Kelly Brook is pushing 40, which would probably explain why she’s still doing Calendars like it is the 90s….we have Cell phones, there are APPS, wtf is a Calendar….. Maybe it says more about how she generates revenue…you know peddling her titties as low level as possible – but it worked because dudes are obviously into big natural tits, especially in the UK, especially when old enough to still buy fucking Calendars… I mean…cheesy Glamour pics that are mall level of concept is nothing exciting…but then again either is Kelly Brook…she’s old…big tits or not….but I guess I encourage this activity from every girl…I appreciate her spirit…effort…and I guess even her tits…even if I am more into VAGINA or even her nude selfies used to generate a little bit of buzz around her…
The 2015 Kelly Brook Calendar has arrived and here are a few scans of her perfection. I’m not sure if dudes actually order these things online since I’ve never bought a calendar in my life and I know they are targeting my demographic; dudes who live in their mom’s basement, single and broke! To me it’s a big waste of paper and besides I’d get bored of looking at the same Kelly Brook picture on my wall for a full month. Nonetheless, if she wants to send me a copy for free, I’ll hang it up on my wall or better yet put it next to my pillow when I go to sleep. » view all 13 photos
OMG, I take back anything negative I’ve ever said about Kelly Brook ‘s weight gain because here she is in a little dress and as you can see her fat boobs look like they are about to pop right through her outfit. Simply amazing! Photos: Fameflynet
OMG, I take back anything negative I’ve ever said about Kelly Brook ‘s weight gain because here she is in a little dress and as you can see her fat boobs look like they are about to pop right through her outfit. Simply amazing! Photos: Fameflynet
Hmm, I don’t know if it’s just me, but between her giant booty in these pictures and her even more massive than usual funbags, it looks like Kelly Brook ‘s put on a little weight since the last time I saw her. Now don’t get me wrong, those are the two best areas for any celebrity to put on a couple pounds, but just to make sure this doesn’t get out of control, I think we should get Kelly on the Tuna Diet. A few 30-second sessions with yours truly a couple times a week ought to do it, I think. Well, for me at least. Call me! » view all 14 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
Sorry, Meghan Trainor. But women in Great Britain are all about the “bass” of a different female celebrity. According to research conducted by Dr. Fuat Yuksel for some reason, 45 percent of all British women seeking to enhance their rear end are requesting what has come to be referred to as “The Kim.” And, no, this doesn’t mean Ray J will be setting up a camera to film the proceedings. “Kim has been popular among women seeking bottom augmentation or ‘Brazilian butt lifts’ as they are more commonly known, for a few years,” Yuksel tells Life & Style, explaining: “But in the last 12 months, we’ve had a massive rise in the numbers asking for a Kim Kardashian bum.” And what, exactly, does a procedure entail that enables one to possess Kim Kardashian’s butt ? “The procedure is performed through liposuctioned fatty tissue being injected into the buttocks,” Dr. Yuksel says. “Kim has risen from just outside the top ten to the number one position in record time and is a firm favorite among women in the UK and elsewhere around the world.” The plastic surgeon adds that there’s been a 200 percent increase overall in UK citizens asking for a Brazilian lift in order to resemble Kim or Nicki Minaj. Let’s just hope that most of them don’t fall into debt trying to look like Kim Kardashian . 27 Best Celebrity Butts: Badonkadonk Bonanza! 1. Kesha Hey, it’s Ke$ha! And there is Ke$ha’s butt! The singer is anything but shy in this Twit pic. Here is a list of the top 10 most-requested female celebrity booties in Great Britain. Which of these beloved derrieres would you most want? Kim Kardashian Kylie Minogue Beyonce Nicki Minaj Iggy Azalea Sofia Vergara Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Love Hewitt Cheryl Cole Kelly Brook
In case you didn’t hear the good news (well, the good news for us, at least), Kelly Brook and that meathead fiancé of hers called it quits . Which means now Kelly’s officially back on the market, hence these great pictures of her booty in leggings. I think it’s the first good look at that booty of hers we’ve gotten in months. Anyway, according to my sources, Kelly’s house-hunting in these pictures. But until she finds a place, she’s always welcome to crash with me at my place. I don’t think my mom would mind. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading →
Kelly Brook is the big old boob model from the UK, who moved to America, and who hasn’t really ever achieved any major American success, at least not in movies, which she is trying to do…and who is now posting nude pics on the internet to get looped in with the other celebs to seem relevant by association…. I support these moves, she’s almost 40 and never too old to get naked – with her big natural tits….
Kelly Brook’s seatbelt tho… You probably don’t know who this is, but she’s a UK Titty model and she is on the big titty prowl to get the paparazzi to remember she exists while in LA before she turns 40. The whole thing is much more interesting when she’s starved herself for a week or two before her titty modelling gigs that make her low known…for her tits which when you have tits like this – I guess should be celebrated…and I guess they are – because I am writing about this…and shouldn’t be…I mean these are just tis. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I’ve got some pretty great news for you perverts today: according to my sources, Kelly Brook and that meathead fiancé of hers broke up. Which means there’s hope for us yet. 0.00001%, but hey, it’s still better than nothing. Anyway, that probably explains why Kelly was busting out the other day and here she is continuing the celebration with some killer gas station modeling. But I think I know what’ll really help Kelly get over the breakup: a rebound with someone who’s the complete opposite of her ex. So pasty, unfamous, and out-of-shape — I’m perfect! » view all 26 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
