The funny thing with rich girls is that if you are their absentee father who is out fucking the nanny and other aspiring models because you’re rich as fuck in LA…your only way to keep them happy and feeling appreciated is to shower them with gifts… So Gigi wanted to be more like her friend Kendall Jenner, so the dad called on his friends…because modeling and instagram followers is the new “Pony and Range Rover” birthday gift…. And with any bratty rich kid, comes a jealous sibling who threatens drug use, stripping, or whatever, even though they all do drugs, unless she get the same gift her sister got, which in this case is not a Pony or a Range Rover but a modeling career… So here she is in Vogue…and I’m only posting it because it is funny to me…but not as funny as the alleged Gigi doing coke video that’s lurking around the internet that I am too lazy to google.. Ok fine…I googled it… Gigi gets all the attention…so here is her sister… The post The Other Hadid in Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kylie Jenner has taken a break from showing off her huge lips in order to show off her moderately-sized breasts. And, yes, we feel dirty writing that about a 17-year old. But the reality star has given us very little say in the matter, having spent Sunday snapping a couple new bikini-based selfies. In one, Kylie referenced the item around her neck, writing as a caption “thanks @goldteethgod for the necklace of my G wagon.” Because, yes, of course, your necklace is exactly what you want followers to focus on here, right, Kylie? In the second snapshot, Jenner tried to all artistic on us, standing inside Scott Disick’s mansion and taking a picture of her reflection. Kylie posted a series of different bikini photos online last week, prompting folks to wonder whether they were an introduction to her modeling career. We wouldn’t be stunned if this were the case. We just hope this modeling career involves at least a few layers of fabric. Another rumor making the rounds is that Kylie Jenner will pose for Playboy when she turns 18 in August, which is would be as unsurprising as it would be unsettling. Let’s just hope Kris Jenner puts a stop to this possibility, telling her daughter than dignity is more important than money and that… HA! Sorry. We nearly got through that thought with a straight face. Kylie Jenner Photos: Through the Years… 1. Now and Then… Kylie Jenner, at 17, is fully grown and has some very full lips. But, as you can see here and will see throughout this photo gallery, that was not always the case… 2. As a Baby Kylie Jenner was one adorable child. This cannot be debated. 3. At Age 3 Yup, that is little Kylie, looking cute as a button while being held by dad Bruce Jenner. 4. At Age 10 Who looks more UNlike her current self here? Kim Kardashian, Kendall Jenner or Kylie Jenner? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. At Age 12 She bangs! She bangs! By the age of 12, Kylie and her hair were already posing on red carpets. 6. At Age 13 Posing again with her sister, you can see how Kylie is developing her own sense of style, one that remains to this day. 7. At Age 14 Kylie and Kendall Jenner were clearly feeling very blue when this photo was snapped. 8. Still 14 Only 14 years old here, Kylie is already making appearances in Las Vegas. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. At Age 15 Now we’re getting bold! Kylie started to come into her own by the age of 15. 10. As a Model By 15 years old, Kylie was walking runways around the country. And loving every second of it! 11. At Age 16 Kylie is rocking a crop top at the MTV Movie Awards at age 16. 12. At Age 17 Now she’s basically the Kylie Jenner we know and love. Look at the hair, the clothing, the makeup. She’s her very own young woman. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. All Grown Up View Photo Not even old enough to vote yet, Kylie is constantly posing on Instagram, showing off her dyed hair and always emphasizing her swelled-up lips. The End. Up Next: ” Kylie Jenner Photos: Through the Years… .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
When daddy is away hosting wild and crazy parties in Las Vegas, son will play… … with Justin Bieber!!! The singer apparently spent Saturday afternoon hanging with Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian’s first child, as Kris Jenner posted a photo on Instagram of Justin and little Mason Dash. “#Mason & @JustinBieber family pool day!!!” Kris captioned the image. “#Bestbabysitterintheworld.” Bieber, of course, is pretty tight with the Kardashian-Jenner clan. He is featured in the latest issue of Vogue, getting some fun with Kendall Jenner and also getting felt up by Kendall Jenner . Justin also shared this picture on his social media account, writing of the tyke climbing all over his back: “Mason is cool as a fan.” Remember, Kourtney was actually neighbors with the pop sensation before Khloe Kardashian chose to purchase his Calabasas house. Hence the relationship between Bieber and Mason. Kendall, meanwhile, recently referred to Bieber as a “longtime friend of the family.” And with Kourtney possibly on the outs with Disick , one has to wonder: Might she hook up next with Bieber? SHOULD SHE?!? Justin Bieber Instagram Photos 1. Justin Bieber Goes Old School View Photo Justin Bieber has returned to his old hairstyle. Is this your favorite look on the singer? Or do you just want to see him take his shirt off? 2. Justin Bieber Mustache Attempt View Photo Justin Bieber is trying to grow a mustache. It’s impossible not to laugh at the effort. 3. The Biebs on Instagram View Photo Justin Bieber posted this photo on “Instagram.” He included with it a simple, one-word caption of “Night.” 4. Justin Bieber Drinks Wine View Photo Justin Bieber downs some wine in this Instagram photo. He’s not of legal drinking age. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Justin Bieber Instagram Pic View Photo Thank you, Justin Bieber! The singer has posted this HOT photo to Instagram. 6. Justin Bieber and Diddy View Photo Justin Bieber poses here with Diddy. Are the two recording new music together?!? 7. Justin Bieber Selfie View Photo Justin Bieber has posted yet another shirtless photo of himself. We’re guessing fans don’t mind. 8. Justin Bieber Sad Selfie View Photo Justin Bieber posts a sad looking selfie. See the shot now! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Justin Bieber in Bed View Photo Justin Bieber’s father Tweeted this photo of his son in bed. It was snapped after Justin turned himself in to authorities in Toronto. 10. Justin Bieber Smoking View Photo Justin Bieber is smoking a Cubar cigar in this photo. He says he loves them. 11. Justin Bieber Snowboarding Selfie View Photo Hi there, Justin Bieber! The artist snaps a selfie here while on a snowboarding trip with his pals. 12. Justin Bieber: New Selfie View Photo Justin Bieber snaps a selfie in this picture. He’s on a snowboarding trip with his friends here. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Justin Bieber Compass Tattoo View Photo Justin Bieber now has a tattoo of a compass on his arm. What do you think of it? 14. Justin Bieber with Brother View Photo There is someone out there who may be cuter than Justin Bieber: his little brother, pictured here. 15. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez on Instagram View Photo Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez snuggle up in this Instagram photo. They have such a strong connection. 16. Will Smith and Justin Bieber View Photo This was the Most Liked photo on Instagram in 2013. It features Will Smith and Justin Bieber, of course. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Justin Bieber in the Philippines View Photo Justin Bieber greets a fan in the Philippines in this photo. He played a surprise concert for fans in that nation. 18. Justin Bieber Shirtless Tattoo Photo View Photo Justin Bieber shows off his latest tattoo in this shirtless Instagram pic. Hardcore, JB. 19. Shirtless Bieber Pic View Photo Justin Bieber was spotted at a brothel. Because that only seems logical for Justin Bieber these days. 20. Justin Bieber Honors Pac View Photo That’s Justin Bieber in his hoodie. He’s paying tribute to his dead hamster. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Justin Bieber Rubs Selena Gomez View Photo Justin Bieber rubs Selena Gomez. And not even the wrong way for once. 22. Justin Bieber and Lil Twist: Shirtless! View Photo Yes, Justin Bieber is shirtless. Again. And this time he’s joined by friends that include Lil Twist. 23. Justin Bieber Nude View Photo This photo says it all on its own: Justin Bieber is totally naked and holding a guitar. Swoon away! 24. Justin Bieber and Ariana Grande View Photo Justin Bieber plants a kiss on the cheek of Ariana Grande in this Twit pic. As you might expect, it upset some Beliebers. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Justin Bieber Shirtless Selfie View Photo This is a shirtless selfie of Justin Bieber. The singer snaps many of these. 26. Justin Bieber Partying View Photo Justin Bieber parties it up here with a couple friends in Chicago. Yes, his shirt is off again. 27. Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez Instagram Photo View Photo Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are back together again. Check out this Instagram pic and see for yourself. 28. Justin Bieber Twitter Picture View Photo Justin Bieber strikes a shirtless pose in this Twitter photo. He is very good looking. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Justin Bieber with Rappers View Photo It’s Justin Bieber! And Diddy! And Rick Ross! And TI! This is quite the crew. 30. Justin Bieber and Lil Wayne Record Music View Photo Justin Bieber and Lil Wayne are pictured here in the recording studio. They are making music together. 31. Justin Bieber and Craig Robinson View Photo Random BFF alert! Justin Bieber poses here with Craig Robinson. 32. Justin Bieber, Head Bowed View Photo Justin Bieber is neither shirtless nor looking at the camera in this photo. Still… he’s very handsome on Instagram! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 33. Justin Bieber in Tokyo View Photo Justin Bieber is in Tokyo in this photo. He posted it to Instagram. 34. Justin Bieber and Kylie Jenner View Photo Justin Bieber hangs here with Kylie Jenner in Vegas. What would Selena Gomez say?!? 35. Madison Beer and Justin Bieber View Photo Justin Bieber cozies up here to Madison Beer. It should be noted: she is only 15 years old. 36. Justin Bieber Hugs Mommy View Photo Justin Bieber hugs his mother in this cute photo. The two are very tight. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 37. Bieber in Bed View Photo Here you go, ladies. Justin Bieber has posted a photo of himself in bed. 38. Justin Bieber and Chris Brown Pic View Photo Justin Bieber and Chris Brown are working on new music together. The former posted this picture to Instagram in June 2014. 39. Extreme Justin Bieber Close Up View Photo This may not be Justin Bieber’s best look. It’s an extreme close up of the singer on Instagram. 40. Hi, Biebs! View Photo We’re up close and personal with Justin Bieber for this selfie. He posted it to his Instagram account. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 41. Justin Bieber on a Phone View Photo Justin Bieber posted this photo to Instagram. He included along with it a caption that reads “Talk to me girl.” 42. Justin Bieber, Looking Cool View Photo Justin Bieber is one cool customer. He poses here on Instagram. 43. Justin Bieber and Yovanna Ventura Photo View Photo Justin Bieber has his arm around Yovanna Ventura in this photo. The caption? Dinner for 2 ;). 44. Bieber in the Gym View Photo Work it out, Justin Bieber! Just take off that shirt please! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 45. Justin Bieber and Chris Brown on the Strip View Photo Just two pals clubbing! Justin Bieber and Chris Brown party here on the Sunset Strip. 46. Justin Bieber Underwear Selfie View Photo Look at Justin Bieber in his underwear!!! The singer poses here for a hot selfie. 47. Justin Bieber and Cody Simpson Selfie View Photo It’s a Justin Bieber and Cody Simpson selfie! These two are working on music in the studio. 48. Shanina Shaik and Justin Bieber View Photo Justin Bieber snaps a selfie here with model Shanina Shaik. But the singer swears he isn’t dating her. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 49. Justin Bieber on a Tube View Photo Justin Bieber kicks back and relaxes in this Instagram photo. He’s got a tough life, huh? 50. Justin Bieber, Very Close Up View Photo Justin Bieber is trying to grow some facial hair. He should stop it. 51. Justin Bieber In Deep Thought View Photo Justin Bieber ponders the meaning of life in this Instagram photo. While not wearing a shirt, of course. 52. Bieber Selfie View Photo Justin Bieber has never met a selfie he didn’t snap. The artist poses here with his guitar. We assume he’s about to strum it. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 53. Justin Bieber to Voice KITT in Untitled David Hasselhoff Movie View Post Justin Bieber is teaming with David Hasselhoff. In what capacity? Find out now! 54. Justin Bieber Poses in Paris View Photo Justin Bieber is just chilling here while in Paris. You know, chilling while trying to act all tough and all cool, that is. 55. Another Justin Bieber Selfie View Photo This is how Justin Bieber rolls. The singer has never met a selfie he didn’t want to snap. 56. Justin Bieber in a Hat View Photo Justin Bieber is a mama’s boy. He wrote as a caption to this cute Instagram photo that he misses his mom. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 57. Justin Bieber in Camouflage View Photo Justin Bieber rocks some camouflage in this Instagram photo. The artist believes he is very, very tough. 58. Yo, Justin Bieber! View Photo What up, Justin Bieber! The singer poses here on Instagram for an extreme close up. 59. Justin Bieber and Mason Disick View Photo Who knew Justin Bieber and Mason Disick were friends? Check them out, chilling in the pool! The End. Up Next: ” Justin Bieber Instagram Photos .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Earlier this month, Scott Disick briefly attended rehab. Anyone who chooses to watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online can understand why: the dude is very often out of control. But Disick allegedly left rehab after a very short stint, and now Life & Style claims his substance abuse problems run far deeper than alcohol. Scott Disick is ADDICTED TO COCAINE. According to the latest issue of this unreliable supermarket tabloid, that is. Moreover, the cover story says Disick and Kourtney Kardashian have split and will soon enter into a “$50 million court battle” over her fortune. The “kids are caught in the middle.” There was an “overdose” and a big “fight” and even an instance of “cheating.” In short, things between Disick and Kardashian aren’t very good at the moment, which is the only piece of this story we actually believe. There have been Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian breakup rumors running rampant around the Internet for years. The couple has three kids together, but they also have their fair shares of problems. Or Scott does, at least. Kourtney can do better. We all know this. 68 Krazy Kardashian Tabloid Kover Klaims 1. Kendall and Scott Disick?!? View Photo Wait… what?!? According to this issue of Star Magazine, Kendall Jenner has been sleeping with Scott Disick. Do you believe it? 2. OJ as Khloe Kardashian’s Father? View Photo Bombshell alert! OJ Simpson may be Khloe Kardashian’s father. Do you believe this rumor? 3. Kim Kardashian Butt Problems View Photo Oh no! Kim Kardashian’s butt won’t stop growing! What will the reality star do? 4. Kim Kardashian: Under Kanye’s Control! View Photo Kim Kardashian is apparently being controlled by a madman named Kanye West. Tough break for the reality star. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Kardashians Split! View Photo Is it all over for Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick? Yes, based on this cover story. 6. Bruce Jenner Tell-All? View Photo Is Bruce Jenner going to write a tell-all? We doubt it, but you never know. 7. Kris Jenner and Ben Flajnik Cover View Photo Kris Jenner has been hooking up with Ben Flajnik. This cover story confirms it, clearly. 8. Kourtney Kardashian Wedding Story View Photo Is a wedding finally on the way for Kourtney Kardashian? This magazine claims she will tie the knot with Scott Disick. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Kim Kardashian is a Cheater! View Photo Kim Kardashian is a weight loss cheater! And she’s apparently been caught by Life & Style. 10. Kim-Kanye Wedding Cover View Photo The Kim Kardashian-Kanye West wedding is on hold, people! Will they ever make it down the aisle? 11. Khloe Kardashian: In Tears! View Photo Khloe Kardashian has one question when it comes to her sister’s engagement: Where is MY happy ending?!? 12. Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner Cover View Photo Are Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner teenage trainwrecks? Yes, according to Star. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Bruce Jenner to Destroy Kris Jenner? View Photo Bruce Jenner is out to destroy Kris Jenner. Will he succeed? 14. Kim Kardashian Bikini Body: The Return! View Photo It’s back! Kim Kardashian has regained her bikini body! We knew she could do it! 15. Kim Kardashian on Life & Style Cover View Photo Kourtney Kardashian is pissed at Kim Kardashian, according to this tabloid. She wants her sister to “act like a mom.” 16. Kim Kardashian and her New Body View Photo Kim Kardashian has a new body! Hooray for her! Check it out on this tabloid cover. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Exposing the Kardashians View Photo Kris Jenner’s sister cannot remain quiet any longer. She spills the family’s secrets in this issue of In Touch Weekly. 18. Kim Kardashian Dumped Cover View Photo Kim Kardashian has totally been dumped by Kanye West. Too bad. We liked these kids together. 19. Khloe Kardashian Baby Cover View Photo Khloe Kardashian wants to adopt. Who cares about her problems with Lamar Odom?!? 20. Lamar Odom Tell-All Claim View Photo Lamar Odom is totally writing a tell-all… if you believe this tabloid cover for some reason. We somehow do not. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Double Kardashian Divorce? View Photo We know Khloe Kardashian has been going through a lot. But this cover story claims Kris Jenner is also headed for a divorce. 22. Khloe Kardashian Divorce Story View Photo Khloe Kardashian could headed toward a $75 million divorce. Are you buying this cover story? 23. Kim Kardashian Baby Plea View Photo Kim Kardashian apparently wants the world to meet North West. But this tabloid cover claims Kanye is against it. 24. Kim Kardashian: So Tortured! View Photo Kim Kardashian is reportedly tortured by her very own body. That has to be kind of awkward. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Khloe Kardashian Kover Klaim View Photo Khloe Kardashian is facing her worst nightmare. Lamar Odom clearly had unprotected sex with another woman. 26. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Story View Photo No way Kim Kardashian is pregnant again…. right?!? Try telling that to this tabloid cover story! 27. Kim Kardashian Wedding Story View Photo Kim Kardashian wants to marry Kanye West. According to this Us Weekly cover story, at least. 28. Khloe Kardashian Star Cover View Photo Khloe Kardashian is not looking her best in this photo. She is not acting her best, either, apparently. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Kourtney Kardashian: Pregnant Again? View Photo Is Kourtney Kardashian pregnant again?!? Yes, according to this tabloid at least. 30. Khloe Kardashian Tabloid Picture View Photo Khloe Kardashian will raise her baby alone, dammit! Granted, she doesn’t have a baby. But still. 31. Khloe Kardashian In Touch Cover View Photo The marriage between Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom is on the rocks. If you believe this issue of In Touch Weekly. 32. Khloe Kardashian: Done! View Photo Khloe Kardashian is totally done with her marriage. If you are believing this tabloid cover, that is. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 33. Khloe Kardashian Cover View Photo Will Khloe Kardashian be next? This cover story claims she is dead set on becoming a mother. 34. Kim Kardashian Weight Story View Photo Kim Kardashian is obsessed with losing her baby weight. So states this In Touch Weekly story at least. 35. Kim Kardashian: I Just Can’t Do This! View Photo Kim Kardashian says she just can’t do this. At least In Touch Weekly claims she says that. 36. Kanye West Cheating Claim View Photo Kanye West totally cheated on Kim Kardashian. If this cover story is to be believed, that is. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 37. Kim Kardashian Life & Style Drama View Photo There may be drama in the delivery room for Kim Kardashian. Will she get a C section?!? 38. Kim Kardashian on In Touch Weekly View Photo Poor Kim Kardashian. It looks like she’ll be all alone in her delivery room when the big day arrives. 39. Scheming Kim Kardashian? View Photo Kim Kardashian has a plan! She is totally gonna sell baby photos behind Kanye West’s back! 40. Broke Kardashians? View Photo Are the Kardashians really broke?!? Yes, if you somehow believe this tabloid story. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 41. Kanye West: Gay?!? View Photo Oh my God! Kanye West may be gay! No wonder Kim Kardashian is freaking out. 42. Khloe: Hotter Than Kim? View Photo You had your chance, Kim Kardashian! But Khloe is clearly hotter than you now. 43. Keeping Up with the Kardashians Tabloid Cover View Photo Is Keeping Up with the Kardashians coming to an end? Don’t believe this nonsense. It is not. 44. Khloe Kardashian Baby News!!! View Photo Is Khloe Kardashian gonna have a baby with French Montana?!? Yes, if you believe this cover story. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 45. Kim Kardashian Wedding Nightmare View Photo Poor Kim Kardashian. She is apparently going through the “Wedding from Hell.” 46. Beyonce and Jay Z Divorce Cover View Photo Say it isn’t so! Are Beyonce and Jay Z really ended for a divorce?!? 47. Kim Kardashian: Wedding Disaster? View Photo Kim Kardashian was apparently “humiliated” at her own wedding. That’s too bad for the star! 48. The Revenge of Rob Kardashian? View Photo Will the Kardashians soon experience Rob’s revenge? Is he really planning a tell-all? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 49. Kendall Jenner Tabloid Kover View Photo Kendall Jenner says SHE’S the hot one now. Tough break, Kim Kardashian. 50. Pregnant Kardashians!!! View Photo All three Kardashian sister are engaged, according to this cover. Except that, you know, they are not all pregnant. 51. Kimye Divorce! View Photo Well, they had a good run. But Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have supposedly split after 58 days of marriage. 52. Kim Kardashian: Exposed! View Photo Tough break for Kim Kardashian. Her fake marriage has totally been exposed. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 53. Kim Kardashian Fat Feature View Photo Yes, Kim Kardashian is fat. She apparently knows that, based on this tabloid cover. 54. Kim Kardashian: Pregnant, Dumped View Photo This is a shame. Kim Kardashian is pregnant AND she’s evidently been dumped by Kanye West. 55. Kardashian Drama! View Photo Poor Kim Kardashian. She isn’t part of her family any longer, apparently. 56. Kourtney Kardashian: Dumped?!? View Photo Oh no! Kourtney Kardashian has been dumped in the delivery room. If this were true, we’d feel so sorry for her. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 57. Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian: Dumped! View Photo Oh no! Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian have all been dumped by their men according to this tabloid cover. And when do tabloid cover stories ever mislead us?!? 58. Kimye Divorce Battle? View Photo Is a divorce battle really brewing between Kim Kardashian and Kanye West? Yes, if you somehow believe this cover of In Touch Weekly. 59. In Love with Khloe! View Photo This must be embarrassing for Kourtney Kardashian, huh? According to Life & Style, Scott Disick is in love with Khloe Kardashian. 60. Khloe Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian Wedding Cover View Photo Khloe Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian are having a duel wedding! Not really. But try telling that to this issue of Life & Style. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 61. Khloe Kardashian Life & Style Cover View Photo According to this issue of Life & Style, Khloe Kardashian is pregnant by French Montana. But she’s in love with Lamar Odom. That’s gotta be awkward. 62. Dumped by Kanye! View Photo Kanye West has dumped Kim Kardashian! According to this hilariously false issue of In Touch Weekly, that is. 63. Kourtney Kardashian: Was She DUMPED? View Photo Poor Kourtney Kardashian! She’s been dumped 20 days after giving birth! We’d feel badly for her if this story were true. 64. Kourtney Catches Scott!!! View Photo Kourtney Kardashian has caught Scott Disick in bed with another woman. If you choose to believe this cover story for some odd reason. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 65. Kendall Jenner Pregnant Cover View Photo For the record, Kendall Jenner is not pregnant with Scott Disick’s chid. But why should the truth stop Star Magazine from running this cover? 66. SHOCKING PROPOSAL View Photo WHOA! Scott Disick proposed to Kendall Jenner?!? Of course not. But that didn’t stop Star from printing it. 67. Kardashians Canceled?!? View Photo Has Keeping Up with the Kardashians been canceled? No. But try telling that to this tabloid cover story. 68. Cocaine Addict! View Photo Wait… is Scott Disick addicted to cocaine?!? Yes, according to this Life & Style cover. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. The End. Up Next: ” 68 Krazy Kardashian Tabloid Kover Klaims .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Earlier this month, Scott Disick briefly attended rehab. Anyone who chooses to watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online can understand why: the dude is very often out of control. But Disick allegedly left rehab after a very short stint, and now Life & Style claims his substance abuse problems run far deeper than alcohol. Scott Disick is ADDICTED TO COCAINE. According to the latest issue of this unreliable supermarket tabloid, that is. Moreover, the cover story says Disick and Kourtney Kardashian have split and will soon enter into a “$50 million court battle” over her fortune. The “kids are caught in the middle.” There was an “overdose” and a big “fight” and even an instance of “cheating.” In short, things between Disick and Kardashian aren’t very good at the moment, which is the only piece of this story we actually believe. There have been Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian breakup rumors running rampant around the Internet for years. The couple has three kids together, but they also have their fair shares of problems. Or Scott does, at least. Kourtney can do better. We all know this. 68 Krazy Kardashian Tabloid Kover Klaims 1. Kendall and Scott Disick?!? View Photo Wait… what?!? According to this issue of Star Magazine, Kendall Jenner has been sleeping with Scott Disick. Do you believe it? 2. OJ as Khloe Kardashian’s Father? View Photo Bombshell alert! OJ Simpson may be Khloe Kardashian’s father. Do you believe this rumor? 3. Kim Kardashian Butt Problems View Photo Oh no! Kim Kardashian’s butt won’t stop growing! What will the reality star do? 4. Kim Kardashian: Under Kanye’s Control! View Photo Kim Kardashian is apparently being controlled by a madman named Kanye West. Tough break for the reality star. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Kardashians Split! View Photo Is it all over for Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick? Yes, based on this cover story. 6. Bruce Jenner Tell-All? View Photo Is Bruce Jenner going to write a tell-all? We doubt it, but you never know. 7. Kris Jenner and Ben Flajnik Cover View Photo Kris Jenner has been hooking up with Ben Flajnik. This cover story confirms it, clearly. 8. Kourtney Kardashian Wedding Story View Photo Is a wedding finally on the way for Kourtney Kardashian? This magazine claims she will tie the knot with Scott Disick. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Kim Kardashian is a Cheater! View Photo Kim Kardashian is a weight loss cheater! And she’s apparently been caught by Life & Style. 10. Kim-Kanye Wedding Cover View Photo The Kim Kardashian-Kanye West wedding is on hold, people! Will they ever make it down the aisle? 11. Khloe Kardashian: In Tears! View Photo Khloe Kardashian has one question when it comes to her sister’s engagement: Where is MY happy ending?!? 12. Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner Cover View Photo Are Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner teenage trainwrecks? Yes, according to Star. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Bruce Jenner to Destroy Kris Jenner? View Photo Bruce Jenner is out to destroy Kris Jenner. Will he succeed? 14. Kim Kardashian Bikini Body: The Return! View Photo It’s back! Kim Kardashian has regained her bikini body! We knew she could do it! 15. Kim Kardashian on Life & Style Cover View Photo Kourtney Kardashian is pissed at Kim Kardashian, according to this tabloid. She wants her sister to “act like a mom.” 16. Kim Kardashian and her New Body View Photo Kim Kardashian has a new body! Hooray for her! Check it out on this tabloid cover. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Exposing the Kardashians View Photo Kris Jenner’s sister cannot remain quiet any longer. She spills the family’s secrets in this issue of In Touch Weekly. 18. Kim Kardashian Dumped Cover View Photo Kim Kardashian has totally been dumped by Kanye West. Too bad. We liked these kids together. 19. Khloe Kardashian Baby Cover View Photo Khloe Kardashian wants to adopt. Who cares about her problems with Lamar Odom?!? 20. Lamar Odom Tell-All Claim View Photo Lamar Odom is totally writing a tell-all… if you believe this tabloid cover for some reason. We somehow do not. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Double Kardashian Divorce? View Photo We know Khloe Kardashian has been going through a lot. But this cover story claims Kris Jenner is also headed for a divorce. 22. Khloe Kardashian Divorce Story View Photo Khloe Kardashian could headed toward a $75 million divorce. Are you buying this cover story? 23. Kim Kardashian Baby Plea View Photo Kim Kardashian apparently wants the world to meet North West. But this tabloid cover claims Kanye is against it. 24. Kim Kardashian: So Tortured! View Photo Kim Kardashian is reportedly tortured by her very own body. That has to be kind of awkward. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Khloe Kardashian Kover Klaim View Photo Khloe Kardashian is facing her worst nightmare. Lamar Odom clearly had unprotected sex with another woman. 26. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Story View Photo No way Kim Kardashian is pregnant again…. right?!? Try telling that to this tabloid cover story! 27. Kim Kardashian Wedding Story View Photo Kim Kardashian wants to marry Kanye West. According to this Us Weekly cover story, at least. 28. Khloe Kardashian Star Cover View Photo Khloe Kardashian is not looking her best in this photo. She is not acting her best, either, apparently. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Kourtney Kardashian: Pregnant Again? View Photo Is Kourtney Kardashian pregnant again?!? Yes, according to this tabloid at least. 30. Khloe Kardashian Tabloid Picture View Photo Khloe Kardashian will raise her baby alone, dammit! Granted, she doesn’t have a baby. But still. 31. Khloe Kardashian In Touch Cover View Photo The marriage between Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom is on the rocks. If you believe this issue of In Touch Weekly. 32. Khloe Kardashian: Done! View Photo Khloe Kardashian is totally done with her marriage. If you are believing this tabloid cover, that is. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 33. Khloe Kardashian Cover View Photo Will Khloe Kardashian be next? This cover story claims she is dead set on becoming a mother. 34. Kim Kardashian Weight Story View Photo Kim Kardashian is obsessed with losing her baby weight. So states this In Touch Weekly story at least. 35. Kim Kardashian: I Just Can’t Do This! View Photo Kim Kardashian says she just can’t do this. At least In Touch Weekly claims she says that. 36. Kanye West Cheating Claim View Photo Kanye West totally cheated on Kim Kardashian. If this cover story is to be believed, that is. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 37. Kim Kardashian Life & Style Drama View Photo There may be drama in the delivery room for Kim Kardashian. Will she get a C section?!? 38. Kim Kardashian on In Touch Weekly View Photo Poor Kim Kardashian. It looks like she’ll be all alone in her delivery room when the big day arrives. 39. Scheming Kim Kardashian? View Photo Kim Kardashian has a plan! She is totally gonna sell baby photos behind Kanye West’s back! 40. Broke Kardashians? View Photo Are the Kardashians really broke?!? Yes, if you somehow believe this tabloid story. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 41. Kanye West: Gay?!? View Photo Oh my God! Kanye West may be gay! No wonder Kim Kardashian is freaking out. 42. Khloe: Hotter Than Kim? View Photo You had your chance, Kim Kardashian! But Khloe is clearly hotter than you now. 43. Keeping Up with the Kardashians Tabloid Cover View Photo Is Keeping Up with the Kardashians coming to an end? Don’t believe this nonsense. It is not. 44. Khloe Kardashian Baby News!!! View Photo Is Khloe Kardashian gonna have a baby with French Montana?!? Yes, if you believe this cover story. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 45. Kim Kardashian Wedding Nightmare View Photo Poor Kim Kardashian. She is apparently going through the “Wedding from Hell.” 46. Beyonce and Jay Z Divorce Cover View Photo Say it isn’t so! Are Beyonce and Jay Z really ended for a divorce?!? 47. Kim Kardashian: Wedding Disaster? View Photo Kim Kardashian was apparently “humiliated” at her own wedding. That’s too bad for the star! 48. The Revenge of Rob Kardashian? View Photo Will the Kardashians soon experience Rob’s revenge? Is he really planning a tell-all? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 49. Kendall Jenner Tabloid Kover View Photo Kendall Jenner says SHE’S the hot one now. Tough break, Kim Kardashian. 50. Pregnant Kardashians!!! View Photo All three Kardashian sister are engaged, according to this cover. Except that, you know, they are not all pregnant. 51. Kimye Divorce! View Photo Well, they had a good run. But Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have supposedly split after 58 days of marriage. 52. Kim Kardashian: Exposed! View Photo Tough break for Kim Kardashian. Her fake marriage has totally been exposed. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 53. Kim Kardashian Fat Feature View Photo Yes, Kim Kardashian is fat. She apparently knows that, based on this tabloid cover. 54. Kim Kardashian: Pregnant, Dumped View Photo This is a shame. Kim Kardashian is pregnant AND she’s evidently been dumped by Kanye West. 55. Kardashian Drama! View Photo Poor Kim Kardashian. She isn’t part of her family any longer, apparently. 56. Kourtney Kardashian: Dumped?!? View Photo Oh no! Kourtney Kardashian has been dumped in the delivery room. If this were true, we’d feel so sorry for her. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 57. Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian: Dumped! View Photo Oh no! Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian have all been dumped by their men according to this tabloid cover. And when do tabloid cover stories ever mislead us?!? 58. Kimye Divorce Battle? View Photo Is a divorce battle really brewing between Kim Kardashian and Kanye West? Yes, if you somehow believe this cover of In Touch Weekly. 59. In Love with Khloe! View Photo This must be embarrassing for Kourtney Kardashian, huh? According to Life & Style, Scott Disick is in love with Khloe Kardashian. 60. Khloe Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian Wedding Cover View Photo Khloe Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian are having a duel wedding! Not really. But try telling that to this issue of Life & Style. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 61. Khloe Kardashian Life & Style Cover View Photo According to this issue of Life & Style, Khloe Kardashian is pregnant by French Montana. But she’s in love with Lamar Odom. That’s gotta be awkward. 62. Dumped by Kanye! View Photo Kanye West has dumped Kim Kardashian! According to this hilariously false issue of In Touch Weekly, that is. 63. Kourtney Kardashian: Was She DUMPED? View Photo Poor Kourtney Kardashian! She’s been dumped 20 days after giving birth! We’d feel badly for her if this story were true. 64. Kourtney Catches Scott!!! View Photo Kourtney Kardashian has caught Scott Disick in bed with another woman. If you choose to believe this cover story for some odd reason. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 65. Kendall Jenner Pregnant Cover View Photo For the record, Kendall Jenner is not pregnant with Scott Disick’s chid. But why should the truth stop Star Magazine from running this cover? 66. SHOCKING PROPOSAL View Photo WHOA! Scott Disick proposed to Kendall Jenner?!? Of course not. But that didn’t stop Star from printing it. 67. Kardashians Canceled?!? View Photo Has Keeping Up with the Kardashians been canceled? No. But try telling that to this tabloid cover story. 68. Cocaine Addict! View Photo Wait… is Scott Disick addicted to cocaine?!? Yes, according to this Life & Style cover. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. The End. Up Next: ” 68 Krazy Kardashian Tabloid Kover Klaims .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Apparently some dude followed Ashley Tisdale into a Trader Joe’s grocery store in the Valley, and snapped off these pics of her from behind, I mean you can’t hate on a creep for creeping, but you can question whether this is Ashley Tisdale’s ass or not, but more importantly, you can thank him for cropping out her face, a face that even with botched plastic surgery, is one better positioned face down in a pillow, or really anything you can pin it into, when you stare at her from behind… The post Ashley Tisdale Creeper Butt Shots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kendall Jenner is a model now that her mother has positioned her properly…so it would only make sense that she would do Vogue the first time she gets the chance, even if it is actual a feature on Biber, because he’s still stupidly famous, because she probably whined at him about it long enough..because they are “friends”…. The fact that I know this…as a grown man…depresses me, but what doesn’t depress me is staring at Kendall, who isn’t all that hot in person, but who is skinny as fuck, because she’s trying to be a model, you know, apply her vapidness to something that has more respect than being cast on your porn sister’s reality show…because she is in a bikini… I think we can all agree that Vogue is officially on the level of People Magazine, in trying to be relevant, doing tabloid shit, instead of being on the cusp of fashion, they’re trailing behind and can’t keep up to the internet…but I guess they still have a strong brand name…and that’s what matters…not the fact that this looks like a shitty mall brand newspaper insert ad… The post Kendall Jenner and Bieber in Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Earlier this week, Scott Disick checked into rehab for what some claim is his fifth attempt at getting sober through in-patient care. Yes, Scott has a long history of bailing on rehab , but sources close to the reality star say that he appeared to be serious about getting off the sauce this time. In fact Scott went all the way to Costa Rica for a bizarre experimental treatment involving hallucinogenic plants that he hoped would be more effective than the traditional approaches he had tried in the past. When you look at his past, it’s not hard to see why Scott would pursue such an unusual treatment (one that still allows him to get effed-up) in such a remote location. Last summer, Scott nearly died of alcohol poisoning after a particularly epic bender. As you might expect, he checked into rehab shortly thereafter. He checked out of rehab after less than a day of rehab. But that’s not even the record-holder for Scott’s shortest stint in rehab. No, that title goes to Scott’s stint in a luxury treatment facility in Malibu, where he checked in for a four-week stay…and bolted after just 12 hours. Friends, family, and even Scott’s doctors are concerned that he’ll repeat the pattern this time, as he’s reportedly already bragged that he’ll be home on a matter of days. “Scott needs to be in rehab for at least 90 days,” says one source. “The fact that he is boasting that he’ll be back in less than a week is very, very concerning.” 11 Times Scott Disick Was a Douche 1. When He Ragged on Kim’s Marriage View Photo Lord Disick often says what we’re thinking. Especially when he’s ragging on his baby mama’s clueless sisters. 2. When He Took Kim Down a Peg View Photo Scott ragging on Kim might be the best part of the Kardashian reality shows. Every time she acts like it’s the first time she’s ever been put in her place. 3. When He Read Kourtney’s Mind View Photo Kourtney can be a tad predictable at times. No one’s better at pointing this out than Scott. 4. That Other Time He Took Kim Down a Peg View Photo Kim might lead a wildly interesting life, but she doesn’t have the personality to match. Leave it to Scott to point that out on national TV. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. When He Burned Kendall Jenner Scott doesn’t limit himself to being a douche on TV. His attacks on the Jenner sisters make Twitter a better place to be. 6. When He Pointed Out That Kris Jenner is Awful Scott might be a douche, but Kris Jenner is the worst. Fortunately, Scott’s more than happy to point that out. 7. When He Made Fun of Kourtney’s Clothes View Photo The worst thing you can do to a Kardashian is mock her clothes. Naturally, Scott takes every opportunity to do so. 8. When He Mocked Rob’s Socks View Photo Despite all of his wealth and connections, Rob Kardashian chose to design socks for a living. Scott is happy to point out how ridiculous this is. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. When He Tried to be Down With the Hood View Photo Scott even takes the occasional shot at himself. Here, he sarcastically analyzes his relationship with “the hood.” 10. When He Mocked Kim Yet Again View Photo Scott is relentless when it comes to the most famous Kardashian. And we love every second of it, 11. And of Course, When He Made Fun of the Entire Family View Photo No one mocks the Kardashian-Jenner clan quite Scott. All hail Lord Disick! The End. Up Next: ” 11 Times Scott Disick Was a Douche .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
