‘‘Tis the season to give your grandpa fiancé a viagra based erection. Nothing says holiday dreams like being naked in bed or pantsless in bed with Christmas props….for attention. It’s actually the premise of my Lifetime movie. Younger reality show star fucks a grandfather cuz he’s rich. He proposes to her and she commits to being his groupie Slut until he dies cuz he’s old and she gets in a fight with his kids and grand kids over his inheritance…under their Christmas tree… I think this is what Santa’s laugh was based on…. I love Christmas more than her rebuilt labiaplasty vagina we saw pics of. Awful, The post Katherine McPee Racy Pantsless Christmas Whore for her Grandpa She Fucks of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I’m not quite sure what happened to Rihanna, but it appears that she has packed on the pounds. She used to be so fit and delicious. Now she is like a regular chick who is trying to be hot. Hopefully, her handlers are taking notes and will get her back into the gym.
I think Elizabeth Hurley is one fun and hot old bag of chips. How many 53-year-old women do you know go on Instagram in a bikini and flaunt their bodies like she does? None! I’m just so impressed by the way she looks. I kinda feel bad for her kids for having a mom that everyone wants to bang. It must be an interesting household.
Join Our Text Club To Get The Latest Music, Entertainment, Contests And Breaking News On Your Phone. Text BOX to 24042 to join! Source: Johnny Nunez / Getty Meek Mill is having a strong ass week. Days after releasing his CHAMPIONSHIPS album, he sat down with Elliott Wilson for a public interview in New York. During that hour-long sit-down, Meek opened up on one of the more hilarious, if not awkward moments of his life when he was dating Nicki Minaj – a dinner date with Jay-Z and Beyonce . Now imagine, you’re with your lady. Beyonce and Jay-Z ask YOU to come out with them for a double date. You’re nervous as hell right? Well, so was Meek — until Jay-Z got a hold of the playlist. “It was my first time. I was hype as s**t. I was with Nicki and s**t. I’m from the hood. Hov and Beyonce like, ‘come and eat with us.’ I’m like damn, I’m about to double date with Hov and Beyonce right now. This s**t is incredible,” he recalled. “So Hov got the playlist. He clicking through s**t. He clicking through, ‘Back to Back’ come on by mistake while we at the table. I’m like oh s**t. What the f**k? So Beyonce and Hov and Nicki, everybody just looking like they don’t know what the f**k is going on. I gotta take a s**t now. What the f**k?” Yup, Hov accidentally played Drake ‘s massive diss record towards Meek at the dinner table. Judging by the timeline, this had to have taken place sometime in 2015 but that is mad awkward. Luckily, Drake and Meek are back on good terms and even recorded a track for CHAMPIONSHIPS called “Doing Bad.” Meek says the pair had spoken a year or so before the track was released, letting time and good spirits heal over what was easily the biggest battle of 2015. Watch Meek explain the awkward double date below. https://twitter.com/2Cool2Blogggg/status/1069413682814377985/video/1 RELATED: Meek Mill Responds To Jay Z’s Tweet & How He and Drake Moved On From Their Past RELATED: LISTEN: Meek Mill Releases ‘Championship’ Featuring Drake, Jay Z, Cardi B And More RELATED: WATCH: Meek Mill Reveals Finding Out He’d Be Released From Jail, Criminal Justice Reform, & More
Beware next time you rent a Airbnb. Magic Johnson’s daughter, Elise Johnson is lucky to be alive after several robbers came in with weapons, where she was staying with friends. Sign Up For Our Newsletter! Close Thank you for subscribing! Please be sure to open and click your first newsletter so we can confirm your subscription. Email Submit Nevertheless, Elis fled the Airbnb and ran out a side glass door. According to reports, the robbers came in with guns and stole Rolex watches, money and more. No one at the scene was hurt and Gary With Da Tea mentioned he doesn’t like the idea of renting someones home because you never know what could happen. SEE ALSO: How Magic Johnson Is Helping The City Of Baltimore [EXCLUSIVE] In other news, Kim Porter passed away a couple weeks ago and social media has an issue with how her kids are mourning. Quincy Brown was caught smiling and people didn’t like it. Text “RICKEY” to 71007 to join the Rickey Smiley Morning Show mobile club for exclusive news. ( Terms and conditions ). Rickey Smiley , who just lost his grandfather, Ernest Smiley mentioned that people want you to cry all day everyday, but some don’t understand that the kids have to continue living life. The memories of their mother will always be with them. Lastly, Drake won his case against Layla Lace , who alleged he got her pregnant as well as raped her. The rapper wants to move on from this and continue to focus on his career. See what Quincy Brown had to say about his mother below. ALSO TRENDING ON RICKEYSMILEYMORNINGSHOW.COM : ‘Love Is…’ Creator Salim Akil Accused Of Sexual & Domestic Violence And Breach Of Contract Taraji P. Henson Went Vegan After Stomach Cancer Warning ‘The Real Sidechicks Of Charlotte’ Is Real And The First Episode Is BANANAS! (NSFW) [ione_media_gallery src=”https://rickeysmileymorningshow.com” id=”1958450″ overlay=”true”] Follow @TheRSMS
If you’ve been keeping up with Jenelle Evans and David Eason and their marriage, then this may come as a shock to you … But things aren’t going so hot right now. … Wait, what’s that you say? Their marriage has always been a mess, and their relationship before they got married was a mess, too? We can’t expect Jenelle to have a healthy relationship because she never, ever has? Fair points. Jenelle always picks the worst guys, and David is certainly no exception . When they first started dating and he began appearing on Teen Mom 2, he was weirdly aggressive, and he also did his best to alienate her from other people. He was mean to her kids, he was mean to her mom, and he practically forbade her to speak with Nathan Griffith, even though they share a son, Kaiser. Oh, and let’s not forget that his ex had a restraining order against him for allegedly being violent with her while she was pregnant with their child. Things didn’t get better after they got married, either. There’s always been rumors and speculation that he’s been abusive towards her, but she confirmed that back in October when she called 911 after a fight . As she told the operator through sobs, he knocked her to the ground so hard that she thought she heard her collarbone snap. She went to the hospital that night, but since then, she’s been insisting that he didn’t hurt her. Since then, they’ve been a little extra affectionate with each other, even going on a cross-country road trip without their children . But for the past week or so, they’ve been unfollowing, re-following and unfollowing each other again on Instagram. And if that’s not a sign of trouble, we don’t know what is. We still don’t know exactly what’s going on, although Jenelle did post a crying emoji to her Instagram story this morning. But thanks to this new video David shared yesterday, we’re very, very terrified: David Eason: Check Out My Assault Rifle! Yeah, so that’s David shooting an assault rifle in his yard. In his caption, he wrote “They will say I’ve gone off the deep end just wait for it!” Most people wouldn’t say that, though, because he’s very obviously been off the deep end for a long time now. But thanks for trying, Dave! In the comments, he claimed that he was shooting at mosquitos, and when someone asked why he has a gun like this, he replied “To piss off people like you.” And then when someone else told him that this wasn’t the best example to set for his kids, he said “That’s how they learn around here.” Another person commented with “You don’t have much to do, do ya?” “Yea, I got a lot of guns to shoot,” he answered. It’s all just so weird and awful and tragic and upsetting, and so many other bad things. Like, in the time it took to write this, Jenelle deleted her sad-face emoji and followed David again, but as of this very second, he’s still not following her. Whatever is going on down in North Carolina, it’s clearly not great. We just hope that Jenelle and the kids are safe, and that David somehow manages to calm down and work on all the many, many things that are wrong with him . View Slideshow: Jenelle Evans Unfollows Lunatic Husband Online; David Eason Sets The Land on Fire And yeah, that last one is kind of stretch, but what is life without dreams?
Kristen Dunst and Meth Damon had a baby, and these are her milk filled tits on her mom body, that she at least has a kid to justify, unlike the body she had before the kid, that you assumed was a mom body, cuz she’s fucking old as fuck….you know making it count..where it matters… She has consistently been a set of fat tits on a small frame and the fat tits just got fatter thanks to nature, and women tits being used to feed their kids, that for some reason certain groups are protesting and fighting for the desexualizing of tits, which will never work, because dudes like you will always jerk off to tits, especially when the desexualizing of tits involves showing tits in public… I mean I have never hated when a mom breasts feeds in public, even before it was a political protest, women did it..it’s called feeding her fucking kid…and I would always try to get as close to the action, front row titty show…and they’d be the ones uncomfortable with the whole process…to which I’d say “don’t pull your tits out for a pervert who loves tits to see the fucking tits”…it’s just common sense…cuz tits…no matter what the protest is…will always be something I want to jerk off on, or suck on…and even these women who say don’t sexualize their tits, are titty fucking dudes they don’t want to actually fuck, or taking loads on their tits…totally discounting their whole war on the sexualizing of tits. I AM ONTO YOU LYING TITTY PROTESTORS JUST LOOKING FOR A REASON TO SHOW TIT. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kristen Dunst Big Tits Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Bella Thorne is into showing herself off, because that’s what shameless disney kids are raised to do….by both their parents and the execs making money off of them… Her trying to navigate and find her own way, using her disney fame to post slutty pics, and smut of herself and her meth looking gender-less boyfriend wasn’t clever, or even that interesting, despite her body being young and fit and her tits being big, it was just a natural progression of being a disney kid…this is how that shit works… In her annoying raver playing a weirdo, when she’s so fucking mainstream it offends me that I am even posting on her, she’s grown out her armpit hair…her fiery armpit hair…and I guess her bush…it’s a trend….that allows her to flash her panties to the world on her instagram feed…when feeling lonely and in need of some attention…cuz all these idiots are the same…barely interesting, lazy but willing to get naked…to compensate for their lack of brains, talent, ability….and I guess they know how to lure in the troops of other idiots who have no mind or concept of what is good or not….just used to sucking back on sugary drinks like the retards they are…have you seen these people try to write out words…I’m talking the youth…actually writing things beyond memes captions and Thanksgiving Clapbacks (it’s a thing)…..they are fucking dumb porn addicted morons…and this is their leader….. Not bad for a redhead…but if you’re going to go this far…you might as well go all the way…and bring us the firecrotch Lohan prepared us for…back when girls shaved their pussies into looking like scared deflated wrinkly animals….before BUSH was celebrated the way I’ve always wanted it to be….and for as long as I can remember…the way I’ve been fighting for it to be free…. Here is another look at the bush JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Possible Bella Thorne’s Hairy Bush Sighting of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
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