Dear Children of America… It’s nearly Father’s Day. And the following Craigslist user likely speaks for all male parents around the world when he asks just one favor of you in honor of his parental holiday: Please think twice – nay, three times! – before deciding you NEED to have a certain item for your backyard. Especially when said item will be put together by dear ol’ dad… and then never used again after the first 24 hours of excitement. Such was the case with the father who put up the Craigslist ad below, asking if anyone wants a trampoline kids begged and pleaded for. And then promptly ignored. Click to enlarge the photo and read the man’s hilariously bitter diatribe explaining why this is now for sale… What father out there cannot relate, right? It’s just another sign of being a parent… 11 Signs You’re a Parent 1. Potty Time What is it about going to the bathroom that acts as a Bat Signal for children, alarming them to your whereabouts and begging them to be your audience whilst you do your business?
Any of you ladies planning on welcoming the pastor back ? Mase’s Divorce From His Wife Is Finalized According to TMZ reports : Mase and his estranged wife have finally settled their divorce, TMZ has learned,and while Mase won’t have physical custody of his kids … he did win back custody of his rap gear. As we first reported, Mase and Twyla Betha pulled the plug on their marriage back in April — after several false starts — with both sides wanting physical custody of their two kids … but Mase caved. Mase won’t be a stranger to his kids … he gets “reasonable visitation” of up to three hours a day as long as he gives 12 hours advance notice. Mase was ordered to fork over $6,000/month for child and spousal support. For her part Twyla must return ALL of Mase’s musical equipment. We wish she wouldn’t. This means that at some point in the near future we’ll have to endure is terrible rap music. SMH.
I don’t really know who Victoria Justice. I know she had a TV show based on her that creeper dad’s fell into because she played the underage girl, who was the focal point of the show, leading to being the one they wanted to bang when forced to watch it with their kids, because guys are like that, we sexualize hot little fame whores sluts on their own show, if their pants are tight enough, whether they are role playing as a teen, or a college girl, we just don’t care, it just makes stomaching her shitty fucking smutty, brain washing garbage we have no choice but to watch, more tolerable… I do want to know who her stylist is, because she’s bending over a shopping cart in a “we’re normals too, just like you peasants, we shop”…and in doing that her full ass is exposed and that turns me on….it makes me want to grocery shop…and not for the normal reason I like grocery shopping…like the sad single girls I can target based on their order…. That said, her name is Madison Guest. She’s a “fashion stylist’…this is her INSTAGRAM …or you can just masturbate to these pictures I’ve pulled from it to save you the work…but She’s not all that great…but you can masturbate to anything – that’s all you have going for you.
Is Jennifer Lopez’s surprisingly long-term relationship with Casper Smart in trouble? If a report that he’s cheating on her with Sofia Vissa is true, then probably. A shocking new allegation on The Dirty (dot) com claims that the American Idol host’s much younger boy toy has been cheating on her with Vissa. Sofia is a model who happens to be transsexual, for what it’s worth. Smart, 27, has been dating J. Lo, 44, pretty much since she split from Marc Anthony in 2011. But The Dirty claims he’s been riding dirty with Vissa. Nik Richie, who owns the celebrity gossip site, reports that a tipster sent him the following claims, along with screen grabs of their alleged messages: “Nik, sooo my homegirl has been talking and linking up with Casper Smart for a week now… they met online and I guess they Both follow each other.” “She texted me saying they exchanged pictures XXX’s… and what not… I’m liked shocked… didn’t know he was down for Us beautiful Transexual WOMEN.” “I myself didn’t believe it…. I’m like Casper Smart ? JLo’s MAN!!!!!!! Guess he likes beautiful women and the best of both worlds.” “Crazy what a simple hello and simple talking and flirting can end up to…. My girl said she seen him a few times and he picked her up in his big truck.” “I didn’t believe it so I asked for screen-shot and here they are. I guess my friend Sofie is f–king Casper Smart. I’m asking for more screenshots she has them ALL.” The Dirty also claims that Vissa has Casper Smart nude photos that she allegedly took on May 19, and that she is shopping them to the highest bidder. No idea who that would be, but … that’s interesting. Smart allegedly responded to Richie on Tuesday via Instagram messages, which Richie posted on The Dirty, offering an apparent denial of the situation. “Negativity,” was his first message, followed by: “Lucky you didn’t waste your money. There are none. I just did a huge charity event and have to come home to this bs … sad what the media does to people.” Smart then referenced Shayne Lamas , Nik’s ailing wife, asking Richie, “Could you imagine it people came at you your wife your kids daily?” Richie responded, writing, “Trust me I get it.” “People bash me 24-7. I just want to make sure you are being honest with me bro. That’s all. The transgender has solid evidence saying otherwise. Like really solid.” And Smart responded, “Got it.” Okay then. Stay tuned. 15 Couples With Big Age Differences 1. Wladimir Klitschko and Hayden Panettiere – 14 Years Wladimir Klitschko and Hayden Panettiere, who are somewhat surprisingly a thing, are 14 years apart (38-24).
Ready to be AWWW-inspired, readers? The Daily Mail helped the following 2012 video go viral this week after re-posting it online and giving readers an opportunity to debate: Is this two-month old really telling her dad that she loves him?!? “Here is a video I recorded of my 2 month old daughter trying to copy the words her father is saying to her,” wrote the YouTube user who uploaded the clip. “At the end, she says ‘I love you.'” Does she really? Watch and decide! Baby Maybe Tells Dad She Loves Him Tough call, we know. But CUTE! For more where this came from, check out this footage of a dog helping to change a baby’s diaper and then scroll down for most amazing child videos and stories: 18 Amazing Baby Stories & Videos 1. Twins Hold Hands After Birth A pair of twins holds hands immediately after being born via C-section. Amazing.
Rosario Dawson is pretty big…literally…because I guess there comes a point in every Afro-Cuban’s life, where they opt out of the bikini and put on the one piece, because they are either breeding future criminals or Latin popstars, or just fat from all the eating….I like to think it’s just cocaine bloat. I’ve heard all kinds of stories about her being an ungrateful poor, squatter, who at 15 was discovered by Harmony Korine in his Original Spring Breakers some of you may know called KIDS. I’ve also heard she’s a party slut, coke fueled, and fucks everyone…but probably not anymore, because she looks like this…. I guess none of that really matters, because looking at her doing the whole Mom at a Resort letting loose thing, while not a mom and in Cannes, isn’t very hot…to even the biggest Rosario Dawson fan… The life lesson is that the girl with big tits, always grown into her big tits…she can’t fight it forever… Who cares… To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE
