It seems fitting, almost like things have come full circle, that a Kardashian, or at least a creature created and honed and designed by the Kardashians would be sponsored by a toilet company. Not only because the Kardashians are the shit stain on society, the raw sewage that’s in our water source, tainting all of our souls…or more specifically that Kylie, like her sisters is just a useless pile of feces… But because it is well established that in the Sex Tape that made the Kardashians, Kim K was pissed on, and for the years they’ve existed, I’ve called her a urinal…not quite as classy as TOTO brand toilets but a urinal nonetheless…related to TOTO…and it’s good to see the family finally coming together….and I don’t mean because Rob Diabetes Kardashian is fucking Tyga Kylie’s Sex Offender’s baby momma…Blac Chyna….I had drawing attention to their famewhoring…what I mean is…TOILETS! The post Kylie Jenner Sponsored By a Toilet Company of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Elizabeth Banks is old. She was a nothing actress for many years, but is now the billionaire who put together, produced, starred in Pitch Perfect…..making her one of the more powerful women in comedy or hollywood comedy…the Judd Apatow with a pussy… Well she hit her 1,000,000 follower mark on instagram, because celebrities are instagram models too, and their relevance is based on their following, making the actual instagram models more and more obsolete…. To celebrate her 1,000,000 fans like a thirsty bitch would celebrate, she grabbed her tit, mocking Kendall..because why not laugh at whoring, but subtly whoring…..even though she’s in her 50s and shouldn’t even know what a Kendall Jenner is.. This was the status: “1M followers deserve a @kendalljenner inspired boob hold photo as a HUGE THANKS. Unfortunately I am at #Sundance under lots of clothes and couldn’t quite get it out. #itsthethoughtthatcounts I LOVE YOU ALL.” The post Elizabeth Banks Celebrates 1 Million Folowers of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Elizabeth Banks is old. She was a nothing actress for many years, but is now the billionaire who put together, produced, starred in Pitch Perfect…..making her one of the more powerful women in comedy or hollywood comedy…the Judd Apatow with a pussy… Well she hit her 1,000,000 follower mark on instagram, because celebrities are instagram models too, and their relevance is based on their following, making the actual instagram models more and more obsolete…. To celebrate her 1,000,000 fans like a thirsty bitch would celebrate, she grabbed her tit, mocking Kendall..because why not laugh at whoring, but subtly whoring…..even though she’s in her 50s and shouldn’t even know what a Kendall Jenner is.. This was the status: “1M followers deserve a @kendalljenner inspired boob hold photo as a HUGE THANKS. Unfortunately I am at #Sundance under lots of clothes and couldn’t quite get it out. #itsthethoughtthatcounts I LOVE YOU ALL.” The post Elizabeth Banks Celebrates 1 Million Folowers of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
She’s back, baby. She is most definitely motherf–king back. While the SUR crew partied in Hawaii, Stassi Schroeder made her long-awaited return to L.A. on Vanderpump Rules Season 4 Episode 13 . There, she revealed the truth about her sex tape and more … Truth be told, she’s groveling. She’s in a low place in her life after telling everyone to go f–k themselves, and it’s kind of great. She and Kristen cried over missing Katie’s engagement, while throwing back two bottles of white wine (no judgment. More like respect). Then Stassi admitted to filming a one-woman show that Scheana showed to others for a laugh. At this point, anyone who makes a sex tape has to understand that the chances of it going public are high. Kristen is dating Jax’s friend, Kevin from Austin. Kevin, according to Stassi, may have a live-in girlfriend. This is not his biggest offense, however. Kristen ordered Kevin an Uber to meet her and Stassi at a restaurant. The dead-ass couldn’t get one himself? Meanwhile, in Hawaii, a bunch of people who don’t deserve nice things drank their way around the island, and one of them managed to commit a felony! Scheana’s outpatient rehab service is failing, since her one and only patient, Shay is on the sauce. Did he not heed her warning of doing every OTHER shot? Or stopping when he gets a good buzz? Lala revealed that James suffers from whiskey d–k, and you kind of feel bad for the guy until he opens his mouth. You have to wonder if his 7-hour romp with Lauren the other hostess was made up… Jax’s girlfriend, Brittany, wants to bury the hatchet with Lala and start over. Lala’s all “whatever, take off them rose colored glasses.” And finally, Jax’s penchant for stealing finally catches up with him. Somehow, between waking up and killing time before their flight back to LA (after which they must make it to a Third Eye Blind concert), Jax got hammered, walked into a store and stole a pair of $300 sunglasses. Because of the price point, Jax was charged with felony theft, with bail set at $11,000. Instead of leaving him on the island to rot, the gang waits around for Jax. They finally head to the airport with 90 minutes to spare, and Jax is able to meet them and catch a flight home. Brittany must have packed up his stuff for him back at the hotel (bless her heart), and when he got to the airport, she just stood there, unable to look at him. “I’m sorry,” he kept saying. “I understand if you don’t want to be with me anymore.” The guy is a loser and a kleptomanaic. The end. If you watch Vanderpump Rules online , you know all too well that Stassi is a polarizing figure even by the Bravo show’s high standards. Watch Vanderpump Rules Season 4 Episode 13 Online
If you watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online , you know one of the major storylines this season involves Kylie and Kendall’s efforts to adjust to Caitlyn’s transition and the strain it’s placed on their relationship. Watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 11 Episode 10 Online It’s given the girls something to do something besides obsessing over the details of Kylie’s lip kit , but has the whole conflict been scripted and staged to drum up drama? For those who haven’t been watching, Kylie is loving every second of her time with Caitlyn, as the two of them become closer while bonding over hair, clothing and makeup. Kendall, on the other hand, misses doing “boyish” things like “dirt biking and adventures” with her dad. The most recent episode of KUWTK featured scenes showing both of the girls’ changed relationships with Bruce, and gave the impression that they happened on the same day. Now, Radar Online is reporting that the scenes were actually shot more than a week apart , and the rest of the episode took place almost two months before those scenes were shot. Why would Kylie and Kendall randomly have separate discussions about the same events months after they took place? Well, they probably wouldn’t. In all likelihood, it’s another example of Kardashian fakery . With the the show’s ratings dipping to their lowest point ever last month, you can expect to see more of this sort of thing as the season progresses.
Any reports that claim Yolanda and David Foster’s families don’t speak to one another should take a look at David’s Instagram. The mega-producer is in Paris to work with France’s former First Lady, Carla Bruni on a new album, per his social media account. David’s trip just happens to coincide with Paris Haute Couture Week Spring/Summer 2016, so watched Gigi Hadid walk in the Atelier Versace show. “My first fashion show ever!!!” David Instagram’d. “Starting at the top with this one @gigihadid leading the pack!!! It was amazing and so was she!!! #proudstepdad #versace Today, David attended the Chanel show, in which Kendall Jenner, Gigi and younger sister, Bella Hadid walked. “This one @bellahadid came out of the gate like a race-horse!!!-so incredible!!!” David wrote “#chanel #proudstepfather.” Back in December, Page Six reported that a serious “rift” had come between Yolanda’s children and David. “I’m sure he’s upset her kids’ careers are popping off and his aren’t. He’s competitive in that way,” a source told the column. “There is a rift [between Yolanda’s and] David’s daughters, whom Yolanda doesn’t speak with any longer, but was once close.” In addition to releasing a statement that urged the press to stop speculating about the demise of their marriage, David shared this handwritten note on Instagram: “Making the wrong assumptions causes pain and suffering for everyone.” View Slideshow: Celebrity Breakups of 2015: The Year of the Split!
North West Could Launch Modeling Career Younger Than Kendall Jenner Could North West be destined for the catwalk? According to OK!Magazine reports : Every time North West heads to ballet class, it looks like she’s walking the runway, and now Kim Kardashian wants North to do just that! Get the inside scoop on how the reality star wants her daughter to follow in Auntie Kendall’s footsteps. An insider told OK! exclusively: “North got a mind-blowing surprise over the holidays when she discovered her playroom had a junior catwalk installed in it.” Now that’s quite the present! And North has already had some experience in the modeling world, as she’s posed for Vogue and CR Fashion Book. An insider told OK! exclusively: “North got a mind-blowing surprise over the holidays when she discovered her playroom had a junior catwalk installed in it.” Now that’s quite the present! And North has already had some experience in the modeling world, as she’s posed for Vogue and CR Fashion Book. north-west-catwalk-plans So when she saw the catwalk, she apparently knew exactly what to do! “North has been strutting up and down that runway with her cousin Penelope like a total expert,” the source said. While Kendall started her modeling career in her teenage years, with the help and support of Kim, North is getting a much earlier start, so she may be on the catwalk before we know it! And her mom approves. “She thinks she could be bigger than the whole family put together!” said the insider. North is definitely beautiful but with Kim and Ye as her parents we aren’t sure she’ll have the height that Kendall does. Do you think it’s a bad idea for them to already be thinking about North’s career? AKM-GSI/SplashNews
Ever since Kendall Jenner and Harry Styles were photographed smooching and lying atop one another on a yacht in the Caribbean, it was pretty much a foregone conclusion that the two were an item. Even Kendall’s sister Khloe Kardashian konfirmed it . Last night, the model and the singer were seen together attending a private party at The Troubadour, a club in West Hollywood. Not too shocking for a couple of young stars who are dating. Except that their PARENTS were there, too. Kendall showed up at the venue with her mom and manager , Kris Jenner, according to E! News, and TMZ reports that Harry’s stepfather was in attendance as well . AWKWARD. We know these two are young – Kendall is 20 and Harry’s 21 – but we’d think they could go on a date without supervision. However, there have been rumors that the whole Harry-Kendall hookup was staged by none other than Kris , who thought it would be good publicity for Kendall’s career. And hey, if she could persuade the crown jewel of the world’s hottest boy band to appear on her fledgling reality show, that could be the ratings spike that would keep them all swimming in green. Could this have just been a business meeting between the parents, rather than a meet-the-parents datey deal? A rock club is a strange location for either, but of course, that might’ve been part of the plan.
