I know I haven’t done a post on Penelope Cruz in years, but I still wasn’t expecting to see her looking this old at the 31st Jose Maria Forque Cinema Awards in Madrid (whatever those are). And it’s kind of depressing. I mean, don’t get me wrong, Penelope still looks good for 41, but once upon a time, she was one of the hottest women in the world, and now it looks like we’ll have to downgrade her to foxy older lady status. Which is just one step away from irrelevant. Oh well. At least it was a good run while it lasted. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com
I don’t understand Portuguese, so maybe something got lost in translation here, but I don’t really get this photoshoot that Kendall Jenner did for the latest issue of Vogue Brazil . And no, it’s not the goofy glasses that are tripping me up, or the crown or even the bunny mask. It’s the fact that Kendall’s covered up in so much clothing. Weird, right? Not to mention, a total waste of her talent, if you ask me. » view all 12 photos
Kardashians Lower Magazine Sales Apparently the Kardashian’s golden touch is waning. The family that could sell just about anything is having a tough time selling magazines. Figures covered by WWD have found that even though the Kardashian Klan’s image can draw dollars for most brands and products…their faces on a magazine cover actually make readers less likely to snatch a mag up and take it home. Via Complex : Using data collected by Alliance for Audited, WWD found that when magazines featured members of the family on their covers, they experienced a decline in copy sales. Pretty shocking considering the slew of covers they landed this year. For example, during the first half of 2015, Cosmopolitan’s single-copy sales averaged 531,086. When Kendall Jenner took the cover for the magazine’s February issue, it only sold 495,423. Clearly it wasn’t a success, but it did out-sell the November issue, which featured all the Kardashian-Jenner daughters along with their mother, Kris. That issue only sold 436,500 copies. The article goes on to provide additional data from magazines like GQ, Glamour, and Vanity Fair, which all experienced sales declines when they put members of the family on the cover; however, it’s important to note that there were a few exceptions: Rolling Stone, Women’s Health, and Teen Vogue surpassed their averages when they had Kardashian-Jenner cover stars—reminding everyone the family still has a large and loyal following. Hmm, so more like win some, lose some. Do YOU buy magazines with Kardashians and Jenners on the cover?? Cosmopolitan / Instagram
They're both legal adults and “high school graduates” now, but when it comes to boundaries, the Jenner girls have a lot to learn. We looked on in confusion as Kylie put her hand down Kendall's pants . We watched in horror as Kylie sucked on Kendall's tongue . We prayed it would all end when the girls closed out 2015 by with a photo of Kylie grabbing Kendall's butt . But just when you thought it was safe to go back on social media without some incestuous weirdness being passed off as shock-comedy, KJ and KJ are back with with the most inappropriate twerking since Miley rubbed her stuff on Robin Thicke. We're not sure why Kendall and Kylie persist in getting all handsy and…whatever this is with each other. (Buttsy?) It's nice that they're so close and all, but have they learned nothing from their older sisters? Public acts of sexuality are meant to be reserved for rappers, athletes and other people outside of your family who might be able to help your career. Hopefully 2016 will find Kylie keeping her hands off both Kendall and Tyga and putting them on…hell, pretty much anyone who's around her age and not related to her. We're really not picky at this point.
There’s a story that Kendall is dating some One Direction dude who fucked Taylor Swift named Harry Styles, because they were on a yacht together with Gigi Hadid and the other One Direction kid…. But then there’s another story that Kendall is a dyke and dating Cara Delevigne. All stories produced by Kris Jenner…to keep people talking.. When the real story is if they were able to take this twerk video and carry it into a lesbian incest storyline and sex tape…Kendall always sexually assaults her…but they just fuck the same dudes…but can’t touch since that’s illegal…at least they’d be where they belong as broken, low level bottom feeders. Kylie and Kendall are totally uninteresting characters, we can assume they are really fucking damaged, which gives us hope of a horrible crash and burn, as these things tend to happen, it’s just remarkable to me, that they’ve existed this long. I mean I guess America is really fucking mindless and dumb and buy into tabloid idiots, because it’s more interesting than taking correspondence classes to get their high school equivalency… I mean if you think about it, their mom is this narcissist whore mongering woman, who uses her own kids as her talent pool of whores to monger…her sister’s a porn chick, her other sister is OJs kid, their dad is a woman….and through their whole life their were fucking puppets, watched in the fishbowl, used to sell product and a bullshit tabloid story, and one has become an overrated model…she’s just not a model…and the other is a lingerie clad booty model, despite being white, thanks to plastic surgery and her whore sister lead… I am not telling you anything you don’t already know, it’s just unbelievable that in a world with so much content, these people book work. That brands support them despite being garbage, up on some Honey Boo Boo shit, but instead…everyone is working for them. I do not get it. I also don’t get these softcore porn videos…Rolling Around in Lingerie…for no reason set to music. They are SO fucking cheesy…but I guess you can see their ass…straight for Kylie’s teen porn app… Either way, they are doughy, vile, garbage…that must die. The post Kendall Jenner Lesbian-ing on Kylie Jenner of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
One is eternally grateful for the invention of Instagram, for it allows us to pretend as though our favorite stars are sharing personal photos with us. Except they're not. The mystery may be gone, but look at how funny everyone is! And we would never have believed that Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence went on vacation together , or that JLaw was friendly with Kris Jenner. The things you learn on the interweb. 1. Thanks Kris! Khloe Kardashian gave a shoutout to mom Kris Jenner when ‘Straight Outta Compton’ hit theaters. 2. Meryl Embraces Amy “Everyone shut up forever,” Amy commanded. 3. Taylor Swift & Calvin Harris “Swan Goals” indeed. 4. The Odd Couple “Happy Birthday you piece of shit…” Kris Jenner wrote. “God I love you #Jenniferlawrencethanks for making this night a night to remember…..even if we did get caught… I love you Happy Birthday Gorgeous!!!” 5. Happy Halloween, It “Still Fits” Remember the Givenchy sofa cover/curtain/couture number Kim Kardashian wore to the 2013 Costume Institute Gala? So does Kim Kardashian. 6. Farrah Abraham Hawks Yet ANOTHER Product Makeup-free and looking like a fool. View Slideshow
One is eternally grateful for the invention of Instagram, for it allows us to pretend as though our favorite stars are sharing personal photos with us. Except they're not. The mystery may be gone, but look at how funny everyone is! And we would never have believed that Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence went on vacation together , or that JLaw was friendly with Kris Jenner. The things you learn on the interweb. 1. Thanks Kris! Khloe Kardashian gave a shoutout to mom Kris Jenner when ‘Straight Outta Compton’ hit theaters. 2. Meryl Embraces Amy “Everyone shut up forever,” Amy commanded. 3. Taylor Swift & Calvin Harris “Swan Goals” indeed. 4. The Odd Couple “Happy Birthday you piece of shit…” Kris Jenner wrote. “God I love you #Jenniferlawrencethanks for making this night a night to remember…..even if we did get caught… I love you Happy Birthday Gorgeous!!!” 5. Happy Halloween, It “Still Fits” Remember the Givenchy sofa cover/curtain/couture number Kim Kardashian wore to the 2013 Costume Institute Gala? So does Kim Kardashian. 6. Farrah Abraham Hawks Yet ANOTHER Product Makeup-free and looking like a fool. View Slideshow
Kim Kardashian Shares Precious Pics From Christmas Eve By now we’ve seen plenty of photos from Kris Jenner’s famous annual Christmas Eve party — but it’s unlikely any compare to the shots Kim Kardashian decided to share from her private stash. Along with precious family moments featuring daughter North , hubby Kanye and grandma MJ she’s got flicks galore of famous faces including Drake, Tyler the Creator, Jennifer Lopez and how could we ever forget Omarion? Hit the flip for the photos from her app! Photo Credit: John Hong/KimKardashianWest/Instagram Continue reading →
Kendall Jenner is the Christmas Eve girl for Love Magazine…because this has been her year, everyday is Christmas, because she gets hired despite there never being s a less talented, interesting, non-compelling, at least she’s skinny, but really when I saw her in person, next to an actual hot model chick, you realize the lie they are perpetuating with their media power, her friend, who was probably less of a fame whore than her and her family was actually hot, and not a weird mix of Khloe, Caitlyn and the whore wrangling mom….. She’s in underwear making a fool of herself for this Christmas fashion video that isn’t even a good half naked girl doing nothing fashion video, but she does have skinny legs, and a powerful family even if it is a lame family pushing her and making this average as FIRE as they can get it… Love Magazine ruined Christmas…..in their worst, bottom feeding, sloppy concept advent calendar production to date…. The post Kendall Jenner Looks Like Caitlyn Jenner for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am a shameless addict of Christmas television specials, green bean casseroles and, of course, winter break. However, this year, I couldn’t be more excited for it to be completely over.
