Both Kim Kardashian and Kendall Jenner are in Love this month. We mean this literally, as the half siblings are each featured on a different cover for the February 2015 issue of this British publication; each posing alongside model Cara Delevingne in funny and/or seductive ways. Kendall is cozying up to Cara . Kim is seemingly ignoring her . And the Winner is? Kim Kardashian Click Here To Vote for Kim Kendall Jenner Click Here To Vote for Kendall Kim Kardashian or Kendall Jenner? Whose cover of Love Magazine gets your juices flowing the fastest? View Poll » With Kim and Kendall also allegedly feuding over the latter’s modeling career – Kendall claims she reached the top of this industry on her own; Kim believes she bought Kendall’s f-cking career – it seemed appropriate to pit the siblings against one another. So that’s what we’ve done here. Take a look at Kim’s Love cover. Take a look at Kendall’s Love cover. And then vote: Whose do you like better? 24 Eye-Katching Kardashian Red Karpet Photos 1. Kisses from the Kardashians The Kardashians blow some kisses our way in this appearance. This is a photo from their fragrance launch in 2011.
Kim Kardashian Wants To Take It All Off For Magazine Cover Shoot During Next Pregnancy Here we go again! Kimmy Cakes is really to flash some more flesh , she’s just waiting to be toting a fetus while she does it. According to RadarOnline reports : Kim Kardashian wants to get naked in front of the camera, again! And though she’s done it many times before, RadarOnline.com has learned that her next shoot will feature a new addition — a baby bump! The sex tape star is desperately trying to get pregnant to give a sibling to daughter, North, and plans on doing a nude photo shoot while carrying Kanye West‘s baby, sources tell Radar. “Kim is determined to not gain as much weight as she did with North because she wants to look super hot in the naked pregnant photo shoot,” an insider revealed. “Convinced she is a muse for photographers and fashion editors, Kim is planning on doing the shoot for a major magazine, and isn’t opposed to doing full frontal nudity.” “Kanye is absolutely supportive of Kim, and loves the idea of doing a very artistic nude photo shoot while pregnant,” the source continued. Surprisingly, he doesn’t want her to get paid for it, according to the insider. Momager Kris Jenner “hopes to sell the pictures for over six figures, but Kanye has expressed no desire to go down that path,” the source added. Paper magazine featured Kim showing off her round rump in the winter 2014 issue. Kim has also appeared nude in British GQ, W magazine, and semi-nude in Playboy. And her sister Kourtney did a nude pregnant shoot in December 2014 with DuJour magazine. And Kourtney isn’t the only one Kim is in competition with for covers these days. Besides her sister Kylie’s recent Cosmpolitan cover, sis Kendall Jenner has a highly successful modeling career, and word on the curb is that Kim is jealous and often downplays Kendall’s career. Hit the flip for more on that. AKM-GSI/WENN/Instagram
Kylie Jenner Denies Reports She Dropped Out Of School She might look like a slacker running around in sweats and Tyga’s shirts, but Kylie claims she’s still quite studious . According to People.com: Kylie Jenner is keeping mum about the upcoming season of her family’s reality show, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, but she did put to rest one rumor swirling around her. “I haven’t dropped out of school,” Jenner told PEOPLE on Friday night during the grand opening of the Sugar Factory American Brasserie in Rosemont, Illinois, just outside Chicago. “I still go to school every day.” Although she continues to be dogged by speculation, Jenner, 17, said she remains a home-schooled high school student. She studies at home with a schoolteacher and has about four months to go until she’s done, she added. Once she gets her diploma, “I want to keep doing what I do now,” she said. “I love fashion … I have a lot of interests I’m pursuing.” The youngest of the Jenner/Kardashian sisters did indeed look fashionable. Though temperatures outside were below freezing, Jenner was decked out in a sleeveless, high-necked black Misha Collection open-weave crochet dress, which she paired with Gianvito Rossi high-heeled, off-white sandals with black whip-stitching. As she walked the red carpet, Jenner showed off two new “couture pops” lollipops she designed with sister Kendall Jenner – the luxuriously named “Black Diamond” and “Gray Sparkle.” Jenner played host for the grand opening, along with Nick Cannon, who showed up a few hours later to deejay at an after-party. She also chatted and took a selfie with pal Shamari Maurice, 18, who accompanied her from Hollywood Hills. He told PEOPLE that Jenner likes doing promotional appearances because “she feels like she’s following in their footsteps,” referring to her famous sisters. As for the 10th season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Jenner said “you’ll have to watch” to find out what happens, but viewers will learn about sister Kim Kardashian trying for another baby with hubby Kanye West, and see mom Kris Jenner in tears over ex-husband Bruce Jenner’s relationship with her former best friend, Ronda Kamihira. Set to debut in spring, the new season, Jenner told PEOPLE, is “really heartfelt” and contains “a lot of family stuff.” So deep… Do you think Kylie is headed for trouble or on the right track? Check out her Instagram photos from the event on the flip! AKM-GSI/WENN
Jennifer Aniston may be too old to be posing in her lingerie, especially for a magazine like the Hollywood Reporter, that’s not even designed for people to jerk off to, but instead to cover bullshit hollywood things, like why Jennifer Aniston wasn’t nominated for an Oscar, which I can safely say is probably because she’s Rachel from Friends in every single movie she’s ever done, sometimes more comedic, sometimes more sad, but always Rachel from friends, and as Rachel from Friends, she’s become rich and relevant, and this whole trying to break down her image, and be recognized for the actor that she is, is really just her being an egotistical, trying to prove to herself that she’s legit, and I feel like she’s already won, she’s too old to continue this, and the tits are still good enough….maybe it’s time to retire them….and bow out like Ross from friends did… Either way, here’s her erotica…she’s too old to bed starring in…that’s weird.
In the event you are looking for an update on Kendall Jenner and her farce of a modelling career….here it is… She’s been getting work with major brand Estee Lauder, for what you can assume was a lot of money, because Estee Lauder clearly wants to target young girls, and Kendall has a huge young girl following, thanks to being on TV, friends with all the it-girls, and I guess an it-girl herself…. She’s got bangs, which is really exciting for anyone who has a bang fetish, when I assume anyone reading this site only has a bang fetish when it comes to banging, because your loser ass will fuck anything you can. She’s also booked Vogue, because Vogue is a print magazine, print magazines are suffering, and use anyone who gets talked about, so that they get talked about is the best marketing strategy…reminding us that everyone are bottom feeding whores, sometimes it just takes a bottom feeding whore to realize that… Here are the pics… Here she is for VOGUE – Because she’s a Real Model…
OK, so I know that Kendall Jenner isn’t exactly as well-known for her booty as her fat-assed sister, but forget Kim . I’ll take Kendall in tight jeans over that chunky porn star any day. But you know, I think Kendall’s booty could be huge if she would just take me up on my three-step PR plan. See, first we put out some bikini selfies, then some lingerie selfies, and then finally, I get to put my filthy mitts all over it. That last step may not help her image, but it’ll do wonders for the Little Tuna. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading →
Kendall Jenner is a model, a reality star, an Instagram sensation… and now a journalist as well. In the February issue of Wall Street Journal Magazine, the 19-year old is dubbed one of six “luminaries” (along with Goldie Hawn and Tim Howard) to reflect on their time as a youth. “I feel like I grew up too fast a long time ago,” writes Jenner for the publication. It is true that Kendall first appeared alongside half-sister Kim Kardashian and the rest of the family on Keeping Up with the Kardashians when she was only 11 years old. Elsewhere, as she has throughout her impressive rise up the modeling industry, Kendall attributes her success to being a “workaholic,” not to having a famous last name. And she also says she’s aware that life can go by pretty darn quickly. “I just turned 19 a couple weeks ago, and I’m scared to be 20, it’s the first step out of being a teenager,” Jenner says, adding: “My sister [ Khloe Kardashian] always says to me and my younger sister, Kylie: You have your whole life to be an adult but only so long to be a kid. And we get it. “In the right situations, I try to be as immature as I can sometimes – react to things as if I were 12. You can’t take things too seriously.” No. But you can wear a shirt sometimes if you’re trying to remain a child for as long as possible. Sheesh, Kendall! 37 Wildly Inappropriate Photos of Kendall Jenner 1. Kendall Jenner: Naked and Smoking Kendall Jenner is smoking in this picture. In more ways than one! She was 18 years old at the time it was taken.
When the Wall Street Journal hires Kendall Jenner as a correspondent, you know that the nail is finally in the coffin of media, and that we’ve all gone down the clickback, instagram celebrity, road of what is relevant… The media has always been dictated by the advertisers, but when you have to hire a bootleg Kardashian, raised by the vapid whore family…as the voice of a generation…even though kids her generation hate her and what she represents…it’s almost as bad as putting her fat sister on the cover of Vogue, instead of some import car magazine she belongs on… This is what Kendall and her hired Ghost writer had to say: “I feel like I grew up too fast a long time ago. Having older siblings, you grow up around adults, so you mature more quickly. I saw my sisters and parents working every day, so I was pretty much brought up to be a workaholic. But I just turned 19 a couple weeks ago, and I’m scared to be 20—it’s the first step out of being a teenager.” Here are her being the social influencer that WSJ wants as part of their team to get some level of relevance…..Instead of breaking important fucking stories.. Garbage.. Here are some old pics of her because why the fuck not…
Carolyn Kesel, an upstate New York woman, was arrested on felony DWI charges after driving around a Walmart parking lot wasted on vanilla extract. PURE vanilla extract. Stuff will EFF you up! According to reports, Kesel had a very high BAC – a ridiculous .26 percent, or more than three times the legal limit – when Macedon, N.Y. police busted her. She had reportedly housed two bottles of vanilla extract, a common baking product that boasts a 41 percent alcohol level, putting it on par with most vodka. Kesel told officers she was lost and could not find her way out of the parking lot. Given her condition, and the sheer size of Walmart parking lots? Not shocking. Due to a prior DWI conviction stemming from a 2006 arrest, Kesel was arrested on the spot and also slapped with a felony aggravated DWI charge. Her odd choice of beverage, apparently, is not as odd as you might think. Chris Thomas, a drug counselor with the Wayne County (N.Y.) Mental Health Department, said it’s become not uncommon for people, especially teenagers. As Chris Rock once said, people wanna get high. Take away all the drugs and drinks in the world and … people will just find new ways of getting a buzz on. It makes sense if you think about it. Those who aren’t of legal drinking age can purchase and get plowed by indulging in everyday items like vanilla extract. Like the pre-Walter White days when you could buy Sudafed over the counter, no one will be the wiser when you pick up a couple at the local grocer. “Both kids and adults use it,” he said of the “drink’s” increasing popularity. “It smells like a vanilla [beverage] and no one would know the difference.” Well, unless you down two whole bottles of the stuff and drive around aimlessly. Way to ruin it for teens everywhere before they even thought of this, Carolyn. Strange But True News Hall of Fame 1. Jasmine Tridevil: Florida Woman Gets Third Breast to Become “Unattractive to Men” (And Land Reality Show) Jasmine Tridevil is a Florida woman who had a third breast surgically implanted between her other two. She says she hopes to land an MTV reality show.
Now that Kris Jenner is divorced , she’s reportedly worried about her kids drifting away from her. Makes sense, particularly since Kris spent the holidays alone after being ditched by all of her offspring. Sources say Kris is deeply worried by the fact that Kendall and Kylie Jenner are now forced to make time for her and their dad separately, and she fears she’s losing touch with her two youngest daughters. So naturally, Kris is attempting to solve the problem the same way that she deals with every other issue – by throwing a bunch of money at it! Yes, Kris is attempting to buy her daughters’ love…which may be difficult, considering Kylie and Kendall are millionaires in their own right. “She recently bought the girls expensive matching watches,” a source tells Radar Online. “Not to mention the overpriced greyhound puppy she bought Kylie for Christmas.” (Note: Insiders say Kylie is neglecting that puppy already, because of course she is.) “Kris knows that the girls both favor Bruce,” the source adds. “It’s obvious that she’s trying to buy their affection.” “Kendall has done everything she can to keep her distance from Kris and blames her for the family’s demise, whereas Kylie loves her mother but will always take Bruce’s side.” Smart girl, Kendall. Kris is nothing but trouble. Besides, once Bruce transitions into a woman , we’re sure he’ll be all the mom you need. 17 Kendall and Kylie Jenner GIFs 1. Kylie and Kendall Jenner Share a Moment Kendall and Kylie exchange a meaningful look. These two can communicate without words.
