Khloe Kardashian proves the Germans and their weird scat fetishes is still a fucking thing…. The post Khloe Kardashian for GQ Germany of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHMGOOLB0Mh/ I’m just going to get this out in the open right now: I am not a fan of the Kardashians. At all. But I’ve remained (publicly) silent over the years about the clan because I believe in live and let live. But as the news came in yesterday that the sister’s companies served papers […]
The Cleveland Cavaliers lost three games in a row last week. All were to teams that would qualify for the playoffs if the season ended today (the Bucks, Clippers and Bulls), while the Cavs still sit at 14-5, the best record in the Eastern Conference. But this wasn’t satisfactory for at least one Cleveland fan. He took to Twitter shortly after the mini losing streak and pointed his finger of blame at the real source of the team’s misery. Lackluster three-point shooting? No, Khloe Kardashian. The reality star, of course, is dating Tristan Thompson. The two got together this summer and have since gone very public with their relationship, kissing on the dance floor (see photos below) of a Halloween party and celebrating last year’s Cavs’ title together in Cleveland. They seem very happy together. But Kardashian dated Houston Rockets guard James Harden prior to last season… and Houston went on to suffer through a very disappointing campaign. She was previously married to Lamar Odom… and his life has taken a dangerous, almost deadly downward spiral over the past couple years. So many Cavs fans were understandably concerned that Thompson – a vital running mate for LeBron James and company – would fall victim to the dreaded Kardashian Kurse, derailing the team’s hopes for a second consecutive championship. Hence the frustration of one Twitter user during the aforementioned winning dry spell last week. He tried to blame Khloe for the squad’s poor play, only to be handed his rear end big time by the awesome celebrity. “They are #1 in their conference,” Khloe wrote in response to this diss, adding: “But thanks 4 sucking my dick hard enough 2 think I have that much power. Lick on my balls while you’re at it.” HA! You tell ’em, Keeks! It’s worth noting, by the way, that Thompson is averaging fewer points per game this season than his career average, it’s true. But his rebounds are up and his blocks are up; and he’s paid to hustle, defend and clean the boards. No one could accuse Thompson of having a down year, even if he is going down on Khloe Kardashian more often this season than he did last season. Previous rumors claimed that LeBron had ordered Thompson to stop dating Khloe. We doubt that was ever the case, but that would be a suggestion (considering the source) that Thompson would perhaps follow. View Slideshow: Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson Make Out. HARD. Some random Twitter user, though? Please. If you come at this Instagram Queen, dude, you better not miss. And she just shot you down so badly that you deleted your original Tweet. Unlike Thompson’s season to date, that’s just weak.
Kim Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian compared their broken down faces that have been rebuilt with shitty face fillers – so that they are a living and breathing instagram filter….while more importantly they also compare their lipo suction stomachs and fake asses because that’s just what these low life trashy girls who make a lot of fucking money thanks to being rich, connected, well followed while the industry throws money at them – because they like to chase followers – rather than chase good content – as the world – is all a bunch of whores – and the Kardashians are just the product of that world – the figureheads that more girls imitate rather than lynch like the witches they are…..Garbage fucking people….this is not hot….but middle aged girls playing “hot” instagram hooker…they are fucking muppets…muppets that should be killed off but who are instead worth ruining thanksgiving over. There are only two pics out now – but there will be more – thanks fame whores for using fame whores to market bullshit – and perpetuate this hell we live… The post Kim and Khloe Kardashian Ass Show for Some Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Oh, those wacky Kardashians … is there anything they won’t do for some money and/or some attention? Seriously, is there? Because it’s really, really not looking like it. It seems like this families first instinct in literally every situation is just “film it!”, to film every single thing they ever, ever do in life so that they can put it on television where many people will watch it and talk about it. That way, they will get paid forever, they will get attention forever, and we are all caught in this vicious cycle, right along with Kris and Co. But it’s so hard to break the cycle, isn’t it? After all, we as a people have been ingrained with the need to keep up with the Kardashians now. It’s in our blood. (Maybe literally, we can’t put anything past these people.) So it is with so many conflicted feelings — “ooh, juicy!” vs. “no ugh god please stop,” for instance — that we bring you this latest bit of Kardashian news … Looks like we just might have a wedding to look forward to, y’all! But not just any old wedding, no. According to this delightful new report, we’re talking about a double wedding. That’s right. We’re talking Kourtney Kardashian marrying Scott Disick while Khloe Kardashian marries Tristan Thompson . Together. At the same time. Who comes up with this stuff? Obviously Kris Jenner, right? And if we’re to believe an insider who spoke with InTouch, she’s definitely the mastermind behind this latest stunt. And yes, it definitely is a stunt. As this source tells it, Kris has been real sad with what’s been happening with her family lately. Kim Kardashian’s been off social media for nearly two months now , and Kendall Jenner straight up deleted her Instagram last week — so much silence isn’t good for the brand, you know. Sure, Kylie Jenner’s been a peach, posing topless and in sheer lingerie just in the past few days, but Kylie can’t keep the empire alive all on her own. And so, in an attempt to get people, so many people, all the people to look at them, Kris came up with this double wedding scheme. “Kris knows Khloe and Kourtney will go for it when she shows them how much money they can make and how it would keep the family empire alive,” the source claims. “She knows Khloe is desperate to marry again, so she’s pushing her to wed Tristan.” As for Kourtney’s half of the wedding, apparently Kris told her that Scott is “a changed man,” and that “getting married and becoming a proper family is the right thing to do.” So could this actually happen? Could Kris convince Kourtney to change her mind after over a decade and marry Scott? Could she convince Khloe to marry a guy she’s only known for a few months? Well, probably she could do that second one . Really, we shouldn’t put anything past Kris Jenner. They don’t call her Kween for nothing. View Slideshow: 11 Times Kris Jenner Has Acted Without Shame
Forbes has come out with a list of the highest paid stars on reality television between June 2015 and June 2016. Who sits atop this list? And how much did that person bring home over the past year or so? Scroll down. Find out. And prepare for your jaw to drop… hard. 1. Bethenny Frankel The Real Housewives of New York cast member and Skinnygirl entrepreneur brought in $8.5 during this time span. 2. How Did She Do It? She still makes millions per year off her signature cocktail line and also licensed out the Skinnygirl names to everything from granola bars to kitchen appliances. 3. Kourtney Kardashian The reality star “only” earned $10 million. We put that word in quotation marks because we’re comparing Kourtney to her sisters. 4. Where Did It Come From? Aside from her Keeping Up with the Kardashians salary, Kourtney shills for Manuka Doctor skin products and Kardashian Beauty. 5. Kris Jenner It pays to be a mother and a manager. To the tune of $11.5 million. 6. Wait… How?!? Because she takes a cut of the money made from all of her kids. That’s how a manager rolls. View Slideshow
North West Has A Blast Doing Aunt Khloe Kardashian’s Makeup On Snapchat Everybody knows that “Auntie KoKo” is loco for her nieces and nephews, so we weren’t surprised to see North make a recent appearance on her snapchat “helping” Khloe out with her makeup. Adorable right? Kids definitely pick up on what they’re around . We just hope North, Penelope, Mason, Reign and Dream don’t pick up on the bad stuff… Hit the flip for more precious snaps.
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