It turns out that when I see Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini, alone on the beach, showcasing her multi million dollar ass, that is designed or at least hired to do this by professional companies who know far more than us about what a bikini is supposed to look like on a girl…she’s amazing.. It’s when the kids and husband get thrown in where I get confused, not because I hate seeing babes happy with other men, it’s that I start thinking about how mangled her vagina is and that fucks everything up… But when I don’t mention the kids, I don’t think about the mangled vag, and I take in the bikini like it is art… Unfortunately, I mentioned the mangled vag, and now even in pics where there’s no evidence of mangled vag…all I’m thinking is mangled vag. I really fucked this one up… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I guess she didn’t see any of the propaganda videos on weed from the 60s. I guess she doesn’t realize it is the gateway drug or that it leads to schizophrenia… I remember a time when smoking weed was a scandal, even a career ender for celebrity and their kids, but now the people running the media, grew up smoking weed, probably still smoke weed and get it. Next step, legalized… I would expect more heroin snorting from Madonna’s bratty daughter. Weed is too g-rated for a rich kid. Boring. But nice bikini. Teen tits. Right.
Watch your mouth, lady! Teacher Fired For Calling Students Racial Slur May Be Rehired Due To Union Laws We understand teachers getting fed-up with kids on their job…but you can’t go around calling them racial slurs when you don’t appreciate their work ethic — even if you’re Black yourself. One Florida math teacher was fired for that very reason, but may actually get her job back due to a technicality. Would you want a teacher who called the kids out of their name back behind the desk the next semester? SMH. Via MailOnline : A math teacher who was fired this year for allegedly calling her students ‘n*****s’ may be re-hired after a judge ruled the school district didn’t follow the proper steps in her termination. Joyce Quiller, 51, taught math to at-risk students at Jean Ribault High School in Jacksonville, Florida when she got her termination letter last February. A judge last month ruled that the Duval School District violated Quiller’s union contract by firing her, instead of first putting her on suspension without pay. ‘The School Board skipped step three and went directly to termination even though, if the allegations were true, they would have amounted to what is considered a minor offense,’ Reginal Luster, Quiller’s legal consultant, told WJXT. ‘Not some type of severe misconduct on behalf of Ms Quiller. It does not warrant the termination.’ The school board will meet next week to discuss what to do about the judge’s ruling. According to a document detailing the January investigation, seven students in the 10th and 11th grade came forward to say Quiller used derogatory language to belittle them. Quiller worked as a math teacher in the Bridge to Success program, which aims at helping at-risk students. One student described the moment Quiller berated a group of boys after they walked into the classroom, saying: ‘You all are some lazy n****** for coming to class late.’ Another student, who had Quiller for Algebra 2 and Geometry, says she frequently called him the offensive name. ‘You are like the rest of these n*****s, now you want to come to school and do your work,’ she said to that student on one occasion. Other students say she has called them ‘stupid’ and ‘ignorant’ and has used other curse words in class. A student who forgot to bring a pencil to class says Quiller told him. ‘What is the point in coming to the mother-f****** class if you do not bring materials?’ However, Quiller’s legal counsel says the judge found the allegations ‘not credible at all’. Though Quiller has not issued a statement following the judge’s decision, she denied using the n-word in class in the January report. She wrote that as an African-American she ‘praised herself in being intelligent and classy’, and does not refer to herself or call people of color the n-word. She went on to say she doesn’t understand why the assistant principal has a ‘vendetta’ against her. If you can’t make it through the day teaching without calling the poor kids out of their names (at least not out loud) perhaps education is not the career path for you. If she truly said those things, she really does not belong back in the classroom.
Dear Bossip , I’m dating a man that is married. We do live together, and we have been together for a year now. His four kids come over to visit, but his wife is still in love with him and she accuses me of whooping her kids. I don’t even whoop my own son. It’s crazy, but now she wants all four of the kids to live with us because she can’t provide for them anymore (but he pays all of her bills for the kids). I want him to get a divorce and pay child support. Am I wrong for that? And, also should I let his children move in with us? Please help me. – I Want Him Not His Kids Dear Ms. I Want Him Not His Kids , WOW! Really? You actually thought about this situation, and decided to write in to ask advice on what you should do about dating a married man, and if you should let his kids move in with you? WOW! SMDH! You’d rather take a man away from his wife and kids, and have him abandon his kids when their mother wants him to take them in, just so you can have him. You are pathetic. Sad. Trifling. You’re living with another woman’s husband, and you have been doing so for a year. You are so excited about having another woman’s husband in your bed that you cannot fathom the idea or thought of him bringing his children with him to live with you. Yet, you want him to be a father to your child? No, don’t get me wrong. I understand what you want and what you’re saying. You want him to pay child support and be there for his children, just not in your house. You don’t want to raise another woman’s kids. You’ll rather he be a distant father, and have them visit from time to time, but just not live with you. You are not looking to sign up to be a stepmom. You just want him. Where is your child’s father? Why don’t you dump your child on him and leave him with him, and then you and your cheating man can live together in peace. Therefore, you won’t have any children interfering in your relationship and house. Oh, that doesn’t work for you? That is not an option? Well, what if he asked you to give up your son because he doesn’t want to be a father to another man’s child. What if he asked you to abandon your son and pay child support because he is not interested in living in your house with your child, but he only wants you. Would you give up your son? Will you abandon your child just so you can have this man? I find it sad and ratchet that you, as a woman and mother, would find it okay to sleep with another woman’s husband and move him into your house. I don’t care what’s going on in their marriage, and what he may have told you. The fact still remains that he is married. The fact still remains that he has children with her, and he is a father. You are willing to take him away from his family for your own selfish desires and wants. You are so desperate that you will actually want him to walk away from his fatherly and parental duties just so you can say you have a man. Just know that the very way he left her, and the very way he is abandoning his children will be the same way he will leave you and treat you. And, just know that the reason he won’t divorce her is because he will be trapped with alimony, paying child support, and he will be stuck living with you and being broke. And, that is not an option he really wants. So, instead of moving him into your home, and dating a married man, how about you move him out of your home, and find a single man who is not attached to another woman. How about you demand that he not walk away from his responsibilities, and stand up and do what he needs to do to make sure his children are taken care of. And, you need to work on your own personal identity, self-esteem, and self-worth. You should work on why you find it okay for you to ask a man to leave his wife and family to be with you, and you’re not willing to accept all that he comes with, including his children. You are shady, tired, trifling, and mean. If he does leave his wife for good, I’m sure he won’t marry you. You are just a rest stop on his way to another woman. Trust. – Terrance Dean Hey Bossip Fam, what do you think? Share your opinions and thoughts below! Also, e-mail all your questions Terrance Dean : loveandrelationships@bossip.com Follow Terrance Dean on Twitter : @terrancedean and “LIKE” Terrance Dean on Facebook , click HERE! Make sure to order my books Mogul: A Novel (Atria Books – June 2011; $15); Hiding In Hip Hop (Atria Books – June 2008); and Straight From Your Gay Best Friend – The Straight Up Truth About Relationships, Love, And Having A Fabulous Life (Agate/Bolden Books – November 2010; $15). They are available in bookstores everywhere, and on Amazon, click HERE!
LeAnn & Eddie is a ratings disaster , and it’s almost certain that there won’t be a season 2, but fortunately Rimes and Cibirian have chosen to script and rehearse just about every scene, so they’ll be able to escape the mess without too much damage to their reputations. In order to help keep up appearances, the couple even pretended a rented Malibu mansion (probably paid for by VH1) is their actual home! “That house ups the glamour and makes LeAnn and Eddie look like they’re living the high life,” says a source close to the production. “They want people to think they’re rich, but the truth is they live in a much older, rustic house and definitely aren’t swimming in money.” A rep for LeAnn confirms that the house does not belong to her and Eddie, but claims the couple chose to film in swankier digs so as not to “disrupt [Eddie’s sons] by shooting at the real house.” Riiiiight. So in order to not “disrupt” the kids LeAnn and Eddie just took off to go live in a different house for six weeks? Sounds like some solid parenting. It’s interesting to see these two BS-ing their audience about an actual home. Usually, LeAnn just lies about being a home wrecker . LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian Pics: Happy Home-Wreckers 1. LeAnn Rimes With Eddie Cibrian Photo LeAnn Rimes with Eddie Cibrian. They got married more than two years ago now.
Most of the time, little kids are really cute. Like when they eat solid food for the first time . But sometimes children can be frustrating. Especially when there are two of them. And you try to put them to bed at the same time. The following video chronicles just such an attempt by Henriette Jonassen, a mother of twins in Norway. She posted the footage online and wrote as an explanation to it: “I’ve been struggling with getting my twins asleep for a few weeks now (due to extremely hot weather and long, sunny days). I’ve tried different methods. This one was definitely the worst one! But it gave me a good laugh.” Mother Tries to Put Twins to Bed It gave us one as well. But because this is the Internet and many users live to ruin everything, Jonassen was forced to take to her blog after the video went viral and defend herself as a mother. “When you call me a bad mom, tell me I never should have kids and encourage me to hit my kids, I can’t just sit back and say nothing,” Jonassen wrote, adding of twins Leon and Nathaniel: After they have taken a fairly long shower and brushed their teeth, I put them in their beds. They have always shared a room, the only exception was in the video – because I tried a new method, and it didn’t work out. And yes, they do have blinds in their windows, even though it doesn’t look like it in the youtube video. When the door is open, the wind blow the blinds away from the window, and let the sun into the room. When the door is closed, it’s fairly dark in there. After we have spoken a few minutes about how their day was, I tickle their backs and sing for them. I’ve tried to read books for them, but they aren’t interested in listening to me reading, so I sing instead. I keep tickeling and singing until they are asleep, sometimes it’s 5 minutes and other times it’s an hour. Man. We never thought we’d agree with Gwyneth Paltrow on anything, but can’t the mommy wars come to an end? 11 Signs You’re a Parent 1. Potty Time What is it about going to the bathroom that acts as a Bat Signal for children, alarming them to your whereabouts and begging them to be your audience whilst you do your business?
When her kids are away, Kris Jenner will play. With Photoshop. Much to our nauseating confusion. The reality TV matriarch posted a strange picture on Instagram today, heavily editing a shot of herself and her three daughters and including with it a message that reads: “I miss you guys so much @kourtneykardashian @kimkardashian @khloekardashian !!! #pleasecomehome #love.” Did we mention that everyone in the image is TOPLESS? For the record: Kim Kardashian is in Punta Mita, Mexico, posing often in a bikini with Kanye West while he records his new album. Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian are living in New York, where they are filming the reality spin-off series Kourtney & Khloe Take the Hamptons and trying to avoid the #NoDASH campaign haters. It’s unclear why Kris chose to splice together a photo of her and her kids without a shirt on… but it’s not at all unclear now why Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner keep posing topless, is it? 14 First World Problems from Which the Kardashians Suffer 1. No Cell Service! No cell phone service?!? How can Kris Jenner even go on with her life?
On A&E’s Duck Dynasty Season 6 Episode 6, Jase and company “debugged” the family duck blinds, while CEO Willie tried to teach the kids about business. Because it always beats working, Jase took some of the guys from Duck Commander on a search for crawfish … inside the duck blinds on the family land. Duck Dynasty Clip – Car Wash Jase loves crawfish almost as much as he loves frogs, so he’s willing to go to great lengths to acquire them, despite what you might call occupational hazards. John Godwin went into a blind and encountered a gator – one that was “Godzilla big, like a bull,” he said – but which Willie removed with his bare hands. Godwin exaggerations aside, it was thus time to debug the blinds, or in layman’s terms, clean them the heck out so there are no critters living in there. Being a duck hunter, Jase explains is not what the public makes it out to be or what you would simply assume if you watch Duck Dynasty online . It’s serious effort, with a lot of preparation, tedious tasks and Jase’s equivalent of paperwork – cleaning out the blinds. Still beats actual paperwork, Jase. While all this was going on, Korie Robertson and the kids held a car wash at the Robertson family church. Sadly for the kids, it was windy and chilly. Willie thought this marked a great opportunity to tell them to roll with the punches, and he also offered input on their “$5 Car Wash For Charity” sign. Korie told Willie to chill with the biz lessons because this is not real company, and not to take the “fun” out of the fundraiser. Will walked into that one. Si also said that they should spin the sign on side of the road to attract more attention … and it worked. Si, proven right? Never thought we’d see the day. Follow the link to see Duck Dynasty Season 6 Episode 6 at TV Fanatic and scroll through the gallery below to see what the cast members look like sans beards … Duck Dynasty Stars Without Beards! 1. Jase Robertson: No Beard! Jase Robertson of Duck Dynasty with no beard. That was a long time ago. With Jase is his wife Missy.
Did you smell what The Rock cooked up this week, THGers? No? It’s hilarity!!! Days ahead of Throwback Thursday, a shot of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson surfaced on Reddit, one that was apparently snapped in 1997… and which is totally amazing! It’s hard to determine the best aspect of this picture: could it be the turtleneck? The jewelry? The haircut? All good options, but all incorrect. The answer, clearly, is the fanny pack. Yes, folks, The Rock is wearing a fanny pack. Ogle this incredible image below and then click through throwback pics of Kim Kardashian , Rihanna and other stars in the following gallery: Celebrity Throwback Photos: What’s Changed? 1. The Rock Throwback Photo Greatest throwback photo ever? Look at this old school picture of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson! A FANNY PACK!!!
As previously reported, a massive brawl broke out at the Season 3 Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta reunion taping this week, with multiple injuries reported. Now, video has emerged of the incident, and it’s pretty wild stuff: Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta Reunion Fight We’ll have to wait for VH1 to air the moment that the Love & Hip Hop Atlanta reunion brawl broke out, but this will give you an idea of the chaotic scene. As you can see, it wasn’t just one fight, but a collection of them. Benzino, Althea, Stevie J, Joseline, Debra, Tammy, and Mimi all got in on the brawling, with security looking rattled and unsure of where to start. Just as the hired muscle seems to break up one scuffle on set, there’s another they have to run over and try to stop. It’s basically mass hysteria. Throughout the minute-and-a-half compilation above, filmed on someone’s phone, fists and expletives are flying and several good slaps can be heard. This is a bunch that knows how to keep things classy, no doubt. Again, we’ll have to watch Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta online to see how this breaks out, but clearly there were A LOT of tensions that boiled over at once. Incredibly, the reunion was expected to resume filming last night … albeit without an audience and with several cast members filmed in separate rooms. At VH1, safety and security are the top priorities. 29 Craziest Celebrity Fights 1. Dance Moms: Abby Lee Miller-Kelly Hyland Fight! Abby Lee Miller of Dance Moms goes at it with Kelly Hyland in this clip from Season 4 Episode 7.
