Kendall Jenner turned 21….which means she probably had her first alcoholic drink as American girls do when they turn 21….because there is no way she’s been railing lines of prescription pills to manage her busy life as one of the leaders in instagram modeling, you know because her instagram modeling went so viral that along with FIT TEAS and other nonsense teeth whitening products she’s paid to promote…like a low level half naked instagram bitch…she’s also in magazines that pretend to be legit but that are just about the followers…like everyone else seems to be in the world…because followers seems to be the dick measuring test to know if you actually exist, if you actually have substance, if you’re actually human….but I’d argue all these plastic, bullshit, followed people…are anything but human…or just the worst qualities of humans…and for that they shouldn’t be celebrating birthdays…they should be having funerals….kill them off…but no one cares enough to kill them off..they are more into just double tapping their bullshit instagram pics… Garbage… The post Kendall Jenner 21st Birthday Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
At this point, it’s looking like we’re going to be hearing sad updates about the Kim Kardashian robbery for the rest of our entire lives. So, you know, settle in. It is sad, of course, but is hearing detail after detail about exactly what happened and how Kim reacted and how she’s feeling now really helping anything? Maybe it is, maybe it’s not. But there’s some pretty solid evidence that indicates receiving attention from the media is therapeutic for Kim, so let’s just keep on keepin’ on anyway. To recap Kim’s ordeal real quick, she was alone in a hotel in Paris when five men broke into her room and stole a whole bunch of expensive jewelry from her. She was bound and gagged and thrown into the bathtub after begging for her life. And she was alone because Kourtney Kardashian and Kendall Jenner took her bodyguard with them when they went out to a nightclub. And now, according to a new report, Kourtney is struggling with guilty feelings in a great big way. Kourtney’s said to have “practically moved in” with Kim to help her recover from her traumatizing experience. “Kourt’s been rearranging Kim’s schedule,” a source claims, “looking after Saint and North, and even cooking for her and staying overnight if Kanye was to be away on tour.” Apparently, Kourtney has “never seen Kim like this. She’s a shadow of her former, confident self.” “It’s incredible how this has changed her — she’s starting to slowly calm down, but still breaks down every now and then. Kourt can’t bear to see her sister like this.” Thankfully, Kourtney is the one Kardashian with a good head on her shoulders, and she’s convinced Kim to “workout a bit,” since she’s “convinced that exercise is the best therapy for Kim.” If it had been Khloe who had taken a notion to take care of Kim, poor Kim’s face probably would have melted off by now — after all, if exercise is Kourtney’s idea of therapy, then goodness only knows that plastic surgery hell is ideal for Khloe these days. Small miracles, you know. But sadly, there’s a reason why Kourtney has been spending so much time with Kim, and that’s because she reportedly “feels responsible” for what happened in Paris. “If she hadn’t gone out to party that night,” the source states, “Kim’s bodyguard would have been in the apartment protecting her, so she feels the need to make things up to Kim.” “Kourtney is by Kim’s side almost all the time.” No, you know who’s responsible for five guys robbing Kim Kardashian? The five guys that robbed Kim Kardashian. It’s not Kourtney’s fault that it happened, and she shouldn’t be beating herself up over it. Man, isn’t it time for some good Kardashian news yet? View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian: 19 Reasons Why She Isn’t That Terrible
This week, Vogue released some good videos via their youtube channel. Kendall Jenner and a couple other models released a Voting promo, plus Kim Kardashian talked about her love of McDonalds while Ciara showed off her beauty routine . Turn the pages and peep.
Francesca Eastwood is hot and she’s on the rise. I wonder how she got into the whole acting thing…I guess it doesn’t matter…she’s on the rise and by rise I mean she told her dad to call some friends and make her as famous as he can before he dies because he’s 150 year old….it’s the least he can do for cheating on her family and cheating on her family…neglecting her because he’s Clint Eastwood…a busy man….a busy man with all the fucking connections from 80 years in Hollywood… Not that I care who she is, the fact that she’s an Eastwood is actually probably a bad thing because it means she’ll always have a trust fund and she’s already over the whole rebellious teenager thing and won’t release sex tapes…but the good news is that she’s trying to be a legit actor, she’s in Twin Peaks, and she’ll probably get naked for her roles..and that’ll be all you get out of her because she’s a Eastwood and doesn’t congregate with your kind….but you can always stare and jerk off to her tits thanks to this outfit… She’s so dark and gothic…I am in love. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post I Like Francesca Eastwood of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
