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Tiger Woods Spent Time with Family?

Tiger Woods posted a statement on his website today, detailing his return to golf, praising rival Phil Mickelson, and saying he’s been spending time with family. Wait, what? At the end of the statement, the embattled star mentions taking time off to be with his “family” after The Masters, although he does not name any names. Family must not include Elin Woods . That was as personal as Tiger got, which in itself is a telling sign. He truly seems focused on golf, which is fine, but fuels reports that a divorce is happening . BYE, ELIN : Tiger Woods returned to golf, but it looks as though he bid farewell to what was left of his crumbling marriage for good at The Masters earlier this month . He and Elin have spent little, if any time together this month. He did see his kids following The Masters, but not his wife, who’s traveled extensively solo. Elin is in Sweden with their children and plans to be gone for weeks. Tiger has been living the single life in Orlando … sans cocktail waitresses of course. He’s been spotted on the city’s nightlife scene, partying backstage at a Nickelback concert and playing golf with friend Michael Jordan twice this week. A good time, yes. Time with family, not so much.

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‘Survivor’ Suspect — New Development with Kids

Filed under: Bruce Beresford-Redman , Survivor , Celebrity Justice The former ” Survivor ” producer — Bruce Beresford-Redman —

Comedy Central Bans South Park Episode?

For anyone who missed the newest South Park episode on TV, they are surprised to find out that they can't watch the episode online. If you try to watch the episode “201” you instead see the message above saying Comedy Central has denied approval to stream the original version of the show and had also placed numerous audio bleeps throughout the episode. The censorship is due to the uproar of death threats towards Matt Stone and Trey Parker (the creators of South Park) after an last week's episode included an image of the Prophet Muhammad disguised in a bear suit, even though they didn't actually show an image of the Prophet Mohammed. The threats warn Matt and Trey that they risk violent retribution. In “201” it was reveled that Muhammad wasn't in the bear suit, Santa Claus was in it. http://current.com/news/92387879_death-threats-for-south-park-creators-after-muh… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZbtgjx9xE0 In the episode, not only was the image of Muhammad censored, but so was the name of Muhammad. Every time someone said Muhammad, they were bleeped. Also censored was the 'lesson speech' that Kyle and/or Stan gives at the end of almost every episode about what the kids has learned during the episode. There was at least 30 seconds of audio that was bleeped out between the characters Stan, Santa Clus, and Jesus Christ. I watched this episode on television and I thought the censorship was apart of the joke, but now it looks like it wasn't a joke. This isn't the first depiction of Muhammad that South Park has done. There have been at least two prior depictions of Muhammad on South Park — one in 2001, and another in 2006 that was also censored, but can be found online. Here's another: http://current.com/entertainment/comedy/92391949_south-park-has-shown-an-image-o… If you want to see an image of the Prophet Muhammad on South Park, you can watch the “Super Best Friends” episode here: http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/103940/ More on this story: http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5ixtNaqRpSqti8gDHGSyN8lXBhQjAD9… added by: Future_America

Jon Gosselin Fires, Denounces Own Attorney

Bringing back fond memories of last summer, when he couldn’t decide whether or not Michael Lohan represented him or which mediocre girl he was dating, Jon Gosselin denounced comments recently made by … his own lawyer. Jon says has fired his new attorney, in fact, a week ago. Which explains the inflammatory statements he made about Kate Gosselin being a shameless self-promoter just hours ago. Jon runs a tight ship. Earlier this month, Anthony F. List terming Kate an ” absentee parent ” and filed legal papers seeking full custody of their eight kids on Jon’s behalf. “Kate, her attorneys and I are moving forward to work out things privately and amicably,” Jon Tweeted today. Who knows what he’ll say tomorrow . Jon Gosselin needs to get his $h!t together. And get a job . “Mr. Anthony List Sr., Esq., is not my representing attorney; I terminated him on April 15. He has no legal right to speak to the press on my behalf.” Maybe you should tell him that, dumbass. List had said he was a longtime friend of Jon’s late father, Tom, and promised the elder Gosselin that he would help out Jon if the need ever arose. Looks like that “help” entailed frivolous, mostly baseless legal maneuvers attempting to wrest money and/or control of the kids from Kate Gosselin. As Hailey Glassman can attest, this idiot clearly needs to take advice from someone he can actually trust, and/or make decisions himself for once.

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Tiger Woods: Swingin’ Single!

While Elin Nordegren is away, Tiger Woods will play … sort of. It remains to be seen what becomes of the golfer’s marriage, but he and his estranged spouse certainly appear to be living separate lives right now. While Elin took the kids to Sweden on a vacation sans Tiger, the star attended a Nickelback concert and partied backstage surrounded by security. Earlier that night, he and friends dined together in a restaurant, believed to be his first public outing since the sex scandal that broke last November. Partying like a rock star? Maybe. Maybe not. But the wife and kids were clearly nowhere in sight, and all indications are that Elin is so over Tiger . Is Elin Woods preparing to leave Tiger for good? Tiger’s venture back into the Orlando nightlife was described as tame as he enjoyed himself with a group, was seen by many and didn’t demand any favors. No cocktail waitresses were seen … well, except if they were serving drinks. While this isn’t being called an official separation, the couple has already been separated for some time . Elin is planning to spend time in Sweden visiting friends and family while considering what she wants to do about her marriage. By the time Elin returns, they will have spent only three nights in the same city in a month, as the trip is her fourth without Tiger in the last three weeks. Tiger is due to play a tournament at Quail Hollow near Charlotte, N.C. No word yet on whether he’ll be teeing off for the first time as an official bachelor. Elin Woods should …

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American Idol: A Cry In the Dark [Recaps]

Last night’s installment of America’s beloved gay rodeo taught us important lessons about inspiration and hope and dreams. Alicia Keys showed up to show the kids how to be serious, and we all cried a lot. More

Kate Gosselin: Eliminated, Alone, Mocked By Kids

Kate Gosselin was emotional after being voted off Dancing with the Stars . She’s also upset that no man will ever love her, her own children tease her, DWTS co-stars dubbed her”Hate Gosselin” and strangers slash her tires. It’s worth noting that the amusing last four Kate fun facts are courtesy of the new issue of In Touch Weekly , and therefore are likely completely bogus. Well, maybe not the Hate Gosselin moniker. We can see that. As sad as she is about leaving, and about life, however, she says the kids are worse. Though she claims she is okay leaving, her eight children “will be upset, definitely,” she said. “They will be shattered, in fact.” What total bull$h!t . Kate claims her elimination “crushed” her kids. Someone needs to crush her. She said she’s not “letting them watch” her elimination, so “they’ll be OK. They’ll be glad to have me back, but won’t get to see me dance anymore. It’s tough.” Also tough? Dying alone and getting teased by your own kids when your dancing sucks. Gotta be brutal. Here’s “Hate” receiving the final verdict last night … Kate Gosselin Eliminated Are you sad Kate Gosselin was eliminated?

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Brooke Burke’s Busy Date Night

Hosting Dancing With the Stars (and having four kids!) doesn’t mean Brooke Burke is too tired to go out afterward. Once last night’s show wrapped, Brooke and her longtime…

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Larry King Divorce on Hold After All?

The divorce rumors have swirled since last week, and been semi-confirmed. But are Larry King and Shawn Southwick still going to make this thing work? “There’s a 50-50 chance this divorce is not happening,” King’s lawyer Dennis Wasser says. “It’s not clear to me which way he’s going to turn on this issue.” Man, this guy changes his mind about getting divorced almost as often as he … actually gets divorced. That would be seven times, not including this one. “His focus is on the best interest of his children,” Wasser adds, noting that regardless of what they decide about the marriage, they will seek counseling . Will Shawn Southwick remain Mrs. Larry King? The revelation comes after Larry and Shawn, who have been married over a decade, were seen arm-in-arm Sunday at their sons’ baseball game in L.A. The pair also embraced at a previous game one day after both filed for divorce, separately, amid rumors of infidelity … by both parties. It’s confusing. Larry is accused of boning Shawn’s sister Shannon Engemann , while Shawn herself has allegedly been doing it with the kids’ coach, Hector Penate . If they can make it past that, more power to ’em.

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George Lopez to Dancing with the Stars Fans: Keep Kate Gosselin!

Will Kate Gosselin, likely the world’s worst dancer, be kicked off Dancing with the Stars this week? Not if George Lopez has anything to say about it. For hilarious reasons unknown, the comedian and talk show host has been campaigning to keep the mother of eight as a contestant on the show. The 48-year-old Lopez Tonight host proclaimed of his campaign: “America has spoken and Kate Gosselin is still alive! My master plan is working!” Lopez continued his plea to our nation: “I tweeted that everybody should vote for Kate and why. Do it for her kids. Do it for her poor partner Tony Dovolani and most importantly … Do it for the United States of America!” With a pitch like that, how can we say no? George continued, “It’s your duty, America. Remember every vote counts and it’s time to keep Kate alive. You are the change we have been waiting for.” Channeling Barack Obama to keep Kate Gosselin on a reality show? Far from unfunny. For more on how you can support this cause, visit KeepKate.com . Then, for more on getting the help you need, click here . One might say the only thing you’re doing for the kids is depriving them … although if it weren’t for dancing, she’d just be hawking some book anyway. As for whether fans will heed George’s call, we’d say there’s a decent chance. She’s set the bar so low with her dancing, there’s little room to get worse. Even a mediocre effort will feel like a victory to supporters who have kept her around while she was flat-out abysmal. Lowering expectations … genius . Will you keep Kate Gosselin? Or are you more inclined to vote for someone else this week? Who are you rooting for on Dancing with the Stars?

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