Heidi Klum is rich as fuck, famous as fuck, old as fuck, breeder with 100 kids as fuck, model as fuck, tv host as fuck, who I’d be into watching fuck, knowing she’s a German and Germans are weird at fuck, especially after all the kids and SEAL who has a rumored dick that is bigger than an aneorexic girl’s leg as fuck… There is no way that she’s not part or a result of Nazi Germany’s attempt to create the master race through breeding and genetic modification because at 100…this isn’t normal…maybe good work done..but I prefer NAZI conspiracy theories…NEW WORLD ORDER… The post Heidi Klum on a Yacht in Europe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
For a while there, it looked as though Jenelle Evans’ life had finally begun to settle down. Jenelle welcomed her third child back in January, and she seems to have finally found a somewhat stable relationship (by Jenelle standards) with her third baby daddy, David Eason. Evans and Eason are engaged these days, and while Jenelle has been engaged a whopping four times in the past, this time it seems like she’s serious about getting hitched. Hell, she’s picked out a dress, and everything! Yes, Jenelle’s really painted a convincing picture of domestic bliss, and she may have even been fooled by the facade herself. But just behind that picket fence lurks the usual Jenelle drama that we’ve come to know and appalled by. Last week’s episode of Teen Mom 2 revealed some major relationship problems between Jenelle and David , as the couple screamed at each other (in the presence of children, of course) about everything from household chores to parenting responsibilities. Now, there’s even more trouble in “paradise,” as David may prove to be a burden to Jenelle in her ongoing custody battle with Nathan Griffith. On this week’s episode of Teen Mom 2 , we saw more court mediation between the exes, and viewers, and viewers may have come away with the impression that Jenelle proved she’s able to provide a more stable home for her son. But Griffith thinks the couple is hiding a lot of skeletons in their closet. “Unless you’re trying to hide something, I didn’t know you had to protect your eyes from the UV rays inside,” Nathan tweeted during the episode, clearly in reference to David’s decision to wear his Oakleys in court. Nathan’s girlfriend, Ashley, quickly seconded that notion, tweeting: “I think I would recognize if my boyfriend had an alcohol problem. I do recognize when sketchy people wear sunglasses inside tho.” She went on to tweet that she comes from a family of addicts and can easily spot the tell-tale signs. We think it’s safe to say this is one custody battle that’s sure to get worse before it gets better. Here’s hoping both parties bear in mind that the health, happiness, and well-being of their son is all that really matters here. Watch Teen Mom 2 online for more of Jenelle’s endless custody battles. View Slideshow: 13 Shocking Jenelle Evans Facts Even We Didn’t Know!
The rumor of reality star and professional celebrity Kim Kardashian expanding her family isn’t just set to become a reality … … it’s set to become a reality in the fairly near future. According to sources cited by Us Weekly, the surrogate hired by Kardashian and Kanye West is already pregnant. Moreover, she’s over three months along, meaning Saint and North will have a sibling as early as this January. We know, right?!? WHOA! The story hasn’t been reported on in several weeks, but Kim and Kanye allegedly agreed in mid-June to hire a woman to carry their third child to term. They did so because Kim badly wants a large family, yet doctors have advised her that getting pregnant again would be dangerous. As a result of her medical condition, she was encouraged not to take the chance. (Kardashian has been diagnosed with placenta accreta.) After consulting with a physician, she seemed to concur. “It would be a really dangerous environment for me if I were to get pregnant again,” Kim said last season on Keeping Up with the Kardashians. As a result, TMZ confirms that Kimye chose to go ahead with their plans to use a surrogate and to pay $45,000 in multiple installments. The arrangement requires the surrogate to agree to certain guidelines (e.g. no drinking or smoking while pregnant). There is also a reported bonus if she were to produce twins, which has actually been rumored by several publications. All in exchange for giving birth to a child that will then be adopted and legally the child of Kim and Kanye West. So who is the Kimye surrogate? The couple has reportedly chosen a San Diego mother in her late 20s, someone who was referred to them by an agency. According to insiders, this girl is someone who has already served as a surrogate on at least one occasion in the past. We don’t yet know if she’s pregnant with a boy or a girl. “I have so many siblings and I love it, they’re my best friends and I would love that for my kids,” Kim told Ellen DeGeneres in 2014. However, two pregnancies plagued by Kim’s potentially life-threatening condition prompted her and Kanye to ponder alternative options. Using a surrogate became a frequent topic of discussion, with both Kris Jenner and Kourtney Kardashian volunteering to serve as hers. No one took those offers seriously (particularly Kris’ for obvious reasons), but it shows how important this is for Kimberly. Now that it’s happening, this is all pretty darn exciting! Not just because it will provide Keeping Up with the Kardashians with a storyline that could easily keep it on the air for another two or three seasons. But we’re talking about another Kimye baby, people! We wonder what he or she will end up looking like! We wonder how he or she will fit into the family! And, yes, given his or her parents’ track record, we of course wonder what he or she will be named. Really, it could be anything. After North and Saint, all bets are off … View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian: 20 Weird Facts About the Sex Tape Star
Scott Disick is, to be honest, a complete and total mess right now. Since the beginning of this year, he’s been on a seriously scary downward spiral — one that apparently has friends concerned that he’s on the verge of killing himself. Killing himself with booze , to be specific. From where we’re sitting — and things could have happened differently privately, of course — the issue began back in January on the Kardashian family vacation to Costa Rica. Before that, we’d been hearing rumors that Scott and Kourtney Kardashian may have been rekindling their romance, but for some reason, he brought along another girl for the vacation. He tried to hide the girl in his hotel room, but Kim Kardashian found out about it, and she went off on Scott, calling him a whore and all sorts of other bad names. He left the vacation early and went to Miami, where he was photographed with multiple women and multiple adult beverages. And things just sort of went from there. Scott’s been seen with countless hookups since then, including Bella Thorne , and it’s clear that he’s just not in a good place. He’s been open about his issues with alcoholism in the past, and in response to the Costa Rica incident, he even confessed that he’s a sex addict. But in a new interview with E! News, he’s trying to spin things in a more positive light. “I would say I think it’s a little rude that everybody keeps addressing me as a sex addict,” he said. “I just like sex, but I’m not a sex addict.” “I said that in a humorous, joking fashion on the show and now I’m getting billed as one, and it’s not the case. I do like sex, but I am not an addict.” He was asked if he thought his appetite for sex was healthy, and he clarified that he does have “a gargantuan appetite,” but still, he’s “not an addict!” Whatever you say, Scott. We’re sure all single fathers of three young children behave this way. Oddly enough, when asked about his love life, he said “I just try to live and be decently happy … no girlfriends or anything like that.” No girlfriends, just a never-ending string of hookups, right? He also seemed to confirm Bella Thorne’s statement that she was never intimate with him by explaining that “We have nothing to do with each other romantically.” As for Kourtney, he said “We love spending time together and with the kids. That’s never been a question.” “I feel like sometimes the outside perspective thinks that maybe we are not on good terms, but we are. We stay strong for our three children, and that’s pretty much all we can do.” He sounds good in this interview, but then again he’s never been one to be sloppy in interviews. He usually saves it for paparazzi and Keeping Up with the Kardashians cameras. Just … just do better, OK, Scott? View Slideshow: 12 Times Scott Disick Was a Total Douche
Wenn/Getty Images Celebrity Kiddies Ripping The Runways When we project “who’s got next” in the fashion scene, the children bearing the torches of their celebrity parents are obvious. Just a recently, we’ve reported that Dream Kardashian and King Cairo have already gotten their work permits. Future Zaire is already strutting his mini fro in a GAP campaign and there’s a handful of other kids putting in work. Are these kids really the next generation of stars ready to take over fashion magazines? Hit the flip to see the young stars putting in werk . https://www.instagram.com/p/BWu97jsBiSG/?taken-by=ciara&hl=en Future Zahir https://www.instagram.com/p/BV-VZcHF832/?taken-by=seanjohn&hl=en Kiyan Anthony https://www.instagram.com/p/BNr5w2FAMV9/?taken-by=littlemisscali&hl=en Cali Dream https://www.instagram.com/p/BOOGlqYgHR0/?taken-by=50cent&hl=en Sir Jackson https://www.instagram.com/p/BWgEp38l8Xn/?taken-by=seanjohn&hl=en Jessie, D’lia and Chance Combs https://www.instagram.com/p/BMq6FosBQ6F/?taken-by=emilyb_&hl=en Johan Jackson https://www.instagram.com/p/BWvVpjRF2IO/?taken-by=blacchyna&hl=en Dream Kardashian Get ready for Dream! Already racking up IG followers. This little nugget just got her “work permit”, along with her brother King Cairo https://www.instagram.com/p/BVqF6xdgr1o/?taken-by=selahmarley&hl=en Selah Marley
Alaskan Bush People went to a couple pretty dark places on Wednesday night. First, the family continued to deal with the tragic fact that Ami Brown has been diagnosed with lung cancer. The last time we checked in with this Discovery Channel family, patriarch Billy had told his kids that the cancer was Stage 3, but doctors were in the middle of determining whether it was Stage 4. Which would mean Ami really does not have much time remaining. The illness is so serious that most of the Browns left Alaska many weeks ago in order to be with Ami while she sought treatment in southern California. On the latest installment of this reality series, we learned more about said treatment. “Ami’s hurting pretty bad,” Billy told viewers. “We’re in for probably a lot harder road than we’ve ever faced. There’s no doubt about that.” Unsure exactly what the doctors had told them about what’s on tap for Ami, the family asked one of the show’s producers to interpret the news they received at UCLA Medical Center. “The radiation is 5 days a week for 6 weeks,” Sheila McCormack therefore explained, adding: “After the radiation, once a week she goes to the other building and they put an IV in her and she gets chemotherapy for four hours.” “What’s going on now is the most difficult thing we’ve gone through because of who it’s happening to – because it’s mom and because of what it is,” said son Bam on air. “It makes a house burning down or a boat sinking or needing 5 stitches no big deal. This is really difficult. I don’t even know what to say.” Ami may also need to go on a feeding tube because she’s down to 94 pounds and doctors say she needs her strength to fight the cancer. “All the things that we’ve overcome, all the obstacles that have been in front of us, taught us that whatever lies ahead, as long as we keep faith in family and God, we’ll be alright,” said Billy, clearly and understandably shaken up over this awful news. Elsewhere on the episode, Matt nearly died. Left alone in Brownton about two months ago because his family was by Ami’s side, Matt was found injured in a home explosion. The event took place when cameras were not rolling, but they picked up the action after medics arrived on the scene and found Matt bleeding from the head. “This is bad, man. He doesn’t look good. Safety, prep for an evac,” a production member was head yelling at one point while Matt was heard screaming “Oh my God!” According to a TMZ report at the time this incident took place, Matt had filled a mason jar with gunpowder and cannon fuse and stored it in his refrigerator. It then exploded, blowing the doors off this kitchen appliance and into Matt’s skull. Back in California, already concerned about their mother, the kids were told that Matt was also in the hospital. “I don’t know what happened. I know that Matt was alone in Brownton and I can only imagine how heavy that must have been and the kind of mindset that would put you in,” said Bam. “I don’t want to speculate. I just know that he was trying to keep up a strong, brave front for everybody and I think he just cracked a little bit.” Matt ended up getting airlifted to a hospital in Juneau, where he was placed in intensive care. A few days later, he touched down in Southern California and told Bam that physicians used nine staples to close the wound on his scalp. “I’ve gone through all this, bro. It’s a lesson: life is fragile,” said Matt to his sibling “The bush’s rule one, the moment you take your mind off everything, is the one that it get – and it got me.” “It didn’t get you,” replied Bam. “It almost got you. You survived and that’s the important part.” Let’s hope the same ends up being true for Ami.
Alaskan Bush People went to a couple pretty dark places on Wednesday night. First, the family continued to deal with the tragic fact that Ami Brown has been diagnosed with lung cancer. The last time we checked in with this Discovery Channel family, patriarch Billy had told his kids that the cancer was Stage 3, but doctors were in the middle of determining whether it was Stage 4. Which would mean Ami really does not have much time remaining. The illness is so serious that most of the Browns left Alaska many weeks ago in order to be with Ami while she sought treatment in southern California. On the latest installment of this reality series, we learned more about said treatment. “Ami’s hurting pretty bad,” Billy told viewers. “We’re in for probably a lot harder road than we’ve ever faced. There’s no doubt about that.” Unsure exactly what the doctors had told them about what’s on tap for Ami, the family asked one of the show’s producers to interpret the news they received at UCLA Medical Center. “The radiation is 5 days a week for 6 weeks,” Sheila McCormack therefore explained, adding: “After the radiation, once a week she goes to the other building and they put an IV in her and she gets chemotherapy for four hours.” “What’s going on now is the most difficult thing we’ve gone through because of who it’s happening to – because it’s mom and because of what it is,” said son Bam on air. “It makes a house burning down or a boat sinking or needing 5 stitches no big deal. This is really difficult. I don’t even know what to say.” Ami may also need to go on a feeding tube because she’s down to 94 pounds and doctors say she needs her strength to fight the cancer. “All the things that we’ve overcome, all the obstacles that have been in front of us, taught us that whatever lies ahead, as long as we keep faith in family and God, we’ll be alright,” said Billy, clearly and understandably shaken up over this awful news. Elsewhere on the episode, Matt nearly died. Left alone in Brownton about two months ago because his family was by Ami’s side, Matt was found injured in a home explosion. The event took place when cameras were not rolling, but they picked up the action after medics arrived on the scene and found Matt bleeding from the head. “This is bad, man. He doesn’t look good. Safety, prep for an evac,” a production member was head yelling at one point while Matt was heard screaming “Oh my God!” According to a TMZ report at the time this incident took place, Matt had filled a mason jar with gunpowder and cannon fuse and stored it in his refrigerator. It then exploded, blowing the doors off this kitchen appliance and into Matt’s skull. Back in California, already concerned about their mother, the kids were told that Matt was also in the hospital. “I don’t know what happened. I know that Matt was alone in Brownton and I can only imagine how heavy that must have been and the kind of mindset that would put you in,” said Bam. “I don’t want to speculate. I just know that he was trying to keep up a strong, brave front for everybody and I think he just cracked a little bit.” Matt ended up getting airlifted to a hospital in Juneau, where he was placed in intensive care. A few days later, he touched down in Southern California and told Bam that physicians used nine staples to close the wound on his scalp. “I’ve gone through all this, bro. It’s a lesson: life is fragile,” said Matt to his sibling “The bush’s rule one, the moment you take your mind off everything, is the one that it get – and it got me.” “It didn’t get you,” replied Bam. “It almost got you. You survived and that’s the important part.” Let’s hope the same ends up being true for Ami.
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Lily Rose Depp is freshly 18 and I find her amazing…making her…my favorite…which I guess would be seen as perverted since I am an old fucking man…but the law is on my side, plus rich kids grow up faster than other kids thanks to their life of being exposed to dad’s cocaine at 5. All the other fame whores slutting out on social media just have nothing on this one…they are boring, uninteresting, repetitive, trash….who I am sure this one is an entitled, garbage human…but cute and stylish and potentially braless for social media existence…and for that, coupled with her dad being a crazy person who has been around forever, and their private Bahama island…she’s good. She was recently house shopping in a dress braless so I’ll just post those up again….. to see the rest CLICK HERE The post Lily Rose Depp is my Favorite of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
About a year ago, Audrey Roloff stirred up a bit of controversy by doling out advice to fellow married folks. First, she compared marriage to war , saying husbands and wives enter a “battlefield” on a regular basis. In a semi-rambling blog post, the Little People, Big World star asked the following: “What are you doing to protect your marriage against the dangers of, porn, workaholism, worry, pride, stress, fear, loss, addiction, comparison, social media, emotional cheating, that girl at the gym, in-laws, hormones, or idolizing your kids?” Roloff got a lot of pushback for her comments, which she followed up suggesting that married couples she often recite their vows to each other. In bed. During sex. “I’ll spare you the details, but it was the most intimate thing we have ever done in our marriage,” Roloff wrote at the time . “And probably the most intimate thing I have ever done in my life.” Roloff also received some Internet side-eye for this recommendation. Therefore, perhaps sick of getting flak for what she has to say to other wives and their husband, Audrey has shifted her focus. In her latest Instagram post, the reality star has directed her attention to single ladies around the world. This is her Beyonce moment, people! “To all the single girls out there… wait for the kind of man who wants to sit and talk with you by a campfire more than he wants to sit by you watching Netflix on a couch,” Roloff writes, expanding on this theme as follows: “Wait for a man who comes to your door when he picks you up instead of just texting, ‘I’m here.’ “Wait for a man who is more dedicated to pursuing Jesus than he is to pursuing his career ambitions. “Wait for a man who wants to get to know your friends and family instead of always insisting on hanging out alone. “Wait for a man who you’d want to be the father of your children instead of a man who’s still acting like a child.” Audrey has clearly found a man that fits these qualifications. She has been gushing over Jeremy Roloff for many weeks and months now, especially in light of the couple expecting its first child this September. “I know it may seem harsh, but I say these things to encourage you and give you hope,” Roloff said, seemingly aware that she may be inviting more criticism with these words of advice. She concludes with a message of hope: “That kind of man is out there. Don’t believe the big fat lie that tells you, “Oh I’ll never find someone like that.” Jeremy is not an exception. “Men like this DO exist. Pray for him and wait for him.” Audrey added the hashtag “#beating50percent” to her post, which is a reference to the fact that one-half of all marriages in the U.S. end in divorce. She and Jeremy are beating those odds at the moment. And soon they’ll be changing diapers! View Slideshow: Audrey Roloff Baby Bump Pics: Look at It Grow! The TLC stars started dating in 2011, got married in 2014 and will become parents this fall. As you can see above, Audrey has been keeping social media followers well apprised of her baby bump status on Instagram, while the cable network is expected to air new episodes of Little People, Big World in a few months. It’s very safe to assume that Audrey’s pregnancy and delivery will be a central storyline when the popular series returns.
