I get a lot of hate because I call Kate Upton out for being the fat chick I know she is going to become… You see, every single 18 or 19 year old I knew with huge tits that, you know that were huge for no reason, it was some hormonal shit, maybe some fluke shit, out no matter what, it always ended up obese…whether kids fucked them up, bad eating habits, laziness or a slow metabolism…they all ended up huge ….. So I know….kate upton pulls shit like this….. But I also know that her gut and ass looked like this at her modeling agency… One day a month of starving yourself and eating laxatives won’t be enough to be a bikini model…and unfortunately that day is coming sooner than later… But enjoy her when you can…Here she is in zebra pants that are probably latex and great to cum all over and watch the cum drip off…at least that’s what my latex loving friend who used to make girls he brought home wear some 1000 dollar latex suit…in order to cum…and I was always amazed they agreed to that shit…you know with yeast infections/stds but then again when I think that they were going home with him…it all kinda makes sense…
I hate on Kim Kardashian for being fat all the time, only because she’s got a dumpy body and she’s all smoke and mirrors. I bring up the fact that she’s a pornstar because of her sex tape that launched her career, only because the general public eat up her bullshit, like she eats up cake at the all you can eat dessert cart, or even as much as she eats up all that black man urine, and I like to remind everyone of the truth…the inspired by Paris Hilton to be the next Paris Hilton truth, that has made her 100 million dollars or more….doing this hustle…when really she should be in the back VIP Room, hip hop dancing, snorting lines off black hip hop cock…living off her trust fun, not providing for the other trust fund trash….but the truth is that Kim Kardashian has made me over 1000 dollars…which is like a million dollars to the average guy by comparisson….so she has provided for me too and for that I got no choice but to love her and apprecaite her body of work…even if I don’t really appreciate her body…or her work….who cares…
Here are some new mom who was already a mom nipples I once jerked off to when the Spice GIrls first hit MTV with their single that featureed Mel B’s hard nipples back before the internet brought porn into my life and I didn’t have to resort to MTV for masturbation material… before she was a mom but still rockin’ wild nipples… These new mom who was already a mom nipples who were once just hard nipples in a music video…with a mind of their own nipples…are entertaining nipples…even when leaving Walmart or CVS doing errands like the immigrants I saw fighting over a bin of maxi pads with their kids in tow last night….and there’s everything erotic about that.
From Brad Pitt and George Clooney to the ‘cancer comedy’ and sex addicts, the Toronto International Film Fest was enlightening. By Josh Horowitz Ryan Gosling arrives at “Drive” Premiere at Ryerson Theatre during the 2011 Toronto International Film Festival on September 10, 2011 in Toronto, Canada Photo: Jason Merritt/ Getty Images TORONTO — The Toronto International Film Festival is many things to many people. Oscar season launching pad for some. Moviegoing nirvana for others. And if you want to catch sight of a celebrity, or two you could do a lot worse than a festival that lines them up every night as if you’re living inside the poster for “Ocean’s Eleven.” Yes, George Clooney was here (with two movies in tow), as were Brad Pitt and Ryan Gosling and Madonna and … well, you get the picture. TIFF continues through this weekend, but MTV News (and I) packed up our troubles and hours of interviews on Wednesday (September 14). Truth be told, the festival moves into a slower gear by Tuesday/Wednesday every year. As always, I learned a lot in the past week. Here are just a few of those lessons: Brad Pitt Likes “The Incredibles” When I sat down with Pitt (for the first time, gulp), he, Jonah Hill and I fell into the standard TIFF conversation before the interview: “So, what’s good?” After I touted a few choice flicks, Pitt admitted all he gets to see are animated films at home, thanks to the kids — which of course segued into the standard animation conversation: best Pixar film ever? Brad and I heartily agreed on “The Incredibles,” while Jonah insisted that “Ratatouille” is it for him because of its unlikely brilliance given the subject matter. Agree to disagree, Jonah. 2011 Belongs to Gosling and Fassbender If 2010 was all about James Franco and Ryan Reynolds rising to A-list status, let’s all make some room for Ryan Gosling and Michael Fassbender this year. Each actor brought two films to TIFF this year, and they were among the most talked-about stars on the party circuit — and not for anything gossipy, just for brilliant, charismatic and unique performances. Gosling, the Canadian boy made good, brought George Clooney’s “The Ides of March” and “Drive” to TIFF, and both films seem destined for a slew of top 10 lists. “Drive” in particular is an iconic movie star role for Gosling — his nameless “driver” says very little but might be the coolest character of the year. Speaking of cool, anyone who saw “X-Men: First Class” was probably as mesmerized as I was by Michael Fassbender’s badass Nazi hunter Erik Lehnsherr (you can’t put Magneto on a driver’s license). But forget superhero movies for a second. Fassbender arrived in Toronto fresh off a Venice Film Festival win for a truly brave performance in “Shame.” I saw “Shame” at its Toronto premiere, and while it’s not for everyone, this character study of a sex addict in NYC will likely have Fassbender on the awards circuit the next few months. An ABC Family Star Will Probably Be Getting an Oscar Nod I’ll come clean and admit I’m not intimately familiar with the “The Secret Life of the American Teenager,” but Shailene Woodley certainly has my attention now. The young actress more than holds her own opposite Clooney (himself delivering one of his best performances) in Alexander Payne’s sad, funny chronicle of a family under duress, “The Descendants,” She’ll make you cry. Promise. Don’t Be Scared of the Cancer Comedy The only problem with “50/50” is that the shorthand on it is a tough sell for date night (i.e. the “cancer” comedy). But I’ve now seen this flick twice, and it’s a crowd-pleaser of the highest order. It was the only film I saw in Toronto that received a standing ovation. Starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Seth Rogem, Anna Kendrick and Bryce Dallas Howard, it’s loosely inspired by screenwriter Will Reiser’s true cancer experience — like “The Descendants” it’s another brilliant and honest film that touches you in all the right ways. And that’s just the tip of the TIFF iceberg, my friends. In the next few days, we’re rolling out interviews with the likes of Megan Fox, Leighton Meester, Clive Owen, Rachel Weisz, Emily Blunt and Gerard Butler — and yeah, more from those guys Gosling and Pitt. For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com . Related Videos MTV Rough Cut: Brad Pitt And Jonah Hill In ‘Moneyball’ Take A Peek Inside The Toronto International Film Festival
Turns out the Lady Gaga hustle is equally annoying when it is done by a black chick, because when the black chick does it, she looks like she’s copying Lady Gaga, in trying to be a “creative” “innovative” performing artist, which is funny, cuz Lady Gaga is full of shit to begin with….making this bitch the fucking worst thing to hit pop culture…not to mention she’s too fat for leotards, she needs to be in a sweat suit in line at walmart buying her kids with different dad’s diapers…no racist….she’s just got that look…you know when you look past how hard she’s trying…
Damn…his bed in jail is still warm! Gucci Mane , who was just released from jail two months ago, will be going right back in for another six months. Gucci pleaded guilty to two counts of battery, two counts of reckless conduct and one count of disorderly conduct. All of this stems from an incident where Mane pushed 36-year-old Diana Graham out of his Hummer as it rolled down a suburban Atlanta street on Jan. 28. He also has to take 12 weeks of anger management, pay $5,091 to the woman for her medical bills; and pay a $3,000 fine. Can they also send him to some sort of program where he and DMX learn how to stay out of jail for at least a year before going back in. Get it together, Gooch.
Looks like the talk of babies got The Camel thinking about the future. Jigga has a Shawn Carter Scholarship Fund that is helping get countless kids into college. Now, he’s hosting a carnival to raise more money for the charity. The event will be on September 29th and tickets will be $1,000 each. Attendees will get treated to meals from a few of Hov’s favorites including The Spotted Pig and the Milk Bar. He’ll also be giving away Nets tickets and some clothing items from a few places he name drops on Watch The Throne. For anyone that says rappers don’t give back to their community, this is a little proof that at least Hovito is looking out for the kids out there.
Ali Lohan plastic surgery rumors abound, but are completely false, her rep insists. Instead, Lohan’s camp says the teen’s body and face are merely aging. She’s only 17, after all. People’s looks naturally change from 14 to 17. Her dramatically different appearance has become a focal point of entertainment news shows and sites, but her rep says she did NOT go under the knife. “Aliana has never had any type of plastic surgery in her life, or ever considered it,” Steve Honig says. “Her success as a model lies with her natural looks. “She has no interest in changing that. In the past two years, she has gone through a normal teenage growth spurt that has made her taller and slimmer .” Lindsay Lohan’s younger sister is demonstrably thinner – some might even say she looks like an anorexic waif – but team Lohan says she’s totally healthy. Lohan’s growth “has slightly changed the composure of her face, all of which is typical of what happens to kids in their mid to late teens,” Honig says. “It’s what people refer to as the awkward stage. Ali is growing up; that’s all.” You buying it? Tell us: Do you think Ali got plastic surgery? [Photo: Fame Pictures]
Jeff Ross, Mike Tyson… Kate Walsh? An unusual group of celebrities gathered last night for the taping of the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen. Who delivered the best jokes? How did Sheen react? Below, check out the highlights of a broadcast that will air on September 19… Amy Schumer : “You’re just like Bruce Willis – you were big in the 80s and now your old slot is being filled by Ashton Kutcher.” Jeff Ross : “ Brooke Mueller is not very bright unless Charlie throws a lamp at her… Mike Tyson, your opponents spent more time bleeding in the corner than Charlie’s ex wives.” Kate Walsh : “It’s amazing, after abusing your lungs, liver and kidneys, the only thing you’ve had removed is your kids.” Seth MacFarlane : “Charlie, you claim to have ‘tiger blood,’ but after all the porn stars you’ve [had sex with,] it’s probably Tiger Woods’ blood.” Steve-O : “Charlie still hasn’t hit rock bottom, he’s is looking forward to it though because he thinks there’s a rock there.” In response to this jabs, Sheen eventually took to the stage and said: “Once again, I come out unscathed. You can’t hurt me. I can’t kill me. Did you really think your little jokes were going to hurt me? I did porn stars; I did drugs. Then I did the one thing everybody in America wishes he could do. I told my boss to f— off. And then it was gone. I’m done with ‘the winning’ because I’ve already won.”
Awww we love us some Chelly-O ! The First Lady of the United States made a racket on Friday, when she hit Day 12 of the US Open with her adorable daughter Sasha and RadarOnline.com has the photos. Mrs. Obama was clearly enjoying her time in the stands and even took some time to show off her moves as she hit the court with Serena Williams. Wearing a bright red dress, Mrs. Obama and her 10-year-old little girl sat next to tennis great Billie Jean King and took in semifinals – but not before she played a round herself! The First Lady, clad in tennis gear, played doubles against Serena Williams and John McEnroe during the U.S. Open tennis clinic, as part of her campaign against obesity. Parents, even if you can’t afford to take your kids to the U.S. Open, spend time with them and show them that you care. via RadarOnline
