney Carson is but I want to pay her 10 dollars a song… Abigail Spencer is not Abigail Breslin… Abigail Breslin is Little Miss Sunshine..Who is big… Halston Sage is the future…. Some January Jones….in September…How is that even Possible… Natasha Lyonne…No Longer a Wreck…BOOOOO! Stephanie Tanner was a Better Meth Addict…Jodi Sweetin not Sweetin Enough… Julianne Hough…fucks her brother… Jesus that was so fucking uneventfull…..awful….boring and not porning…if any of this turns you on, you’re fucked…let’s make it worse…with Amy Schumer Terrifying Bloated Face TO SEE EVERYTHING EMMYS CLICK HERE The post The 67th Emmys Happened of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I always feel awkward watching old ladies Glamour model….but not that awkward because I am a pervert and like wondering how all their battle wounds happen… Sure, I prefer when the old ladies Glamour modeling are suburban wives, with kids, trying to add excitement to their marriages…and not some delusional titty model from the UK who still thinks she’s got it going on, despite being old, washed up and hardly interesting, all because she has big tits and a loyal fan base who like big tits..that gave her confidence to move to America…back when she was smart enough to have that “miscarriage” when she was at a turning point in her middle aged Glamour model career, where she could have settled down to be a mom, but that’s just a miserable existence…so instead, she’s still going at it….releasing calendars, which says a lot about her career, because if your fans still buy calendars…you’re pretty fucking old… Here are some of the pics, because I guess she’s releasing them in instalments…to maximize people talking about her tits…no one actually cares about.. The post Kelly Brook in a 2016 Calendar at 40 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I always feel awkward watching old ladies Glamour model….but not that awkward because I am a pervert and like wondering how all their battle wounds happen… Sure, I prefer when the old ladies Glamour modeling are suburban wives, with kids, trying to add excitement to their marriages…and not some delusional titty model from the UK who still thinks she’s got it going on, despite being old, washed up and hardly interesting, all because she has big tits and a loyal fan base who like big tits..that gave her confidence to move to America…back when she was smart enough to have that “miscarriage” when she was at a turning point in her middle aged Glamour model career, where she could have settled down to be a mom, but that’s just a miserable existence…so instead, she’s still going at it….releasing calendars, which says a lot about her career, because if your fans still buy calendars…you’re pretty fucking old… Here are some of the pics, because I guess she’s releasing them in instalments…to maximize people talking about her tits…no one actually cares about.. The post Kelly Brook in a 2016 Calendar at 40 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kelly Brook is the worst… I have a love hate relationship with her, which in and of itself is fucking weird since I have never met her and will never met her, and really I am just having a relationship with pictures on a screen, which is probably not the weirdest thing I have had a relationship with, but it is up there… She’s got these massive tits, that sometimes come with a massive everything else because she’s pushing 40 and like most girls with big tits she gets fat easily…but right now…she’s not at her fattest, I guess since she miracuously got a TV show… So that love/hate relationship with her is that I love big tits, they are fun. I love desperation that makes a girl pull out her tits in photos to become a titty model…and I love when it works to a certain level…because it encourages other girls to show their tits…but I hate that when they make it, they forget they are a titty model, they forget their whore roots, and think they are actual talent…I also hate the hate mail I got for making fun of her miscarriage and referring to these pics as her doing a sacrifice for fame… But I love the big tits…that I guess she still realizes are a big part of her appeal…because I mean…look at that instagram pic…that’s a fucking tit. The post Kelly Brook’s Massive Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Breaking Sports Video
