Poor Kenya ! Andy Cohen Rejects Kenya Moore’s Spin Off Reality Show Via Examiner reports: “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” star Kenya Moore came on the show and stirred up quite the bit of trouble for the other women. On the reunion show, she was accusing Phaedra Parks’ husband Apollo of flirting with her and sending her text messages to her. In addition, she was also furious with Porsha Stewart for calling her Miss America instead of Miss USA, which was enough to ruin their friendship from the beginning. Apparently, fans loved Kenya so much that they want her to get her own spin-off show. According to a new Wetpaint Entertainment report published on May 28, “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” star Kenya Moore is now being encouraged by fans to pursue her own spin-off show from Bravo. Not so fast says Bravo Exec Andy Cohen… Do you think Kenya should get a spin-off?? UrbanBelle/Bravo Continue reading →
The Real Housewives of Atlanta had Kenya declaring that “He’s Stalking, I’m Walking.” We recap all of the weirdness in our THG +/- review. I don’t know if Walter was actually stalking but if I were her I’d be running in the opposite direction because after what we learned tonight, their relationship makes even less sense. So Kenya and Walter weren’t having sex?!? Really? Miss USA swears that after months of dating and even sharing a room on vacation she never witnessed him once, um…standing at attention. Then why was she so gung ho to marry him? Did she think things were going to get better if she got a ring? Minus 20 . These two are even weirder than I originally thought. Walter’s explanation for the lack of sex makes me think even less of him. He tells the boys that Kenya was too old for him. According to Walter, “I like my women like I like my rims. 22s, 24s, 26s.” What a jackass. Minus 18. But Walter’s made friends with all of the boys. Or at least they invite him to all of their parties in the hopes of watching Kenya explode. Minus 11. I think the boys may enjoy the drama even more than the girls. Walter shows up at Kandi’s housewarming party with a much younger date on his arm. Then he dumps her in a chair to go spend time with the boys. Did I mention I thought he was a jackass? And who invited Walter in the first place? Todd? Phaedra? Has anyone else noticed that Walter seems to want to spend more time with Kordell than with his supposed dates? Just an observation. Speaking of Kordell, he didn’t seem over the moon when he thought that Porsha might be pregnant. And she was quickly brought to tears by his rant that she had to choose whether she wanted a career or a baby. Minus 10. No nannies for Porsha. But as controlling as Kordell is, sometimes I wonder if Porsha needs that in her life. Admittedly when she asked him, “So I need to pee for two whole minutes?” I laughed out loud. Plus 13. Comedy aside, should anyone that dumb be in charge of raising children? Getting back to Kenya for a minute, did you see Porsha’s face when Kenya told her she needed to dress as Halle Berry from the movie BAPS. Isn’t that the one where she wears that really tacky, vinyl orange cat suit. Plus 15 . That’s hysterical…and downright mean. It’s OK for Kenya to give her guests suggestions for her costume party but telling them what they must wear is kind of rude. Minus 10 . Of course the rest of her picks were pretty good. Cynthia will make a great Diana Ross. Phaedra and Eartha Kitt are the perfect match. But when she said she wanted Kandi to come as Tina Turner from the movie did she mean Angela Bassett playing Tina Turner? Once again, Nene Leakes looked like the sanest and most successful Housewife of the bunch. Who would have guessed that? Episode total = -41! Season total = -348!
Last night, when The Real Housewives of Atlanta visited L.A., we found out that “Peaches Don’t Grow in Hollywood,” they only visit. And one housewife pulled out a “whole lot of bitch” with good reason. We recap the late night Fatburgers and pink thongs in our THG +/- review. They can’t say they weren’t warned. Nene told Cynthia early on, “I got a little splash of crazy and a whole lot of bitch in me. ” Little did she know she’d have to use it on more than just Phaedra and Kenya. There weren’t a lot of surprising moments in tonight’s episode but one was enough. Plus 15 because it definitely brought the bitch out of Nene and the recipients deserved every verbal smackdown Ms. Leakes delivered. When NeNe invited the ladies out to L.A. for a visit, she was no fool. She didn’t have these crazy women staying in her own home. She spent good money renting a lovely home to put them up in. Plus 20 . Smart girl. But there was a down side. It’s even harder to control this group when they aren’t under the same roof. Porsha said they can all come together when called upon to do so. She didn’t say they could come together on time. Minus 10. So when NeNe planned a special dinner party at 9pm to introduce the ladies to some of her L.A. friends, she expected them there at 9…or maybe 10. How about 11pm? Nope. The group arrives at her doorstep at a quarter to midnight with smiles on their faces and weak apologies on their lips. Seriously? Minus 25. Well, Ms. NeNe was having none of it. Plus 33. She had other guests and caterers there and these women were just plain rude. This ain’t no club. You can all just exit to the left. Cynthia, Phaedra , and Porsha looked ready to slink away but Kenya kept trying to keep it light and joke it off. Group hug? No, bitch. Nice try. Exit to the left, please. And Kandi was just cranky because she was so damned hungry. Greg, who is just too nice, sent out a cheese platter to hold them over while NeNe wished them goodnight and sent them packing. I don’t blame her one bit. Thankfully there was a Fatburger open on the way home. Plus 12. The next morning Kenya tried to get the ladies on track and got up to make them all breakfast. Plus 10 . It looked damned good. Afterwards they headed over to The Groundling for an Improv class which only increased the friction between Kenya, Phaedra, and Porsha. But the funniest moment was when NeNe was the one who was late. During the tour of the back lot of NeNe’s TV show, The New Normal we got a sneak peak of her trailer and her bright pink thong. Minus 8 . Then it was off to a nice dinner…or at least that was the intention. Did Porsha bring up the exercise videos because she wanted to cause trouble or because there’s air between her ears? Minus 11. And how many times can we bring up Walter and how wonderful they all think he is? I’m not the biggest Kenya fan but she had a right to be upset. Minus 15. They were definitely pressing her buttons. Of course telling NeNe she was going to punch Phaedra in the face was a typical Kenya overreaction. Some things don’t change. Check back next week as what happens in Vegas can only be worse. EPISODE TOTAL: +21! SEASON TOTAL: -257!
If threesomes with two girls and a guy are your thing (or perhaps your personal naughty sexual fantasy) then you are going to love this video clip of Kenya Moore Continue reading →
The Real Housewives of Atlanta “Praise the Pageant.” If only they would have taken the time for a dress rehearsal. We recap all the bloopers in our THG +/- review. Cynthia throws her Miss Renaissance Pageant with lots of pushing and little polish. Minus 20 . Perhaps a dress rehearsal or two would have helped. Where to begin? How about with actor and celebrity host Boris Kodjoe. No doubt he’s a handsome man in anything he wears but Cynthia obviously needed to specify he should wear a suit, especially when all of the ladies on stage were wearing gowns. Minus 15 . Who shows up to host a pageant wearing jeans and sneakers? The man obviously needs his stylist…or his momma to dress him properly. On the up side, Cynthia was rocking that wig. Plus 10. The pageant goes off with plenty of hitches. The script is out of order. The girls’ names are all wrong and then there’s awkward silence as the judges tally the votes. Minus 18. Not that I wanted to hear Porsha sing but Cynthia should have had something planned for that obvious lull in the festivities. Like NeNe I couldn’t believe that Cynthia asked Kenya to be a judge in the pageant given their history and Kenya’s recent behavior at public events. NeNe warned her that, “a fool is a fool.” Surprisingly that’s the one decision that didn’t blow up on her. Plus 13 . Kenya showed up with her Miss USA sash but no tiara. If you can’t wear your crown to a pageant, well then where can you wear one? How funny was it to hear Phaedra try to tell Cynthia that it all went off without a hitch? Not even Cynthia could listen to that with a straight face. The pageant wasn’t the only thing giggle worthy in this episode. Try Porsha babysitting her niece. First off, where were the child’s shoes? Then Porsha learns just how quick those little legs can carry a one year old as Jayden toddles out of the kitchen. Word of advice…the dog is not an acceptable babysitter. Minus 9. Porsha did her best but Kordell might be wrong about the nanny. My guess is Porsha will have one even if she’s home 24/7. Speaking of Kordell, was that being traditional or controlling. Minus 11. Sometimes it sounds more like he’s speaking to his teenage daughter than his wife. Across town, Kandi and Todd have dinner with Phaedra and Apollo and remind me not to accept a dinner invitation from Phaedra. I don’t care how good the food or how impressed Phaedra is with the his vocabulary, listening to the chef compare my meal to genitalia was simply unappetizing. Minus 30. Can anyone guess how many jokes are floating around the twitterverse about the creator of Bedroom Kandi singing a Gospel song? It’s so easy I’m not even going to go there. Looks like we’ll be getting a lot more NeNe next week as the girls head off to LA. Episode total = -80! Season total = -278!
Thank goodness The Real Housewives of Atlanta were all “Prayed Up” when the rule was that you’re guilty until proven guilty. What?!? Let’s recap the failings of both friendship and speech in our THG +/- review. Porsha’s planning hubby Kordell’s birthday bash and she’s showing off dresses to her family. This has to be the first time I’ve ever heard a mother tell her daughter that she needs to show more cleavage. Minus 10 . Momma says she needs to wear something so that her husband gets to see more of his wife at the party. Doesn’t he get to see the whole package in private? Porsha tries to do some party planning while handling 18 month old niece Jayden and she can’t understand why the child won’t stop crying. Children love Porsha. Minus 13 . Does it ever occur to her the child could be hungry/tired/just wants to get down? Porsha looks completely flustered. This is the woman who wants twins! Across town Phaedra visits Kandi and she makes them some sweat tea. I don’t mean to be picky but this is the South. Shouldn’t there be actual tea bags involved? Minus 8 . Kandi brings up Kenya’s crazy antics from the charity event and Phaedra tries to play it off like it’s no big deal. Kandi’s not buying it. Plus 11 . The conversation goes from donkey booty to stallion booty to Home Depot booty. Just when I think it can’t get any worse Phaedra’s judging Kenya’s discount panties. Minus 15 . Do we really need to go there? Speaking of Kenya, she’s going for a biopsy for two lumps in her breast. Does the doctor really have to play up the suspense of the results for the camera? This isn’t a game show. Minus 20. That’s simply cruel. Cynthia has Porsha over for a meeting about the pageant and the Bailey Boys are pretty harsh. I know Kenya was an arrogant b*tch when she was there but does that mean everyone else has to get a lecture as though they were an impolite child? Minus 18. Then in a strange twist, Cynthia fires Porsha from a job she isn’t being paid to do. Odd and kind of rude. Even if it’s not working couldn’t Cynthia have limited Porsha’s role and just waited for the pageant to be over? Letting her go seems like she’s burning a bridge and treating a supposed friend badly. Minus 12 . How can you not love Porsha? Her grammar alone is worth keeping her around. Plus 20. This week she’s “perturred.” Last week she described her vocal talent as being a “congloberation” of pop styles. English can be a difficult language, even when it’s your only one. And if Porsha thinks that everyone is “guilty until proven guilty” well then Atlanta is a tougher town than I thought. But Porsha’s dress is gorgeous and the casino party is a success. Kordell seems to enjoy it. Plus 10 To Kordell, 40 is the new 20…for men. Thanks Kordell. Minus 8. Cynthia and Peter arrive and Cynthia says they accepted the invitation because it’s important to be the bigger person. Um… Cynthia fired Porsha and Porsha still invited her to the party so doesn’t that make Porsha the bigger person here? Then Walter shows up, sans Kenya and the boys just have to ask what’s up. Walter says it was pretty much over after Anguilia prompting Peter to mention that “at the airport you were kind of walking extra fast.” Plus 12. I don’t think Walter could have gotten away fast enough. In other Atlanta news, Kandi’s looking to add a gospel track to her next album and her producers laugh. Minus 15 . Good for her for holding her ground. And although I agree with the sentiment, telling Kandi, “you’re singing the hell out of it” seems rather inappropriate when talking about a gospel song. Minus 7. Miss NeNe was a little too busy heading out for tacos in the Hollywood Hills to be bothered with any of it. Episode total = -73! Season total = -198!
The Real Housewives of Atlanta didn’t have to work very hard to “Make an Ass out of a Donkey” since there seems to be enough of both to go around. We recap all the jiggly booties and fishnet suits in this week’s THG +/- review. Oh, where to begin? We’ll start with our dueling booty videos. On the one end you have Kenya who is working out with a trainer to get the product…and her booty just right. Plus 15. On the other end you’ve got Phaedra, who seems more interested in the cover art than the workout. Between Ms. Parks’ tongue hanging out and the way she was hanging all over Apollo I began to wonder if this was a fitness workout or a porn video? Minus 11. And if Kenya was so sure she was in the right with her Stallion booty video, why was she trying to do damage control with Porsha of all people? Even their insults were lame. If ashy feet are the best you can come up with then just shut up and sit back down. Minus 17. Checking in with Cynthia I began to wonder if I’m the only one who thinks she gets a little less classy with every episode. Apparently there wasn’t enough money in modeling to keep the Bailey Agency going so she’s jumping into pageants which she readily admits she knows very little about. Minus 9. Cynthia found herself a pageant expert who started talking about the fees she could charge the mothers of 13 year old girls. Entry fees, make up fees, photo fees. The list was almost endless and the charges rang up from $75 to up to $1,200. You could just see the dollar signs sparkling in Cynthia’s eyes. And to ensure those dollars stay in her pocket she’s asked Porsha to help. Minus 20 . What on earth was she thinking? Has Porsha shown a talent for anything but giggling and looking pretty? It will be such a shock when this partnership falls apart at the seams…not! But Cynthia showed her true self when she started bashing Phaedra, her supposed friend. Minus 18 . Yes, they’ve had their issues but Cynthia seemed to take great pleasure in running to Kenya and stirring that pot. When did NeNe become the classiest Housewife on this show? She’s got an acting coach and a charity shoe event. No one can say she’s not making it happen. Plus 30. Then Kenya took the charity event on a turn into the bizarre. After Phaedra wore that fishnet bathing suit on vacation I prayed I’d never have to see it again. Unfortunately my prayers went unanswered. Minus 22. If Kenya wanted people to stop saying she’s cray cray, she really needed to stop acting like it. How funny was it when Kenya pointed out to Phaedra that she only attacked her professionally, then went on to attack her personally not 30 seconds later? Plus 10. I’ve always thought Phaedra was wrong to spread the rumor that Kenya was mentally ill. That’s not something to joke about but Kenya’s behavior does make me wonder if she missed her meds. Where does all the cray cray leave us? With Kandi mentioning she’d like to sing gospel. Maybe she can hook that up to her musical vibrators at Bedroom Kandi. Just saying. Episode total = -42! Season total = -125!
Kenya might be ‘Gone With The Wind Fabulous’ but it’s clear no one likes her azz! Kenya Moore Talks About Porsha Stewart And Phaedra Parks She’s already in the middle of a feud with her The Real Housewives of Atlanta co-star Phaedra Parks over their rival “booty” workout DVDs . But now Kenya Moore is widening her pool of enemies by getting into a public – and very loud – screaming match with fellow housewife Porsha Stewart. Via RadarOnline reports: In a sneak peek of Sunday’s episode, the two women meet at a posh Atlanta restaurant to talk about why their relationship is going sour. Even before they begin, Kenya dramatically tells their waiter to “take the knives off the table, just in case.” She then tells Porsha she thinks Phaedra is poisoning their friendship, saying: “I feel like the whole reason that a…relationship [is] starting between you and Phaedra is because of a fall-out between me and Phaedra over a business situation . “And all of the things that she’s been saying about me are not true.” Porsha responds by saying: “I already knew that you and Phaedra have beef, or something going on. But whatever Phaedra’s telling me is not what has affected our relationship. “It just went real, real bad, real fast. Phaedra has never been in between that.” The discussion reaches fever pitch when Kenya accuses Porsha of being a “pawn,” saying she is trying to have a “grown woman conversation” with her. But the fur really starts to fly when she tells Porsha: “I need to have a woman in front of me to be able to do that.” As the argument and their voices escalate other diners look visibly annoyed by the noise the screaming housewives are making. In the end both women storm out of the restaurant, agreeing to disagree. Kenya later says to the camera: “Oh my God Phaedra and Pors Kenya has been crazy from day one she came bursting out of the gate ranting like a loony person. If she thinks it’s getting her attention and fame it’s only showing her as. Porsha might be half her age but she’s isn’t close to being half as crazy.
NeNe Leakes Defends Kenya Moore As you may have heard by now, RHOA pageant queen turned reality ratchet Kenya Moore plans to release a workout video entitled “Stallion Booty” to rival that of her fellow RHOA cast member Phaedra Parks’ “Donkey Booty” workout DVD. The latest episode had both big-bootied ladies at odds over plans to capitalize on their cakes, and now cast member NeNe Leakes is weighing in on who she thought was in the right. Here’s what “rich beyotch” NeNe had to say via her personal blog: via Bravo TV This past episode was all about being an a**, LOL! Me personally, I like to roll with Team Right! Friend or no friend! Let me take you back a minute. Remember when Phaedra was going to represent Sheree in her child support case? Phaedra made it clear that she doesn’t work for free, and she supposedly had to chase sheer down for 5k before she would start the proceedings. We are all in businesses that we hope will make us money, and doing business with friends is always a tricky thing. It’s funny how the two of them pride themselves on being such business women but didn’t have enough business sense to have a contract upfront. My thoughts are this: from what I could see on the show, Phaedra didn’t think Kenya deserved to be paid. If Kenya was going to help produce Phaedra’s donkey booty video, she should be paid for her efforts and hard work! Surely Phaedra paid the men she met with. From what we’ve seen, Kenya has been doing the most this entire season in every way possible, so it’s no surprise that Phaedra was a lil cautious about partnering with her on a business level. What do you think of NeNe’s take on it all?
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