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Rachel Uchitel Gives Birth!

Rachel Uchitel and her vagina are back in the news, but for reasons other than her publicized affair with Tiger Woods. The well-known mistress gave birth last night to a little girl, her husband’s Facebook page confirms, at Matt Hahn has announced his daughter is named Wyatt Lilly and she weighs in at seven pounds, one ounce. Uchitel took full advantage of her pregnant state over the course of her third trimester, posing in in a sheet and without a shirt on for photographer Nancy Alcott. She and Hahn got hitched in October, about two years after her name surfaced as the mistress that initially got Woods into trouble with his wife and led to that golfer’s precipitous downfall on a personal and professional scale. But, hey, we wish the new family the best of luck!

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The Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Put a Ring on It

Last week on The Real Housewives of Orange County , Slade asked Gretchen’s father for permission to propose, Alexis met with an acting coach and Vicki announced Briana’s marriage and then forced her daughter to have a sit-down with Brooks. What could happen to these crazy housewives next?!? Read on for the exclusive THG +/- recap to find out! ——————————————- First up, Alexis is planning a birthday party for her twins fourth birthday. A Puppy Princess party. Because she calls them princesses and they love puppies. PERF! And then she leaves the party stylist for 10 minutes so she can go get a spray tan instead of doing party prep. Minus 10 . One point for every minute you got sprayed, Alexis. This party will be proof that Alexis really can do it all. Apparently she’s trying to be “Mom Enough.” Slade is visiting a jeweler. He wants to buy Gretchen a ring and has invited Heather to go ring shopping with him. Maybe because Tamra and Vicki hate him and Alexis and Gretchen are on the outs. Weird. But I like Heather, so Plus 5 for inviting her for feedback. Slade says he likes to “reverse engineer” everything. Instead of looking at what he can afford, he wants to look at what Gretchen would like and then go backwards. Heather chatted Gretchen up for the information. The first ring he looks at? $250,000. The second? $37,000. And then he asks about imitation stones because it’s obvious that these are out of his price range. The way I understand it, the ring from a Cracker Jack box might be out of his price range. Heather’s solution? Buy her a band. Gretchen’s just looking for the words and the sentiment anyway. Plus 10 to Heather for not laughing in his face at that “imitation stone” line. Tamra’s meeting up with Terry to see about having her Simon tattoo surgically removed from her ring finger. She gets nervous and has to run to the bathroom and Terry and his nurse talk about how she’s a nervous pooper. Minus 5 . It’s not as bad as Alexis’ nose gross but it’s still bad. Eddie’s promised to get Tamra a ring if she gets the Simon tattoo removed. She didn’t tell him she was going to see Terry so he wouldn’t feel pressured. Tamra has to get up from the table to go back to the bathroom. She quips that Simon’s still being a pain in her ass. Finally, she’s prepped and she and Terry talk about how Tamra and Eddie will need to incorporate their kids into one family as he cuts a piece of skin off her finger. Wow. Plus 10 for not requesting a Valium. Vicki’s brother Billy is still in town and their chatting about Briana’s elopement with Ryan. Billy’s concerned that Briana and Ryan don’t know much about each other. Vicki seems perturbed that Briana would still like to have a wedding where Donn and Vicki can give her away. But that’s weird because one of Vicki’s issues with Briana and Ryan’s marriage is that there was not wedding where she could give her daughter away. Hmmm. Billy asks if Brooks would be at that wedding and Vicki says “yes. He’s my man.” Then talk turns to whether or not Donn is dating and after Billy says he’s sure Donn is, Vicki grills him for information. Minus 15 . It’s party day for Melania and Mackenna. Alexis sends Mackenna to get MAKEUP. And when she doesn’t look like she has makeup on, Alexis sends her back for MORE MAKEUP. She’s FOUR. Minus 50 . Alexis says when she was growing up birthday parties were a homemade cake with three or four best friends coming over and they were great parties. But she’s just dressed her daughters up like they’re auditioning for Toddlers and Tiaras and is throwing them a Puppy Princess Party? Minus another 20 . Gretchen and Heather meet up at Casa de Dubrow. Heather’s house is amazing. Truly. There’s a sitting area in the bathroom. The bathroom Heather doesn’t have to share with Terry. Heather says the secret to a great marriage is separate bathrooms. Plus 15 . Truth, Heather! Eventually, talk turns to Gretchen and Slade and their future. Gretchen confirms, again, that she’s nervous about Slade’s debt and doesn’t want to marry him while that’s hanging over his head. She doesn’t feel like right now is the best time to get married. Heather tells Gretchen that she doesn’t think Slade understands where Gretchen is in regards to marriage right now. Gretchen gets choked up when she says she can’t wrap her mind around not being with Slade. Heather advises Gretchen to talk to Slade and then pours champagne. Plus 10 . In addition to a house full of puppies and mini princesses, Alexis has also hired standard sized princesses for the party. Alexis talks about herself in the third person while telling the party guests about the pulmonary embolism that nearly took her life after her daughters were born. Let’s remember that the guests at this party are FOUR. They probably cannot even say the WORDS pulmonary embolism. Minus 25 . Jim wore a tuxedo to walk Princess Melania and Princess Mackenna down the stairs and then changed right back into shorts and a tee shirt while Alexis rocked a cocktail dress and a tiara. Then they all went on a carriage ride. Because after this party, they’re broke and turning back into pumpkins and little ash girls.

Brandi Glanville: Wanting to "Kill" LeAnn Rimes is a Figure of Speech

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Brandi Glanville admits she’s got quite a temper and likes to speak her mind, but does not actually wish to kill LeAnn Rimes . In an interview with Australia’s NW magazine earlier this week, the 39-year-old admitted she had violent urges the first time she saw LeAnn with her children. “I remember walking up and there she was with my baby in her lap,” she said of the woman Eddie Cibrian left her for, then married. “My blood was boiling … I thought I was going to kill her. I really thought I was going to physically hurt her.” But Glanville clarified to E! News that while her “total irrational fury” was real, and not even something she regrets, she never meant to literally threaten LeAnn’s life. “Every mother has those protective mother-bear feelings, but I obviously didn’t want to kill her,” she said. “It was a figure of speech.” She also revealed that Sunday, she and Rimes exchanged Mother’s Day emails, and that they’ve had three-ways (in therapy) with Cibrian to “open up lines of communication.” Brandi Glanville admitted that like many other moments in this ongoing truce, group therapy has been “uncomfortable” at times, but overall a positive experience that’s enabled them to act civilly for the sake of the children. That’s good at least. Glanville says she even invited her ex-husband and Rimes over for Easter. “I did it for the kids. I don’t know many ex-wives who would do that,” she said. “I’m not a hateful person.” Just a slightly crazy one.

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Rachael Maddow Verbally Assaults Fox News For Accusing President Obama Of “Terrorism” [Video]

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What The Hell??? Colorado Women Sprayed Lysol On Teenage “Sluts And Whores” Who Were “Advertising Butt Sex” At The School Prom [Video]

Wow at them spraying Lysol on the kids for “dirty dancing”… Two parent chaperones at a Colorado high school prom sprayed Lysol on students engaged in “dirty dancing” and called several teenage girls “sluts and whores” for making it appear “they were advertising butt sex,” according to cops. The bizarre incident last month at the Manitou Springs High School resulted in harassment charges being filed against Jennifer Farmer and Hannah Rockey, both 42-year-old mothers who allegedly dispersed the disinfectant in a bid to pry apart underage revelers. Officer Scott Stone, who was working a security detail at the prom, told investigators that he had spoken with Farmer and Rockey after arriving at the dance around 8 PM. He recalled that the chaperones–who were dressed in combat boots, military fatigues, and military undershirt–noted that “some of the kids were becoming disruptive and were being explicit while dancing.” Farmer, a former school board member, reported that “she had ways to deter the behavior,” recalled Stone, who added that the woman noted she “would use Lysol spray, flashlight, or another unknown object” to deter students “from certain styles of dancing.” Both chaperones told the cop that bumping and grinding was “filthy” and “similar to what you would see on MTV.” After Stone agreed that some dancing could get inappropriate, the women remarked that students “are dancing like they are having sex with clothes on.” The chaperones, Stone added, then expressed concerns that the dance made the girls look “trashy, dirty, and whorish.” With that, Stone ended his conversation with the chaperones and walked around the dance. As for the spraying, the teenager reported that “Hannah Rockey then proceeded to spray Lysol at them, which got on their clothing, mouth, and eyes. The spray caused the students to cough and leave the area.” After hearing the girl’s account, a cop “obtained several witness statements” supporting the allegations against Farmer and Rockey. A school administrator told police that he had received reports from students that the chaperones had kicked several students out of the prom for improper dancing, and that both women were “spraying students with Lysol disinfectant who were dancing, and calling the girls ‘whores’ and ‘sluts.’” The administrator told cops that he then spoke with Farmer and Rockey, who both agreed to leave the prom. Farmer and Rockey were later cited for harassment, though the alleged spraying did not figure in the criminal counts. The chaperones “directed obscene language to another in a public place,” according to criminal complaints. Specifically, the prom chaperones were charged for calling some of the underage female dancers “whores” and “sluts.” The chaperones have denied the Lysol spraying. Farmer is scheduled to appear June 29 in El Paso County Court to answer the charge, while Rockey is due in court on July 10. We know kids can get out of pocket these days with their little nasty shenanigans, but spraying Lysol and rocking combat boots and military get ups to the school dance sounds a bit extreme! Source 1 , Source 2 Continue reading →

What The Hell??? Colorado Women Sprayed Lysol On Teenage “Sluts And Whores” Who Were “Advertising Butt Sex” At The School Prom [Video]

Wow at them spraying Lysol on the kids for “dirty dancing”… Two parent chaperones at a Colorado high school prom sprayed Lysol on students engaged in “dirty dancing” and called several teenage girls “sluts and whores” for making it appear “they were advertising butt sex,” according to cops. The bizarre incident last month at the Manitou Springs High School resulted in harassment charges being filed against Jennifer Farmer and Hannah Rockey, both 42-year-old mothers who allegedly dispersed the disinfectant in a bid to pry apart underage revelers. Officer Scott Stone, who was working a security detail at the prom, told investigators that he had spoken with Farmer and Rockey after arriving at the dance around 8 PM. He recalled that the chaperones–who were dressed in combat boots, military fatigues, and military undershirt–noted that “some of the kids were becoming disruptive and were being explicit while dancing.” Farmer, a former school board member, reported that “she had ways to deter the behavior,” recalled Stone, who added that the woman noted she “would use Lysol spray, flashlight, or another unknown object” to deter students “from certain styles of dancing.” Both chaperones told the cop that bumping and grinding was “filthy” and “similar to what you would see on MTV.” After Stone agreed that some dancing could get inappropriate, the women remarked that students “are dancing like they are having sex with clothes on.” The chaperones, Stone added, then expressed concerns that the dance made the girls look “trashy, dirty, and whorish.” With that, Stone ended his conversation with the chaperones and walked around the dance. As for the spraying, the teenager reported that “Hannah Rockey then proceeded to spray Lysol at them, which got on their clothing, mouth, and eyes. The spray caused the students to cough and leave the area.” After hearing the girl’s account, a cop “obtained several witness statements” supporting the allegations against Farmer and Rockey. A school administrator told police that he had received reports from students that the chaperones had kicked several students out of the prom for improper dancing, and that both women were “spraying students with Lysol disinfectant who were dancing, and calling the girls ‘whores’ and ‘sluts.’” The administrator told cops that he then spoke with Farmer and Rockey, who both agreed to leave the prom. Farmer and Rockey were later cited for harassment, though the alleged spraying did not figure in the criminal counts. The chaperones “directed obscene language to another in a public place,” according to criminal complaints. Specifically, the prom chaperones were charged for calling some of the underage female dancers “whores” and “sluts.” The chaperones have denied the Lysol spraying. Farmer is scheduled to appear June 29 in El Paso County Court to answer the charge, while Rockey is due in court on July 10. We know kids can get out of pocket these days with their little nasty shenanigans, but spraying Lysol and rocking combat boots and military get ups to the school dance sounds a bit extreme! Source 1 , Source 2 Continue reading →

Epitome Of A Bad Mother: Port St. John Mom Murks Four Kids Before Killing Herself [Video]

This one had us in tears. Three of the kids escaped to a neighbor’s house only to be called back by their mom . A mother of four shot and killed her children — three of whom returned home after fleeing — before killing herself Tuesday morning at a Port St. John home, according to investigators. The Brevard County Sheriff’s Office said Tonya Thomas, 33, shot and killed her two daughters, 17-year-old Pebbles Johnson and 13-year-old Jazlin Johnson, and her two sons, 15-year-old Jaxs Johnson and 12-year-old Joel Johnson. Brevard County sheriff’s Lt. Tod Goodyear said three of the children went to a neighbor’s house to say their mother had shot them. The mother then called the children back to the house and shot them again, killing them, investigators said. “I’m a father and I’ve got kids. I cannot comprehend a person doing that to their child — calling them back to the slaughter,” Goodyear said. The neighbors called 911 just before 5 a.m. and deputies found Pebbles Johnson dead in the front yard of the home at 7245 Bright Avenue. Deputies then spotted someone at the door and called the SWAT team, who later entered the home and found four people dead. “We have no idea on motive right now,” said Goodyear, who added that no note or letter has been discovered. The father of the children lives elsewhere in Brevard County and was very distraught upon hearing the news, Goodyear said. A friend of Thomas told authorities that Thomas sent a text message around 3 a.m., saying she wanted to be cremated with her children. The message wasn’t received, however, until after the friend woke up, which was after the family was found dead. More than a dozen deputies and SWAT team members had converged on the home and the neighborhood was cordoned off during the investigation. Goodyear said deputies were called to the home for a domestic incident a few weeks ago, but he offered no other details. Thomas has no significant criminal history, and domestic battery charges against her were dropped in 2002. Jaxs Johnson was set to appear in juvenile court on Tuesday for a misdemeanor battery charge involving his mother, but it’s not known if the hearing played a role in the shootings. School officials issued a statement after being informed of the deaths. “Brevard Public Schools is saddened to learn of the tragic deaths of four of its students. The police have released the students’ names and crisis teams/grief counselors have been sent to the respective schools to help students, faculty and staff deal with this heartbreaking news,” school officials said. It’s a cold world but sometimes it’s not what’s outside that gets us. Just heartbreaking. Video and photos below: Source Photo Credit: Brevard County Reporter

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Lindsay Lohan See Through Big Titties in Bra of the Day

The best thing Lindsay Lohan did for her career was get amazing implants…seriously….they are the fucking best in natural tear drop….that people still argue are real…even though when she’s on a meth or anorexia kick…her tits stay the same size…something that any tit obsessed dude who fucks crack whores will tell you…just doesn’t make any fucking sense…. So seeing her in a see through shirt, even if I can only see bra, is amazing, if you don’t focus on her tormented ex addict nicotine stained fingers….unless you are like me and love that shit cuz it shows torment, anxiety, nervous behavior that usually is near the breaking point, or what I like to call the gateway to fun. It’d be nice if Lohan was friendly with me…because there is so much I’d do to her….from playing with her breasts like I was Samantha Ronson….to winning her Academy Awards…even if I had to steal the shit from Eric Roberts….cuz she deserves it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER TITS AND STAINED FINGERS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Victoria Silvstedt’s Old Bikini Body of the Day

Victoria Silvstedt tried to sue me once and I think it traumatized me more than the pictures she tried to sue me for posting…of her getting eaten out by her Greek Billionaire lover who finances her life…cuz he’s a billionaire and she’s a fucking whore who was once in Playboy. Allowing her to live this amazing life of luxury and for him to have some hot pussy he owns to play with whenever his wife lets him go on his little trips with her….cuz his wife doesn’t care…she’s glad to get him out of the hosue, she’s already had his kids, has been with him years, is bored of his midget dick…but won’t leave it cuz it comes with money and divorces are for whores not because of whores…and that’s what marriage is all about….compromise… She’s in her bikinis, she’s old, but her one-trick is still working for her …and rocking a bikini like it is all she knows because along with hooking it is all she knows… is working for her too. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Victoria Silvstedt’s Old Bikini Body of the Day

Victoria Silvstedt tried to sue me once and I think it traumatized me more than the pictures she tried to sue me for posting…of her getting eaten out by her Greek Billionaire lover who finances her life…cuz he’s a billionaire and she’s a fucking whore who was once in Playboy. Allowing her to live this amazing life of luxury and for him to have some hot pussy he owns to play with whenever his wife lets him go on his little trips with her….cuz his wife doesn’t care…she’s glad to get him out of the hosue, she’s already had his kids, has been with him years, is bored of his midget dick…but won’t leave it cuz it comes with money and divorces are for whores not because of whores…and that’s what marriage is all about….compromise… She’s in her bikinis, she’s old, but her one-trick is still working for her …and rocking a bikini like it is all she knows because along with hooking it is all she knows… is working for her too. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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