Cakes by the pound … Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian And Kendall Jenner Film Scens For Their Reality Show With Corey Gamble Kimmy Cakes, Khloe, Kendall Jenner and Corey Gamble were photographed arriving at the Epione Laser Cosmetic Center in Beverly Hills along with a film crew. So our bets are on a “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” storyline about Kris Jenner’s latest “procedure. ” What do you think she’s having done? Khloe’s cakes are getting crazier by the day… Dayuuuuuum! Hit the flip for more photos. AKM-GSI/SplashNews
Lindsay Lohan hasn’t acted in a movie that anyone actually cared about in over a decade. Fortunately, that’s freed her up to focus on her real talents – guzzling booze and getting naked for money! All this week, she’s been honing both of her skills like they’re going out of style (and given how rapidly she’s aging, they might be). First, Lindsay got hammered with her 20-year-old sister in London, and now she’s bringing sexy back to the holiday season with the help of a Mr. Rogers-style cardigan: Lindsay Lohan: Topless For Love Magazine! Yes, it’s the latest installment in Love magazine’s series of weird, sexy “advent calendar” videos. You may remember it as the series that previously brought us such memorable images as Kendall Jenner getting spanked by Santa . But even that disturbing scene makes more sense than Lindsay writhing around in your grandfather’s sweater like she’s trying to scrape some spilled coke from the pockets. Look, we get it. Lindsay Lohan gets naked for attention , and this is really nothing new. The problem is, it seems like every time she does this, she expects a massive response from the Internet. You’d think someone who does so many drugs would understand that you can’t do the same thing over and over and get the same effect. At this point, in order to achieve the same impact as the Lindsay’s Playboy photos , she would have to stand behind an x-ray machine and juggle chainsaws, or something. Lindsay Lohan Partying Photos 1. Lindsay Lohan: Cocaine Nose? Some Instagram users have suggested that Lindsay has visible cocaine in her nostril here. Sadly, we wouldn’t be surprised.
With the holidays fast approaching, Kendall and Kylie Jenner are plugging their various products like the teenage shill-machines they were raised to be. Kendall and Kylie’s PacSun clothing line is reportedly doing far worse than expected, so there’s added pressure there. By contrast, Kylie’s hair extensions are selling like hot cakes – all the more reason to continue plugging them on her Instagram page and in interviews. But Christmas isn’t all about convincing people to buy overpriced crap from companies who bought the rights to your name. Kendall and Kylie Jenner for Pacsun 1. Kendall and Kylie Jenner Pacsun Commercial Kendall and Kylie chill in the desert and model clothes for Pacsun. The clip actually has a cool look to it. A key component of the Kardashian branding empire is keeping up the appearance of a nice, normal family that’s not lorded over by a soulless pimp-mom. So in addition to talking about the stuff they want you to buy, Kendall and Kylie have also been talking about how normal their lives are and how awesome their mom is at Christmas. “We have an amazing family surrounding us,” Kylie said in a recent interview with Splash magazine. “They taught us so much about growing up in the spotlight.” Asked about her family’s plans for Christmas, Kylie replied simply, “My mom is the holiday queen.” “She decorates the house for every single holiday,” Kendall chimed in. “At this time of year [the decor] is obviously bigger. It’s really fun. The holidays are the time we spend with family.” As ridiculous as the idea of decorating for “every single holiday” might seem, we can totally imagine Kris busting out the crepe paper rodents for Groundhog’s Day. It’s not like she actually has to lift a finger herself, and now that she’s got every one of her kids out there earning, she probably has plenty of time on her hands. 49 Inappropriate Kylie and Kendall Jenner Photos 1. Kendall and Kylie Jenner Bikini Photo This is ONE RACY photo of Kendall and Kylie Jenner in bikinis on Instagram. Goodness.
After this latest Kylie Jenner selfie, I think it’s safe to say that Kylie’s following in the family business by becoming a professional Twitter model. That, or her Instagram is all part of some elaborate LAPD online sting operation. So just to be safe, the only thing I’ll say about the newly-appointed Kardashian family teenage troublemaker is that I hope she grows up to be just like her big sisters. The hot ones, that is. Now let’s move on.
Since I still feel kinda bad about getting you perverts in trouble with those Kylie Jenner shots earlier, I figured I’d make it up to you with Kendall Jenner ‘s latest photoshoot. According to my sources, these are from the newest issue of Vogue . And I guess it’s good to see that Kendall’s actually become a real fashion model now, which makes her probably the only one in the family with a real job. But I’m sure I’m not the only one who wishes she’d stuck to amateur Instagram modeling and booty selfies like the rest of her sisters. So here’s hoping this fashion thing is just a phase.
Kylie Jenner has slowly been morphing into Kim Kardashian before our eyes. The final holdout, her backside, now appears to have completed the transformation. See Exhibit A below, posted to the star’s Instagram account: NOTE: Kylie Jenner is still merely 17 years old. Seventeen. While far from the first teenagers to experiment with self-expression, Kylie and Kendall Jenner (more so the former, of late) seem to do so more each day. The term “inappropriate” seems almost quaint these days. Kylie is upping the ante so fast and so furiously that she’s leaving the web’s collective jaw on the floor. Whether she’s experimenting with preposterous amounts of lip liner (sparking Kylie Jenner plastic surgery rumors galore) or flaunting cleavage, she’s out of control. Actually, she seems very much in control. She knows exactly what she’s doing when she’s posting images like this one, and the goal is not just to titillate Tyga. (Though we’re guessing he doesn’t object too strenuously). Kylie Jenner Lips: SEE THE TRANSFORMATION! 1. Kylie Jenner Then and Now Kylie Jenner now and just a few years ago. She looks a tad different. What we are looking at here is the next Kim Kardashian , or at least a girl who wants nothing more than to achieve the fame and fortune of her half-sister. Like Kim, she has built an enormous fandom online. Like Kim, she enjoys riling up that following, and knows how to be just controversial enough to generate more and more buzz without alienating fans. Like Kim, she is now flaunting some serious badonkadonk up in hurrr. It’s not quite Paper magazine material yet, but remember, Kim was 34 for that shoot. Kylie’s getting started so young with the transition from girl to a global brand / sex tease, just imagine where these antics will take her in the next 17 years. We don’t even want to know where your mind is now. 31 Wildly Inappropriate Photos of Kylie Jenner 1. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Pic Kylie Jenner squats and shows off her cleavage in this photo. NOTE: She is 16 years old.
We should have known that when Kendall Jenner did this Love Magazine publicity stunt, where she got spanked by Santa…in efforts to whore herself out in a creative way…so that her family can have another generation of being a whore… You know it started in the 80s with a gold digger with a dream, who sugar babied a lawyer and shat out a bunch of twats, who lived the most obnoxious of lives, thanks to the 80s rich being tacky as fuck…before seeing their neighbor and friend profit from a sex tape, only to design a sex tape of their own, for the daughter who was the most in the scene, to next level everything, play the victim card, and fucking win…I mean fucking for money is a family tradition…and bitch was fucking brother’s for free anyway…might as well make it work…and make it work they did… So I guess…when she can get a taste of the glory she wanted for herself, instead of just living off her kids she’s exploited to fill that void, she takes it and if I was THE LOVE MAGAZINE ADVENT CALENDAR , I would have used her too…there is no way this won’t go Viral…not because it is hot…but because it is pathetic…
Chris Brown announced that he and Karrueche Tran are over, putting his ex-girlfriend on blast in concert and proceeding to pose with three Kardashians. Yes, it was a particularly busy night in the life of Chris. Chris Brown: I’m Single! F–k Karrueche! Friday night during Power 106’s annual Cali Christmas show in L.A, the R&B star asked the crowd if there were any single women in the house. The applicable members of Team Breezy cheered. After a brief pause, Chris noted, “I’m single too!” Team Breezy erupted , electrified and ecstatic. Apparently, he broke up with Karrueche Tran again, and it doesn’t sound like they parted on good terms. Of his now-ex, the star said “F–k that b-tch!” Chris never was good at break-ups with girls. He wasn’t done making headlines on this night. On Instagram, he later posed with not one, not two, but three Kardashian family members hanging onto him … Khloe Kardashian joined the Kylie and Kendall Jenner lovefest, making for a truly strange scene, and one no doubt meant as a giant eff-you to Kae. Wonder what Kylie’s boyfriend (assuming she’s really cradle robbed by Tyga , Chris’ boy) thinks about this. We’re guessing he’s cool with it … maybe. On the plus side, he and Chris are tight, so better that than Kylie crawling all over some random dude, and Kendall looks more interested anyway. On the flip side … well, it’s still Chris Brown. His on-stage, humiliating, crude kiss-off directed at Karrueche Tran was about as nicely as he’s ever parted ways with a woman, which says a lot. The model has yet to passive-aggressively reply on social media, but we assume it’s just a matter of time. Then they’ll get back together after that. Anyone want to bet against us there? 25 Pics of Chris Brown Thuggin’ It! 1. Chris Brown Smoking Weed Chris Brown smoking weed – 3 joints at the same time no less. What a class act as always.
We joked about it this week after pictures of Kourtney Kardashian nude from DuJour Magazine were posted online. Considering she’s the only sister remaining who has not yet shed her clothing for a national magazine, we had to ask: When would Khloe Kardashian pose naked? And the answer, according to the new issue of OK! Weekly, probably should not come as a surprise: Maybe soon! The tabloid claims that Khloe has slimmed down considerably in recent months and is now pushing to pose in Playboy. “Khloe is dying to prove she’s just as hot as her sisters,” alleges a family insider. “She thinks her curves are a perfect fit for a men’s mag and being in Playboy has always been a dream of hers.” Back in 2008, Kardashian did bare almost all for PETA’s “I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur” campaign. Compared to the aforementioned Kourtney spread – along with the pictorial of Kim Kardashian nude in Paper Magazine this month – Khloe’s charitable naked efforts were basically rated G, however. Meanwhile, a Kendall Jenner nude photo even showed up on Instagram earlier this year, likely placing even more pressure in Khloe to get in on the No Pants Party. What do you think? Should Khloe Kardashian pose naked for Playboy? Or should she remain above the birthday suit-based fray, fully clothed and holding her head up high? 18 Naked Photos of Kardashian Family Members 1. Nude Kim Kardashian Kim Kardashian started it all when she stripped down for Playboy in 2007. She later said she regretted this naked spread, but her birthday suit photos in 2014 were a funny way of showing that.
Awwwww, so young and innocent. North West Plays With Larsa Pippen’s Daughter Sofia On Swing Set Just think, in a few years they will be doing hoodrat ish together like Kimmy Cakes and Larsa before becoming “decent well-married women…” Kimmy Cakes is currently in Miami with North West for Art Basel, so of course she’s been spending time with her MIA bestie Larsa Pippen, giving Nori time to bond with Larsa’s only daughter Sofia. Kim posted this adorable snap on IG last night: And Larsa posted a slightly different version: Pretty cute stuff… Hit the flip for photos of Kim and Larsa at Pape Magazine’s “Break The Internet” Issue dinner party last night.
