The Kardashians were back, and more … Kardashian than ever as Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 10 Episode 1 kicked off a new season Sunday. As expected, the drama was off the chain as the family struggles to adapt to life after Bruce and Kris’ divorce, while Kim was trying feverishly to get pregnant. Let’s break down those storylines and more from last night’s premiere … Watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 10 Episode 1 Online Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 10 Episode 1 wasted no time delving into many topics familiar to those who follow the family in the tabloids. Most notably, the deepening divide between the Jenners and the Kardashians, who are still “transitioning” in the wake of Bruce and Kris’ breakup. Bruce Jenner is transitioning in other ways, of course, although you won’t hear or see this overtly when you watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online . Instead, you’ll see what amounts to foreshadowing, as the Olympic great revealed that he was feeling “so separated” from the rest of the Kardashian family. “Kardashians over here and the Jenners over here,” Bruce told Kourtney Kardashian, and perhaps fittingly, he felt isolated. “Little me in the middle.” The 65-year-old is now living in his own place in Malibu, Calif. Diplomatically, Bruce said Kris could be “opinionated” and the two of them spent “24 years together, every day, all the time. So sometimes it’s a little tough.” On the flip side, living alone “can get pretty lonely not seeing the kids every day. I certainly wish they would be spending more time out at my house.” To cheer him up, his sons from his previous marriage, Brody and Brandon Jenner, decided to throw him a party, themed “Bruce on the Loose.” He was sad, however, that only Kendall Jenner showed up to it. No Kardashian sisters and not even one of his biological daughters, Kylie Jenner . 17 Photos of Bruce Jenner Looking Sort of Like a Woman 1. Bruce Jenner: Becoming a Woman? View Photo Bruce Jenner is a very lucky man. He no longer has to live in the same house as Kris Jenner. 2. Bruce Jenner Looking Different View Photo Bruce Jenner looks a lot different than he used to. We’re not judging, but it’s a fact of life these days. 3. Bruce Jenner Transformed View Photo Bruce looks nothing like his old self these days. Many have suggested he’s a victim of bad plastic surgery. 4. Bruce Jenner: Sex Change to Come? View Photo The appearance of Bruce Jenner has raised many questions. Is there any chance he really wants to undergo a sex change? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Bruce Jenner Star Cover View Photo Bruce Jenner will be a woman soon, according to this tabloid anyway. The stuff they get away with printing these days. 6. Bruce Jenner with a Ponytail View Photo How long is Bruce Jenner’s hair these days? He can easily wear is in a ponytail. 7. Bruce Jenner Image View Photo No, this is not a photo of a woman. It’s a photo of Bruce Jenner. We understand that mistake. 8. Bruce Jenner Picture View Photo Bruce Jenner has come a long way since his days of Gold Medal winning. He looks sort of like a woman, don’t you think? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Bruce Jenner on the Street View Photo Bruce Jenner has undergone two procedures for skin cancer. But the reality star is expected to be okay. 10. Brody and Bruce Jenner View Photo Brody Jenner hugs his dad in this photo. The two are not very close, however. 11. Bruce Jenner on Extra View Photo Bruce Jenner smiles here on the set of Extra. A month away from becoming a grandfather, he says he has met Kanye West one time. 12. Bruce Jenner Scowls View Photo Bruce Jenner reportedly wants to leave Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Can you blame him? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Jenner, Bruce View Photo Bruce Jenner has reportedly had his Adam’s Apple removed. Hey, man, whatever makes you happy. 14. Bruce Jenner, Long Hair View Photo Bruce Jenner exits his car in this photograph. Rumors of a sex change continue to plague the reality star. 15. Bruce Jenner Goes Shopping View Photo Yes, this really is a photo of Bruce Jenner. We understand if you thought it was a woman. 16. Bruce Jenner In Touch Cover View Photo Bruce Jenner covers the new issue of In Touch magazine. His ex-wife Kris Jenner is reportedly furious with the way he’s portrayed by the tabloid. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Bruce Jenner With Longer Hair View Photo Bruce Jenner’s hair has certainly grown along with the rumors that he’s becoming a woman. The End. Up Next: ” 17 Photos of Bruce Jenner Looking Sort of Like a Woman .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… “I certainly would’ve hoped that more of the kids would’ve come,” he lamented. “The only one who showed up was Kendall. I guess things have changed.” Later, the girls decided to make it up to him. “It’s so good to have all my girls here,” said Bruce at lunch, which they took him out for and which he said “means an awful lot” to him, as do they. “I just want you all to know how much I’ve loved having you guys in my life. I’ve learned a lot from you. Hopefully I’ve taught you a lot. But it has been my honor.” We know the Bruce Jenner sex change situation is causing the family great stress, and is complicated to say the least, but there is still love there. “Even though my mom and Bruce are divorced now, he’s still our dad and we love him,” said Kim Kardashian. “We just have to get used to our new normal.” Speaking of Kim, she spent a great deal of time trying to make a baby with Kanye West and sharing way, way too many details about that process. The quote of the night? Kim to teenage half-sister Kendall Jenner , who asked why she was still lying down when other people just arrived: “The doctor said that when I have sex I have to lay down for, like, 10 to 20 minutes, so, I just had sex before you guys got here.” “He said it takes 10 minutes for a sperm to swim up there. I’m going to wait like five more minutes just for this to marinate inside of me.” The more you know. And wish you hadn’t. 23 Klassic Keeping Up with the Kardashians GIFs 1. Jiggle, Jiggle! Look at it go! Even Kim Kardashian’s sisters know where to focus their attention when it comes to the reality star. 2. A Suite Life Just call me Donald Trump. I only want the BEST! 3. Pretending to Be Angry Try not to smile next time, Kris Jenner. 4. $1,500 for a Crib! There are better examples of Scott Disick being a douchebag. But look how young he is! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Put It Away! Much better, Kris Jenner. This is how you do angry. 6. Get It? Because the show is called KEEPING UP with the Kardashians. 7. Classic Kanye Or, that crazy Yeezus. 8. Sex Sounds Great. Now we’ll never be able to watch Kris Jenner play tennis ever again. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Good Dog! Get her! Get her! Good girl! 10. I’m a Mess Yikes. This sums it up well. 11. Nothing About the Hair, Huh? Did you miss the cornrows, dude? 12. Ninja Kris! This is the same face she made when she yelled at that driver. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. And to Shower It with Love and Stuff, Too. We hope, at least. 14. Point, Kendall! Forget being a model. She has the brains to be a scientist or something. 15. Hands Off! Scott Disick is VERY particular about his make-up. 16. Chickening Out Wait, who thought buying some chickens was a good idea? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. TMI Alert! Okay, we admit: we laughed out loud at this. 18. Oh, Crap! So, so, so, so very much crap. Enjoy cleaning it up, Kris! 19. GET IT OFF! Kim is more afraid of spiders than she is of losing pop culture relevance. 20. Playing Chatroulette Yeah, sorry. But that does not count, Kim! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. This is Just Common Sense We mean, really. Come on, people! 22. Black Toilet Paper?!? Seriously, this freaks us out more than Kris Jenner’s tennis grunts. 23. Priorities, Priorities.. Glam over all else. Forever! The End. Up Next: ” 23 Klassic Keeping Up with the Kardashians GIFs .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
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Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 10 Episode 1 Recap: Bruce on the Loose
