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So has anyone heard anything about Kate Gosselin getting fake tits or is it just a lift or is it a good bra that scooped up her saggy empty milk sack tits she had nursing her litter, cuz she looks like she’s has more tit….not that that’s a good thing, considering she’s disgusting…. It just seems like something a woman would do after the father of her 8 kids walked out on her for some younger girl who I think he ended up beating up or some shit…before every turned on him and told the world he had a small dick, something shocking to everyone considering dude was Asian…not that his dick matters, or the fact that he hurt her so bad that she’s become a typical bitter ex-wife cunt…and the real question is where are her kids going to be when she’s doing “Dancing with the Stars”…seems like irresponsible parenting to me, not that pitching a show to the Life network cuz you have a super scary lesbian uterus that makes too many babies was really an example of good parenting, she’s just exploitative and here she is exploiting her mom tits….not that this is hot, she’s a fucking man who has turned into a hag of a woman and I always hated her and her bossy, annoying ugly ways. If I was her husband, I would have left her obnoxious fat mom ass too, and now that she’s single she’s got a little too much baggage, despite my appreciation of step-parenting, she’s clearly only good for her money and fading celebrity…and I guess it’s fun watching her life she probably once thought was incredible crumble before her eyes… And another set of this man in a dress… And one last outfit – because there is such thing as too much Kate Gosselin….and you’ll realize that in the next few months as this show gets going…. Pics via PacificCoastNews
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Filed under: Michael Jackson Debbie Rowe — the mother of Michael Jackson’s two oldest children Paris and Prince — claims she’s “worried” about her kids’ brother, Blanket. During a shopping trip in Calabasas earlier today, Rowe said she knows nothing about the investigation … Permalink
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Filed under: Tiger Woods Tiger Woods is another step closer to returning to pre-scandal life — last night, Elin Nordegren and the kids spent the evening at their Isleworth mansion … where Tiger has been living for the past few days. Sources tell TMZ Elin and the kids … Permalink
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Jermaine Jackson, brother of the late Michael Jackson, has had some interesting things happen in his life. Most recently, his teenage son tried to taser Blanket. A messy divorce between Jermaine and his ex-wife likely set events in motion that resulted in the stun gun drama that made headlines in this slow news week. The L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services came knockin’ at the Jackson family home in L.A. after reports of the kids playing with a taser. Here’s the lowdown. Jermaine filed for divorce from Alejandra Jackson in 2004. The couple fought hard over child support. Pretty standard stuff at the time. Despite their split, Jermaine pressured Alejandra to live with their two kids – Jaafar and Jermajesty (yes, Jer-effing-majesty ) in the Jackson family home. That way, he wouldn’t have to pay her support. DON’T TASE ME BRO : Jermaine could use a good zap . However, Alejandra complained most of the support money she received actually came from Katherine Jackson, mother of Jermaine, Michael, Janet et al. That support was often doled out in gift cards to Ralph’s … where Jaafar bought a credit card so he could buy a stun gun online to allegedly zap Blanket . Resourceful little devil, no? Alejandra Jackson has indeed been living at Katherine’s with Jaafar and Jermajesty, plus Genevieve and Randall, her two children with … Randy Jackson. Yup, she was also married to another Jackson brother at one point. Michael Jackson’s three children, Prince , Paris and Blanket, have been living with Katherine, as per Michael Jackson’s will, since he passed away last June. She’s got a lot on her plate, in other words, for a 79-year-old. As a result, the occasional taser may or may not slip through the cracks. Give her a break.
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‘We try to get it live as much as we can,’ Johnson tells MTV News of his recording process. By James Montgomery Jack Johnson Photo: MTV News Jack Johnson ‘s last album, 2008’s Sleep Through the Static, bested the likes of Alicia Keys and Sheryl Crow to debut at #1 on the Billboard albums chart . He then surprised pretty much everyone by staying there for a second week, selling more copies than Amy Winehouse’s Back to Black (which had just won Record and Song of the Year at the Grammys) and Herbie Hancock’s River: The Joni Mitchell Sessions, which had just won Album of the Year. Oh, and then stayed at #1 again the following week too. The point is, eventually, people are going to have to stop being surprised by Johnson’s success. He is, after all, one of the most popular singer/songwriters on the planet (perhaps the most), capable of selling millions of albums, selling out stadiums around the world and staging an annual concert — the Kokua Festival — on his home island of Hawaii. Perhaps the surprise comes from the fact that Johnson is arguably the most down-to-earth musician in the business, shunning the spotlight and donating 100 percent of the proceeds from his tours to charities. Calling him a celebrity just doesn’t seem right. Still, there’s a pretty good chance that later this summer, you will begin reading the same stories about Johnson’s unlikely success, because that’s when he’ll release his new album, a deeply personal collection of songs that’s almost certain to top the Billboard charts yet again (and stay there for an extended period of time). “The album is called To the Sea. I guess it’s a reference to a father leading his son to the sea, with the water representing the subconscious. So it’s about trying to go beneath the surface and understand yourself,” Johnson told MTV News on Tuesday. “I have three kids … so the album is about that. It’s both me as a son of my own father and me looking down at my kids. I’m 34, right at this transition of still feeling like a child sometimes, but other times feeling like a father, and finding the father in myself. It’s all about those things.” Recorded in just three weeks in Johnson’s Mango Tree Studios, Sea is meant to capture the man and his band as they’re supposed to be heard: live and loose. It was mainly committed to tape in one room, with minimal use of overdubs, and an increased focus on letting the instruments bleed into one another. It is very much the sound of a band setting up in a room and just playing. “We don’t need much time. Just four guys in the band, we try to get it live as much as we can, keep as much of it with the bleeds in it,” Johnson smiled. “Three weeks is about as long as we could spend, because we tend to start overthinking things if we go longer than that. We’re a pretty small band, with pretty simple songs.” Sea is scheduled to hit stores June 1, and the first single from the record — a tune called “You and Your Heart” — will debut on radio next month. “[That song] started off with this guitar riff that I had around for a while, actually had it on the last record, and we liked it, but we didn’t have any words for it yet, nothing came natural, so I didn’t use it,” Johnson said. “And at some point, some of the books I was reading started leading me in a certain direction, kind of like this broken king character. That area you get in sometimes, where you stop trusting your heart and you start thinking too much about logic and this and that. So it’s basically about that separation that can happen between the self and the heart and trying to trust your heart again.” Other standouts include the title track (which Johnson said was written “in, like, 10 or 15 minutes”) and “At or With Me,” a buzzing, punching number recorded “in one take, one time.” And while the whole idea of working fast and loose isn’t exactly a new one, Johnson’s reason for doing so might be. After all, he was making it in Oahu. “You know, the studio doesn’t have any windows in it, and it’s kind of this closed-off space,” he said. “We went in there to work. But it’s also the kind of place you want to spend as little time as possible in. You wanna go outside. Or, at least, I did.” Related Artists Jack Johnson
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Well they really tried, didn’t they? After last week’s unmitigated disaster, all the singing kids had to do their best to buoy this season back up. Did they succeed? Did they fail? Yes on both counts! Ohhh they were selling a Redemption narrative just so hard last night, weren’t they? All the judges were paid an extra ten grand to say “SOOOOooooo much better than last week, [boy]!” So much better, America! We promise! American Idol isn’t dead! Here, audience, show your support for Idol , which has given you so much. Applaud, applaud, applaud! That will keep it alive, alive forever. They really did try that on us, and it sort of worked. A coupla times we did get big watery grins and say “Oh they’re back .” I mean, not that intensely, but there were a few glimmers. Maybe the boys aren’t so bad. Or maybe they are. The Good Didn’t Carol Brady do so well? I mean, we knew she could sing . But without the hobo costume, was there anything there? Last week she was sooooo nervous, staring creepily into the camera and murmuring song words. Plus her son Greg Brady got eliminated last Thursday, so that probably made her really sad. But you know what? Despite all that, she still persevered. She sang a nice little guitar song and her Carol Brady mullet bounced bravely behind her and Kara smiled and let the wind sweep even more through her hair. (Seriously, what in the Sam Hill was going on with her stormy head fur last night? It was unreal.) Simon was very impressed and he blew Carol a kiss and Carol tee-hee’d in his winning, boyish way and Hold Onto Yer Butts , I think we may have a blossoming contender in our midst. Once he loses that mullet and loosens up even more, he could be mooning and gooning and crooning with the likes of little Krissy Allen in Idol heaven (a houseboat in Naples, FL) pretty soon. Who else was good. Um… I still don’t think that John Park is as bad as the judges are saying he is. His notes are leeeettle off, sure. But he’s not totally whiffing it like a lot of other contestants. I mean, he doesn’t embarrass himself terribly while singing. That’s the rubric we’re using to determine the frontrunners this season. Do they woefully embarrass themselves and shame their families while performing? No? OK then. They’ll probably win. The Bad Jermaine Sellers. What exactly IS going on there? Why did he make it this far? I wonder if the judges just liked his sassy personality. He’s a mix of snappy and “God-fearin'”. He really likes to drop that church thing, doesn’t he? Everything’s all, “You should come to church with me and see how I really sing.” But… Jermaine, if that’s how you really sing, then shouldn’t you be there, singing? And no offense, but I’m sure you are a good singer for your church. But this is a national competition. There are a million other Best Singers At Their Churches who all want the same thing you do. It’s not enough. Plus: the outfits. Ohhh the outfits. Last week it was Brechtian Ring Master. This week it was Urban Pee-Wee Herman. It’s just too much. Too many embellishments. His clothes are like his singing! Nothing fits right and it’s all a bit overdone and I don’t think anyone understands it. I really think he ought to go home this week. Though I will sort of miss the performance outfits. Next week was going to be Georgian-era Street Walker. Sigh. Our Latino Egghead who we were all so in love with? WTF was that last night? It’s like someone put a big melon by the side of his bed on Monday night and when he woke up he looked like Egghead Latino but he was really some sort of soft-sided Danny Gokey. It was just a mess. There he was singing some sorta slow R&B growl-jam that just didn’t feel right. It felt like capitulating, it felt like compromise. And of course after whining last week about things being too non-traditional, wild-maned Kara had to stumblespeak about how it was boring and staid and whatever. The judges were actually doing that all night, contradicting themselves. “Yo dawg, I wanna see you change it up, do something fresh! For me, for you, make it new! I’m rhymin’ here!” And then a minute later to someone else, “Hey that’s a great song. Why are you changing it? Just sing the song. It doesn’t need anything new.” How are any of the kids supposed to take anything away from that? I mean, I suppose they deserve to lose if they were taking Randy, or anyone but Simon, seriously in the first place, but still. The judges just have no idea what they’re saying, ever. And it is too bad. The Mystery Boys What is one to make of Tim Urban ? Sure he looks like a cast member from a gender-reversed remake of Little Darlings directed by Mike Jeffries, and that is mildly intriguing , but he’s also such a resplendent dope of a person, isn’t he? Just singing his silly songs with his silly grin and brown corn silk hair. I mean, he ain’t goin’ anywhere. Oh lawd no. That child is in this for the haul , I assume. I think. I mean, if Sanjaya can do it… Lord if Chicken Little can do it! Tim Urban must do it. Even though he wears white pants. Can you believe he wore white pants? White pants. And a red shirt. On national television. While strumming a little guitar. And wearing Muzzy’s head like a hat. He’s so confusing. He’s hilarious, and yet he’s also awful. What can we do with him? And what are we going to do with this poor little sixteen year old who has chosen to struggle with some internal issues on the most watched television show in America? It just seems so mean. Kid is a child , and he’s be-bopping all over the place while everyone sighs and snickers. At least the judges seem to like him. You know who I’m talking about, right? That kid. Who wears the chain, the confirmation necklace or whatever. Yeah, him. He’s just so… What is he? What is he doing? Does anyone get what’s going on there? Again, the judges are into it. The judges are digging it. But I am not picking up what he is laying down. Does anyone else get his jive? Or is it really all complete bunk? If you have an answer for me, that’d be real marvy. Abusing Authority Did anyone else notice just how touchy-feely Ryan was last night? He was alllll over Carol Brady like he was made of churros. Just wanted to take a big amusement park bite out of him. Poor Carol was a little uncomfortable (“Oh, Miiiike…”) but you know he secretly liked it. Legends and whispers sweep through the studio about Ryan’s Boys. They’re much like Paula’s Men, those dudes she’d sleep with during the week and favor during the broadcast. It’s good to be one of Ryan’s Boys. It was good to be one of Kara’s Boys, but apparently something happened. Casey Johnson? The toucan wearing a Jessica Lange wig? Yeah, Kara has been in lurrrrve with him. But then something must have happened, because last night she wasn’t just critical. She was deliberately mean. She called him dirt. Dirt! As if this was an after school special from the ’70s. “Oh that Jimmy Jenkins is real dirt, Judy.” It was kind of embarrassing. I really wonder what happened. Do you think it had anything to do with why her hair looked like there was a small tornado outside of the Vidal Sassoon Training Academy? I hope it did. I think it did. I believe . CLAP!
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Children and Family Services called in after Jermaine Jackson’s son obtains stun gun in home where Michael Jackson’s children live. By Gil Kaufman Michael Jackson Photo: Sony The Los Angeles County Department of Children and Family Services concluded a six-hour investigation at the Jackson family compound in Encino, California, on Tuesday after reports surfaced that one of Jermaine Jackson’s sons, Jaafar, was in possession of a stun gun in the same home where Michael Jackson’s three young children live. According to TMZ , DCFS workers first arrived on Monday night after a tip that 13-year-old Jaafar was playing with a stun gun at the home. But despite earlier reports, the lawyer for Katherine Jackson, Adam Streisand, insisted that neither of Michael’s boys, Blanket, 8, and Prince Michael, 13, were in the room with Jaafar when he was playing with the stun gun. Unnamed sources told TMZ that social workers interviewed all the children in the house, including Michael’s three kids, as well as other family members and staff, and that the plan was to return to the residence on Wednesday (March 3) for further questioning. There was reportedly some dispute about the timeline of when Jaafar obtained the stun gun. Some staffers said the teen had it for several days before a security staffer allegedly stumbled upon him playing with it and pointing it at Blanket and Prince, while Streisand said that it was in his possession for just a few minutes before being confiscated and that no other children were in harm’s way. According to a statement from Streisand , Jaafar ordered what he termed a “taser” online, and it was delivered to the compound two weeks ago. The lawyer said Jaafar opened the package alone in a bathroom and then “tested it on a piece of paper.” After Katherine and members of the security staff heard the sound, they confiscated the device. The statement claimed that Katherine removed the taser from the home, but TMZ claimed it was still there when DCFS arrived and confiscated it. “Blanket Jackson never saw or heard the stun gun,” Streisand said. “Neither did Paris Jackson. Prince saw the stun gun in the possession of security.” He added, “All of the kids are happy, healthy and wonderful and that is Mrs. Jackson’s only objective and concern.” Michael’s three children have been in the custody of their grandmother since the singer’s death in June. The manufacturer of the pocket-sized Scorpion stun gun that is reportedly at the center of the probe said it is the smallest, most powerful single-battery unit on the market, capable of delivering a 300,000-volt jolt. Related Artists Michael Jackson
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A lawyer for Katherine Jackson is electrocuting reports that Jermaine Jackson’s 13-year-old son, Jaafar, allegedly tried to harm Michael Jackson’s youngest kid. The L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services visited the Jacksons home amid rumors that Jaafar ordered a stun gun online to taser Blanket . But the family insists it was all overblown. “Blanket Jackson never saw or heard the stun gun,” says attorney Adam Streisand in a statement released to the media last night. “Neither did Paris Jackson .” “Prince (Michael’s oldest son, not to be confused with Blanket, who is also Prince) saw the stun gun in the possession of security. There is no second stun gun.” BLANKET STATEMENT : The Jacksons deny he was in danger . A rep for the DCFS declined to comment at this time. Streisand says Jaafar, who lives with mother Alejandra at the home, ordered a stun gun online two weeks ago and opened the package alone in his bathroom. “Mrs. Jackson and security heard the sound coming from the second floor,” the lawyer says. “Immediately, security went upstairs and confiscated the stun gun.” “Mrs. Jackson took control over it and then had it removed from the house. There was no other incident. All of the kids are happy, healthy and wonderful.” “That is always Mrs. Jackson’s only objective and concern.” We can only hope that’s true … and Jafaar is grounded.
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