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Oscars Auto-Tune ‘Twilight,’ ‘Harry Potter’ And ‘Social Network’

‘Toy Story 3′ also included in hilarious musical segment. By Gil Kaufman Taylor Lautner in the “Twilight” clip played during the Oscars’ auto-tune montage Photo: Summit/AMPAS/ABC Sunday night’s Oscar hosts James Franco and Anne Hathaway joked early and often about how they were brought in to make the 83rd edition of the movie awards program young and hip. And while their enthusiasm was infectious and their timing spot-on , it was a segment they didn’t appear in halfway through the show that dragged the sometimes tired movie/music bits in the show kicking and screaming into the present. OK, maybe into 2009, but it’s a start. “As we all know, this was the year of the movie musical,” Franco proudly proclaimed, as Hathaway stood beside him in a glittering silvery gown looking puzzled. “I’m sorry, did I miss something? I thought there were hardly any musicals this year,” she responded. “Guess again, Anne,” Franco smirked, setting up one of the night’s funniest moments. What followed was an unexpectedly silly musical tribute that began with the instant classic “Tiny Ball of Light,” credited to Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger from “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1.” Taking a pivotal scene in the woods where the longtime pals reunite, Ron and Hermione are drawn into a finger-snapping R&B slow jam with a thumping beat and over-the-top Auto-Tune effects that would make T-Pain proud. “This ball of light, this tiny ball of light floated through my chest, floated through me right here,” Weasley stutter-sings as an incredulous Granger croons, “What exactly did it say, may I ask?” The sure-to-be-viral classic artfully reimagined the dialogue from the film and was right out of the “Saturday Night Live” school of digital-short musical parodies. That number was followed by another Auto-Tune-ification, this time of Woody and the gang from “Toy Story 3,” via the funktastic “We’re Still Here.” “Through every yard sale, we’re still here, through every spring cleaning, we’re all still here,” Woody sings in his best club-crawling tone. The capper, though, was courtesy of Mr. SNL Digital Short himself, Justin Timberlake. Taking the pivotal scene in “The Social Network” where Timberlake’s Sean Parker lays out his manic vision for Facebook to the site’s founders, the dialogue was transformed into a Euro disco banger, opening with his digitally skipped pitch, “Facebook, Facebook, Faa-aaa-aaa-cebook.” The song, “Fishing for Facebook,” worked the infamous “14 trout” speech into the kind of slick club come-on that might easily have been a B-side to one of Timberlake’s own albums. The piece ended with Timberlake dropping his signature line, “A million dollars isn’t cool, you know what’s cool?” over a driving beat, then pausing a moment and adding: “a billion dollars.” Just to make sure they snagged the kids, the musical tribute ended with “He Doesn’t Own a Shirt,” a pretend slow jam from “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse,” in which a jealous Edward Cullen sneers, “Doesn’t he own a shirt,” at romantic (and, yes, shirtless and ripped) rival Jacob Black. In the background, a group of female singers explained, “He’s too sexy for a shirt” and “She’s so glad he doesn’t have a shirt” as Bella Swan embraces her werewolf pal. What did you think of the Auto-Tune musical number? Let us know in the comments! Stick with MTV News on Oscar night and beyond for red-carpet fashion coverage, analysis of the winners, plus interviews, photos and more from your favorite Hollywood stars! Related Videos Highlights From The 2011 Oscars Related Photos The 2011 Academy Awards 2011 Academy Awards Red Carpet

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Justin Bieber loves funny girls

Justin Bieber likes funny girls. The teen singing sensation – who has been romantically linked with Selena Gomez – has female fans all around the world but in order to catch his attention any potential girlfriends must have a good sense of humor, as well as pretty eyes and a good smile. He said: “I like girls with nice, pretty eyes and a nice smile. I like girls that are funny because I like to laugh and joke around.” While Justin is grateful for all the attention, he admits sometimes it gets too much and he is left fearing for the safety of himself, his entourage and his fans. He explained: “At a concert in New York last year they expected 1,000 girls and 10,000 showed up, so the security wasn’t ready for it. It was a security hazard for the kids ‘cos they were pushing up against the glass, so it was really bad. The worst time, though, was definitely in New Zealand where my mom got trampled.” Last April, the 16-year-old star’s mother, Patti Mallette, was knocked over by fans – who also stole his hat – when they mobbed him at an airport. At the time, Justin tweeted about the incident, saying: “Finally got to New Zealand last night. The airport was crazy. Not happy that someone stole my hat and knocked down my mama. Come on people.”

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Jay-Z, LeBron James Talk Two Kings Charity, Doing ‘Good All Over’

Rap Mogul and Miami Heat star tell MTV News why they teamed up with Mr. Cartoon to give back to L.A.-area Boys & Girls Club. By Alvin Blanco, with reporting by Rahman Dukes Jay-Z and LeBron James Photo: Johnny Nunez/ WireImage Jay-Z and LeBron James don’t just want to hold a can of soda and smile for the cameras. The two men prefer to be hands-on when it comes to giving back to the community. So during NBA All-Star weekend festivities this past Saturday, Hov and King James personally greeted children at the Boys & Girls Club of Los Angeles and unveiled a newly renovated gymnasium at their facility. For the third year in a year row, Jay-Z and LeBron’s Two Kings charity teamed up with Coco-Cola’s Sprite brand to promote a worthy cause at All-Star Weekend. MTV News spoke to James and Jay about their participation. “If you stay focused and you follow your dream, stay in school, you can be … well, you might not be this tall,” Jay told the club members, gesturing at James as wife Beyonc

‘Glee’ Covers Jamie Foxx’s ‘Blame It’: The Story Behind The Song

Show addresses underage drinking in latest episode. By Aly Semigran The cast of “Glee” in the “Blame It On The Alcohol” episode Tuesday Photo: FOX The cast of “Glee” has not only covered a wide array of songs in their two seasons on the air, but some pretty varied topics about teenage life. From gay rights to coping with death, the show has typically addressed these issues in song. But there’s one subject that almost every high-schooler has experienced in one way or another that “Glee” has all but ignored until now: underage drinking. In Tuesday’s (February 22) aptly titled “Blame It on the Alcohol” episode, some of the kids of McKinley High partook of libations, causing them to get tipsy and, in turn, make bad decisions. Cue the very song that inspired the name of the episode, Jamie Foxx’s smash hit “Blame It (on the Alcohol).” While the whole ensemble has a hand in the cover of the tune, Kevin McHale (Artie), Amber Riley (Mercedes) and Lea Michele (Rachel) are highlighted in the song that had everyone blaming it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol in 2009. The second single off of Foxx’s 2008 platinum album Intuition , the track featured two of today’s current hip-hop staples: T-Pain and Auto-Tune. That winning combination (plus those deliriously catchy lyrics laying blame on culprits Grey Goose and Patr

MJ’s Kids on Conrad Murray: Best Doctor Ever?

Last fall, we reported that Michael Jackson’s children may be asked to testify on behalf of Dr. Conrad Murray, as the embattled physician’s lawyers seek to establish that the late, great King of Pop had longstanding drug addictions. While that says little about Murray’s actual care, Jackson’s kids apparently thought highly of him in that regard too, because their famous father did. The children refused to believe that their dad died of a heart attack in June 2009, since MJ raved that Dr. Conrad Murray was the best doctor on Earth. For what it’s worth, Michael and the kids loved Murray. Jackson’s former nanny, Grace Rwaramba , has described his addictions in detail, and spoke with LAPD investigators about how Dr. Murray became a “regular” around the house when the singer lived in Vegas, visiting at least twice a week. Grace said Michael would constantly praise Murray in front of the kids, and that’s why after he died, the kids would say , “There’s no way daddy could have died of a heart attack because Dr. Murray is the best doctor in the whole world.” Grace also said Michael first met Murray through a member of MJ’s security team. As she explains it, Jackson felt he could trust Murray in large part because the security guy claimed he had some sort of mysterious leverage over the doctor. Grace offered no further explanation about the mysterious leverage, but like everything else related to Michael Jackson, truth is often stranger than fiction. On an unrelated, but equally peculiar note, Grace says on a family trip to Florida, the kids called 911 when they discovered MJ “passed out” in their hotel. It’s unclear when the incident took place or what caused it.

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Jay-Z, LeBron James Attend ‘Two Kings’ Charity Event In L.A.

The stars were on hand for the unveiling of a new gym at the Boys & Girls Club of Los Angeles on Saturday. By Steven Roberts, with reporting by Rahman Dukes Jay-Z and LeBron James attend the “Two Kings” charity event on Saturday Photo: Getty Images LOS ANGELES — On Saturday afternoon, many of the kids at the Boys & Girls Club of Los Angeles had the opportunity to meet and greet Jay-Z and NBA superstar LeBron James. More importantly, however, those same children will now be able to enjoy a completely renovated gym featuring a mural by esteemed artist and L.A. native Mr. Cartoon — and, hopefully, received some added inspiration to achieve their dreams — thanks to Jay and LeBron’s Two Kings charity and its co-sponsor, the Coca-Cola Company’s Sprite brand. The renovation was the first under Coca-Cola’s Sprite Spark Parks Project , which plans to completely renovate more than 100 neighborhood spaces, including parks, fields and basketball courts. MTV News caught up with the rap icon and the basketball superstar at the gym’s unveiling, which was held in conjunction with the NBA All-Star Weekend. Jay said he and James continue to give back because they were once just like those children in the room. “We are those kids that didn’t have those opportunities, and luckily lightning struck for us,” explained Jay. “We happened to be in the right place at the right time, with God-given talent. … Some other people need help and opportunity, so it’s empathy. I am you. I’ve been in the same place that these kids have been.” Jay said the Two Kings charity started out because he and James wanted to utilize the financial clout of some of the people with whom they were doing business. They wanted to be more than paid endorsers smiling with a soft-drink can. They wanted to use their opportunities to achieve something positive. “We wanted to take this relationship and do some good,” maintained Jay. “Take all these people and put them in a room. Take their power and influence and use them, but use them in a good way to effect good all over.” This is the third consecutive year that Jay-Z and James’ charity has hosted such an event during NBA All-Star Weekend. In 2009, Two Kings donated 150 instruments to the music program at Mesa Arts Academy in Mesa, Arizona. And last year, the two celebrities led a mentoring session at the East Dallas Club of the Boys & Girls Club of Greater Dallas in Texas. In addition, Sprite has provided scholarships to top-performing students on their behalf. Related Photos Jay-Z, LeBron James At ‘Two Kings’ Charity Event In L.A. Related Artists Jay-Z

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Doctors Hand Out Sick Notes at Wisconsin Capitol Building to Anyone Who Wants Them; Lie of the Day: "It’s for the Kids"

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Kelsey Grammer’s New Pussy in a Bikini of the Day

There’s all this Frasier Crane gossip going around….his Playboy fake tit stripper/call girl recently ex-wife and mother of his kids telling people he wears women’s underwear when he fucks and that he has other weird sexual issues…that I don’t really understand why people would care to know about….or why anyone is surprised, I mean he’s this Frasier motherfucker hasn’t been on TV for a decade and is a guy who I thought was British for the entire run of his show I never watched cuz it was boring and he maybe best known as the voice of Sideshow Bob but still pretty irrelevant… Now he’s on vacation with his soon to be new wife, Kayte Walsh, who everyone is making a big deal about how fast moving he is, even though he has probably been dating for years, but it only hit the media, so they assume he’s jumping from one whore to another and the whole thing confuses me as much as it bores me, but here’s the bitch in her bikini anyway…

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Denise Richards to Kids: Daddy is an Addict

Charlie Sheen is hilarious. The guy has absolutely no remorse over any actions, joking in interviews this week about how much we should all praise him for doing such a stellar job while hungover. But then we’re forced to remember: the guy does have two young children. What must they think of their dad? Denise Richards addressed this question during an appearance on The View that will air today. She said of her ex-husband: “There are times where his life is more colorful than others, more public than others, and as the kids get older it’s a difficult thing… this was a subject I had hoped to talk with my children about as they got older. But it’s hard.” Hey, that’s what Kacey Jordan said! But, seriously, how does Richards explain Sheen’s problems to Sam, 6, and Lola, 5? She says she uses books. “There are images and pictures that a child can understand. I don’t know what they fully comprehend from these conversations. They don’t know what some of these things are. So I do the best I can and it’s not easy.” Darn you, Charlie Sheen! You’ve actually made us feel sorry for Denise Richards.

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Irina Shayk & Friends Heat It Up Again

Normally I would say that I’m getting a little sick of all this attention my site has been giving all these Sports Illustrated swimsuit hotties, like Irina Shayk and the rest of them, but they’re all just so fine that I really don’t mind in the least. I’ve cropped and resized so many images of the girls that they’re getting into my dreams, it’s awesome, I’ve been taking several naps throughout the day just so that I can see them again. When we last left off, me and the girls were going to make blueberry muffins in Mrs Huxtable’s kitchen while the kids were at school… Fun. more pictures of the rest of the girls here