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Bristol Palin: Engaged to Dakota Meyer!!!

We’re very sorry, Bevi Shippers. But it really is all over between Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston . Because Bristol Palin is engaged!!! The daughter of Fox News contributor Sarah Palin announced the major life news on Instagram today, using her allegedly foul mouth  to kiss fiance Dakota Meyer in an adorable picture of the newly-betrothed couple. “Truly the luckiest girl in the world, cannot wait to marry this man!!!!” Palin wrote as a caption to the image, quickly adding one later of her new engagement ring: Dakota Meyer is a U.S. Marine veteran who received the Medal of Honor in 2009. “I’m definitely the luckiest guy ever to be able to spend the rest of my life with @bsmp2,” the 26-year-old wrote himself on Instagram, adding simply: “#shesaidyes.” Bristol, of course, rose to national prominence when her mom was added to John McCain’s Presidential ticket in 2008. Only 18 at the time, Bristol was unmarried and pregnant with the baby of Johnston, to whom she was engaged before the couple split for good in 2010.  They have a six-year old son named Tripp together. Bristol went on to compete on Dancing with the Stars and to anchor an A&E reality show that no one watched. This will be her first marriage. Bristol Palin Photos: Through the Years 1. Bristol Palin Before Plastic Surgery View Photo Well, before she reportedly had plastic surgery, anyway. You have to admit, she looks different than this now. Very different. 2. Bristol Palin After Plastic Surgery View Photo We don’t know for a fact that Bristol Palin had plastic surgery. But she looks a lot different in the face nowadays. Just saying. 3. Bristol Palin Pre-Plastic Surgery View Photo This is Bristol Palin. She used to look so fresh-faced and normal. 4. Bristol Palin Post-Plastic Surgery View Photo Bristol Palin looks a little different lately, don’t you think? We’re not saying she got plastic surgery, but … she looks like she did. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Bristol Palin Riding View Photo Bristol Palin riding a mechanical bull … Levi Johnston style. Sorry. But someone heckled her with just that line. 6. Bristol Palin Body View Photo Bristol Palin’s body has shrunk considerably over the years. Good for her. 7. You Da Palin! View Photo Bristol Palin gives a shout out to her Dancing With the Stars supporters. She had a heck of a run last season. 8. Bristol Palin: Life’s a Tripp Photo View Photo Bristol Palin in a promotional photo from her new reality show, Bristol Palin: Life’s a Tripp. Bristol Palin’s son’s name is … Tripp. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Bristol Photograph View Photo Sarah Palin has told the media to leave daughter Bristol alone. There’s just one problem with that request: Bristol Palin continues to show up on television and pose for tabloid covers. If she goes away, we promise not to follow her. 10. The Thrilla From Wasilla View Photo Bristol Palin is the Thrilla From Wasilla. We just made that up but it sounds good no? 11. Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin View Photo Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston cheer Sarah Palin as she accepts the Republican Vice Presidential nomination from John McCain at the 2008 Republican National Convention in St. Paul, Minnesota. 12. Bristol Palin and Tripp Johnston View Photo Bristol Palin cradles baby son Tripp. It’s a cute photo. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. They Chose Life View Photo Bristol Palin and Sarah Palin chose to keep their babies. This is an interesting way of talking about that decision. 14. Bristol Palin, Teen Mom View Photo Bristol Palin will lament or flat-out embrace being a teen mom … whatever floats her boat at that instant or benefits her financially. God Bless America. 15. Bristol and Willow Palin View Photo Bristol and Willow Palin in Harper’s Bazaar. These two seem like really nice youngsters. 16. Bristol Palin and Her Baby View Photo Bristol Palin and baby Tripp cover People magazine in May 2009. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Caged Bristol View Photo From the looks of it here, Bristol Palin is about to become uncaged. We cannot wait for that moment. 18. Bristol Palin Shakes It View Photo Bristol Palin shakes it on Dancing With the Stars. Mark Ballas wholly approves. 19. Bristol Palin and Mark Ballas Photo View Photo Bristol Palin and Mark Ballas are tearing up Dancing With the Stars. Or are at least paired together. 20. Bristol and Mark: So Sexual View Photo Look at the sensuality of Bristol Palin and Mark Ballas on the floor. What heat. Pure heat. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Bristol at the Mint View Photo Bristol Palin heads to the Mint in L.A. The daughter of Sarah Palin is going all out. 22. Bristol P. Pic View Photo Bristol Palin is doing her thing on Dancing With the Stars. That thing is busting a move hard core. And going into bars underage. 23. A Bristol Palin Pic View Photo Bristol Palin is one of the best. She continues to make so much news for us for basically no reason! 24. Bristol Palin, Tripp Palin View Photo Bristol Palin and her son Tripp in a promotional photo from Life’s a Tripp, her new reality show. Yes, this is a real story. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Bristol Palin Book Signing View Photo Bristol Palin at her recent book signing. Who ever ghosted her book isn’t terrible. 26. BP Spills View Photo Bristol Palin back before she got her new jaw. She’s opening up about all sorts of things like coughing up her v-card. 27. Bristol Palin, Car View Photo Bristol Palin poses with her shirtless son and her car. Nice Twitpic. 28. Bristol Pic View Photo Bristol Palin on Dancing With the Stars with Mark Ballas. She had a good run, twice. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. The Pistol View Photo Bristol the Pistol is going all the way on DWTS. Just accept this now. 30. Bristol and Tripp View Photo Bristol Palin with her son, Tripp, on her new reality show Life’s a Tripp. He’s cute. Her? The verdict is still out. The End. Up Next: ” Bristol Palin Photos: Through the Years .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…

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Khloe Kardashian Kuddles with Niece: Krazy Kute!

Khloe Kardashian has shared a krazy kute photograph on Instagram. The reality star – who will return to the small screen tonight when Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 10 kicks off on E! – posted a sweet snapshot of herself and niece Penelope on the social media site yesterday.  “Kisses,” Kardashian simply wrote of the picture, which features giving a peck to Kourtney Kardashian’s two-year old daughter. A day earlier, Khloe posted another cuddly photo of the relatives watching TV in matching holiday pajamas. She included with it the caption “KoKo [loves] P.” Penelope is one of three kids Kourtney has with terrible baby daddy Scott Disick . Her siblings include five-year old Mason and two-month old Reign. Khloe, of course, does not have any children of her own. But she’s been open in the past about her desire to squeeze some out. For now, however, Kardashian is working on her baby abs more than she is on having any actual babies. And she’s looking pretty darn hot while doing so! 11 Kardashian Secrets: Booze, Body Odor, and Bruce’s Fetish 1. Scott and Kourtney Sleep in Separate Rooms View Photo Not surprising: Scott’s a slob. Surprising: He and Kourtney sleep as far away from each other as possible. “Scott was a complete and utter mess,” the maid claims. “He’d leave food everywhere and crumbs covered his bed, which was on the opposite side of the house from Kourtney.” 2. Bruce Jenner Loves to Cross-Dress View Photo The maid describes finding women’s underwear under Bruce’s bed: “He’d hide it under his bed. I guess he didn’t want his family to know.” 3. Kanye Stinks View Photo “One time, Kim asked me to wash Kanye’s white T-shirt,” says the maid. “It reeked of the worst body odor I have ever smelled. There were armpit stains that were soaking wet. It made me shiver.” 4. Kim is Kind View Photo “Kim would sit and chat with [the housekeepers],” says the source. “And she was generous. One time she gifted someone on her staff a computer for Christmas. It was awesome and so kind. She was the only one out of the three to give anyone helping out any gifts.” Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. But She’s Also a Slob View Photo “Kim’s bedroom and bathroom are beyond filthy at all times no matter how often it was cleaned,” the maid claims. “The minute Kim entered everything was trashed – like a tornado had just gone through it.” ​ 6. Scott Disick: Raging Alcoholic View Photo The Kardashian’s maid describes Scott as “constantly drunk.” She claims he would litter the house with empty booze bottles and she once found a white powdered substance in his bathroom. 7. Kourtney is Hell on Heels View Photo “Kourtney was by far the most rude and unappreciative person in the family,” says the housekeeper. “She was also extremely strict and a total neat freak.” 8. And She’s Cheap View Photo “One time she called two different grocery stores to compare the price of a chicken breast. Who does that?” Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Khloe is the Most Fun View Photo “She loves to play practical jokes, especially on Kim,” says the source. “She would hide her clothes and shoes and Kim would panic. Khloe would think it was the funniest thing.” 10. And She Puts Kim in Her Place View Photo Khloe is apprently the only one willing to lay down the law with her more famous sis: “She couldn’t handle that Kim would just leave her clothes on the floor for someone to pick up. She thought her sister was a slob.” 11. Kris Likes to Get Sloshed View Photo The housekeeper describes Kris as “the life of the party.” “When she has a few too many drinks in her she’s been known to bump into walls but otherwise, she was so nice and always asked everyone on the staff about their home lives.” The End. Up Next: ” 11 Kardashian Secrets: Booze, Body Odor, and Bruce’s Fetish .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…

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21 Times Justin Bieber Got ROASTED on Comedy Central

Justin Bieber has been officially roasted – and totally, completely, entirely, painfully toasted. Comedy Central taped the much-hyped Justin Bieber Roast last night, with comedian Kevin Hart emceeing an event that tore the singer apart. There were jokes about Bieber’s sexuality. About his attempts to come across as tough. About his relationship with Selena Gomez . And about his many run-ins with the laws. Nothing was off limits, and very little was rated PG. Consider yourself warned as you click through the night’s best quips and insults:   21 Justin Bieber Burns from the Comedy Central Roast 1. Justin Bieber Roast: Who Said What? View Photo ROASTED! Read on to relive the best very burns, disses, one-liners and insults from the Justin Bieber Roast on Comedy Central. 2. Kevin Hart View Photo Bieber has 10 million fans – most are in middle schools, or standing at least 500 feet away from one. 3. Ludacris View Photo You act so much like a pussy, Ellen tried to eat you. 4. Will Ferrell (as Ron Burgundy) View Photo I always encouraged people to stay classy. And what’s more classy than hanging out with Floyd Mayweather. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Hannibal Buress Justin, I don’t like your music. I think it’s bad, man. I hate your music. I hate your music more than Bill Cosby hates my comedy. 6. Shaquille O’Neal View Photo You have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most-hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn’t rank that low. And he uses your music to torture people. 7. Natasha Legerro Justin’s fan are called beliebers because it’s politically incorrect to use the word retards. 8. Chris D’Elia You literally are a guy who has it all, except respect, love, good parents, and a Grammy. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Martha Stewart View Photo Let’s get to the reason I’m here: to give Justin some tips for when he inevitably ends up in prison… The only place people will be following you in jail is into the shower. 10. Jeffrey Ross View Photo Seth Rogen thinks you’re a conceited piece of sh-t… and he hangs out with James Franco. 11. Jeffrey Ross on Selena Gomez Banging Bieber It proves “Mexicans will do the disgusting jobs Americans just won’t do.” 12. Ludacris Again Justin wants to be black so bad he’s actually seen Kevin Hart’s movies in theaters. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Pete Davidson My castmate on SNL, Kate McKinnon, does a perfect impression of Justin. Right down to the clit. 14. Shaq on Kevin Hart Kevin is the only celebrity with a star on the yellow brick road. 15. Kevin Hart Again View Photo Selena Gomez couldn’t be here tonight. Just because she didn’t want to be here. 16. Natasha Leggero on Hart Kevin, you look like someone put 50 Cent in the dryer. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Pete Davidson on Martha Stewart Martha is so old, her first period was the Renaissance. 18. Martha Stewart Slam! View Photo I’ve come up with a douche that no one has ever heard of, you know, like Chris D’Elia. 19. Chris D’Elia Again Those Calvin Klein billboards you were made are terrible. And I was in Whitney. 20. Natasha Leggero on Hart… Again Kevin, you are everywhere. He is going to be on the next season of Game of Thrones. He’s going to play Peter Dinklage’s shadow. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Jeffrey Ross on Stewart Martha Stewart, I want to f-ck you so bad. I bet your pubic hair is fifty shades of gray. 22. Justin Bieber View Photo What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours. The End. Up Next: ” 21 Justin Bieber Burns from the Comedy Central Roast .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… After stars such as Ludacris, Martha Stewart and Shaquille O’Neal laid into him, Bieber was able to get the last word in, however. “Damn, you guys were brutal,” he said at the end of the Roast. “This was supposed to be a birthday present. When people ask me what I got for my 21st birthday, I’ll tell them I got my dick kicked in.” The singer, who is clearly aiming to rehab his image , then grew serious. “I lost some of my best qualities,” he said, referencing his behavior from the past year or so and adding: “I’m looking forward to being someone you’re proud of.. You have my word, I will not end up broken, pathetic, bitter, or sitting on someone else’s roast. I’m at a moment of change. This is a new day.” The Justin Bieber Roast will air at 10/9c on Comedy Central on Monday, March 30.

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11 Scandalous Saturday Night Live Skits: Jesus Christ, No!

Saturday Night Live courted controversy over the weekend when it made fun of a recent Toyota commercial by having host Dakota Johnson join ISIS . Not every viewer found this parody funny, however, considering the growing number of young U.S. women who actually have joined this Middle Eastern terrorist group, contributing to countless civilian deaths in the process. But SNL is no stranger to controversy. 11 Controversial Saturday Night Live Sketches 1. Dick in a Box Some consider it the funniest Digital Short in SNL history. Others, without a sense of humor, were outraged that such filth went viral. Which side are you on? 2. Dakota Johnson ISIS Commercial View Video Dakota Johnson joins ISIS in this parody Saturday Night Live commercial. It did not go over well on social media. 3. Tim Tebow Meets Jesus View Video Not all viewers found it hilarious when SNL parodies Tim Tebow’s faith by having him speak to Jesus Christ in an NFL locker room. 4. Djesus Uncrossed When Christoph Waltz hosted in 2013, he mocked Django Unchained by starring as the Son of God himself in Djesus Uncrossed. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. The Verquonica An ad for The Verquonica parodided the actual Starbucks coffee maker The Verismo. But critics called out SNL for the stereotypical African-American voice that accompanied its fake product and which didn’t know how to spell any names properly. 6. SNL Mocks Tiger Woods View Video With Blake Lively as Elin Woods, SNL mocked the Tiger Woods domestic violence story via this sketch. But is domestic violence ever something that should be mocked? 7. Kevin Hart in Drag View Video Kevin Hart faced a wave of criticism following his 2013 hosting gig because he donned a dress and wig to play the part of Quvenzhane Wallis in a sketch about the Pope. 8. Mocking Blind Governor David Paterson View Video “I can take a joke,” said then-New York Governor David Paterson, who was mocked for being blind. “But only 37 percent of disabled people are working and I’m afraid that that kind of third-grade humor certainly adds to this atmosphere. Let’s just say I don’t think it helped.” The sketch was also criticized by the National Federation of the Blind, who called it “absolutely wrong.” Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. The Defamation of Thailand View Video This fake Rosetta Stone commercial depicted many older men wanting to learn Thai so they could travel to Thailand… “for a thing.” In other words: to take advantage of that country’s sex trade industry. 10. What’s Up with Samuel L. Jackson? He cursed while appearing on What’s Up with That, that’s what was up with Samuel L. Jackson. 11. Sinead O’Connor vs. The Pope It happened over 20 years ago, but when Sinead O’Connor tears up a photo of the Pope on stage, the image lingers for a long time. The End. Up Next: ” 11 Controversial Saturday Night Live Sketches .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… The late-night sketch comedy program has been on for four decades. Over that time, it managed to ruffle quite a few feathers, especially over the past few years when social media has enabled trolls critics to slam a skit within seconds of it airing. In the above video gallery, we’ve recounted 11 times in recent history when a sketch has gone viral for reasons more scandalous than humorous. A few involve religion. A couple are believed to be racist. And one centers entirely on Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake placing their private parts in a box and presenting it as a gift to their loved ones. So gross, right?!?

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AM BUZZ: Jay Z Facing Paternity Suit?; Meek Mill Gets Read By His Baby’s Mother & More

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West Wins NBA All-Star Celebrity Game, As Kevin Hart Takes MVP

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