Pink was built like a fucking tank before the pregnancy, so there is no real surprise that bitch is built like a super fucking tank after the pregnancy…but it is still funny to watch her walk around all fucking huge and shit…while other new mom’s are dropping the baby weight…pink’s embracing finally having tits…something she was always envious of when she got her dick cut off as a child and never full got her hormone therapy adjusted properly like she was Jamie Lee Curtis, in some hermaphrodite turned obese mom who loves all things food related kind of love story I hope they make a movie about….Seriously, she’s so fucking large, I want to make a bouncy castle out of her….and suck the chocolate syrup and butter she sweats out of her ass…I’m weird like that..but not nearly as weird as Pink’s shape.
I don’t know why Vanessa Hudgens is getting so much attention from me lately….I usually hate dykes and obviously by default hate dyke hair…but I guess these girls are the good kind of dyke that you’d want to watch experimenting with each other, you know learning how to make each other cum, with both their hands, fingers, mouths, and even feet….all licking and ssucking and kissing and tasting each other before flipping over into a lesbian scissor kick of pussy grinding….cuz there’s something about lipstick lesbians who have already leaked topless pics of them making out with other chicks when they were 17 that’s a hell of a lot better than dick hating, construction boot wearing, militant biker lesbians ready to arm wrestle you only to end up raping up with a beer bottle like the bitch she thinks you are…sure both make you cum…but one’s gentler, softer and far more lovely…. THis post is not to say hudgens is a dyke, she might as well could be, but it is to say her hair sure as fuck is….
I just assumed that people who go to see movies like Spy Kids, especially grown men who don’t have kids are just real fucking perverts who you gotta look out for in the movie theater cuz they may be there to masturbate on your kids popcorn when you’re not looking…..you know kinda like me when I went to see that teenage hot chick movie about cheerleading or gynastics or some shit when wasted…only to be in a room full of 14 year olds who looked at me like I was creepy as fuck…cuz lets face it, I am…. But it turns out that there’s a whole diverse level of perversion at the Spy Kids premiere…there’s shit for everyone of all different fetishes to get off to…not just the pedos…. Here’s the unofficial list of the fetishes that were in attendence… Alba pregnancy extreme pregnancy…for the Ready to Drop Porn Lovers Charlotte Ross extreme legs…. Rachel Fox Some 15 Year Old….for the Sex Offenders Verne Troyer for the Midget Fetishists Electra Avellan for the Twin Fetishists even though she’s not with her twin….. Alexa Vega for the Haggard looking 22 year old with Colombian father’s and model mothers who was an amateur Gymnast Fetishists…..yeah this one’s a real fucking stretch but I like to view it as a highly targeted fetish Holly Robinson Peete for the Black Chick pushing 50 but who is from 1990’s ABC Sitcoms Fetishists…. And the Kool Aid guy for the real fucking weirdos who love fucking mascots and marketing icons for shitty brands…. This post is one of my dumbest…
What are we doing, readers? Did we just spend a half hour of our lives watching Kris Jenner talk about her bladder and her vagina? Have we no dignity?!? While I re-consider how I spend my free time, let’s review the latest scripted episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians , THG style! Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Kris vs. Khloe Kris Jenner often pees herself. MINUS 7 because I don’t care and because that’s gross. There’s apparently a rule of no phones at the dinner table in this household. Multiple TV cameras, though? No problem! PLUS 9 . Kris is upset because her kids keep giving her a hard time over her bladder in front of strangers. Unless me and her are tighter than I realized, MINUS 19 for her complaining about this to a TV camera. Bruce hopes to “inspire” others at a local heli-park. MINUS 12 . Bruce Jennifer is an Olympian decathlete, folks. These girls have to understand the value of money and hard work, Bruce says about his daughters. It’s true. PLUS 3 because you can’t just lie down, turn on a camera and invite Ray J into your room to get somewhere in life. Kim uses the word “romantical.” MINUS 47 . MINUS 112 because Kourtney just brought up her mom’s “leaky vagina.” We just watched Kris Jenner get a gynecological exam. MINUS 879 . Kourtney and Kris are now doing simultaneous kegel exercises. MINUS 1,179 . This is the worst half hour of my life. PLUS 11 for Kylie and Kendall going to a downtown mission and meeting the first black people they’ve ever seen who aren’t dating one of their siblings. Kris turns her bladder leaking into an endorsement deal. Our pain is her monetary pleasure, people. MINUS 83 . EPISODE TOTAL: -2,247. SEASON TOTAL: -2,581
VH1 has expanded the Basketball Wives brand to LA due to the show’s massive success! While Meeka Claxton is still picking her weave up from the floor, the cast for the new branch has been revealed: GLORIA GOVAN – fiancée of LA’s Matt Barnes, Gloria may be fairly new to the West Coast, but not to viewers of Basketball Wives. After relocating to Los Angeles and surviving Barnes’ first season playing for the most recognizable team in the world, she’s keeping busy both as a mom to her twins and taking on a new challenge: easing into the Southern California lifestyle. LAURA GOVAN – sister to Gloria Govan, Laura may be rebuilding her life with just her kids and brand new baby to keep her company, but she’s never alone as Govan family ties run strong. Like her sister, Laura has no trouble speaking her mind or sticking up for family when things get rough. KIMSHA ARTEST – self-described ‘partner’ of Ron Artest and mother of three, Kimsha is proud of her New York (Jamaica, Queens) roots and not a fan of living in Los Angeles. After seventeen years with Artest, she’s rolled with the punches when it comes to the basketball lifestyle. Kimsha refuses to resign herself to the LA “party” lifestyle, also shying away from the bling. IMANI SHOWALTER – ex-fiancée to player Stephen Jackson and mother of three, Imani has fought hard against being stigmatized since parting ways with her famous ex and isn’t shy to confess that she hasn’t dated since. A former singer with a New York girl group, Imani says she’s in the process of “rediscovering what makes me happy again… I want to find my passion and that’s where I want to go.” MALAYSIA PARGO – wife of Chicago’s Jannero Pargo, Malaysia grew up in Compton, California before meeting her husband at 22. On being a basketball wife, she confesses that she always has her guard up and that one has to be a strong individual in order to live this lifestyle because it will “swallow you up and spit you out.” JACKIE CHRISTIE – wife of retired player Doug Christie, Jackie claims to have the strongest marriage in basketball, and it shows: she and Doug renew their vows every year! Bulldozed in the press for being overbearing and controlling in her relationship, she’s not one to hold her tongue, even with other players’ wives. She loves the spotlight and seems unfazed by her reputation as a polarizing figure in the world of basketball wives. DRAYA MICHELE – Draya is an alleged former stripper, and currently a “model” and aspiring actress in Los Angeles with several music videos and magazine covers to her credit. A controversial beauty with a history of dating Chris Brown and ball players, the funny and engaging Draya says “I have a million haters. I open the list of haters and it rolls across the floor.” Spotted @ TheYBF.com Tami Roman Will Not Return To Basketball Wives If Meeka Does [AUDIO] Shaunie O’Neal Says “Basketball Wives” Doesn’t Portray Black Women Negatively
Uncle of orphaned, injured Texas children calls outreach ‘amazing.’ By Jocelyn Vena Justin Bieber Photo: Kevin Mazur/ WireImage On July 3, the Berry family suffered an incredible tragedy. Parents Joshua and Robin Berry were killed in a car crash, while brothers Peter, 9, and Aaron, 8, were paralyzed, possibly for life, and remain hospitalized. Their younger sister, Willa, 6, was also injured, but suffered only broken bones. In the weeks since the crash in Texas, celebrities have been doing their part to help raise money for the care of the three young children. Using the power of social media, everyone from Justin Bieber and Britney Spears to Lady Gaga and Usher have asked their fans to “Show Your Hearts” with donations at showyourhearts.org and via text message (texting BERRY to 85944 donates $10). Their call to arms has meant the world to Matt Berry, the kids’ uncle. “My wife had this family member in the Justin Bieber camp, and when the accident happened … they reached out to us and asked how they could help,” he told MTV News on Thursday. “So, it’s been pretty much organic from their reaching out. Right after the accident, he was asking for their names and praying with his mom for the kids. It’s not something we expected would happen, obviously. “So, my understanding is that he wanted to do something to help, and the best way they could help was to create awareness,” he continued. “They have a lot of friends and contacts. And then, of course, once their campaigns started going, it looked like a lot of people joined it because I think everyone had some sort of feeling of empathy.” The family is still mending: Peter and Aaron’s “lifelong conditions” have been amplified by the loss of their parents; meanwhile Willa is still trying to come to terms with the incident. Matt Berry said of all the public support they’ve received has “definitely helped.” “Anything that goes to help the kids in their predicament [helps]. I don’t know how long it will continue. I’m not someone who likes to be in the public eye, so it’s a little bit awkward, but it’s amazing. “It’s a little bit overwhelming,” he added, but he said that right now, the family is taking it “day by day” as they deal with the aftermath of such a tremendously tragic turn of events. “If it was up to us, we’d pray that they were able to stand up in a couple of weeks and walk out of the hospital, but the likelihood of that happening is low,” he said, adding that the boys are readying for rehab to try to heal in any small way. “There’s been a lot of people supporting us, and that’s huge. The ultimate dream is if in their lifetime, there’s enough momentum to figure something out and fix spinal-cord injuries. We’ve got two of them that need something special.” Show your support at showyourhearts.org and the Berry Children’s Trust Facebook page . Related Artists Justin Bieber Lady Gaga
‘[It’s] just more inspiration for him to make more hit records,’ Khaled tells Mixtape Daily. By Rob Markman DJ Khaled Photo: MTV News Celebrity Favorites: DJ Khaled “Fat” Joe is no more. The Bronx, New York, rapper has recently been dropping pounds like he drops hit records, losing more than 80 pounds to date. No word yet as to whether he will consider a name change, but his friend and frequent collaborator DJ Khaled is in full support and astonished by his buddy’s new physique. “Joe lost so much weight that I can’t believe it,” Khaled told Mixtape Daily. “I was just on the phone with him and he was like, ‘Khaled I wear a 1X. I walk into Bal Harbour, go to Gucci and whatever.’ ” Shopping in the ritzy North Miami Beach neighborhood is not the only perk to being lighter. According to Khaled, Joe’s diet has also reinvigorated his artistic muscle. “Now he goes into any store and buys a 1X. He said he feels the best he ever felt and he’s back in the studio working,” the We the Best Forever DJ said. “I think by him losing all this weight, it just inspired him, just more inspiration for him to make more hit records.” Back in June, Joe revealed to the New York Daily News that he went on a diet following the deaths of a number of his close friends. “I always loved being fat, obviously. I’m Fat Joe,” the rapper told the newspaper. “If I could gain 1,000 pounds and be healthy, I would love to do that. The biggest killer of people is food. It kills more people than AIDS or gun violence or war, anything you can name. “Everybody keep catching strokes and heart attacks, and what happened to me was, like seven of my friends passed last year from heart attacks, and they were all 32, 34 years old, 35. And I said, ‘I got kids, I can’t leave ’em like that.’ This world is too hard for me to leave my kids, without me supervising and being there for them.” For other artists featured in Mixtape Daily, check out Mixtape Daily Headlines . Related Artists DJ Khaled Fat Joe
It found critical acclaim and distributor interest this year at Sundance, then shoved off for an award-winning run at the Cannes Film Festival. And now, as writer-director Jeff Nichols’s psychological drama Take Shelter prepares for its incursion into American theaters, Movieline is happy to unveil the film’s first poster for your perusal.
Ah, memories: “I was a fish in Noah’s ark in the school play, and now I’m in Harry Potter. It’s a big step. I first found out about the auditions in Newsround. They said to send in some information about yourself and a photograph. So I sent one in and waited weeks and weeks and weeks, and nothing happened. I really wanted this part because I was the biggest Harry Potter fan at the time. I went on the website of Newsround, and some of the kids had been sending in videotapes of themselves reading from the book. So I made a videotape. First, I dressed up as my drama teacher, who’s a girl, so that was kind of scary. Then I made this rap song of how much I wanted to be in the film.” [ Moviefone ]
Obviously someone like Kristin Cavallari isn’t one to shy away from shamelessly promoting pretty much anything, as long as she gets paid, so these bikini shots of her for SKYY vodka shouldn’t come as much of a surprise. I’m not complaining, anything that gets this hottie in a little bikini is alright with this guy. I would have preferred it if she was selling some asian suntan lotion and was surrounded by a bunch of hot bikini clad Japanese chicks rubbing it all over her, but this works too.
