Posted onNovember 23, 2010by|Comments Off on Did Funny or Die Steal a Sketch from Saturday Night Live?
On Saturday night, SNL aired a Nasim Pedrad starring sketch called “Camel Tame,” a parody commercial on a more effective way to hide unsightly camel toe. Well, touché, SNL , because here comes Funny or Die’s “Cameltoe Shows,” starring Kelly Brook, which takes the SNL idea and stands it on its head. Instead of hiding cameltoe, the Funny or Die version celebrates it — makes it more sightly. But wait, aren’t these pretty much the same sketches? Did one outlet get the idea from the other?
I can’t be certain but I think that Kelly Brook’s t-shirt is a little see through, I can’t see any of the good parts which is really annoying, but it’s a start. Besides, the girl’s a hottie she can wear whatever she wants when she travels, if it happens to be a nice pair of short shorts in first class even better. I’ve never flown first class, I always get stuck next to a farty fat guy, but I always imagined first class was filled with hot chicks in little outfits and now I know it’s a hundred percent true.
Here are a few amazing shots of hottie Kelly Brook showing us exactly why her killer body has taken the American celebrity blogs by storm. The woman is just awesome. I don’t know where she is, but her voluptuous breast look like they’re a little chilly. My man hands are pretty warm from… errrr… typing, so I can definitely help her warm them up. Call me.
Hottie Kelly Brook is in Paris promoting her crappy 3D eating fish movie, that’s not the good part, the good part is that she brought along her sweet sweet cleavage . Ooh la la c’est tres jolie. I wish those things were in 3D. Actually I guess they are in the movie, but I don’t want to have to sit through an hour and a half of garbage to see them. Or do I? Man, I hate making tough decisions like this sober.
I almost saw this movies this weekend. Not because I am into shitty movies, but because my friend is into naked pussy in shitty movies. I am just glad I didn’t. I know, Kelly Brook is a seasoned topless model, who we shouldn’t get excited about seeing topless, especially not now that she’s got a new publicist, who somehow managed to make the world care about something she’s been doing a decade…. While Riley Steele, the girl she is dancing underwater like a faggot with, is a seasoned young pornstar, who actually gets fucked by black dudes on camera, all because she went to the AVN awards, met Jesse Jane, decided to follow her lead and got recruited to her company, only to take her hot little body, alter it with shitty fake tits, and slowly morph into her den mother, who I guess is one of the biggest pornstars, so in her perspective it can’t be a bad thing, even if shit looks fake as fuck… I guess I am posting this, partially because Riley Steele is a big fan of mine, but also because it is the first time these low level celebrities, who are both worth fucking in their own right, but who just aren’t that high profile, are in actual movie theaters on the screen naked, instead of the back row naked, cuz that’s what whores do…and not only are they in the shitty fucking movie, but they are also in 3D….and the whole thing is just far too exciting for me to grasp…. This underwater interpretive nude dancing is fucking hysterical……serious fucking joke….you gotta watch this…
As most of you already know, the Emmy’s were last night and someone had the presence of mind to invite Christina Hendricks’ big old boobies. I don’t know who’s in charge over there, but there should be an award for these thing. She’s not exactly the hottest woman or the most physically fit, but damn those things are awesome. I want to grab on to them and never let go. I didn’t watch the show, but all the winners must have been thanking these things in their speech. I know I would. more pictures of Christina Hendricks here
I’m happy to announce that Kelly Brook’s temporary lapse in fashion sense, when she wore those disgusting mom jeans, is apparently over. Here she is back to her incredibly hot self at some event the other day. If her goal in life was to force me to fall in love with her, I think it’s working. I can’t stop thinking about her and her amazing little cleavage. I want to marry it and make babies with it. Obviously she’s welcome to join in.
Kelly Brook was doing so well over the last few weeks looking better and better every time we saw her, but it looks like she’s slipped up a little. Here she is in a nasty pair of mom jeans out and about over the weekend. They don’t actually look like they’re supposed to be mom jeans, she’s just hiked them so high up her crotch that that’s what they’ve become. I used to have a babysitter in the eighties that dressed like this. Hot.
If you read the site, you will know that after seeing Ashley Tisdale smiling at last year’s teen choice awards, for winning best female performer, or something equally paid off for and stupid sounding, I felt a need to prove the world that she’s not the best at anything, and put her in her ugly girl place, cuz there’s one thing I hate in the world, and that’s ugly chicks who think they are hot… So we’ve established in our “Ugly Watch” that she’s got a busted up face, despite the plastic surgery, she looks seriously inbred….I know we’ve succeeded cuz she’s covering the fuck up now, so no one can be tainted by her disgustingness and so everyone can focus on her body, something she works really hard to maintain, but despite all her efforts leaves her with a boring looking ass… I won’t be happy til Tisdale is too scared to leave her house. So the ugly watch continues….
My big regret with this bitch is that 5 or 6 years ago, when I started the site, I didn’t reach out to her and book her for a photoshoot back when she was affordable and desperate. A photoshoot that would have lead to marriage, kids and the possible good life she’s getting now, because there was a time when this bitch wasn’t all over the media, but instead was getting fucked by celebrity cock on the downlow and 500 dollars would have got her tits in my face for the site. Unfortunately, I don’t spot talent very well, cuz I never predicted this happening. Especially not now in her old age, I was convinced she was just going to fade off like all the other attractive, busty, UK trash in cheap lingerie, but instead she pulled the right moves, got the right management, and now people talk about her every fucking day like she matters…which she doesn’t…but I guess her tits kinda do…cuz they are big…and being oppressed in this outfit like a black man in the 1950s…ok, enough of this nonsense…let’s focus on the real issues like why she is wearing the same shirt as Ashley Tisdale (scroll down)…how embarrassing.
