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50 Cent Shows Off Shoveling Prowess On ‘Conan’

Fif talks about his impromptu snow-removal biz and his dog named Oprah. By Jayson Rodriguez 50 Cent appears on “Conan” on Wednesday Photo: TBS When 50 Cent appeared on “Conan” on Wednesday night, the entrepreneurial-minded rapper didn’t just hawk his new “Sleek by 50 Cent” wireless headphones, he told Conan O’Brien a story that demonstrated his business prowess. Last month, during the heavy snowfall that blanketed the East Coast, 50 found himself shoveling his grandmother’s driveway. After posting a picture of himself in action on Twitter, an idea went off in his head. “I wanted to see if the principles of business applied to everything,” he told the late-night host. The G-Unit general then recruited a group of neighborhood kids and went around knocking on doors to offer their snow removal services. “I sent the little guy to knock on the door,” 50 explained. “That’s low,” O’Brien shot back. “I gave them the money,” the rapper said, laughing. “I gave them some.” 50 said the collective made $1,000 from shoveling 10 homes; he also charged homeowners for a picture of him shoveling, and turned that the money over to the kids too. The jokes from the rapper didn’t stop there, though. The TBS host showed the audience a picture from 50’s Twitter profile of the rapper sitting at a desk with a schnauzer dog on his lap. The dog’s name? Oprah Winfrey. “At first I thought Oprah didn’t like hip-hop, so I didn’t like her,” he explained. “But I hadn’t had a chance to meet her. I bought the dog, and now I love her.” The rapper also has a cat named (you guessed it) Gayle, after Winfrey’s BFF Gayle King. “It was one of those things where I didn’t know what to name the cat, it just made sense,” 50 said. Although the rapper admitted he’s never met Winfrey, he told O’Brien that he has met King and admires her. “She’s great,” he said. Related Artists 50 Cent

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Paula Abdul See Through Shirt of the Day

You can see Paula Abdul’s bra – or a shirt made to look like a bra – and it really isn’t exciting – cuz this is Paula Abdul, who fucking cares… I’m only interested if bitch walks out completely naked medicated and drunk as fuck, slurring her words while asking for a pretzel as she fingers her asshole begging for some pills in exchange for sex…and that’s not happening…even though she’s crazy enough for it to happen… I mean, I guess these will work if you’re into chimp lookin’ bitches – in which case you may want to get a job volunteering at the zoo – cuz chimps are probably easier to manage and more accessible than the people who look like them Not that it matters…

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Taylor Momsen in Lingerie for the Teens of the Day

The thing I like about Taylor Momsen is that she’s leading a good example for the kids. I mean it won’t be long before this trend catches on and teen girls everywhere will be walking the streets like this…I mean it’s a great way to get noticed and make money and all that other shit that comes with being a slut…you know male attention from perverts who have money and power to make shit happen… The thing I don’t like about Taylore Momsen is that I tried to make her my internet girlfriend on twitter and she just ignores me…That fucking hurts…but these pictures make up for it…even if her teen ass is average at best…cuz it’s still a teen ass… I’m just surprised she hasn’t been charged with Kiddy Porn production, but she does still have a year of being underage, there is hope…Good times…

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Hi Hater: Rihanna’s Potty Mouth P*sses Parents Off Again

Once again, Rihanna seems to have forgotten that her fans and their parents watch her every moves. Rihanna is in trouble after using a very bad word in a tweet yesterday. We can’t say what it is unfortunately, but you can see yourself here. In response to a friend making a very accurate observation regarding Rihanna’s hairstyle (“Watchin clifford the big red dog =) somehow im reminded of @Rihanna idk why tho”) Rihanna wrote, “LMAO (Laughing my arse off), Katt u lil c***.” A fan later told The Sun: “Rihanna is a role model to millions of young, impressionable kids. “She shouldn’t be using that kind of language – especially when she knows how many people follow her.” Rihanna doesn’t seem to mind much though – in response to an article about her ‘inappropriate rant’ (hardly a rant), she tweeted “#biteME”. Do you think celebrities should censor their tweets for the kids? Or is it the parents’ job to restrict the content their kids have access to? Source

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This Old Trout Needs To Keep Michelle Obama’s Name Out Of Her Mouth

Joan Rivers is still talking yang yang about our beloved FLOTUS, Michelle Obama: “We’ve bonded. We have bonded over shitty phone service all over the United States,” Joan Rivers remarked to us on Friday, after a few frustrating rounds of phone tag, thanks to AT&T and some botched lines. But “Can you hear me now?” aside, the comedienne is totally impossible to catch up with, anyway. As of late, she’s been making the media rounds, promoting her new reality show for We TV and sounding off on a variety of subjects all along the way. Check out what Joan had to say to HuffPost Style about Michelle Obama’s State Dinner dress, Tiger Mom and how she got into the fashion commenting business to begin with. HP: One thing that has been making headlines in the fashion world this week is Michelle Obama wearing McQueen to the State Dinner. JR: Wrong. Wrong. Sorry! Sorry, sorry, sorry, but we’re pushing America and we’re so behind in everything that we’re doing. We’re trying to push our own industries, the president’s coming out and saying we’ve got to make more American stuff, you know what, darling? Buy American. Wrong. I like the Obamas, I voted for Obama, but totally wrong. Very badly advised. It was like Jackie Onassis used to sneak the French couture into the White House. At least she had the decency to have Oleg Cassini copy it. So she would say, I’m wearing Oleg Cassini when in reality, he had just copied a lot of the fashions. HP: Do you think there are occasions when the first lady could wear a foreign designer? JR: In private, God bless her, she can wear what she wants. When she’s sitting around with just their friends or if [Obama]‘s not re-elected, or even if he is re-elected, she’ll have all those years ahead of her to wear what she wants. HP: Shifting gears, you’re on a reality show now with your daughter. What do you think of Tiger Mom? JR: I adore the Tiger Mom. I think a child should be strapped to the piano. The only thing is, she says, “This is the success,” and I don’t want to break her heart but if every child learns to play the piano or becomes a pianist or a violinist, how many are in each orchestra? You’re setting your children up to fail, you idiot. There’s one pianist per orchestra. So if you’re strapping your kid to the piano, you’re making your kid fail if he thinks he’s going to be a pianist. And if you’re strapping your kid…how many violinists? There’s a first violin, second violin, maybe a small string section. So unfortunately, poor Tiger Mom got it a little screwed up. I think she should strap them to the computer. Or let them make clothes for Michelle Obama. I think Tiger Mom should have all the kids in America designing clothes for Michelle Obama so she wouldn’t have to buy outside of our coasts. Read the rest of the interview HERE

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This Old Trout Needs To Keep Michelle Obama’s Name Out Of Her Mouth

Joan Rivers is still talking yang yang about our beloved FLOTUS, Michelle Obama: “We’ve bonded. We have bonded over shitty phone service all over the United States,” Joan Rivers remarked to us on Friday, after a few frustrating rounds of phone tag, thanks to AT&T and some botched lines. But “Can you hear me now?” aside, the comedienne is totally impossible to catch up with, anyway. As of late, she’s been making the media rounds, promoting her new reality show for We TV and sounding off on a variety of subjects all along the way. Check out what Joan had to say to HuffPost Style about Michelle Obama’s State Dinner dress, Tiger Mom and how she got into the fashion commenting business to begin with. HP: One thing that has been making headlines in the fashion world this week is Michelle Obama wearing McQueen to the State Dinner. JR: Wrong. Wrong. Sorry! Sorry, sorry, sorry, but we’re pushing America and we’re so behind in everything that we’re doing. We’re trying to push our own industries, the president’s coming out and saying we’ve got to make more American stuff, you know what, darling? Buy American. Wrong. I like the Obamas, I voted for Obama, but totally wrong. Very badly advised. It was like Jackie Onassis used to sneak the French couture into the White House. At least she had the decency to have Oleg Cassini copy it. So she would say, I’m wearing Oleg Cassini when in reality, he had just copied a lot of the fashions. HP: Do you think there are occasions when the first lady could wear a foreign designer? JR: In private, God bless her, she can wear what she wants. When she’s sitting around with just their friends or if [Obama]‘s not re-elected, or even if he is re-elected, she’ll have all those years ahead of her to wear what she wants. HP: Shifting gears, you’re on a reality show now with your daughter. What do you think of Tiger Mom? JR: I adore the Tiger Mom. I think a child should be strapped to the piano. The only thing is, she says, “This is the success,” and I don’t want to break her heart but if every child learns to play the piano or becomes a pianist or a violinist, how many are in each orchestra? You’re setting your children up to fail, you idiot. There’s one pianist per orchestra. So if you’re strapping your kid to the piano, you’re making your kid fail if he thinks he’s going to be a pianist. And if you’re strapping your kid…how many violinists? There’s a first violin, second violin, maybe a small string section. So unfortunately, poor Tiger Mom got it a little screwed up. I think she should strap them to the computer. Or let them make clothes for Michelle Obama. I think Tiger Mom should have all the kids in America designing clothes for Michelle Obama so she wouldn’t have to buy outside of our coasts. Read the rest of the interview HERE

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Janine Lindemulder Arrested For Threatening, Harassing Jesse James

Jesse James may have bigger problems than those Nazi pics . Janine Lindemulder, the most unhinged of his ex-wives, was arrested for harassing him. Jesse and Janine share (and often spar over) a daughter, Sunny. She has served time in prison and has a history of being a real loose cannon. It was of little surprise, then, that Lindemulder was arrested outside Austin, Tex., this morning on a warrant for harassing Jesse over the phone. Jesse James’ porn star ex-wife has gone off the rails … again . Janine was popped by the Hays County Sheriff’s Department who had three warrants issued for Janine after Jesse turned over threatening voicemails. Jesse claims Janine Lindemulder places “chronic harassing telephone calls to his house all hours of the day and night,” and has called up to 300 times. Janine went ballistic over Jesse’s decision to relocate to Texas, where his kids could remain close to Sandra Bullock, just after she got out of prison. Jesse says the calls became “so harassing, abusive and bad,” even by her standards, he had to turn over the worst messages to the Austin P.D. Hope Kat Von D is aware of this guy’s (crazy) baggage.

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WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT? (3/8/10-368)

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Chloe Sevigny Nude in Mr. Nice of the Day

HEre is a Chloe Sevigny sex scene from a movie called Mr Nice about a famous British drug smuggler… Considering this Chloe Sevigny trash has posed naked and sucked dick in movies ….this clip is pretty softcore and boring…but considering it is Friday and my life is softcore and boring cuz I’m not Charlie Sheen…this is gonna have to do… I know that Chloe Sevigny will always secure her fan base of hipster idiots who think average at best, obscure pussy, that is recongnized as an “artist” and a “fashion icon” by idiots is exciting, intellectual, inspired and all the other cliche’s that come with being a hipster who takes himself seriously, but I just remember her as the AIDS in KIDS….which kinda put a damper on fucking virgins without a condom if the virgins you were trying to fuck without a condom had seen that movie….so I have no choice but hating her for being part of something that deprived us of something pure….when we had the chance to fuck virgins…before girls were losing it at an age we’d get arrested for even looking at them…. Luckily there was also some Unidentified Actress Involved in this Mr. Nice Nudity Hustle….and I’m loving her body….She makes up for that overrated Sevigny trash

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Heidi Klum Because She’s Still Hot

Heidi Klum may have kinda disappeared from the supermodel spotlight, but that doesn’t mean that she’s not still one of the hottest women in the world. Here she is at the Instyle Awards , whatever those are, showing off her sexy long legs. I’ve missed this woman. I’m kinda jealous of her kids getting to hang out with her all the time now that she’s sort of retired. I bet those little punks can get a kiss out of her whenever they want. Grrr.