In case anyone out there is still having a little trouble figuring out why I make fun of wannabes like Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid for pretending to be famous models , I just want you guys to take a look at this latest lingerie photoshoot from Danish Victoria’s Secret Angel Josephine Skriver . And once you’re done picking your jaw (and your pants) up off the floor, now you know what a real supermodel looks like. You’re welcome. » view all 17 photos
Here’s Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid doing their best to convince everyone that they’re both world-famous supermodels and not just a pair of wannabe rich kids by posing for pictures on some super-expensive yacht and jet ski. And yeah, I don’t know about you guys, but I’m still not buying it. Maybe if they went motorboating together instead… Now that would be worth taking pictures of.
Jennifer Love Hewitt’s big tits have been wonderful tits for twenty years, but 20 years ago, her wonderful tits are less wonderful after a bout of 20 years. From hot Jennifer Love Hewitt, to fat Jennifer Love Hewitt, to this Jennifer Love Hewitt face…that has seen better days. But she is still Jennifer Love Hewitt and her face has never been her story…a story she’s trying to remind you in this dress. Boring, but it is Jennifer Love Hewitt. What do you expect. The post Jennifer Love Hewitt Huge Tits, Scary Face, Less Fat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In super important news – Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid are on vacation but making a work vacation but taking some slutty pics – for their social media because really these girls never stop working on their end, but are never workin to all of us, but the money they are getting makes it a fuck you all, stare at them in bikinis being slutty for Fyre Fest part two or some nonsense…they are getting paid for…boring and magic….that isn’t magical at all…it is a strategic pile of shit The post Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid are on Vacation of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It is a big day…The Met Gala happened, which I guess used to be some exclusive invite only thing, but now, you can attend if you have a certain level of instagram followers, because that’s how the world works…if people like your tits on the internet…come on it… Everyone is scrambling to figure out what the people want, so that they can sell their bullshit to the people, and the “models” and “instagrammers” seen as the leaders or the “influencers”….are winning out and getting paid…. So this exclusive fundraiser for some Museum brings out all the whores excited to be part of something high end and exclusive, as it helps their profile grow…and makes them feel relevant. While other actual celebs attend in stupid outfits because it’s fashion… I figure it’d be a good target for some people who hate the American way….but instead the lame terrorists target innocent people, not the vapid cunts that ruin culture and are demons delivered to us by the anti-christ himself…representing all the deadly sins in one pair of soiled panties…of cum, desperation, greed, vanity and disppair… Hailee Steinfeld Brought out her Child Star No Longer a Child – LEGS. Ellie Fanning Tits….. Em Rat Cow was there – because if you fuck Ben Affleck and David Fincher to get into a movie, you are no longer a titty model, but instead someone paid to go to fashion events, despite being a great set of tits on a weird looking birdface – with zero interesting at all. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Cara Delevingne – Helmet Head…. Brie Larson Big Tits….Pretending to be Hot…. Gisele in a Dress…. Jessica Chastain Big Tits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Blake Lively Hip to Waist Ratio…. Selena Gomez classy for a slut…. Kate Hudson Booty…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Emma Roberts in a Tight Dress Kendall and Kylie Bella and Gigi Hadid…. Rihanna Looking Crazy Issue…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kendall Jenner’s Anus and the Other Assholes Met Gala of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The 2017 MET Gala was a chance for celebrities from all across Hollywood to put their best fashion foot forward. It was also a chance for Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez to walk their first red carpet as a couple. And the same went for Selena Gomez and The Weeknd. From fresh romances to long-time marriages, check out the twosomes who posed arm-in-arm for photographers at this big event in The Big Apple now… 1. Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez at 2017 MET Gala Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez are red carpet official, following this appearance at the 2017 MET Gala. 2. Selena Gomez and The Weeknd at the MET Gala Selena Gomez and The Weeknd made their attractive red carpet debut at the 2017 MET Gala. 3. Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds at 2017 MET Gala Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds looked like their typically beautiful selves on the red carpet of the 2017 MET Gala. 4. Chrissy Teigen and John Legend at 2017 MET Gala Chrissy Teigen and John Legend went white and black for the 2017 MET Gala, as you can see here. 5. Serena Wiliams and Alexis Ohanian at 2017 MET Gala Check out that baby bump! Serena Wiliams and Alexis Ohanian walked the red carpet at the 2017 MET Gala. 6. Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen at 2017 MET Gala Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen turned heads and looked amazing in New York at the 2017 MET Gala. View Slideshow
It can be difficult to judge the fashion choices made by celebrities at the MET Gala each year. That's because this event is meant to bring out unique designs and dresses. But still. We're up for the challenge. We've taken a long, close, painful look at every ensemble donned at the 2017 MET Gala and we've determined that the following stars either tried too hard… didn't try hard enough… or wore camouflage to the event. This is our list of Worst Dressed. 1. Madonna Camouflage? No, Madonna. You should know better. 2. Kim Kardashian While most celebrities tried too hard at the Gala, Kim didn’t try hard enough. How boring is this?!? 3. Kendall Jenner Why even bother wearing a dress, Kendall? You could have just gone naked instead of rocking this desperate outfit. 4. Gigi Hadid Gigi Hadid went with a confusing, asymmetrical Tommy Hilfiger ensemble that included fishnet stockings. Weird, right? 5. Wiz Khalifa Wiz Khalifa attending a fashion event. Or auditioning to be a circus ring leader? 6. Mandy Moore The one shoulder exposed? The bright purple makeup? We love you Mandy Moore, but just… no. When it comes to this ensemble, no. View Slideshow
I’ve never been a huge fan of Ariana Grande ‘s music, mostly because I can never seem to tell it apart from Demi Lovato ‘s or Selena Gomez ‘s or any of those other interchangeable autotuned pop star hotties’ songs. But after checking out this GIF from one of her concerts, I’m starting to think I was wrong, and maybe Ariana’s just better live. Because this is definitely what I call putting on a great show. Yow!
Considering Kendall Jenner is hands down the hottest one in that whole terrible family of hers, I keep waiting for her to do something impressive with all that hottie potential. Only instead of making best-selling home videos like her porn star older sister, Kendall just gives us topless selfie teases and boring-ass photoshoots. But I guess being the hottest Kardashian is kind of like being the handsomest blogger or smartest Instagram model: it’s not really saying much. Oh well. I guess we’ll just have to take what we can get. So enjoy.
